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Subject: Worst park skis?
what are the worst park skis you've had or heard of? just curious...
Sierras...
SKI THE EAST
I tail tapped a gaper who was standing on the knuckle yesterday. It was a nice firm smack right to the helmet, definitely the high point of my day.
well, then your only hope is to get full tilts, I hear they cure goggle bang.
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I tail tapped a gaper who was standing on the knuckle yesterday. It was a nice firm smack right to the helmet, definitely the high point of my day.
well, then your only hope is to get full tilts, I hear they cure goggle bang.
-skithesprings
Quoting Forcillo from May 10 2012 4:22:18:
Sierras...
wow never even heard of those!
Sierras...
No times
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The original Volkl Dogen, the white ones. Softest skis ever. We only ever sold them to little Japanese girls and half of those managed to delam theirs.
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Salomon Suspect...
any pair of surface skis
Quoting tdollo from May 10 2012 4:47:56:
Salomon Suspect...
I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?Salomon Suspect...
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Quoting ibeski from May 10 2012 4:48:32:
any pair of surface skis
you are fucking stupidany pair of surface skis
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Quoting THR3E
from May 10 2012 5:01:07:
I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
My friend has a pair and his topsheets are chipped as hell compared to my 5 year old invaders.
from May 10 2012 5:01:07:I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
Also his edges are supposedly ruined?
He's only ridden them 20 hours indoor
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The original line invaders, they would literally disintegrate right before your eyes..
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Quoting THR3E from May 10 2012 5:01:07:
I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
my buddys topsheet is almost completely gone, and underfoot he is missing about 8 inch's of edge and he has about 15 edge cracks. he only wieghs about 130lb's. when he sent them into salomen, they returned them saying nothing.
from May 10 2012 5:01:07:I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
i had a pair of scott punisher jibs. they were pretty terrible, topsheet durability was shit, edges cracked in about 30 different places and i lost 8 inches of edge on one ski. theyre not stiff, but not soft either and the tip is a lot wider than the tail so they feel awkward when you ski switch
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afterbangs....
skiing is very fun
Quoting Whaley from May 10 2012 8:39:36:
afterbangs....
from what i've heard these sucks afterbangs....
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Im betting that some moment ski is the worst. Idk which one though
Quoting *P_Black*$ from May 10 2012 10:06:26:
Im betting that some moment ski is the worst. Idk which one though
wrong.
Im betting that some moment ski is the worst. Idk which one though
Afterbangs are a piece of shit, so heavy, no pop whatsoever, and just dead.
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Quoting _Jesus_$ from May 10 2012 11:13:52:
wrong.
Which pair do u have?
wrong.
Quoting Mr_pretzel from May 10 2012 4:40:09:
No times
this, they felt pretty unstable and didn't last 10 days from May 10 2012 4:40:09:No times
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Quoting THR3E from May 10 2012 5:01:07:
I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
there edges are applied with a glue stick strait out of my 4th grade art class. from May 10 2012 5:01:07:I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
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---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
afterbangs are ass
Quoting .lloydchristmas from May 10 2012 11:52:46:
afterbangs are ass
made of concrete afterbangs are ass
1. If all the athletes do future spins in one contest, there will technically be no one left to receive a prize (at least, in our reality). The skiers who podium will be transported to another time in the distant future, and therefore will not technically be able to receive their prize. -Steve Stepp, talking about how Joss 2012 will end
---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
Quoting Crispy.$ from May 10 2012 11:16:44:
Afterbangs are a piece of shit, so heavy, no pop whatsoever, and just dead.
Not to mention the fact that I have yet to see a pair where the edges haven't ripped out at the tip and/or tail. Afterbangs are a piece of shit, so heavy, no pop whatsoever, and just dead.
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I didn't mind my afterbangs...:(
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S.I.P Sarah, CR, Shane
"Try coming to the midwest, where rails are made of rust and tetinus, run ins are about as wide as my wrist, and the landings look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan" - hendriab
" i gotta go though, Me kate upton and a chloroform soaked rag have a date in an hour" - Chubz.HotAssBeatClap
S.I.P Sarah, CR, Shane
k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
I suffer from chronic Mad Pow disease, it causes me to miss work, school, etc. when their is new snow.
k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
I suffer from chronic Mad Pow disease, it causes me to miss work, school, etc. when their is new snow.
Anything by line...
Jk I'd have to say the no times
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Quoting 84west$ from May 11 2012 1:08:26:
k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
lol its a budget ski to fit a pricepoint. i would hardly give that the expectation of being "good"k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
Surface has a shit reputation in nz. Most people who i've talked to are on their 2nd or third pair that season. People seem to like them though.
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Quoting TheWakes.$ from May 11 2012 1:58:14:
lol its a budget ski to fit a pricepoint. i would hardly give that the expectation of being "good"
I skied the silencers for a year and a half and they were fun. I'm fairly certain Matt Margetts has skied them in some of his team edits. lol its a budget ski to fit a pricepoint. i would hardly give that the expectation of being "good"
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Quoting THR3E from May 11 2012 6:35:28:
I skied the silencers for a year and a half and they were fun. I'm fairly certain Matt Margetts has skied them in some of his team edits.
fair enough. my point was its hard to call it the "worst" when it never claimed to be anything special. construction is basic, but pretty good. from May 11 2012 6:35:28:I skied the silencers for a year and a half and they were fun. I'm fairly certain Matt Margetts has skied them in some of his team edits.
worst park skis i've seen were some from surface. i put em (matching serial number/ matching pair) base to base. one had full camber. one was more a flat/ wavy sort of camber going on. blemishes like that out of the factory are inexcusable imo.
no times are like fat chicks, they are so fucking unstable when they're riding
Quoting fudgenuggets from May 11 2012 5:00:27:
no times are like fat chicks, they are so fucking unstable when they're riding
gtfo...funnest ski imo
no times are like fat chicks, they are so fucking unstable when they're riding
one of my friends bought a pair of surfaces, first time i have seen a ski with hairy bases
Quoting 306.$ from May 11 2012 12:33:10:
I didn't mind my afterbangs...:(
Yep, there just a little to soft for me :(
I didn't mind my afterbangs...:(
Line Afterbangs and Masterminds. Worst skis ever right there. Absolutely no durability.
Quoting 306.$ from May 11 2012 12:33:10:
I didn't mind my afterbangs...:(
What was the largest feature you hit?
I didn't mind my afterbangs...:(
Any jump bigger than a 50 and they would bend like my flacid dick.
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Quoting Creu$ from May 12 2012 5:52:40:
Any jump bigger than a 50 and they would bend like my flacid dick.
And i bet you complain you cant butter race skis too. Any jump bigger than a 50 and they would bend like my flacid dick.
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Quoting 84west$ from May 11 2012 1:08:26:
k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
They held up for Cam riley in his entire network segment so.....
k2 silencers: far and away the worst "park" ski
Surface Nine lifes/no times, and salomon suspects
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Quoting joshua from May 12 2012 10:00:21:
They held up for Cam riley in his entire network segment so..... Surface Nine lifes/no times, and salomon suspects
Forgot afterbangs, by far the worst. Buying those is like going to walmart and buying a downhill bike. They held up for Cam riley in his entire network segment so..... Surface Nine lifes/no times, and salomon suspects
2bi4 is lightyears ahead of 4bi9, whens the last you saw someone build a house using 4bi9s? -jfletcher
DPS spoon 150
Quoting THR3E from May 10 2012 5:01:07:
I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
lol I own Suspects and other than the fact that the top sheet is just as badly applied as a 2 year old discovering glue I also felt that my edge was giving out way to easily and that its $800 pair of ski that overrated in my opinion. My 2 year armada coda's help up better. from May 10 2012 5:01:07:I've seen a lot of hate on here for the suspects, what don't you like about them?
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Quoting FKNA from May 13 2012 12:29:26:
DPS spoon 150
*lol* DPS spoon 150
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"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
-yuck
Quoting Forcillo from May 10 2012 4:22:18:
Sierras...
Ha my friend bought a pair of those, literally just fell apart. We made them last maybe 25 days. The only way we were able to do this was to pretty much just cover the entire ski in epoxy every night, also we had to wax the almost everyday. You could take the wax off with your fingernail. Sierras...
Steeze.....what else is there??
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Quoting FKNA from May 13 2012 12:29:26:
DPS spoon 150
holy crap wtf are those!?
DPS spoon 150
Quoting DUKES$ from May 10 2012 5:12:48:
you are fucking stupid
agreed you are fucking stupid
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Quoting InQcKillinIt from May 13 2012 7:02:58:
holy crap wtf are those!?
It's a dps concept ski with a 150mm waist, full reverse sidecut, full rocker, and a fully convex base, with the exception of a few cleats on each edge where the ski bends down to have contact with the snow for crust and a little bit more stability on runouts. Bring these to the resort, and it's instant death. holy crap wtf are those!?
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"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
-yuck
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
-yuck
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