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Subject: Stay the fuck away from swimming pools
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Ruffles
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Insane
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May 6 2012
3:23:29AM
Friend tells me to look up music video.

I look up music video.

I'm scarred for life.

Enjoy. Oh and definetly not NSFW.

http://vimeo.com/30798517

Sorry for no embed, Vimeo won't let me for whatever reason.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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papa_lanks$
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May 6 2012
11:21:39AM
wut
meow

when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator

guetta is gayer then elton john and kangbang naked in bed together - Balto

SOLID 7 SPRINGS

http://joellank.tumblr.com/
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*TACO-DOG*$
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May 6 2012
11:24:39AM
i came and started farting.
Try to think about blinking and breathing. Come on, do it. Seriously, don’t just read this, but actually do what it says.
No, Really. Think about it. Think about blinking and breathing.
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roddy116$$
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May 6 2012
11:30:03AM
at first i was like
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but then i was all like
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DubV134
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Insane
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May 6 2012
11:31:20AM
dove into a pool once, didnt slip into another dimension just broke my nose
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jzSteezy
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Pro
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May 6 2012
11:40:41AM
I have the weirdest boner right now...
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Panda_with_Guns
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May 6 2012
11:42:10AM
I am extremely scared to watch
also known as killa panda.

"I wanna land on Mars, you know what I mean? Fuck the Moon!"- T Hall HBO Interveiw
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Anathema$
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@th1337
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May 6 2012
11:56:11AM
that shit was fucked up
i'm so mean i make medicine sick
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errrka
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Insane
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May 6 2012
11:56:55AM
I mean, the editing was good, but what the fuck?
I don't ski, I just walk down the hill afterbanging.

Gato - "I just stopped listening to what you were saying and started thinking of Star Wars."
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maynaiseman
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Insane
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May 6 2012
11:59:16AM
hhahahahahahahahahaha that was so fucking awesome
-gus
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whoa-dere$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
12:03:12PM
Quoting roddy116$$ from May 6 2012 11:30:03:
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haaahahaha my reaction too
your ad here.
我喜欢滑雪!
CHEA MANG!
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BMB$
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May 6 2012
12:11:25PM
the imagination will do crazy things.
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/blogs/member_id/94514/
read my blog, it sucks ass.

RIP Shane McConkey,CR Johnson, Legends of freeskiing.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bardman14?feature=mhum
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No Life
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May 6 2012
12:24:54PM
Neat
↑↑↓↓← → ← → BA
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skifoo
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Insane
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May 6 2012
12:32:25PM
was that a music video?
Skiing
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penguin_steeze$
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May 6 2012
12:35:24PM
what the fuck
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Montville57$
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Insane
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May 6 2012
12:44:27PM
uhhhh... are we gonna talk about this?
"guys.... my ass hurts"

"YO YO KNOW I SMOKE DA DANKEST HERBS IM TALKING STRAIGHT KALI KUSH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING NIGGA I SMOKE MAD BLUNTZ ALL DAY WIZ KHALIFA IS MY LIFE NIGGA SO ONE DAY IM ROLLING WIFF MY HOMIEZ AND DEM NIGGA 5-0 BE LIKE SHIT NIGGA THROW OUT THAT ROACH BUT MY BOY SPIT BACK SOME FAT RHYMES YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HE BE LIKE FUCK DA POLICE" -Flying~Squirrel
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NinetyFour$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
12:48:57PM
Uhhhh.
secret fucking SNOWBALL mission...
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rudager$$
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May 6 2012
12:50:30PM
Quoting Montville57$ from May 6 2012 12:44:27:
uhhhh... are we gonna talk about this?
People are pretty stunned apparently. I want more! I love stuff like this
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says..

JiveClan
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Peter.$
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@th1337
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May 6 2012
12:53:56PM
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just think of the wads darth vader could conjure if he force choked his chicken
- Anathema

i would fuck the shit out of oprah.
- pomme-de-terre
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.ZT.
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No Life
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May 6 2012
12:57:42PM
WTF?! =0
///QZYXYA////

(mostly my brother's stuff)

http://qzyxya.wordpress.com/
http://vimeo.com/qzyxya
http://www.youtube.com/user/Qzyxya?feature=
http://www.flickr.com/photos/qzyxya/
http://qzyxya.deviantart.com/
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bfulmer
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May 6 2012
1:00:39PM
the underlying message: if you drink and have sex, giant penis things with teeth will grow from your genitals and proceed to brutally rape and murder your friends.

B.M.I.T.R.
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eldridge
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May 6 2012
1:00:43PM
i can dig it
His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets -- to kill! And a seldom-used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips!

"The gopher was buried in accordance with gopher burial traditions. He was wrapped in a bathroom mat, and thrown in my neighbors yard."
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NinetyFour$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
1:01:25PM
Quoting rudager$$ from May 6 2012 12:50:30:
People are pretty stunned apparently. I want more! I love stuff like this
Are you a demon?
secret fucking SNOWBALL mission...
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the.cheat
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May 6 2012
1:08:30PM
i thought it was cool as shit, nice music too.
TUMBLR-http://evanmerrill.tumblr.com/
FLICKR-http://www.flickr.com/photos/56439150@N03/
check them out please

You realize this is NSG, right? It's sexist, racist, and any other "ist" you can think of. -hsjibber95


Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun-skithecanada

Itd have to be one damn good whore to get 248 quarters in her vagina. - hansel.
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Dlud
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Insane
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May 6 2012
1:09:00PM
Well that was frightining.
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rudager$$
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
1:10:35PM
Quoting NinetyFour$ from May 6 2012 1:01:25:
Are you a demon?
No, just not a pussy
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says..

JiveClan
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NotGhood
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May 6 2012
1:17:04PM
Quoting akarlsen from May 6 2012 7:32:50:
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i lost so hard

i've seen this video before its definitely fucked :P
~RIP Thomas and Dave Duffy~
"you can never get hurt skiing, unless you fall" - Warren Miller
"stop acting like a bitch! cold is gangstah." - Torstien Horgmo
"every day is a bluebird day, unless it's cloudy" - AlbinoMoose
"you know it's been a good day skiing when your feet fucking hurt." - Trevor
"I'm 110% gay, I don't just like little boys, I like little boy puppies." - Albino Moose
"They'll never know how many xbox games Tanner Hall won" - Sad Skier Frog
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NinetyFour$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
1:35:48PM
Quoting rudager$$ from May 6 2012 1:10:35:
pussy
Did you say pussy?

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secret fucking SNOWBALL mission...
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
1:36:53PM
A lot of people doing the whole weirdest boner and wut action, I don't know, say your honest opinion. This is not even in the spectrum of weird when it comes to the big picture, but it's a really welcome French animation with such smooth touch in the small movements of the characters... It takes a certain skill and feel to make animated characters so real and lifelike without dialogue, and as said in the Vimeo comments, definitely check out Kemonozume if this intrigued you.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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eatchildren
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Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
1:44:34PM
i just thought it was funny thats all
fart
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Casper.$
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Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
1:51:55PM
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Huck and Hope
Crotched Mountain
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feihlination
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May 6 2012
1:53:59PM
Quoting Mike-OUltimate Bling! from May 6 2012 1:36:53:
A lot of people doing the whole weirdest boner and wut action, I don't know, say your honest opinion. This is not even in the spectrum of weird when it comes to the big picture, but it's a really welcome French animation with such smooth touch in the small movements of the characters... It takes a certain skill and feel to make animated characters so real and lifelike without dialogue, and as said in the Vimeo comments, definitely check out Kemonozume if this intrigued you.
gotta agree. at the end i was like

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because it was kinda intense and told a story that is possibly a lot deeper than its initial randomness.


but in my spectrum, still, its weird, mikko, lol
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
2:50:57PM
Quoting feihlination from May 6 2012 1:53:59:
but in my spectrum, still, its weird, mikko, lol
Haha, understandable. But beautiful.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
3:10:59PM
Made a few more nice pics, such lovely art.

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I wis Vimeo and YouTube had a frame by frame like good ol' Quicktime.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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TheDoctorUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
3:43:37PM
Quoting HorsecockTony from May 6 2012 11:00:49:
I'm halfway through the second minute.......should I keep going?
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YES
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instagram: @tannerod
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mamba
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May 6 2012
3:49:36PM
WTF
rmuskis.com


"Gators bitches best be wearin' jimmys" -Will Ferrell
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*spike*
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460 Posts
Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
3:52:28PM
Quoting penguin_steeze$ from May 6 2012 12:35:24:
what the fuck
.
When you think you’ve lost everything… you still got skiing...
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TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
4:07:53PM
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-Chris 


"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
-Big5hifty

"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
-Aidan-G
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Backyard.SkierUltimate Bling!
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No Life
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May 6 2012
4:09:49PM
da fuck??
"The only people who end up in the friend zone are the weak." - Tingas_Hats
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roddy116$$
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May 6 2012
4:14:10PM
at first i was like
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but then i was like
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JIBpsy^^$
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May 6 2012
4:21:14PM
Did alien like live in that chics vagina or something?
FORMERLEY ISKI4FR33

every good plan starts with hiding in a bush

you can pinpoint the moment THE SHIT GOT REAL!!!

I like my beats CAPN CRUNCHY
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no.pulp$
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4719 Posts
No Life
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May 6 2012
4:25:37PM
Quoting Diglett from May 6 2012 11:12:07:
Damn mobile. Did the chick in the blue have a raging boner underwater or am i missing something?
she had a monster attack. shit got cray
"that trickgave me gas"
- Terrance MayDICK

PM ME IF U R LOOKING FOR CUSTOM TALL SWEATSHIRTS
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TallerThanThou
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Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
4:31:22PM
That guy hella got his dick bit off.

That was cool.
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whoa-dere$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
4:33:51PM
can someone sum the whole thing up because i turned it off once i saw that huge dick. i really want to know what happened but i don't want to watch it...
your ad here.
我喜欢滑雪!
CHEA MANG!
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daskis
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Insane
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May 6 2012
4:35:47PM
Ya I couldn't watch it all... what on earth who makes these videos... There are strange, strange, strange people out there who I am very glad I do not know.
"If you ever come skiing, I will marthastewart your tastebuds into never wanting to leave." -Mama
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SweetumsUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
4:57:39PM
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_________YMR_________HG Skis_________

"I thought you had crowbars?"
"LOL crowbars, what is this, 2007?"

MOUNT SOUTHINGTON
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
5:04:07PM
Quoting daskis from May 6 2012 4:35:47:
Ya I couldn't watch it all... what on earth who makes these videos... There are strange, strange, strange people out there who I am very glad I do not know.
Come on now.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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alvy.$
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May 6 2012
8:10:17PM
:0
"speaking of karma, lets get his to zero, its almost there anyway, FINISH HIM!" -G.Raff$

"What? people with downs syndrome cant be made fun of like the rest of us? thats low man... they are people too." -XtRemE11

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mango-fruit
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May 6 2012
8:30:16PM
what they need is a crane
The human race is one big fucking plague and im stuck on this diseased little spacerock and i wish you would all die
- the imfamous k-rob

follow me on twitter? @jordgeskisrad
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TechnoPotamusUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
8:35:16PM
Quoting mango-fruit from May 6 2012 8:30:16:
what they need is a crane
just so you know, in your sig - "imfamous" is spelled wrong. It's infamous. you're welcome!
-Chris 


"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
-Big5hifty

"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
-Aidan-G
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
8:40:22PM
Gahhhh, just watching that worm thing come out of the girl was..... Gahhh
"Start with meth. Marijuana was so last year. Don't you want your friends to really think you're cool?"

-theabortionator
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