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Quoting bdarb207 from Jan 22 2012 5:11:09:
nice try.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 5:15:04:
Please women, girls... explain this. . I'm getting tired of this kind of shit.

Quoting Rachy from Jan 22 2012 5:25:53:
women want what they can't have. If they want you cause you are ignoring them, they want you because they are thinking of you as an accessory, they don't actually wan't you. These women are bitches. You don't want one who thinks this way. However, the female who exhibits uncertainty or talks to you but you aren't sure if they are interested. It's cause they really aren't sure. Ignoring them will just kinda make them sad rather than make them wan't you and in turn, you will think they don't want you. So in reality, if a chick seems unsure at a bar, don't ignore, ask on date.

Quoting Rachy from Jan 22 2012 5:25:53:
However, the female who exhibits uncertainty or talks to you but you aren't sure if they are interested. It's cause they really aren't sure. Ignoring them will just kinda make them sad rather than make them wan't you and in turn, you will think they don't want you. So in reality, if a chick seems unsure at a bar, don't ignore, ask on date.

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:27:43:
i think the real problem is that the dude in the first case is barfing rainbows ... What chick would want to date a dude barfing rainbows ?!

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:27:43:
i think the real problem is that the dude in the first case is barfing rainbows ... What chick would want to date a dude barfing rainbows ?!

Quoting Rachy from Jan 22 2012 5:32:52:
I threw up on a guy once and he still liked me. That's how I knew he was a keeper (sadly he broke up with me... think he wanted someone a bit less eclectic). Barfing rainbows isn't a negative.. it's a positive. Cause if you like her and she sticks around even after the rainbow vomit, that's the girl you marry.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 4:56:07:
Normal: . Influenced: . Problem solved: .

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:27:43:
i think the real problem is that the dude in the first case is barfing rainbows ... What chick would want to date a dude barfing rainbows ?!

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 5:31:06:
Haha, I should have made that comic longer, with things going back and forth everytime you show interest and then just say fuck off and 'she' comes flogging back again. I've just come to terms that clubs and bars kind of suck for finding that special lady, even buses are better nowadays.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 5:15:04:
Please women, girls... explain this. . I'm getting tired of this kind of shit.

Quoting NSwidow from Jan 22 2012 5:41:04:
no one wants to be barfed on, beautiful barf though it may be.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 5:35:00:
So if I'm to quote you on this, swallow a mix of colouring agents and introduce myself to a random girl, barf a double rainbow on her chest... and she doesn't get upset, should I just pop the question right away?

Quoting Rachy from Jan 22 2012 5:47:34:
Yeah, provided she's not a solid 7, blind, or flawed in some awful way that isn't genetic. Cause if the chick is blind, she may assume it was just a drink and could still be a horrible bitch. And if the flaw is something like a swastika on her chest, she may be from some small indigenous group and that means that she's a queen or some shit.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 22 2012 5:45:15:
My friend was plastered and threw up on a girl during sex... and after the five seconds of "Oh shit" and "Ewwww", she just said "We'll are you gonna fuck me until I cum or not, don't stop now!" while covered in a reddish and brownish hue of half-digested spahetti and red wine. He never called her again, but to some she might be a keeper.

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:57:49:
Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing, daring and cunning plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and swiftly freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep) when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying; "WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!" and leaves...

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:57:49:
haha, def. a keeper right there! reminds me of a wild story i've heard from a friend of mine, Max.... (copy paste from when i typed it out in another NS thread) max is 3y older than me, he was in his 2nd year of college when this sory happened. So, Max is a really chill guy, always in for a party, sometimes a bit too wasted but never over the top, until this happened... Max was hitting on this girl for some time now (don't remember her real name) , i would describe their relationship as "friends with benefits". One night they both attended a party and got fairly wasted. Max got so wasted that the girl had to take max to her place and put him to sleep in her bed. While max was sleeping in bed with this girl he had a dream,( i am not kidding!), about a toilet. Max dreamed about having a shit on a toilet! So you can already feel what is coming dont ya? Max woke up and yes, it had happened, he had crapped all over the bed! the sheets, the pillow, even on the girl! Luckily for max the girl was still sleeping. Now the amazing part comes; Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing, daring and cunning plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and swiftly freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep) when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying; "WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!" and leaves... You can imagine how the story continues.... Just imagine how she must've felt when waking up :D For 3 years this girl was called "kak wijf" (roughly translated "the poo-bitch")! and everyone, even max's closest friends believed every word of this story, until one day max got drunk and spilled the beans to his friends... long story short, eventually the girl heard what really had happened and punched my friend max a black eye at his birthday party! until today what max did is the most badass thing i've ever heard a man do!

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:57:49:
haha, def. a keeper right there! reminds me of a wild story i've heard from a friend of mine, Max.... (copy paste from when i typed it out in another NS thread) max is 3y older than me, he was in his 2nd year of college when this sory happened. So, Max is a really chill guy, always in for a party, sometimes a bit too wasted but never over the top, until this happened... Max was hitting on this girl for some time now (don't remember her real name) , i would describe their relationship as "friends with benefits". One night they both attended a party and got fairly wasted. Max got so wasted that the girl had to take max to her place and put him to sleep in her bed. While max was sleeping in bed with this girl he had a dream,( i am not kidding!), about a toilet. Max dreamed about having a shit on a toilet! So you can already feel what is coming dont ya? Max woke up and yes, it had happened, he had crapped all over the bed! the sheets, the pillow, even on the girl! Luckily for max the girl was still sleeping. Now the amazing part comes; Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing, daring and cunning plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and swiftly freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep) when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying; "WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!" and leaves... You can imagine how the story continues.... Just imagine how she must've felt when waking up :D For 3 years this girl was called "kak wijf" (roughly translated "the poo-bitch")! and everyone, even max's closest friends believed every word of this story, until one day max got drunk and spilled the beans to his friends... long story short, eventually the girl heard what really had happened and punched my friend max a black eye at his birthday party! until today what max did is the most badass thing i've ever heard a man do!

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:57:49:
the poo-bitch

Quoting S.Ki from Jan 22 2012 6:18:28:
I couldnt find a better one but i really wanted to be part of this thread and thought i might post a pic which hasnt been posted yet. [IMG]lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1316962311.png[/IMG]

Quoting Flying~Squirrel$ from Jan 21 2012 11:57:48:
guys, ive been doing a lot of thinking. ive been doing a lot of thinking and a lot of drinking. and after having thought about it a lot, well im not too sure how to say this... but i think... well... im wondering if maybe.... im... adopted

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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 22 2012 7:40:09:
This thread isn't titled "14 year old, pimply-faced, afraid of social experiences outside the internet logic" so how about you sit this one out, champ.

Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 22 2012 6:33:57:

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 22 2012 5:57:49:
haha, def. a keeper right there! reminds me of a wild story i've heard from a friend of mine, Max.... (copy paste from when i typed it out in another NS thread) max is 3y older than me, he was in his 2nd year of college when this sory happened. So, Max is a really chill guy, always in for a party, sometimes a bit too wasted but never over the top, until this happened... Max was hitting on this girl for some time now (don't remember her real name) , i would describe their relationship as "friends with benefits". One night they both attended a party and got fairly wasted. Max got so wasted that the girl had to take max to her place and put him to sleep in her bed. While max was sleeping in bed with this girl he had a dream,( i am not kidding!), about a toilet. Max dreamed about having a shit on a toilet! So you can already feel what is coming dont ya? Max woke up and yes, it had happened, he had crapped all over the bed! the sheets, the pillow, even on the girl! Luckily for max the girl was still sleeping. Now the amazing part comes; Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing, daring and cunning plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and swiftly freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep) when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying; "WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!" and leaves... You can imagine how the story continues.... Just imagine how she must've felt when waking up :D For 3 years this girl was called "kak wijf" (roughly translated "the poo-bitch")! and everyone, even max's closest friends believed every word of this story, until one day max got drunk and spilled the beans to his friends... long story short, eventually the girl heard what really had happened and punched my friend max a black eye at his birthday party! until today what max did is the most badass thing i've ever heard a man do!

Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 22 2012 7:40:09:
This thread isn't titled "14 year old, pimply-faced, afraid of social experiences outside the internet logic" so how about you sit this one out, champ.

Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 22 2012 7:52:47:

Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 22 2012 6:33:57:

Quoting Pahoehoe.$ from Jan 22 2012 8:38:18:
its appalling how much of this thread i have personally experienced... this one always pisses me off... I CANT HELP WHAT YOU DREAM ABOUT WOMAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT YOUR DREAMS.

Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 22 2012 7:52:47:

Quoting ill_rieschl$ from Jan 22 2012 9:42:49:
"Class, do you know why they call it PMS?... Because Mad Cow diesease was already taken"- My psych teacher who is about 75 years old and doesn't give a damn if he gets fired anymore