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May 9 2012
10:05:44PM
HAs anyone here ever sucessfully done this
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May 30 2012
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just put the fucking shower on cold. pretty much the only time shrinkage is a good thing.
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midget.
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May 30 2012
8:34:37AM
I'm 64 now and I've never even trimmed my balls. The hair is so long that it pokes out the bottom of basketball shorts. My babysitter thinks its the hottest thing ever. She plays with my flowing ball hair for hours. It does get annoying when I am running though
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May 30 2012
8:47:58AM
Quoting midget. from May 30 2012 8:34:37:
I'm 64 now and I've never even trimmed my balls. The hair is so long that it pokes out the bottom of basketball shorts. My babysitter thinks its the hottest thing ever. She plays with my flowing ball hair for hours. It does get annoying when I am running though
I see.  like a scarecrow, but stuffed with pubes instead of leaves.  Interesting. 
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May 30 2012
8:50:20AM
Quoting Huck_Norris from May 30 2012 8:47:58:
I see.  like a scarecrow, but stuffed with pubes instead of leaves.  Interesting. 
Forgot to mention that it doubles as a belt
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May 30 2012
8:56:46AM
Quoting midget. from May 30 2012 8:50:20:
Forgot to mention that it doubles as a belt

Bah, work on training that mass of pubes into one of those harry potter wool ponchos.  That'll get you somewhere with the bitches. 

I am so glad I'm not a hairy person in the least. and blonde on top of that. 

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i will always fuck an east coast skier over west coast alwaysssssssss -Naturday
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May 30 2012
9:03:08AM
it helps to not have ball hair to begin with.
may the force be with you.

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May 30 2012
9:13:27AM
take a cheese grater and out it on a counter level with your balls and then plop them right up there and start grindin, in about 45 seconds yyour balls will be smooth as silk
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the.nile
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May 30 2012
9:25:26AM
cold shower and take your time. your balls will be smooth as glass
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May 30 2012
9:28:11AM
cold water + soap. no pressure, just the motion.
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May 30 2012
9:45:44AM
Quoting Wiggin from May 30 2012 9:28:11:
cold water + soap. no pressure, just the motion.
What, the hair just falls off? Or do you razor it off
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Huck_Norris
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May 30 2012
9:49:58AM
Quoting TijmenDal$ from May 30 2012 9:45:44:
What, the hair just falls off? Or do you razor it off
You just play Coldplay and the ball hair throws itself off your ballsack to a watery grave.
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May 30 2012
9:52:56AM
My balls are as smooth as eggs
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May 30 2012
9:54:34AM
this thread is relevant to my interests.
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May 30 2012
10:00:10AM
Use an electric razor and be careful, Don't try to get too close!
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May 30 2012
10:03:01AM
fuck that! hairy ballsacks are the best! It's nature's contraceptive, sperm fertility decreases if balls are kept at a warmer temperature, so keeping them nice and isolated is my way of saying NO to having kids ...
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May 30 2012
10:03:31AM
it actually doesnt hurt or cut you at all. you just pull on the base of your penis with your fingers so that the skin stretches out flat like a batwing and glide the razor along it.
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May 30 2012
10:34:59AM
About every week I shave them. And I have never once cut my balls. And a plus that my girl loves it.
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May 30 2012
10:37:03AM
when i'm old enough to have ball hairs i'm gonna shave them
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May 30 2012
4:47:19PM
Quoting Billek from May 30 2012 4:11:57:
My balls are my boys.  They are encased in a thin layer of armor. Though thin, this armor is extremely strong.  No Bic, Gillette, or Shic down there. Could never ever-ever do me harm there. Blades to your balls is is a reason for scare, but the babes take it more with no hair done there. You can practice, practice, for days and days. and your nuts'll grow used to the blades-on-blades Don't be a bitch, just get over this shit, and flash ya' shiny balls at a bad ass chick.
beautiful
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May 30 2012
4:49:54PM
any tips for mowing the lawn without getting pubes all over the place?
may the force be with you.

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May 30 2012
4:54:15PM
the best way to do it, it is like im 12 again.

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Squeenerd
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May 30 2012
4:54:52PM
Quoting PULL$ from May 9 2012 10:07:08:
i cut my sac trying to do this and the testicle just fell and plopped right on the floor.
i read this and choked on a fruit snack from laughing
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Squeenerd
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May 30 2012
5:02:16PM
Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from May 30 2012 10:03:01:
fuck that! hairy ballsacks are the best! It's nature's contraceptive, sperm fertility decreases if balls are kept at a warmer temperature, so keeping them nice and isolated is my way of saying NO to having kids ...
this. And hair also acts as a natural lubricant. That's why we have it in our armpits, buttcrack, and nuts.
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May 30 2012
6:06:11PM
Quoting NSwidow from May 9 2012 10:49:20:
Don't shave your scrotum.
is probably a man.
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May 30 2012
6:59:54PM
This thread scares the shit out of me.
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May 30 2012
7:04:29PM
Quoting Anathema$ from May 9 2012 11:10:28:
i just dip my nuts in acetic acid
something tells me vinegar would not take care of any hair you have down there.
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May 30 2012
8:21:11PM
I've trimmed 'em but never shaved. That shit's sketch
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p-nutt
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May 30 2012
8:23:57PM
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just dont leave it on too long or bad things will happen
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May 30 2012
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just dont leave it on too long or bad things will happen
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May 30 2012
8:33:14PM
Quoting p-nutt from May 30 2012 8:23:58:
Click for larger image just dont leave it on too long or bad things will happen
Well now I'm curious...

looks like I'm testing it tonight.
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May 30 2012
8:39:47PM
Quoting EricaMN. from May 9 2012 11:59:39:
Dip in Nair.
i feel like this would work so well
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May 30 2012
8:46:03PM
Quoting lands11$ from May 9 2012 11:03:22:
I prefer the Stihl FS 560 C-EM brushcutter Click for larger image

go hard or go home

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May 30 2012
9:17:39PM
i wax my sack and gooch...
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May 30 2012
9:35:05PM
Quoting PULL$ from May 9 2012 10:07:08:
i cut my sac trying to do this and the testicle just fell and plopped right on the floor.
laughed so fucking hard
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May 30 2012
9:38:24PM
Quoting skithesouth from May 30 2012 8:46:03:
go hard or go home Click for larger image
i find the dual handles of the brush trimmer offer a lot more control and finesse, though if i need it done quick i go with aforementioned saw. its just a little sloppy sometimes, see i'm a huge pussy, so i can't control it too well. too much horsepower in a shaving instrument for me. i prefer to keep it under 5 hp, call me a pussy all you want but the brush trimmers are the way to go.
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May 30 2012
10:20:42PM
attempted this an hour ago and ended up nicking my nut just barely, how did i know this was going to happen?
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10:23:36PM
Quoting NSwidow from May 9 2012 10:49:20:
Don't shave your scrotum.
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May 30 2012
11:01:15PM
Quoting Spinoza$ from May 30 2012 10:00:10:
Use an electric razor and be careful, Don't try to get too close!
Very risky. I've fucked it up before
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May 30 2012
11:06:55PM
Quoting .lloydchristmas from May 30 2012 11:01:15:
Very risky. I've fucked it up before
same. I've cut both the shaft and the sack. both hurt like a bitch. also pants+cut healing on penis+friction=bad. Id recommend only using the electric on the above the penis area
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May 30 2012
11:09:37PM
not even kidding, I did this less than ten seconds ago. the single blade razor was a bit rough but I powered through the pain. there are a few stragglers, but all in all I did a pretty bang up job.
reminds me of this time at camp when 2 of my friends and i were sharing a bunk and one kid got a boner in his sleep so we all had tons of buttsecks hahahaha it was so hilarious -Gator

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May 30 2012
11:12:56PM
Quoting LAO$ from May 30 2012 10:20:42:
attempted this an hour ago and ended up nicking my nut just barely, how did i know this was going to happen?
you suck at shaving
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May 30 2012
11:17:01PM
Quoting HorsecockTony from May 30 2012 11:09:37:
not even kidding, I did this less than ten seconds ago. the single blade razor was a bit rough but I powered through the pain. there are a few stragglers, but all in all I did a pretty bang up job.
lol +k for that
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May 30 2012
11:17:34PM
Electric razor + sideburn trimmer works like a charm. Don't even have to worry about razor burn or anything.
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May 30 2012
11:47:37PM
Quoting lands11$ from May 9 2012 11:03:22:
I prefer the Stihl FS 560 C-EM brushcutter Click for larger image
thats for shavin pussy

i prefer the Husqvarna 3120 XP

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lol.
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12:56:10AM
Quoting Billek from May 30 2012 4:11:57:
My balls are my boys.  They are encased in a thin layer of armor. Though thin, this armor is extremely strong.  No Bic, Gillette, or Shic down there. Could never ever-ever do me harm there. Blades to your balls is is a reason for scare, but the babes take it more with no hair done there. You can practice, practice, for days and days. and your nuts'll grow used to the blades-on-blades Don't be a bitch, just get over this shit, and flash ya' shiny balls at a bad ass chick.
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Quoting papa_lanks$ from May 30 2012 11:17:34:
Electric razor + sideburn trimmer works like a charm. Don't even have to worry about razor burn or anything.
I lol'd when the mental image of a dick with big mutton chop sideburns on either side crept into my mind.
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May 31 2012
4:25:08PM
Quoting monkatizer from May 30 2012 11:47:37:
thats for shavin pussy i prefer the Husqvarna 3120 XP Click for larger image
my are pretty tough so every time i shave it's a pain in the ass. i have to bring this out
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May 31 2012
5:02:44PM

I'm a naturally hairy guy. Well adapted for cold enviroments, I find myself sweating buckets during the summer months. Because of this, scrotum shaving is a neccesary task.

Neccesary, but not easy.

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5:10:32PM
my balls tend to smell realy strong when i sweat but its mostly because all the hairs absrd the sweat and then it just rots. And unfortunately i am a quarter portuguese, which makes me extremely hairy. and i i dont realy feel like shaving the old sack from fear that i would fail and a ball would slip out
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