Try to think about blinking and breathing. Come on, do it. Seriously, don’t just read this, but actually do what it says.
No, Really. Think about it. Think about blinking and breathing.
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Loner May 15 2012
6:50:54PM
the amount for these 3 camps is probably more than my car...
"tell her to make you a sandwich then fuck her face" TACO-DOG
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Ridiculous May 15 2012
6:53:09PM
rich?
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Insane May 15 2012
6:53:37PM
emopoppins: i'm not making excuses but our relationship doesn't extend beyond the confines of the occasional blowjob
emopoppins: i think its over
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Insane May 15 2012
9:29:29PM
Yes. I am actually going to every session. Do you think splice could maybe pay for a few of my sessions? Also maybe you can pick up some pros to ride for splice. It'd probably be really easy. I bet you'll be doing twirrly-birds and helicopter all over by the time your sessions are done!
trololol
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come out of it alive." - Warren Miller
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Addict May 15 2012
9:41:30PM
Quoting .ZT. from May 15 2012 6:56:34: maybe they will make a Splice Week over @ Windell's which hosts Splice's famed pros.
The early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
Life is a lesson. you learn it in the end.
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Insane May 15 2012
9:44:55PM
Quoting .ZT. from May 15 2012 7:35:22: check your meter =0
you clearly werent being sarcastic.
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I'd advise going for 4 tips (two on each ski). -cruth
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No Life May 15 2012
9:58:30PM
Can i go in your suitcase for one trip?
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10:11:25PM
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PBR's movie was far better in my opinion -whistler14
Fornicate with women, acquire currency -batterslat.
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@th1337 May 15 2012
10:12:36PM
-- Jamie § http://surfaceskis.com § http://el33tskier.tumblr.com § --EASTERN SAMPLE----B.M.I.T.R.-- if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow sammyj It's the "ON3P is the best" attitude that most ON3P skiers have... chaitea
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Ridiculous May 15 2012
10:14:46PM
ill go and film for ur company if u fly me out there and pay for the camp for me. Oh, and ill bring my gopro.
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Addict May 15 2012
10:31:05PM
Hahaha
~RIP Thomas and Dave Duffy~
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Insane May 15 2012
10:31:48PM
Justin 2012!!!!!!!!! still waiting on an invite to your pad in the hamptons........
RIP Sarah :(
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@th1337 May 15 2012
10:33:18PM
people are failing to realize he used the word "or" and not "and"
just think of the wads darth vader could conjure if he force choked his chicken
- Anathema
i would fuck the shit out of oprah.
- pomme-de-terre
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Wannabe May 15 2012
10:47:58PM
Gotta love the hate in this thread
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@th1337 May 15 2012
11:55:02PM
Quoting tranny_slammer from May 15 2012 9:19:08: Hey nice claim thread OP. Did Splice fund the trip for you?
win
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Ridiculous May 16 2012
12:11:34AM
OP has balls for making these threads that are guaranteed to make him look like an idiot.
LET JUSTIN GO TO WINDELLS
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@th1337 May 16 2012
12:29:19AM
Quoting Peter.$ from May 15 2012 10:33:18: people are failing to realize he used the word "or" and not "and"
You are failing to realize you can read it either way.
Yes he's asking if anyone is going to 2,6, OR 7 but he could easily mean that he's going to all 3 and that's why he's wondering if anyone is going on those dates.
"Pls don't fap while PMing me, kthnx."- snwbrdmilf$
"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -mathmansam
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$
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Insane May 16 2012
1:09:32AM
Quoting jaredmdub$ from May 15 2012 11:52:39: "We go to the most extreme limits to get the best shot."
el oh el
mwahahahaha....i just lol'd super hard.
a film company with both a youtube and vimeo account and not a single video...seems pretty legit to me
RIP Sarah :(
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Addict May 16 2012
10:10:48AM
Quoting Dr.Dickless$ from May 15 2012 11:45:46: meat
MEET
Two kids literally fucked at my homecoming, like legit penetration on the dance floor - ghosfacekilla
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No Life May 16 2012
10:21:05AM
I'll go if you sponsor me. We all know you are looking for people to sponsor.
Here's my edit:
is afterbang a movie?-EricSpriet
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
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Bumblesteeze Karma:
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Addict May 16 2012
10:34:36AM
Will you be handing out free splice production gear? Or even better, will spanczerize me if we go to the same sessions?
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bigbomber517$ Karma:
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Addict May 16 2012
2:15:52PM
yo OP are you going to be filming with your production company splice at camp? if so im def coming I want to be in one of your companies legit edits this coming year. i bet you gonna make some bangers!
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-hendrik. '05"
.ZT. Karma:
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No Life May 16 2012
4:46:15PM
Quoting ski.the.east from May 15 2012 10:26:41: no
when you get called out you can't just cover it up with this shit, you pull this every damn time and it makes you look like a retard
1.He didn't "call me out" He was talking about everyone in the thread before his post, and they were not being serious. BTW I can fucking read, I read the damn OP and read the replies. I made a post like that as a joke. If you read my whole post I sarcastically said that Windell's would host a Splice Week continuing my sarcastic post... Understand?
2.I stupidly did lie i was trolling once in the east vs west thread but you can't go around assuming I do this everywhere, because I do not. You guys on NS tend to assume things very easily.And I am aware I looked retarded once. I ask you have you done anything you regret, just once, ever?
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Insane May 16 2012
6:14:33PM
Quoting MacNsteaze from May 15 2012 6:50:54: the amount for these 3 camps is probably more than my car...
^^^^^
oh my gosh youre so cool OP...i have to go to work now so i can afford my season pass for next year
Ski or Die
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Insane May 16 2012
6:45:48PM
whatever you do, dont tell anyone that you are the man behind Splice. Hell, dont even tell them your name is Justin. Call yourself Frank form here on out to save yourself some embarrassment. If it ever comes up in conversation just be like, "Yeah fuck that Splice kid" so you dont seem suspicious. Good Luck Fucker. Your'e gonna need it.
People tell me smaller is better for park. I slap them in the face with my extra 25mm and say can you do this? *FUCK BITCHES RIGHT AFTER LAST STEP*
remember to take the cliff with speed, because you'll be outracing your sluff AND an avalanche. But it will look cool on camera, so don't be a pussy.
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No Life May 16 2012
8:16:37PM
Quoting CRiP from May 16 2012 6:45:48: whatever you do, dont tell anyone that you are the man behind Splice. Hell, dont even tell them your name is Justin. Call yourself Frank form here on out to save yourself some embarrassment. If it ever comes up in conversation just be like, "Yeah fuck that Splice kid" so you dont seem suspicious. Good Luck Fucker. Your'e gonna need it.