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Girl humps tree at Ultra

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Amadeus.
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wut?

Mar 27 2012 11:06AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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hahahaha drugs are fun
Mar 27 2012 11:11AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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someone show this to her parents
Mar 27 2012 11:14AM
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Lolocaust.
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Tree was spittin' mad game at that bitch, Nigga is such a player though, I hear he has some sappy ass roots.
Mar 27 2012 11:14AM
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Brenone
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Taking tree hugging to a whole new level.
Mar 27 2012 11:14AM
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Oldmann1584
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uhhh wasnt this just posted earlier?
Mar 27 2012 11:25AM
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theBearJew
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so dumb lol
Mar 27 2012 11:31AM
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987321654hgfd
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dendrophiliac
Mar 27 2012 11:48AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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raspberry already posted this.
Mar 27 2012 11:58AM
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DERS.
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lol drugs.
Mar 27 2012 12:01PM
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Conker
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where were her friends?
Mar 27 2012 12:04PM
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maximiliaan
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what about his parents? do you think those old trees find it funny that hes hooking up with such an attention whore?
Mar 27 2012 12:05PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Gave me a woody.
Mar 27 2012 12:10PM
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bleevus
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Good one.
Mar 27 2012 12:23PM
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1337
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Humping trees isn't normal, but on meth it is.
Mar 27 2012 12:25PM
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2_fadez
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I'd fuck her
Mar 27 2012 12:54PM
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fuckface7.0
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WOOD you STICK it in her??
Mar 27 2012 12:56PM
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accualyisdolan
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woman logic,  turns down dude,  has sex with tree
Mar 27 2012 2:10PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Lol
Mar 27 2012 2:12PM
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Alex_G
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obviously not meth. probably a very strong dose of psychadelics and a lot of molly
Mar 27 2012 2:22PM
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easiestEC
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yeah this is what i was thinking haha
Mar 27 2012 2:30PM
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1337
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Mar 27 2012 2:35PM
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Mike-O
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First thing that came to my mind:

"Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me"
She said, "I'm twenty six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, You're talkin' to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital before it's too late
'Cause I never seen no one eat
As many mushrooms as you ate"
Mar 27 2012 2:37PM
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thisandthatfilms
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Mar 27 2012 3:06PM
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geteducated
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there was a kid in my camp that was on mushrooms and had a conversation with a tree. then later, he lost a canoe.
Mar 27 2012 3:08PM
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plaplapla
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haha that is great, her parents need to see it lol!
Mar 27 2012 3:45PM
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accualyisdolan
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she like the dolphin named candyflipper, but instead of fucking people she fucks palmtrees
Mar 27 2012 3:51PM
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Skavengers303
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I always hate these kinds of videos. not that i didn't enjoy watching that, but that i feel bad for the girl who was just having an interesting experiences on drug at a festival, that shit happens all the time and is nothing new. yet these assholes decide to film this and make a mockery of her all over the internet.

and i have a feeling that if these kids are so shocked and in ah of this, they are most likely the same dickwads that stand still during the shows filming them with the cameras on their phones.
Mar 27 2012 4:19PM
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foodisfun
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hahah did you see my post last night? https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/686217/

glad someone else thinks the same though
Mar 27 2012 4:27PM
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Alex_G
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kid, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about.
Mar 27 2012 4:31PM
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HaydenWrong
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clearly all the guys there were gay or some guy also on the same drugs would have been the tree
Mar 27 2012 4:35PM
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Spinoza
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This is just 1 more reason that I wish i was a tree...
Mar 27 2012 4:38PM
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1337
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guy, you obviously have never seen an ad for meth, which is the joke i was making.
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Mar 27 2012 4:49PM
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Alex_G
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obviously not. still not that funny.
Mar 27 2012 4:54PM
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Mike-O
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"If a woman humps a tree in a boreal forest, and no one is there to hear it...


does she get an orgasm?"
Mar 27 2012 5:08PM
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SnowPatROLL
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how can someone do that.....
Mar 27 2012 5:09PM
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GoldenGrahams
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Why did they stop filming right when she was about to blow the tree?
Mar 27 2012 5:38PM
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jibmeisterflex
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[img] http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/b/7/b70cb_ORIG-what_you_did_there_i_see_it.jpg[/img]
Mar 27 2012 6:28PM
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jibmeisterflex
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fuck
Mar 27 2012 6:29PM
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The.Man
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nice.
Mar 27 2012 6:32PM
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jibmeisterflex
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you really had to didnt you?
jk idk really what to do haha worth a try
Mar 27 2012 6:35PM
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bobs
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this makes me miss spring break
Mar 27 2012 6:36PM
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Amadeus.
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haha someone should make a meme out of this girl.
Mar 27 2012 8:03PM
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blackmamba.
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meh, i'd still hit it.
Mar 27 2012 8:33PM
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skiRay
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hahahhahaha
Mar 28 2012 12:17AM
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taylornicky
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I usually do this without drugs... but okay...
Mar 28 2012 12:21AM
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taylornicky
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I usually do this without drugs... but okay...
Mar 28 2012 12:21AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Mar 28 2012 12:31AM
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JWoods
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Mar 28 2012 12:44AM
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GypsyLovin
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But how does she know where the trees mouth is?
Mar 28 2012 1:51AM
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thisandthatfilms
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sometimes you just know, man
Mar 28 2012 12:26PM
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