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Subject: Stay the fuck away from swimming pools
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Ruffles
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Insane
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May 6 2012
3:23:29AM
Friend tells me to look up music video.

I look up music video.

I'm scarred for life.

Enjoy. Oh and definetly not NSFW.

http://vimeo.com/30798517

Sorry for no embed, Vimeo won't let me for whatever reason.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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Strobe
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Loner
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May 6 2012
3:24:54AM
da

fuck
"does anyone on here have 4chan" - nomolas24
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Amadeus.$$
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May 6 2012
3:30:24AM
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godhatesfigs$
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May 6 2012
3:31:17AM
uh
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"Have I done anything of worth? Tell me if anything was ever done" - Leonardo Da Vinci
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Ruffles
Karma: 14043
1151 Posts
Insane
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May 6 2012
3:32:34AM
I know guys, I know.
"ARF ARF"
-Carlos_The_Dog

"i fucking hate that shit, i always pull over in this abandoned factory's lot and bake out my car while im going anal with my gifriend and i feel like evry car is a cop and hes gonna come over and make me put on a condom and throw out the smuckers i was using for lube."
-theGREMLIN
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sugar~glider
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Pro
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May 6 2012
3:51:59AM
holy shit i havent cum that hard since i was 11
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GrabsForFun
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Insane
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May 6 2012
3:58:29AM
What in the living fuck did I watch? First I thought it was gonna be some strange cartoon porn... that was fucked
"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." Theron

"...and we rode into the sun set in search of prostitutes and cocaine" ginjuice
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Dunnah
Karma: 12499
1204 Posts
Insane
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May 6 2012
4:13:20AM
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"put her in the dog" -skiin4654
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
Karma: 370175
14654 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
4:14:56AM
Simply amazing, one of the best videos I've ever seen. Song wasn't bad either.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
Karma: 370175
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
4:41:46AM
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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superskier26
Karma: 980
122 Posts
Pro
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May 6 2012
4:44:38AM
well at least it wasnt weird
i thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul, i am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul.
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WankerTanker$
Karma: 370257
24999 Posts
@th1337
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May 6 2012
4:47:50AM
lol wut
"Pls don't fap while PMing me, kthnx."- Ashley

"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch


"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
Karma: 370175
14654 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
4:54:31AM
Quoting sugar~glider from May 6 2012 3:51:59:
holy shit i havent cum that hard since i was 11
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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rudager$$
Karma: 139886
10418 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
4:54:32AM
Although it was weird, still liked it a lot.
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says..

JiveClan
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Chunter
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Insane
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May 6 2012
5:53:29AM
That song was rad. I'm trying to see a movie made out of this!
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phil6x$
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No Life
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May 6 2012
5:54:34AM
Quoting Amadeus.$$ from May 6 2012 3:30:24:
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that was awesome

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i like to ski

SarahSkier-
"have fun jumping off curbs and masturbating"
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feihlination
Karma: 90160
7840 Posts
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May 6 2012
6:02:08AM
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in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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hoodratz47
Karma: 104543
10956 Posts
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May 6 2012
6:09:17AM
yup...... that was AWESOME
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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

i heard stories of people jacking off out of open windows and people catching the jizz in their open mouths
not that you're into that
but its the idea of freedom, man
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hoodratz47
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10956 Posts
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May 6 2012
6:21:08AM
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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

i heard stories of people jacking off out of open windows and people catching the jizz in their open mouths
not that you're into that
but its the idea of freedom, man
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hot.pocket
Karma: 22136
2334 Posts
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May 6 2012
7:11:09AM
Seriously. What. The. Fuck.
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
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WankerTanker$
Karma: 370257
24999 Posts
@th1337
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May 6 2012
7:16:55AM
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"Pls don't fap while PMing me, kthnx."- Ashley

"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch


"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$
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akarlsen
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530 Posts
Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
7:32:50AM
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English is not my 1st language.

www.flickr.com/photos/rub1karls1
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Ski_Alot$
Karma: 47444
4861 Posts
No Life
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May 6 2012
8:43:23AM
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LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT

"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail

"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap

times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
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ForeverYung$
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
9:39:23AM
Quoting feihlination from May 6 2012 6:02:08:
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I love this picture
SKI THE EAST

"Last night is dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it"-
Relish_man

That's acutally tom wallischs fart. he farts dubstep beats, and somtimes house beats when he eats mexican- I.B
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whoa-dere$
Karma: 107119
7006 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
9:48:46AM
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK, i thought it was just normal cartoon porn then.... ohmyfuckinggod
your ad here.
我喜欢滑雪!
CHEA MANG!
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FKNA
Karma: 22253
1169 Posts
Insane
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May 6 2012
9:52:16AM
Quoting Dunnah from May 6 2012 4:13:20:
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feihlination
Karma: 90160
7840 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
9:57:00AM
Quoting ForeverYung$ from May 6 2012 9:39:23:
I love this picture
who doesnt? funniest thing i have seen in a while.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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SupremeGrocer
Karma: 27890
2653 Posts
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May 6 2012
9:58:03AM
What the fuck?!
sucking 10 dicks at once takes skill, but it doesnt make it cool. -XtRemE11

Yo, i just moved here and the park sucks. I want to build something big. a hip step down, setup whatever I'm game. Just hit me up at 304 614 9861.-Nick (creme)
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7springsprod
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1944 Posts
Insane
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May 6 2012
9:59:42AM
What. The. Fuck.
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feihlination
Karma: 90160
7840 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
10:10:18AM
Quoting SupremeGrocer from May 6 2012 9:58:03:
What the fuck?!
dolan pls
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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Forcillo
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2626 Posts
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May 6 2012
10:18:29AM
Fuck I'm scared shitless of my pool now.
SKI THE EAST

I tail tapped a gaper who was standing on the knuckle yesterday. It was a nice firm smack right to the helmet, definitely the high point of my day.

well, then your only hope is to get full tilts, I hear they cure goggle bang.
-skithesprings
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
Karma: 370175
14654 Posts
Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
10:23:46AM
Quoting Forcillo from May 6 2012 10:18:29:
Fuck I'm scared shitless of my pool now.
Just hide any sexual thoughts and you'll be fine.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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Relish_man
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No Life
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May 6 2012
10:29:31AM
what the actual...
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I like my women the way I like my Jiberish: tall, clean, tight down under and warm when i enter them.
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
10:33:44AM
But seriously, that pan at 2:36 is so fucking awesome.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/readblog/member_id/18689/
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geteducated
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No Life
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May 6 2012
10:34:22AM
i remember my first time watching that..
ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander


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Corin
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Insane
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May 6 2012
10:37:16AM
I don't even know.

Is it weird that I had seen t it before?
http://gustavcorin.tumblr.com

http://twitter.com/gustavcorin


Nordica Skis
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Orrin$
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1529 Posts
Insane
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May 6 2012
10:40:13AM
What just happened?
Live to experience skiing. Ski to experience living.

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Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/orrinb/
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skithesprings$
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May 6 2012
10:41:37AM
actually a pretty fucking cool video and a great song.
I AM SKITHESPRINGS

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digiac
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Wannabe
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May 6 2012
10:45:11AM
Quoting Ruffles from May 6 2012 3:23:29AM:
Oh and definetly not NSFW.
so it's not 'not safe for work'.. does this mean it IS safe for work? If I get fired, it's on you.
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freeskier010
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739 Posts
Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
10:46:20AM
how much acid does it take to make a swimming pool turn into a gateway to another dimension?

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The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for - RIP CR Johnson
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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VinnieF$
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May 6 2012
10:46:21AM
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gregergerger
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
10:50:39AM
Quoting freeskier010 from May 6 2012 10:46:20:
how much acid does it take to make a swimming pool turn into a gateway to another dimension?
None.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
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fawne.
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Loner
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May 6 2012
10:53:19AM
What the Fuckkk!!!! so fucking weird.
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Amadeus.$$
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May 6 2012
10:57:58AM
Quoting Mike-OUltimate Bling! from May 6 2012 4:54:31:
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this should be a meme.
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Poems
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Insane
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May 6 2012
10:58:41AM
Am I supposed to have liked that? Or am I supposed to be disgusted? I'm so fucking confused I just want to take this computer and fucking throw is a hundred fucking feet.
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HorsecockTony
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Ridiculous
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May 6 2012
11:00:49AM
I'm halfway through the second minute.......should I keep going?
I got a boner in class once.


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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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Crazy Fool
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May 6 2012
11:05:58AM
Quoting HorsecockTony from May 6 2012 11:00:49:
I'm halfway through the second minute.......should I keep going?
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
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Diglett
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May 6 2012
11:10:00AM
Wait in still confused what the chick in the blue was soing underwa
RIP Stone.Province may the yogawear thread never be forgotten!

"if you put peanut butter on your balls, i'd lick it off..." carlos_the_dog
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e_strapp
Karma: 7760
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Insane
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May 6 2012
11:10:04AM
Woah
"right, we wouldnt want to give people the impression that your actually intelligent, i hope a giant elephant shits on your head, ive had this name for about 2 years now, and i didnt have any problems with it until you came along, now change youre name to some shit like master debater so i dont have to come to incestville USA and shove a 4 iron so far up your ass every time someone takes a swing on the PGA tour you shit your pants at the site of it." ezsteezy
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Diglett
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May 6 2012
11:12:07AM
Quoting Diglett from May 6 2012 11:10:00:
Wait in still confused what the chick in the blue was soing underwa
Damn mobile. Did the chick in the blue have a raging boner underwater or am i missing something?
RIP Stone.Province may the yogawear thread never be forgotten!

"if you put peanut butter on your balls, i'd lick it off..." carlos_the_dog
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Mike-OUltimate Bling!
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May 6 2012
11:19:07AM
Quoting Diglett from May 6 2012 11:12:07:
Damn mobile. Did the chick in the blue have a raging boner underwater or am i missing something?
I'd say prolonged contact in the water caused something to "slide" through, but she got out in time. Notice how it's coming from below.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

The Undeniable Blog
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