Can u pick up girls at if3 or do they just want the pros - Ski Gabber

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Jun 18 2012
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do a future spin and they'll be all up on your d. it's worked for me in the past.

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Jun 18 2012
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Just name drop, A LOT. And wear a bunch of credentials around your neck. They dont even have to be for anything, necessarily, buy

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Jun 18 2012
10:27:46PM

learn french is probably your best bet. and bullshit them it dont matter, plus if you can do a 9 some girls will think you are almost pro, and chicks love the guys who they think are just about to blow up

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Jun 18 2012
10:29:49PM

im pretty sure there are some girls at IF3 aren't prohoe sluts.

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Jun 18 2012
10:32:19PM

most people can, OP probably cant

may the force be with you.

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Jun 18 2012
10:37:32PM

yup

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Jun 18 2012
10:41:43PM

Montreal: got kicked out of a club for wearing a hoodie that was too large. Girls here, average 8.5 or above...they've got a good thing going on here.

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Jun 18 2012
10:56:52PM

so many options at if3, always a good time

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Jun 18 2012
10:58:03PM

Quoting 1337

from Jun 18 2012 10:56:52:
so many options at if3, always a good time

I heard the filmmakers get all the bitches, can anyone confirm?

Do you happen to know what model of toaster that was filmed with?
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Jun 18 2012
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^That's how splice was conceived.

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Jun 18 2012
11:21:35PM

Quoting SAGETS$ from Jun 18 2012 11:00:56:
^That's how splice was conceived.

Truth. Girls are more impressed by the big cameras

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Jun 18 2012
11:25:42PM

Quoting Gknow from Jun 18 2012 11:21:35:
Truth. Girls are more impressed by the big cameras

or you could take the weekend at bernie's approach... just pulling in info from your non ski gabber thread today.

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Jun 18 2012
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Quoting PJS.$ from Jun 18 2012 10:58:03:
I heard the filmmakers get all the bitches, can anyone confirm?

only when the chicks are really drunk

:(

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Jun 18 2012
11:31:35PM

Quoting 1337

from Jun 18 2012 11:28:46:
only when the chicks are really drunk :(

danger scale:

hippos

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cancer

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Jun 18 2012
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Quoting Flying~Squirrel$ from Jun 18 2012 11:31:35:
danger scale: hippos drunk fat chicks russian mafia car crashes cancer cats

Watch out for #2...and drunk biking

Oh canada

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Jun 18 2012
11:46:33PM

Quoting Flying~Squirrel$ from Jun 18 2012 11:31:35:
danger scale: hippos drunk fat chicks russian mafia car crashes cancer cats

Didn't say I was really drunk!

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Jun 18 2012
11:50:54PM

There are strip clubs all around the theaters so I'm sure you will find something, for a price.

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Jun 19 2012
12:49:47AM

I feel dumber for even clicking on this thread...

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Jun 19 2012
1:06:57AM

When Im out in hot LA clubs, Im always searching for celebs and hot actors. Whats the point of being a girl if i cant look for a guy whose famous? Lol

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Jun 19 2012
1:38:05AM

This is stupid. Haha. Why would you want a pro ho anyway? Find a nice girl who's just as stoked on the riding/films as you. DONT name drop for the purpose of picking up girls. It's sad. Goodluck!

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Jun 19 2012
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Jun 19 2012
8:32:24AM

they definitely go for the pros.

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Jun 19 2012
8:41:27AM

Buy a red bull/monster hat off ebay. Yeah I'm pro. Easy.

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Jun 19 2012
9:22:34AM

Pro bro yourself. Some of the female pros are looking mighty fine these days.

So easy to be a pro hoe.... there are hundreds of "pro" skiers. But to be a dude and get a pro... you deserve an award if you can do it.

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Jun 19 2012
9:24:51AM

Quoting NSwidow from Jun 19 2012 1:38:05:
DONT name drop for the purpose of picking up girls. It's sad

LOL

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting Rachy from Jun 19 2012 9:22:34:
Pro bro yourself. Some of the female pros are looking mighty fine these days. So easy to be a pro hoe.... there are hundreds of "pro" skiers. But to be a dude and get a pro... you deserve an award if you can do it.

haha hell yeha i tried picking up kaya and keri once hahaaaaa

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Jun 19 2012
10:29:31AM

Quoting accualyisdolan from Jun 18 2012 10:22:01PM:
is there an open afterpart\y that you

Its Montreal bro... chicks everywhere.

Learn some French if you don't know it already and you'll be WAY ahead of the game.

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Jun 19 2012
10:46:56AM

Quoting 1337

from Jun 18 2012 10:56:52:
so many options at if3, always a good time

yayayyayay can't wait! BMITR takin over IF3

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Jun 19 2012
11:03:56AM

only french you need to know is:

'voulez-vous coucher avec moi?'

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Jun 19 2012
11:08:39AM

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jun 19 2012 11:03:56:
only french you need to know is: 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi?'

No, that's much too direct, try something more subtle along the lines of:

''Hey t'as des belles lèvres d'aspirateur, ça me dérangerait pas si tu me suçait.''

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Jun 19 2012
11:11:53AM

Sean Pettit was macking with the greasiest chicks at the Freshtival after party last year. If he can only get greasy, drunk chicks, then hopefully you don't end up worse.

Does anyone else feel aroused... and jealous... and worried?

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Jun 19 2012
11:28:59AM

i heard its pretty easy to fingerbang fat chicks at if3

But I don't have a corvette....

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting Relish_man from Jun 19 2012 11:08:39:
No, that's much too direct, try something more subtle along the lines of: ''Hey t'as des belles lèvres d'aspirateur, ça me dérangerait pas si tu me suçait.''

which can be translated to
''wow girl, you are looking lovely tonight wink wink''

For the benefits of mr.Kite

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting Relish_man from Jun 19 2012 11:08:39:
No, that's much too direct, try something more subtle along the lines of: ''Hey t'as des belles lèvres d'aspirateur, ça me dérangerait pas si tu me suçait.''

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Jun 19 2012
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Montreal is filled with beautiful people everywhere. When I was there I seriously didn't see many ugly people

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Jun 19 2012
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learning french wont get you any further. chicks dig guys who cant speak there language. trust me...

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting Gknow from Jun 18 2012 10:41:43:
Montreal: got kicked out of a club for wearing a hoodie that was too large. Girls here, average 8.5 or above...they've got a good thing going on here.

Lol just for that?

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting whoa-dere$ from Jun 19 2012 2:26:14:
Lol just for that?

Depend on the club, sometime the dress code is wack.

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Jun 19 2012
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Just buy them a pack of cigarettes and some poutine and agree with them on there separatist views and they'll be all over you.

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting PoLaRpEaK$ from Jun 19 2012 3:38:11:
Just buy them a pack of cigarettes and some poutine and agree with them on there separatist views and they'll be all over you.

Do it in quebec french and its a guaranteed thing.

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting whoa-dere$ from Jun 19 2012 2:26:14:
Lol just for that?

In average montreal life the dress code is well fitted shirts, anything xxl people stare at you like wtf? and yes, the bouncers wont let you in

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Jun 19 2012
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Quoting rudager$$ from Jun 19 2012 11:11:53:
Sean Pettit was macking with the greasiest chicks at the Freshtival after party last year. If he can only get greasy, drunk chicks, then hopefully you don't end up worse.

this explains why, after being flat out turned down after an ego mack on my friend, on her season in whis (despite knowing exactly who he was before he started talking), he then offered her $5 to sleep with him. sounds like hes a total grease ball when he gets wasted.

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Jun 19 2012
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bring the beer goggles

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Quoting razors-chaz from Jun 19 2012 3:40:53:
this explains why, after being flat out turned down after an ego mack on my friend, on her season in whis (despite knowing exactly who he was before he started talking), he then offered her $5 to sleep with him. sounds like hes a total grease ball when he gets wasted.

sounds like he likes to party

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Jun 20 2012
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Quoting Rachy from Jun 19 2012 9:22:34:
Pro bro yourself. Some of the female pros are looking mighty fine these days. So easy to be a pro hoe.... there are hundreds of "pro" skiers. But to be a dude and get a pro... you deserve an award if you can do it.

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Jun 21 2012
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MALE PRO HOE bout it bout it mph

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Jun 21 2012
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Quoting NSwidow from Jun 19 2012 1:38:05:
DONT name drop for the purpose of picking up girls. It's sad. Goodluck!

Pfft lies, all girls love guys who name drop. How else do you know they're friends with the pros?

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Jun 21 2012
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Start a rumor that one of the film companies owes you a bunch of money, and you are only there to collect. Its much better than the story of how you asked for tanners autograph once but he had to go but said next time.

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Jun 21 2012
8:49:22PM

Quoting Rachy from Jun 19 2012 9:22:34:
Pro bro yourself. Some of the female pros are looking mighty fine these days. So easy to be a pro hoe.... there are hundreds of "pro" skiers. But to be a dude and get a pro... you deserve an award if you can do it.

totes going for this this year

Meghan Gunning is a cutie and a half

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Jun 21 2012
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Quoting 1337

from Jun 21 2012 8:49:22:
totes going for this this year Meghan Gunning is a cutie and a half

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