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Subject: Stay the fuck away from swimming pools
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Ruffles
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May 6 2012
3:23:29AM
Friend tells me to look up music video.

I look up music video.

I'm scarred for life.

Enjoy. Oh and definetly not NSFW.

http://vimeo.com/30798517

Sorry for no embed, Vimeo won't let me for whatever reason.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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Stope.Neeze
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May 6 2012
8:42:56PM
mom...
"Slap the bitch in the face take her Gucci bag and her North Face"- R.I.P. B.I.G.
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May 6 2012
8:48:24PM
wierd
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Fuck the bullshit, this-is-it
-Jamal, the legendary urban coach

SKI THE EAST
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Ruffles
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May 6 2012
9:14:27PM
Quoting Sneaky_Aziz from May 6 2012 8:40:22:
Gahhhh, just watching that worm thing come out of the girl was..... Gahhh
Burned into my retinas.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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Yardie
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May 6 2012
9:20:59PM
Quoting roddy116$$ from May 6 2012 11:30:03:
at first i was likeClick for larger image but then i was all like Click for larger image
my exact reaction.


mike-o...I have no idea how you can think this is "beautiful" or "deep". Yeah the last scene was cool but it was random as fuck. Please explain to me the deeper meaning you seem to see.

Maybe my name isn't artsy enough or whatever but the only thought I came out of that with was "that was fucked up"
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Yardie
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May 6 2012
9:22:05PM
*brain....not name


its late
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sugar~glider
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May 7 2012
2:09:20AM
Quoting mango-fruit from May 6 2012 8:30:16:
what they need is a crane
oh my god i just lost so hard
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TooTanked$
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May 7 2012
2:15:56AM
If you want people to pay attention to a music video/song....that is how ya do it
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May 7 2012
2:20:36AM
What in the actual fuck.
"Pretty sure your logic is airtight, just like Max Hill's jeans" - .Tom.

"Try coming to the midwest, where rails are made of rust and tetinus, run ins are about as wide as my wrist, and the landings look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan" - hendriab

" i gotta go though, Me kate upton and a chloroform soaked rag have a date in an hour" - Chubz.HotAssBeatClap


S.I.P Sarah, CR, Shane
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Utard
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May 7 2012
2:26:22AM
Whoever made that should die a slow death
801

Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
-skithecanada

Your name is very fitting.
-Ski_the_east01

http://www.mognarchy.com/
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djcreen
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May 7 2012
2:30:46AM
At first i was like this is going to be one of those cartoon porno things. Then i was like what the...., where the fuck did that come from, and wait what.....who in there mind?

WTFFF!
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LivinOuttaBounZ$
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May 7 2012
2:35:14AM
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ON3P
OuttaBounZ Inc. Freeride Team
Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life... so stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life.

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Casual.
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May 7 2012
2:35:50AM
i expected something fucked up but that was really cool.
can i get a leech seed

hollaatchaON3P
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Utard
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May 7 2012
3:01:50AM
Quoting LivinOuttaBounZ$ from May 7 2012 2:35:14:
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is that what I think it is?
801

Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
-skithecanada

Your name is very fitting.
-Ski_the_east01

http://www.mognarchy.com/
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LivinOuttaBounZ$
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May 7 2012
3:51:46AM
Quoting Utard from May 7 2012 3:01:50:
is that what I think it is?
eyeball?
ON3P
OuttaBounZ Inc. Freeride Team
Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life... so stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life.

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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 7 2012
4:01:13AM
Quoting Yardie from May 6 2012 9:20:59:
mike-o...I have no idea how you can think this is "beautiful" or "deep". Yeah the last scene was cool but it was random as fuck. Please explain to me the deeper meaning you seem to see.
Taking a genre trope/cliché of wet and wild awkward teens and turning it not upside down, but inside out, literally. Then the fact that it's a music video, beautifully drawn with animation to die for. On top of that it's executed in such a quick and strong fashion, paying homagé to a lot of artists and telling a tragedy, not something a lot of people have the balls to do these days, everything has to be happy-happy or people get angry.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

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http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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May 7 2012
5:27:12AM
Quoting LivinOuttaBounZ$ from May 7 2012 3:51:46:
eyeball?
lol
"Pls don't fap while PMing me, kthnx."- Ashley

"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch


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no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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May 7 2012
10:20:03AM
that was awesome
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexberner/ ♦♦ http://www.savemagicvermont.com/

"I think you have an extra chromosome lying around somewhere..."-KaDONK.

OMG3P

RIP Shane, you will be missed
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a_pla5tic_bag
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May 7 2012
10:41:11AM
i knew what this video was going to be before i even clicked the link.
NS ROLLERBLADER interested in skating? go here
http://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/615627/
NJ
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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May 7 2012
10:56:04AM
after watching the video I felt the "what. da. fuck." vibe.

then I read the comments and watched the video again.
its funny now
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RickAstley
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May 7 2012
11:07:51AM
I feel like that video represents something totally different to what you think at first. Does someone want to tell me so I don't think it's just a weird pool orgy gone wrong?
We're no strangers to love...
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no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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@th1337
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May 7 2012
11:16:18AM
Quoting RickAstley from May 7 2012 11:07:51:
I feel like that video represents something totally different to what you think at first. Does someone want to tell me so I don't think it's just a weird pool orgy gone wrong?
even those who try to abstain from the wet and wild crazy teenage years will eventually become sucked up by the overbearing beast
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexberner/ ♦♦ http://www.savemagicvermont.com/

"I think you have an extra chromosome lying around somewhere..."-KaDONK.

OMG3P

RIP Shane, you will be missed
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Grasso369
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May 7 2012
11:37:59AM

i almost didn't watch the whole thing... woww

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mango-fruit
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May 7 2012
8:08:00PM
Quoting TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling! from May 6 2012 8:35:16:
just so you know, in your sig - "imfamous" is spelled wrong. It's infamous. you're welcome!
holy fuck that's been there for like a year -_-
The human race is one big fucking plague and im stuck on this diseased little spacerock and i wish you would all die
- the imfamous k-rob

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May 7 2012
8:24:38PM
Quoting Utard from May 7 2012 2:26:22:
Whoever made that should die a slow death
Really? It wasnt bad, at first I wasnt sure if I wanted to watch it, but Im glad I did. Not really what the fuck. Thought it was NEAT.
http://manhousemedia.com/
EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
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May 7 2012
8:31:42PM
that was messed up for like 30 seconds, but the rest was really well animated
1. If all the athletes do future spins in one contest, there will technically be no one left to receive a prize (at least, in our reality). The skiers who podium will be transported to another time in the distant future, and therefore will not technically be able to receive their prize. -Steve Stepp, talking about how Joss 2012 will end

---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
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geteducated
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May 7 2012
9:25:59PM
a lot of drama queens in here.
ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander


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May 7 2012
9:45:21PM
wat tha fack did I just watch
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May 7 2012
10:35:08PM
Actually a really good song
"speaking of karma, lets get his to zero, its almost there anyway, FINISH HIM!" -G.Raff$

"What? people with downs syndrome cant be made fun of like the rest of us? thats low man... they are people too." -XtRemE11

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mango-fruit
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May 8 2012
1:00:57AM
yes but srsly that was not as bad as everyone made it seem. what is the song called?
follow me on twitter!!1! @jordgeskisrad
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Aidan-G$
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May 8 2012
1:16:08AM
The music wasn't bad(wasn't very good either) but I mean SHE JUST ATE HIS DICK!
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

I didn't even know there was a joke. I was going to make up a random one that was unrelated to anything real or reasonable. - Theabortionator
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Aidan-G$
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May 8 2012
1:19:24AM
Does the music at all relate to what is going on in the song? Is there any explanation at all?
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime

I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus

I didn't even know there was a joke. I was going to make up a random one that was unrelated to anything real or reasonable. - Theabortionator
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EastCoast315
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May 8 2012
1:23:57AM
fuck that thing dude
i'm high as fuck and what is this
Its living a life you want, versus living the life 'you're supposed to live'.... I feel really blessed to have the connection I have with skiing, and dont have that connection anywhere else in this world. Doing anything but skiing is abandoning myself and ignoring what I really value and what makes me feel alive. Feeling alive is more important to me than chasing ideals set out by people who don't even like their lives and who live an unexamined life. -lalalalaura
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Davy.Crockett
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May 8 2012
1:26:58AM
Quoting HorsecockTony from May 6 2012 11:00:49:
I'm halfway through the second minute.......should I keep going?
NOOOOOO
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"we all line up for a firm backhand in the face from the council of elders before engaging in an incestuous orgy" - ECB

AYHSMB
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rudager$$
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May 8 2012
1:29:49AM
Quoting mango-fruit from May 8 2012 1:00:57:
yes but srsly that was not as bad as everyone made it seem. what is the song called?
Fantasy - DYE.
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says..

JiveClan
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jacksonM.
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May 8 2012
5:11:13AM
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NAhh they the same size, just that i didn't have any speed at all so i had to do anything to get speed... but at the bottem of every run i pull down the pants... -E-DOLLO.
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derbski$
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May 8 2012
6:04:40AM
Wait, so that DOESN'T happen to you guys everytime you hook up in a pool?
Remember when the signatures were the same shade as the posts, and you used to be able to trick people. And if you are reading this, it is my sig.... Those were the days.
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Spinoza$
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May 8 2012
6:10:32AM
That's was cool. I heart anime
S.I.P Sarah J. Burke

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- hendrik. '05
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May 8 2012
1:00:48PM
Quoting SupremeGrocer from May 6 2012 9:58:03:
What the fuck?!
if dolan says wtf im not watching sorry
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May 8 2012
1:12:01PM
i kinda liked it
Vimeo
http://vimeo.com/j8kee
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PopsicleStand
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May 8 2012
1:16:17PM
If I hadn't seen that fucked up video first I would have probably loved this song. But now I can't get all the images out of my head when listening to the song.

It sounds super familiar to the music used in TBC
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity

"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
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CrotchKiller$
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May 8 2012
1:17:48PM
Quoting PopsicleStand from May 8 2012 1:16:17:
If I hadn't seen that fucked up video first I would have probably loved this song. But now I can't get all the images out of my head when listening to the song. It sounds super familiar to the music used in TBC
TBC music was way better, i still love this song
Vimeo
http://vimeo.com/j8kee
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PopsicleStand
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May 8 2012
1:24:08PM
Quoting CrotchKiller$ from May 8 2012 1:17:48:
TBC music was way better, i still love this song
this song combined with the slower music in TBC all smashed together in my memory really reminded me of that DYE song


As if you could kill time without injuring eternity

"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
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PopsicleStand
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May 8 2012
1:31:15PM
Quoting Aidan-G$ from May 8 2012 1:19:24:
Does the music at all relate to what is going on in the song? Is there any explanation at all?
copypasta from the reddit entry for the song...seems legit... whatever I never know how to read into stuff like this.

The description that I heard that makes the most sense: This is the death of innocence from the point of view of the girl. Sex is something that is so strange to her that she sees the others as monsters, and it is quite possible that she gets raped.

I don't know anything about the background of this, but to me, it seems to be about an innocent girl and her first encounter with sex. It's very scary and traumatizing to her, and just when she feels like she's found an escape, she enters an even more monstrous world, and it destroys her.


As if you could kill time without injuring eternity

"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
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BlackieChan
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May 8 2012
1:33:33PM
Fucked up but such a good song
Yeah, I sticked it

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May 8 2012
4:37:44PM
what the fuck did i just watch...
"I thought I'd ask for advice so I can sound thoughtful and respectul, and not like (as I said earlier) 'hey guys im skiing park fuck y'all wu tang for life'."
-Immeyouhe

http://www.facebook.com/pages/3TK-Media/247868501915464
check it out yo

LET JUSTIN GO TO WINDELLS!!!
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May 8 2012
4:44:07PM
I've had sex in a swimming pool and that definitely happened.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/newdimensionfilms/
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https://www.facebook.com/pages/John-Lemieux-Photography/229676160379109
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May 8 2012
4:54:34PM
Quoting Diglett from May 6 2012 11:12:07:
Damn mobile. Did the chick in the blue have a raging boner underwater or am i missing something?
ya i think she was like a major tranny and she realy wanted to fuck that brunette, hence the straight up bitchiness torwards the guy who gets eaten ou by alienised brunette.
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Ruffles
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May 30 2012
10:15:36AM
Summer time PSA on PDA.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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May 30 2012
10:24:10AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pm me if you are single and looking for fun!
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May 30 2012
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