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Subject: Polar bear vs. Silver-back Gorilla.
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May 8 2012
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Me and a friend were having a discussion about which would be better. Being a Polar bear or a Silver-back Gorilla. Which one?
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May 8 2012
12:48:49AM
Depends on the terrain.
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May 8 2012
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I'd have to think polar bear simply because it was designed to kill
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May 8 2012
12:51:18AM
both of them we fucked in the ass. they will both be extinct shortly.





bear could do more damage, but gorilla might win if there was stuff to climb on.
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polar bear no doubt
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May 8 2012
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had my fingers crossed for a video in this thread. darn.
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May 8 2012
12:55:15AM
polar bear all the way because: as mentioned before they are designed to kill, there fucking huge (in the old anchorage airport there was a stuffed polar bear and it was probably 10 feet tall standing on its hind legs), they eat things like humans. never heard of a person being eaten by a gorilla.

its kinda funny actually, in Barrow and Nome Alaska on halloween they occasionally have to have police officers stationed around the streets to protect little munchkins from becoming polar bear dinner.
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May 8 2012
12:57:40AM
Quoting sugar~glider from May 8 2012 12:54:09:
had my fingers crossed for a video in this thread. darn.
haha sorry to let you down

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May 8 2012
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Idk, that's a tough one. A gorilla would definitely be more agile and probably a little stronger and faster, and smarter
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I'd have to say Gorilla because they are CRAZY strong and huge. Have you ever watched gorillas at the zoo? They are scary but so interesting to watch because they are so much like us but so huge and so intelligent. One time I was at the zoo in Canada and a gorilla was going crazy and bashing it's body into the 6 inch plexiglass walls at full speed and I thought it was going to break through.
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May 8 2012
1:34:49AM
polar bear for sure. watch frozen planet
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May 8 2012
1:39:14AM
The gorilla of course because it has opposable thumbs.
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May 8 2012
1:40:59AM
this is actually a pretty awesome question.
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May 8 2012
1:44:11AM
Quoting TheDuke$ from May 8 2012 1:40:59:
this is actually a pretty awesome question.
If you fart in a vacuum does it smell?
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May 8 2012
1:47:11AM
Quoting JIB_WALRUS from May 8 2012 1:44:11:
If you fart in a vacuum does it smell?
I could be completely wrong but I feel like the answer would be a straightforward yes
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May 8 2012
1:48:55AM
you guys are all dumb, the silver back would kick the bear's ass
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May 8 2012
1:49:15AM
Polar bear for sure.
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May 8 2012
1:50:03AM
Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 1:47:11:
I could be completely wrong but I feel like the answer would be a straightforward yes
You are completely wrong. In a vacuum you couldn't even inhale in order to smell. Any air inside you would quickly get sucked out, of every orifice in fact. Auto-fart.
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May 8 2012
1:51:33AM
Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 1:50:03:
You are completely wrong. In a vacuum you couldn't even inhale in order to smell. Any air inside you would quickly get sucked out, of every orifice in fact. Auto-fart.
no like a house hold vacuum
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May 8 2012
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Quoting JIB_WALRUS from May 8 2012 1:44:11:
If you fart in a vacuum does it smell?
Well if you fart into a vacuum, you are letting gas into the vacuum therefore it has a pressure in there however small it may be. So yes, i say you can smell
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 1:50:03:
You are completely wrong. In a vacuum you couldn't even inhale in order to smell. Any air inside you would quickly get sucked out, of every orifice in fact. Auto-fart.
I meant if by some miracle you could smell it would smell. I thought that was the question. You'd die if you were in a vacuum. That's just common knowledge
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May 8 2012
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Quoting JIB_WALRUS from May 8 2012 1:44:11:
If you fart in a vacuum does it smell?
if wouldnt be a vacuum because it would have your poo gas in it
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Quoting Diglett from May 8 2012 1:52:23:
Well if you fart into a vacuum, you are letting gas into the vacuum therefore it has a pressure in there however small it may be. So yes, i say you can smell
Smell it but it might be so dilute that the human mind cant process it from just normal air. Damn mobile always cutting me off
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May 8 2012
1:53:40AM
well gorilla because you're not in the arctic and you've got a clan to chill with.
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May 8 2012
1:54:35AM
That is if you could inhale with enough force to over come
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May 8 2012
1:54:46AM
Quoting JIB_WALRUS from May 8 2012 1:51:33:
no like a house hold vacuum
Oh. Well I can speak from experience in saying YES it fuckin reaks, my dad used to rip bad ones into the shop vac while we were doing carpentry together, and bomb the room in seconds. Pretty gross. You guys do know a vacuum has an exhaust...the air doesn't just disappear obviously....the filter doesn't remove much of the shit smell.
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Diglett from May 8 2012 1:54:35:
That is if you could inhale with enough force to over come
Fuck my ass mobile... Overcome the vacuum force and actualky inhale gaseous butt gas
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Diglett from May 8 2012 1:55:44:
gaseous butt gas
lol
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Diglett from May 8 2012 1:54:35:
That is if you could inhale with enough force to over come
Are you 10 years old? You can't inhale to "overcome" a vacuum (as in space)...there's nothing to inhale!! Sit down.
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May 8 2012
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Quoting El_Barto.$ from May 8 2012 1:57:04:
lol
Yes because one gas isnt enough to describe that putrid foul reeking odor.
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 1:59:07:
Are you 10 years old? You can't inhale to "overcome" a vacuum (as in space)...there's nothing to inhale!! Sit down.
who types standing up?
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 1:59:07:
Are you 10 years old? You can't inhale to "overcome" a vacuum (as in space)...there's nothing to inhale!! Sit down.
He was speaking hypothetically like I was. Why are you focused on the inhaling part? The question is does a fart smell in a vacuum. Yes it does. Can you inhale it? No you can't but that's not the question
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as much as i'm pulling for the gorilla, i have to go with polar bears
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nuff said
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Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 2:04:56:
He was speaking hypothetically like I was. Why are you focused on the inhaling part? The question is does a fart smell in a vacuum. Yes it does. Can you inhale it? No you can't but that's not the question
Actually, it does not "smell." well, not necessarily. Space, or similarly a vacuum, is absolute zero -270 degrees Celcius. In other words, in a vacuum, "there is no temperature." Methane (the smelly chemical in farts) freezes at -182.5 degrees Celcius. In microgravity (space) the frozen methane crystals might waft into your nose, whether or not you could "smell" those crystals is debatable. On earth, in a vacuum, the crystals would hit the ground, and therefore you would not have any chance to smell the fart.
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May 8 2012
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 2:12:43:
Actually, it does not "smell." well, not necessarily. Space, or similarly a vacuum, is absolute zero -270 degrees Celcius. In other words, in a vacuum, "there is no temperature." Methane (the smelly chemical in farts) freezes at -182.5 degrees Celcius. In microgravity (space) the frozen methane crystals might waft into your nose, whether or not you could "smell" those crystals is debatable. On earth, in a vacuum, the crystals would hit the ground, and therefore you would not have any chance to smell the fart.
A vacuum would not automatically drop to that temperature if it were manmade
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Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 2:13:47:
A vacuum would not automatically drop to that temperature if it were manmade
Of course it would, although we cannot create a perfect vacuum with current means, if we could, there are no air molecules, nothing moving, so the temperature would theoretically drop to absolute zero, if not below -182.5. If while the vacuum was being created, you farted, you could smell it, as diffusion could occur.
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 2:19:18:
Of course it would, although we cannot create a perfect vacuum with current means, if we could, there are no air molecules, nothing moving, so the temperature would theoretically drop to absolute zero, if not below -182.5. If while the vacuum was being created, you farted, you could smell it, as diffusion could occur.
Ah, well, I concede
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Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 2:13:47:
A vacuum would not automatically drop to that temperature if it were manmade
It's called Gay-Lussac's Law and it proves this.
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May 8 2012
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Largest recorded polar bear:
2,210 lbs
11" tall

Largest recorded silver-back gorilla:
510 lbs
6" tall

Polar bear wins easily
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 2:21:17:
It's called Gay-Lussac's Law and it proves this.
As in proves that it would. That's why it's automatically cooler in a decompression chamber.
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Quoting HorseCock from May 8 2012 2:21:29:
Largest recorded polar bear: 2,210 lbs 11" tall Largest recorded silver-back gorilla: 510 lbs 6" tall Polar bear wins easily
Holy fuck an 11 foot polar bear!? That's frightening.
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Quoting HorseCock from May 8 2012 2:21:29:
Largest recorded polar bear: 2,210 lbs 11" tal
is that the one that when they finally killed it they found like 15 magnum slugs in it and two people inside its stomach?
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I would still go with a million house cats.
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According to Outdoor Life and the life book of world records, the largest polar bear ever recorded was 2,210 pounds and 11 feet in height. The polar bear was recorded after being shot in Kotzebue Sound, Alaska in 1960. The carcass was displayed at the Seattle World's Fair in 1962.

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Quoting HorseCock from May 8 2012 2:29:37:
According to Outdoor Life and the life book of world records, the largest polar bear ever recorded was 2,210 pounds and 11 feet in height. The polar bear was recorded after being shot in Kotzebue Sound, Alaska in 1960. The carcass was displayed at the Seattle World's Fair in 1962. Click for larger image polar bears are badass
I want one
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Quoting Dr.Gnar from May 8 2012 2:23:36:
Holy fuck an 11 foot polar bear!? That's frightening.
*12 foot, my bad
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May 8 2012
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Gorilla.

-They live in groop so they are more used to combat then polar bears
-Taller arms/better reach
-Gorilla will go for punch, wich will hurt the bear more then his scratch
-Similar weight (checked). Polar bear have lots of fat for summer when they can't hunt tho.
-Probably similar bite power

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May 8 2012
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Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 2:25:16:
is that the one that when they finally killed it they found like 15 magnum slugs in it and two people inside its stomach?
i think that was clubfoot, who was the last grizzly to be found in southern or/ northern ca. i think they pulled a quart jar of lead out of him.
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Quoting Mr.Gaga from May 8 2012 2:32:19:
Gorilla. -They live in groop so they are more used to combat then polar bears -Taller arms/better reach -Gorilla will go for punch, wich will hurt the bear more then his scratch -Similar weight (checked). Polar bear have lots of fat for summer when they can't hunt tho. -Probably similar bite power
I think the gorilla has more bite power but all of the polar bears teeth are made for killing. The gorilla's teeth are made for crushing bamboo
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