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Jul 31 2012
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What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)

:D

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Jul 31 2012
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Jul 31 2012
3:17:27AM

As long as shes down for anal.

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Jul 31 2012
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Jul 31 2012
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Jul 31 2012
3:54:44AM

Cute, funny, chill as hell, preferably short, italian!!! Good at skiing, carries herself very well, loves to cuddle. And great in bed

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Jul 31 2012
4:08:15AM

Quoting Gnartron$ from Jul 31 2012 3:14:54:
A sloot

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Jul 31 2012
4:11:26AM

I guess she would have to be intelligent, funny, just have some common things to talk about, sexy of course, not to small (Im like 6'5), preferably enjoys skiing or boarding, not bitching about random shit all the time

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Jul 31 2012
4:49:27AM

Likes to Binge drink with me, and then just regret it.

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Jul 31 2012
4:53:14AM

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Jul 31 2012
5:09:30AM

Quoting Toasty.$ from Jul 31 2012 4:49:27:
Likes to Binge drink with me, and then just regret it.

no you got it wrong buddy.. you gotta find the girl that wants to binge drink, blackout, and wake up and think nothing about it

smokin trees and doin threes
#witit

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Jul 31 2012
5:28:13AM

Quoting heathbar413$ from Jul 31 2012 5:09:30:
no you got it wrong buddy.. you gotta find the girl that wants to binge drink, blackout, and wake up and think nothing about it

when i say regret it, i mean by the whole binge drinking thing... not being with me.

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Jul 31 2012
7:34:01AM

someone who wants to.cuddle everynight...did i read that right, me and my gf need our space sleeping on oposite sides of the bed, best thing ever

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Jul 31 2012
8:06:14AM

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Jul 31 2012
8:17:05AM

Quoting grown-ninja from Jul 31 2012 7:34:01:
someone who wants to.cuddle everynight...did i read that right, me and my gf need our space sleeping on oposite sides of the bed, best thing ever

haha, i agree, sure it's nice to cuddle for a while but sleeping like that is so uncomfortable !

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Jul 31 2012
8:19:24AM

Quoting danbrown$ from Jul 31 2012 8:06:14:

pick two?!?!?! usually im happy finding just one!

SIP Sarah Burke, CR Johnson, Shane McConkey and anyone else who passed doing what they love

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Jul 31 2012
9:56:18AM

Attractive

Funny

Intelligent

Skis with me all the time

Is willing to try new things with me (mtn biking, long boarding.....)

Respects herself

Gives good dome.

Ski the Michigan

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Jul 31 2012
10:00:28AM

Quoting danbrown$ from Jul 31 2012 8:06:14:

hahaha +k for making me laugh

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Jul 31 2012
10:12:03AM

Quoting danbrown$ from Jul 31 2012 8:06:14:

Such a great chart.

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Jul 31 2012
10:16:35AM

Sexy, has a sense of humor, fun, short is good, loyal.

don't give a shit.

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Jul 31 2012
10:17:00AM

Quoting HoneyBadger$ from Jul 31 2012 10:16:35:
Sexy, has a sense of humor, fun, short is good, loyal.

She got 2 b a

don't give a shit.

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Jul 31 2012
10:38:29AM

takes it in the ass without crying

i'm so mean i make medicine sick

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Jul 31 2012
10:58:39AM

Quoting Anathema$ from Jul 31 2012 10:38:29:
takes it in the ass without crying

Thats my point one.

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Jul 31 2012
11:15:19AM

Quoting Anathema$ from Jul 31 2012 10:38:29:
takes it in the ass without crying

/tha-red

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Jul 31 2012
11:21:07AM

my ideal girlfriend is small (115 pounds is pushing it), cute, asian (south asian counts, bonus points if she's a half and half), can party expertly (not scoopin no bitch up off the floor at the end of the night), she doesnt have to ski but she can't get pissed when I spend my entire winter skiing, as well - she doesnt have to blaze but should probably be rollin spliffs in the shotgun seat for me while I drive. oh and most importantly, sex is a must every morning before class/work, otherwise deals off

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Jul 31 2012
11:24:03AM

Mine :) < 3

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Jul 31 2012
11:26:31AM

Grilled cheese and blowjobs

.

JAH BLAZE THIS DAY LIKE ITS THE LAST DAY WE HAVE TO BLAZE

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Jul 31 2012
11:34:07AM

Quoting Dr.Gonzo$ from Jul 31 2012 11:26:31:
Grilled cheese and blowjobs

finally someone with some sense

One ring to rule them all.

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Jul 31 2012
11:45:50AM

Everything OP said except the blazing part. Doesn't have to ski but has to be active one way or another cuz I don't fuck fatties. I like her clean, no tattoo's extra piercings, basically someone you can be proud to take home to mom.

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Jul 31 2012
11:49:53AM

Quoting Dr.Gonzo$ from Jul 31 2012 11:26:31:
Grilled cheese and blowjobs

grilled blowjobs and cheese?

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Jul 31 2012
12:25:15PM

Likes pee in her butt

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Jul 31 2012
12:33:23PM

not completely crazy

funny

smart (but not a whole lot smarter than me)

doesn't smoke

can drink to excess without gaining weight

doesn't judge me for how much i drink

doesn't try to play golf with me

doesn't get mad for how much i play golf

loves mob movies

rich

gives "sorry I'm on my period" blowies

likes to cook

hates horror movies as much as i do

RIP Coombs
RIP McConkey
RIP CR
RIP Sarah

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Jul 31 2012
12:35:22PM

Quoting thenightman$ from Jul 31 2012 12:33:23:
not completely crazyfunny smart (but not a whole lot smarter than me) doesn't smoke can drink to excess without gaining weight doesn't judge me for how much i drink doesn't try to play golf with me doesn't get mad for how much i play golf loves mob movies rich gives "sorry I'm on my period" blowies likes to cook hates horror movies as much as i do

oh, and she has to like the movie "field of dreams"

and be good looking

RIP Coombs
RIP McConkey
RIP CR
RIP Sarah

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Jul 31 2012
12:38:39PM

what I look for in a girl is a willingness to try stuff! I do a lot of new stuff, a lot, so it would be the best thing in the world if she willingly tried with me! and you know, the usual, skis, bikes, is smart, cute/sexy, yadda

The worst person, according to NS (doesn't reflect what I think)

A hormone filled, weed hating, law abiding, christian 12 - year - old. Or worse, 17 year old.

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Jul 31 2012
12:49:07PM

Untrue, finding an emotionally stable woman is like spotting jesus........well one that's emotionally stable all month at least. They always pull the red card.

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Jul 31 2012
12:56:21PM

Me.

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Jul 31 2012
1:03:55PM

Marion cotillard

How neat is that?

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Jul 31 2012
1:07:13PM

Fun to be around/take places

Chill with me talking to other girls (i guess you could rename this one trustworthy)

Spontaneous, up for anything at just about anytime yet always down for a chill night at home

Athletic, likes skiing, biking, whatever other sports

Willing to try new things (outside of the bedroom haha)

Cute but also has a sexy side

Short (I'm only 5'7"ish)

Likes to cuddle alot

Likes to fuck often (and likes to be the one in control sometimes)

Intelligent

Someone who can be more of a friend at times when it is needed

Honest

Doesn't smoke

Down for travelling

Long hair for sure

Tattoos are a plus for me (if done right)

yeah those are a basic list for me. i guess you could sum it up to "is attractive, is up to do things, is athletic, doesn't bitch about the little things and is also smart"

they aren't in any order but i guess the number 1 would honestly be being spontaneous. so overrated in my opinion. i love girls/people who are just like "yo lets do ________" out of nowhere. in my experiences those things always ends up being alot of fun and quite memorable.

Love,
Rhymes

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Jul 31 2012
1:08:11PM

Not fat, not annoying, has vajajay, cooks and cleans, is reasonably intelligent.

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Jul 31 2012
1:10:54PM

Lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets. Good at givin back rubs, brings me sandwiches, cooks lots of bacon.

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Jul 31 2012
1:57:23PM

Not me

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Jul 31 2012
2:42:12PM

Quoting TRASHY.$ from Jul 31 2012 1:57:23:
Not me

and why not?

I like skiing and biking and pancakes and waffles and chocolate and milk shakes and sushi and cats and dogs and kitties and puppies and fish and fishy crackers and I also like drinking straight up caffeine before making a sig.

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Jul 31 2012
2:49:32PM

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No means yes, and yes means anal. Get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*

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Jul 31 2012
2:52:53PM

Quoting S.Shield$ from Jul 31 2012 12:25:15:
Likes pee in her butt

You havent been here long enough to say that. so dont.

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Jul 31 2012
3:06:30PM

Quoting TadNugentFan from Jul 31 2012 2:52:53:
You havent been here long enough to say that. so dont.

You havent been here long enough to say that. so dont.

also, nice first post, alias much ?

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Jul 31 2012
3:09:00PM

Quoting KayngBayng from Jul 31 2012 2:42:12:
and why not?

Because I'm trashy

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Jul 31 2012
3:11:28PM

Quoting KayngBayng from Jul 31 2012 2:42:12:
and why not?

because there is no such thing as a perfect girl. or guy for that matter

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Jul 31 2012
3:11:29PM

-has no arms or legs (so she doesn't get away)

-can still clean the house and make dinner

-anal

and she has to be a squirter as well.

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Jul 31 2012
3:28:02PM

"why can't we just get along... theres piizzzaaa"

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Jul 31 2012
3:34:56PM

- cook
-clean
-fuk me everyday (LOL ik right ? XD)
- light blue eyes
- well tanned skin
- never sad unless i say so
- 5,5 cm shorter than me, always
- long light brown hair
- perfect personality
- funny
- understandable
- but still has her own ideas and opinions
- likes skiing
- likes video games
- likes to have threesome with a female and me
- enjoys swallowing
- never pretends
- brings her thoughts in, but always agrees with me if needed.

And i need all these things or you wont go out with me.

Skiing

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Jul 31 2012
3:46:53PM

Quoting jeR. from Jul 31 2012 11:21:07:
my ideal girlfriend is small (115 pounds is pushing it), cute, asian (south asian counts, bonus points if she's a half and half), can party expertly (not scoopin no bitch up off the floor at the end of the night), she doesnt have to ski but she can't get pissed when I spend my entire winter skiing, as well - she doesnt have to blaze but should probably be rollin spliffs in the shotgun seat for me while I drive. oh and most importantly, sex is a must every morning before class/work, otherwise deals off

we should probably meet because im the girl of your dreams.

SIP Sarah Burke
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