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Alright. My birthday is coming up in just under 2 months. Jun 14th. I'll be turning 13. Generally birthdays are pretty standard but this one is going to be a little bit different. Anyway my family is jewish and we go to temple every week. But in my church and in my family it's been a long standing tradition of the boys getting circumcised when they turn 13. Part of a coming of age ritual. My dad, his dad, uncles, even my brother all went through this. I'm scared though. I don't know if I want them to do it. At the same time I kind of have to. The whole idea scares me. I mean I wouldn't mind as much if I had been born that way, but it's just kinda weird at the thought of your penis suddenly being different. Not to mention weird to let some doctor cut at my penis.
Has anyone gone through anything similar with their families? Even on a different issue? I don't think I really want to do i t. But I don't think I have a choice. It's sort of just the way things are. Like This is what you have to do and you do it and that's just life.
I guess it's not the end of the world, but it's just been on my mind. Sorry to whine on here. Not trying to be a crybaby about life or anything. I can't wait till it's winter again and all this is done with for better or worse.
Has anyone gone through anything similar with their families? Even on a different issue? I don't think I really want to do i t. But I don't think I have a choice. It's sort of just the way things are. Like This is what you have to do and you do it and that's just life.
I guess it's not the end of the world, but it's just been on my mind. Sorry to whine on here. Not trying to be a crybaby about life or anything. I can't wait till it's winter again and all this is done with for better or worse.
Quoting Mike-O
from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:
So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
pretty sure there has been multiple threads on this topic. Uncut ftw though from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
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Quoting taj.$ from Apr 27 2012 10:41:53:
pretty sure there has been multiple threads on this topic. Uncut ftw though
Ah, then forget it. pretty sure there has been multiple threads on this topic. Uncut ftw though
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:
So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
semi gay post is semi gay. from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
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Quoting taj.$ from Apr 27 2012 10:41:53:
pretty sure there has been multiple threads on this topic. Uncut ftw though
Someone should make a poll
I call not it pretty sure there has been multiple threads on this topic. Uncut ftw though
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:
So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
18, American, baptist, circumcised from Apr 27 2012 10:32:43:So what's the circumsized/uncircumsized ratio here on NS? Age, nationality, religion and penis situation. 25, Finnish, No affiliation, Uncut.
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I'm calling bullshit. OP, it's called temple not church.
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Kind of true. Your post made me realize we're discussing a 12 year old's cock.
this is signature worthy Kind of true. Your post made me realize we're discussing a 12 year old's cock.
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And on a side note... my brother's friend actually did have to get circumcised when he was 10 (for medical reasons). He seemed pretty traumatized after the fact and refused to wear anything but baggy soccer shorts for a couple weeks because jeans/normal pants rubbing hurt so much.
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just be glad you are not from the masai mara region in kenya they all have to get circumcised at that age and if they flinch they are considered a coward and shunned from the community.
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hahah holyy shitt...luckily i was circumsized right after birth like most people....the thought of someone chopping at my dick now is fucking terrifying...that sucks man but at least your dick will look normal afterwards!
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Quoting P-HAGAR from Apr 27 2012 5:11:51:
hahah holyy shitt...luckily i was circumsized right after birth like most people....the thought of someone chopping at my dick now is fucking terrifying...that sucks man but at least your dick will look normal afterwards!
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hahah holyy shitt...luckily i was circumsized right after birth like most people....the thought of someone chopping at my dick now is fucking terrifying...that sucks man but at least your dick will look normal afterwards!
you know what a normal dick loosk like you know!
It has a foreskun! A cut penis is not normal by ant means... by saying that dick is "normal" when its uct is just your own experience and cultural thought... jesus christ
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 5:21:43:
HAHAHAHAH you know what a normal dick loosk like you know! It has a foreskun! A cut penis is not normal by ant means... by saying that dick is "normal" when its uct is just your own experience and cultural thought... jesus christ
What society deems as normal is normal. from Apr 27 2012 5:21:43:HAHAHAHAH you know what a normal dick loosk like you know! It has a foreskun! A cut penis is not normal by ant means... by saying that dick is "normal" when its uct is just your own experience and cultural thought... jesus christ
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Quoting ElGato from Apr 27 2012 5:23:27:
What society deems as normal is normal.
Well it's ok to have a circumcision if your folk thouhgt it was normal and ok, but still you know, we are born with a foreskin and saying that's not normal is fucked up . from Apr 27 2012 5:23:27:What society deems as normal is normal.
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 5:25:39:
Well it's ok to have a circumcision if your folk thouhgt it was normal and ok, but still you know, we are born with a foreskin and saying that's not normal is fucked up .
Well it isn't. Nobody wants to rock a hoody and clean smegma off their cock. from Apr 27 2012 5:25:39:Well it's ok to have a circumcision if your folk thouhgt it was normal and ok, but still you know, we are born with a foreskin and saying that's not normal is fucked up .
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 5:25:39:
Well it's ok to have a circumcision if your folk thouhgt it was normal and ok, but still you know, we are born with a foreskin and saying that's not normal is fucked up .
Circumcisions are the standard in the states now. You're technically "abnormal" (deviating from the standard) if you're not circumcised. No need to get butthurt, you live in a different culture where anteaters are more publicly celebrated. from Apr 27 2012 5:25:39:Well it's ok to have a circumcision if your folk thouhgt it was normal and ok, but still you know, we are born with a foreskin and saying that's not normal is fucked up .
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Quoting Cirillo$ from Apr 27 2012 5:27:43:
Well it isn't. Nobody wants to rock a hoody and clean smegma off their cock.
Hahaha, dude, you must be so indoctrinated and migsuided about the deal about your cock... it's not like having a foreskin automaticaly menas you have a dirty cock, I mean what the fuck. Well it isn't. Nobody wants to rock a hoody and clean smegma off their cock.
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Quoting ElGato from Apr 27 2012 5:28:13:
Circumcisions are the standard in the states now. You're technically "abnormal" (deviating from the standard) if you're not circumcised. No need to get butthurt, you live in a different culture where anteaters are more publicly celebrated.
Sure, but this is an international website ,is it not? Circumcision is not very common in all cultures, and callin someone abnormal or deviating fo that is pretty fucked as it is how we are born. And no butthurt, just fact about human nature and adhering to cultural pheonmena... from Apr 27 2012 5:28:13:Circumcisions are the standard in the states now. You're technically "abnormal" (deviating from the standard) if you're not circumcised. No need to get butthurt, you live in a different culture where anteaters are more publicly celebrated.
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Quoting Mike-O from Apr 27 2012 5:32:14:
Sure, but this is an international website ,is it not? Circumcision is not very common in all cultures, and callin someone abnormal or deviating fo that is pretty fucked as it is how we are born. And no butthurt, just fact about human nature and adhering to cultural pheonmena...
You read too deep into stuff on this website man. from Apr 27 2012 5:32:14:Sure, but this is an international website ,is it not? Circumcision is not very common in all cultures, and callin someone abnormal or deviating fo that is pretty fucked as it is how we are born. And no butthurt, just fact about human nature and adhering to cultural pheonmena...
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I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, elgato for being a cool mod, and the girl at the bar who offered me a blowie in the back of her jeep if i bought her a beer. she was desperate. we've all been there. goodnight newschoolers and may you all ahve a good morning. AR6 OUT -AR6rider
Quoting ElGato from Apr 27 2012 5:33:26:
You read too deep into stuff on this website man.
Pretty much this. from Apr 27 2012 5:33:26:You read too deep into stuff on this website man.
Plus what I said was more of a joke.
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Quoting ElGato from Apr 27 2012 5:33:26:
You read too deep into stuff on this website man.
always, I know :D but cut or not, enjoy yer pussy, NS! I'm out into the night from Apr 27 2012 5:33:26:You read too deep into stuff on this website man.
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Quoting Cirillo$ from Apr 27 2012 5:36:31:
Pretty much this. Plus what I said was more of a joke.
Likewise, we're talking about penises I kind of thought this wasn't a conversation to be taken seriously... Pretty much this. Plus what I said was more of a joke.
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I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, elgato for being a cool mod, and the girl at the bar who offered me a blowie in the back of her jeep if i bought her a beer. she was desperate. we've all been there. goodnight newschoolers and may you all ahve a good morning. AR6 OUT -AR6rider
You can't possibly say this is an international website. Look at the typical (normal) user on here: white, suburban, teenager. As for the issue at hand(or pelvis), clean-cut FTW!
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I'll just leave this here (although it shows dicks so I'm not 100% sure if it's allowed. Please don't ban me, I posted in good faith)
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
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Quoting Spinoza$ from Apr 27 2012 5:43:47:
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
When they're hard, they look the same, and why would you want someone staring at your soft dick?
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
Quoting Bill.Nye$ from Apr 27 2012 5:45:40:
When they're hard, they look the same, and why would you want someone staring at your soft dick?
lol this When they're hard, they look the same, and why would you want someone staring at your soft dick?
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Quoting Spinoza$ from Apr 27 2012 5:43:47:
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
So, if we flip this thing around, you find circumcised penises attractive?
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
Thats alright... I guess.
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Quoting Spinoza$ from Apr 27 2012 5:43:47:
Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
I hate watching porn when the dude is uncircumcised. The bitch starts jerking him off and pulling the foreskin over the head, never down with that. Uncercumsized penises are really gross looking, Seriously disgusting looking.
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Quoting Bill.Nye$ from Apr 27 2012 5:45:40:
When they're hard, they look the same, and why would you want someone staring at your soft dick?
haha, so true! + you guys pay way too much attention to the dicks, do i really need to explain to you how porn works ? When they're hard, they look the same, and why would you want someone staring at your soft dick?
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haha, so true! + you guys pay way too much attention to the dicks, do i really need to explain to you how porn works ?
Yeah hahaha the last view comments have gotten me laughing, a bunch of guys arguing about which cock they find better looking... haha, so true! + you guys pay way too much attention to the dicks, do i really need to explain to you how porn works ?
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I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, elgato for being a cool mod, and the girl at the bar who offered me a blowie in the back of her jeep if i bought her a beer. she was desperate. we've all been there. goodnight newschoolers and may you all ahve a good morning. AR6 OUT -AR6rider
Hahahaha to everything above, laughing so hard. And for once, I agree with Mike-O, uncircumcised is what you are biologically born with, and thus it is a "normal" penis and anything else is aesthetic alteration.
And to those hating...uncircumcised penis' are more pleasurable for both the man and WOMAN(more importantly) during sex. Just sayin'...
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Quoting ElGato from Apr 27 2012 6:06:39:
Yeah hahaha the last view comments have gotten me laughing, a bunch of guys arguing about which cock they find better looking...
hahahhahhahahahahah sig'd. from Apr 27 2012 6:06:39:Yeah hahaha the last view comments have gotten me laughing, a bunch of guys arguing about which cock they find better looking...
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Quoting dreadyboy from Apr 27 2012 4:03:20:
Just think if they fuck up... The odds are small, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having the possibility of getting my tip chopped off
They did with mine... I could get it fixed but Im scared Just think if they fuck up... The odds are small, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having the possibility of getting my tip chopped off
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I suspect a troll, but if not, DON'T DO IT OP! What no one has mentioned yet is the fact that you will be at a high risk for Erectile Dysfunction when you're older, which is about as much fun as it sounds. Even in your youth, your stamina will take a hit. Also, sex feels better for both parties uncut, as someone mentioned.
Awkward post/thread is awkward, but if this makes the difference, worth it.
Fun fact: Dr. Kellogg of Kellogg's cereals was the man who popularized circumcision, claiming that it tamed the promiscuity of the youth, and provided "health benefits". He also supported burning off the clitoral hood with acid for the ladies, which didn't go over well, if my memory serves me.
Awkward post/thread is awkward, but if this makes the difference, worth it.
Fun fact: Dr. Kellogg of Kellogg's cereals was the man who popularized circumcision, claiming that it tamed the promiscuity of the youth, and provided "health benefits". He also supported burning off the clitoral hood with acid for the ladies, which didn't go over well, if my memory serves me.
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ahahha this thread is great. but seriously keep ur foreskin
hilarious thread.
you guys that are arguing, you realize youre arguing about a 12 year olds junk right?
thanks for the laugh NS
you guys that are arguing, you realize youre arguing about a 12 year olds junk right?
thanks for the laugh NS
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Quoting Huck_Norris from Apr 27 2012 10:02:50:
What, your dickhead would then want to cuddle and watch romantic comedies even more?
you can't just take a helmet off a guy that's been wearing one his whole life and expect him to shred the gnar with the same level of comfort, if you know what i mean..What, your dickhead would then want to cuddle and watch romantic comedies even more?
heh....heh....... O_O
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Quoting Anathema$ from Apr 27 2012 10:17:43:
you can't just take a helmet off a guy that's been wearing one his whole life and expect him to shred the gnar with the same level of comfort, if you know what i mean.. heh....heh....... O_O
I put you over 230,000 karma.
you can't just take a helmet off a guy that's been wearing one his whole life and expect him to shred the gnar with the same level of comfort, if you know what i mean.. heh....heh....... O_O
I am skeptical about the church thing. everyone knows that jews go to the mosque on tuesdays.
"My Identity? Well My Identity at the corner of highland an 3rd motha fucka, I dropped that shit when I was 3, 4 years old. I crawled into my daddy's closet, pulled out his 9, and it was game over from there son. Like I said, I was born in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania. I ride ski resorts you know, you know what I'm saying? I'm black." - Black Steve
Quoting TheDuke$ from Apr 27 2012 1:57:03:
i'm circumcised and i love my dick, so there's a +1 in the circumcision column. but having it done at 13 would terrify the crap out of me.
Dis.
i'm circumcised and i love my dick, so there's a +1 in the circumcision column. but having it done at 13 would terrify the crap out of me.
Quoting MentalFloss from Apr 27 2012 10:28:52:
I am skeptical about the church thing. everyone knows that jews go to the mosque on tuesdays.
no noooo those are budhists. Jews go to Church. Christians go to Monastaries to become monks from Apr 27 2012 10:28:52:I am skeptical about the church thing. everyone knows that jews go to the mosque on tuesdays.
i feel like a slice of butter, melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks
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