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Subject: Blow jobs.
i bet i could give a really good blowjob. ive never given one and dont really want to, but i still think id be good at it. just saying
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
we think alike, I like you...
S.I.P. Sarah Burke
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ill be the judge of that
take a knee
i'm so mean i make medicine sick
Okay ?
Quoting corn.husk.hero. from Jan 21 2012 8:38:26:
we think alike, I like you...
I see immennt blow job in the future (you will not be receiving) we think alike, I like you...
mila kunis is so hot i would sift through her garbage and suck on her used tampons-Nufity
how do blind people know when they are done wiping???-LE.Skiing
how do blind people know when they are done wiping???-LE.Skiing
Quoting Anathema$ from Jan 21 2012 8:38:56:
ill be the judge of that take a knee
I lost haha ill be the judge of that take a knee
"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
"Halloween:
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
"Halloween:
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown
Are you depressed? Go suck a dick
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant
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Joel.
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
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when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
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SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
Sick dude.
"kinda miss my kid, sold it for my vibes ticket and some dose last year hahah. but i still shred on the hand drums like it's my job." -DFAC
i think you need to buy a dildo
THAT SHIT DON'T PHASE ME.
but seriously make like a tree and fuck off
but seriously make like a tree and fuck off
cool
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how? take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with. -Master_DebaterYeah
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
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Inb4 ban.... Oh wait, dafuck?
can mods get banned by other mods?
this is getting queer in the rear in here. gayness in the anus and it's heinous
-Chris
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
-Gus555
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
-Gus555
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
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Lame, and you call yourself a mod? Ontario, Canada
"You can't just put red and blue fliters on your gopro and get 3d footage..." -Eheath
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"You can't just put red and blue fliters on your gopro and get 3d footage..." -Eheath
http://vimeo.com/brockgrossman
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brockgrossman/
Quoting Tab$ from Jan 21 2012 8:57:16:
Lame, and you call yourself a mod?
came in here to poke funLame, and you call yourself a mod?
gonna go with this instead
apparently i'm a karmaloop rep. use this to get cash off, SS32258
YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR
http://www.flickr.com/photos/magicaljibber/
"I need to shrink my dick..." Milksteak
"i will anally rape him, it's a win-win. His ass will be sore and i'll bust my nut" -Milksteak
YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR / YMR
http://www.flickr.com/photos/magicaljibber/
"I need to shrink my dick..." Milksteak
"i will anally rape him, it's a win-win. His ass will be sore and i'll bust my nut" -Milksteak
Quoting Tab$ from Jan 21 2012 8:57:16:
Lame, and you call yourself a mod?
I thought f** was a ban not gay Lame, and you call yourself a mod?
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 8:53:27:
can mods get banned by other mods?
can mods get banned by other mods?
he posted a humerous quote from a movie. not a bannable offense. i got banned a few months ago for the exact same line and it was quickly lifted.
but can mods get banned by other mods? i dont see why not. if a mod goes crazy im sure other people would jump on em in a hurry
i'm so mean i make medicine sick
Quoting TechnoPotamus
from Jan 21 2012 8:56:54:
this is getting queer in the rear in here. gayness in the anus and it's heinous
LOL from Jan 21 2012 8:56:54:this is getting queer in the rear in here. gayness in the anus and it's heinous
"everyday is a saturday for me, whats a better day for you guys?"
fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard
WHO IS TOM WALLISCH AND WHY DOES HE FACE NORTH? - bombogenesis
Nanoose Bay Clan. Ballin' straight outta the 468
fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard
WHO IS TOM WALLISCH AND WHY DOES HE FACE NORTH? - bombogenesis
Nanoose Bay Clan. Ballin' straight outta the 468
Quoting Anathema$ from Jan 21 2012 8:59:01:
he posted a humerous quote from a movie. not a bannable offense. i got banned a few months ago for the exact same line and it was quickly lifted. but can mods get banned by other mods? i dont see why not. if a mod goes crazy im sure other people would jump on em in a hurry
well yea i know its not bannable. It was just a thought that popped into my head
he posted a humerous quote from a movie. not a bannable offense. i got banned a few months ago for the exact same line and it was quickly lifted. but can mods get banned by other mods? i dont see why not. if a mod goes crazy im sure other people would jump on em in a hurry
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Your dick tastes like shit? So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says..
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i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
Love,
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Tickle the twine ;)
don't give a shit.
Quoting soulskier from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:
i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
Sounds like a challenge to me FS. from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
A Wednesday without rain is a dry-hump day.
I will always ride for Tanner and Trevor.
I will always ride for Tanner and Trevor.
Quoting soulskier from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:
i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
i heard he can give anyone a boner
from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
Quoting TechnoPotamus from Jan 21 2012 8:56:54:
this is getting queer in the rear in here. gayness in the anus and it's heinous
I like this
from Jan 21 2012 8:56:54:this is getting queer in the rear in here. gayness in the anus and it's heinous
Its all about the deep throat bro
Quoting soulskier from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:
i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
that reminds me of the "Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:" thread
from Jan 21 2012 9:09:20:i bet you couldn't even give me a boner
http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/307881/page/1/
I was sad, I stopped being sad, and then I was awesome
;)
A player is like a key that can open a lot of doors that's a good key right? But a whore is like a lock with a lot of keys thats not a good lock, so thats why its good to be a player and sucks to be a whore.
Quoting gregorio from Jan 21 2012 9:25:34:
that reminds me of the "Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:" thread http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/307881/page/1/
probably cause he was making a subtle reference to it that reminds me of the "Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:" thread http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/307881/page/1/
Joel.
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
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SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS-------------
SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:32:06:
probably cause he was making a subtle reference to it
nope
probably cause he was making a subtle reference to it
Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 9:34:51:
nope
I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me. nope
Joel.
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS-------------
SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS-------------
SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:36:13:
I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
No it was true I was just being dumb
I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:36:13:
I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
OH, YOU SMOKE, BRO? I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with. -Master_DebaterYeah
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:36:13:
I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
OH, YOU SMOKE, BRO? I'm still stoned and didn't read the post, sounded like it to me.
take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with. -Master_DebaterYeah
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato
No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*
Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.
RIP SHANE MCCONKEY
RIP CR JOHNSON
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:32:06:
probably cause he was making a subtle reference to it
it's still around?!? probably cause he was making a subtle reference to it
Love,
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 9:38:42:
No it was true I was just being dumb
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No it was true I was just being dumb
Joel.
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS-------------
SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS-------------
SOLID 7 SPRINGS
LM || 420 || 2012
Quoting papa_lanks$ from Jan 21 2012 9:55:46:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hurrrrrr
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Quoting rudager$$ from Jan 21 2012 9:05:35:
Your dick tastes like shit?
my dick taste like shit after i raw dog girls in the poopholes, which is not gay...... Your dick tastes like shit?
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Schlop-2/3 of your posts deeply disturb me,
1337.-ECB: Pulling more and more random shit out of his ass everyday™
JacheOReally-I am now 100% convinced you are the most sketchy, sexual deviant on NS
SELENA GOMEZ WEARS A PURITY RING
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Schlop-2/3 of your posts deeply disturb me,
1337.-ECB: Pulling more and more random shit out of his ass everyday™
JacheOReally-I am now 100% convinced you are the most sketchy, sexual deviant on NS
SELENA GOMEZ WEARS A PURITY RING
Quoting ECB$ from Jan 21 2012 10:21:31:
my dick taste like shit after i raw dog girls in the poopholes, which is not gay......
*Your cousins.my dick taste like shit after i raw dog girls in the poopholes, which is not gay......
You Tribe?
;)
If you are mutual friends with tom wallisch, steve stepp, ec headwear, saga outerwear, stept productions, ian cosco or any other popular person you added on FB because you're a 15 year old douche, stop adding me.
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
Thank you.
/ranttofuckhead15yearolds
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
Thank you.
/ranttofuckhead15yearolds
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
Quoting J.M from Jan 21 2012 9:44:27:
OH, YOU SMOKE, BRO?
DO YOU KNOW PROS THAT SMOKE? I WANT TO SMOKE AND BE JUST LIKE THEM.
OH, YOU SMOKE, BRO?
;)
-Chris
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
-Gus555
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
-Gus555
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
GAY
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WWTOCD
"She grabbed my balls and it scared me" - .YMR.
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"You know your shits legit when you kill 10 people in a row with head shots..You also know your shit's legit when your name is Thomas O'Connell" - Thomas O'Connell
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http://hgskis.com/
WWTOCD
"She grabbed my balls and it scared me" - .YMR.
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this thread started out bro, then turned soo homo
Quoting Hatsnballs from Jan 21 2012 11:34:29:
this thread started out bro, then turned soo homo
this thread started out pretty homo IMO this thread started out bro, then turned soo homo
I'm not good
Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 8:53:27:
can mods get banned by other mods?
mind=fuckedcan mods get banned by other mods?
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once and a while, you could miss it.
"Mom, today i saw Henrik at snowmass!" "No son, that was just FerrisBuller" - Pool.$
To me, style is the ability communicate a thought, feeling or idea through the physical gesture of skiing or in a difficult trick to make it appear styley and seemingly simple.
If you think you see B & E, Look again, it could be ThunderCats and FerrisBueller!!! Yessur! $$$
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To me, style is the ability communicate a thought, feeling or idea through the physical gesture of skiing or in a difficult trick to make it appear styley and seemingly simple.
If you think you see B & E, Look again, it could be ThunderCats and FerrisBueller!!! Yessur! $$$
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homo
"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$$
"the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR" -Anathema
"lolwutnowaynotrlypossiblebctheinternetisveryseriousbuninessNSisserious" - TheClap.
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$$
"the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR" -Anathema
"lolwutnowaynotrlypossiblebctheinternetisveryseriousbuninessNSisserious" - TheClap.
i have actually been told by multiple people that they think i would suck dick very good. Judging by the way i eat popsickles and suckers. I am also drunk right now but i think i waould be a master dick sucker. /claim
Well, people want karma because it makes their e-penis longer, and if you have a John Holmes e-penis your pretty awesome. Am I wrong?
-KGlicious
-KGlicious
Quoting Jib-Ninja from Jan 22 2012 12:15:19:
i have actually been told by multiple people that they think i would suck dick very good. Judging by the way i eat popsickles and suckers. I am also drunk right now but i think i waould be a master dick sucker. /claim
hahahaha
i have actually been told by multiple people that they think i would suck dick very good. Judging by the way i eat popsickles and suckers. I am also drunk right now but i think i waould be a master dick sucker. /claim
WUT
"Can't wait for news headline: Internet menance known only as "theAbortionator" brings down high school" -wonkwonkcrunch
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$$
"the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR" -Anathema
"lolwutnowaynotrlypossiblebctheinternetisveryseriousbuninessNSisserious" - TheClap.
"lol i don't know whether to call you my hero or give you the "wtf?" look " - *monsterskier*$$
"the two should fuse and become one, yielding the mighty...... CLAPBORTIONATOR" -Anathema
"lolwutnowaynotrlypossiblebctheinternetisveryseriousbuninessNSisserious" - TheClap.
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