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Quoting FBGM from Jan 22 2012 12:29:09:
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Quoting geteducated from Jan 21 2012 8:21:10:
feminists in favor of doctors delaying till the third trimester before they tell the mother the sex of their child. this is to allay fears that female fetuses are being aborted, while denying the mother access to this knowledge. not to mention these are the same women who fought tooth and nail for these mothers to have the right to abortions. also this, Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women Are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University : "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Michelle and Gary. ------------------------------------------------------- THE STORY: (first paragraph by Michelle) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. ------------------------------------------------------- (second paragraph by Gary ) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,???*?? He said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things round her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. ------------------------------------------------------ ( Gary ) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its Lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!" ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels." ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) Asshole. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Bitch. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) DICK! ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Slut. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) Get fucked. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Eat shit. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) FUCK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!! ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Go drink some tea - whore. ********************************************** (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one.

Quoting bustinthejus$ from Jan 22 2012 12:32:42:

Quoting ElGato from Jan 22 2012 12:35:55:
This is lady logic.

Quoting FBGM from Jan 22 2012 12:25:08:
EXCUSE ME

Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 22 2012 12:55:58:
she mad :O

Quoting ElGato from Jan 22 2012 12:57:19:
As you can see I clearly showed her what I meant. Lady =/= typical woman.

Quoting Mike-O from Jan 21 2012 6:17:18:
Date girls who aren't insecure over little stuff like this?

Quoting SeanTom$ from Jan 22 2012 1:05:45:
or date girls that look like zooey

Quoting ElGato from Jan 22 2012 12:35:55:
This is lady logic.

Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 5:18:52:

Quoting J.M from Jan 22 2012 1:20:12:
does she do that for you, elgato?

Quoting TechnoPotamus from Jan 21 2012 9:04:49:

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 21 2012 6:02:05:
i definitely recognize this scenario :)

Quoting Gnartron$ from Jan 22 2012 12:01:21:

Quoting geteducated from Jan 21 2012 8:21:10:
feminists in favor of doctors delaying till the third trimester before they tell the mother the sex of their child. this is to allay fears that female fetuses are being aborted, while denying the mother access to this knowledge. not to mention these are the same women who fought tooth and nail for these mothers to have the right to abortions. also this, Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women Are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University : "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Michelle and Gary. ------------------------------------------------------- THE STORY: (first paragraph by Michelle) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. ------------------------------------------------------- (second paragraph by Gary ) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,???*?? He said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things round her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. ------------------------------------------------------ ( Gary ) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its Lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!" ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels." ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) Asshole. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Bitch. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) DICK! ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Slut. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) Get fucked. ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Eat shit. ------------------------------------------------------- (Michelle) FUCK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!! ------------------------------------------------------- ( Gary ) Go drink some tea - whore. ********************************************** (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one.

Quoting Rachy from Jan 22 2012 2:40:53:
Yeah... chicks are crazy. But guys in ski towns, after being deprived of females for an extended period. Just as crazy, if not more.

Quoting wolvii from Jan 22 2012 2:21:05:
This is my favorite thread on NS up until this point in time. If anyone ruins this thread by posting pr0n or something, I'm gunna delete my account

Quoting yippie from Jan 22 2012 8:47:22:

Quoting LE.Skiing from Jan 21 2012 10:39:43:
Relevant...

Quoting SeanTom$ from Jan 22 2012 1:05:45:
or date girls that look like zooey

Quoting AHSkier from Jan 22 2012 2:34:06:

Quoting WankerTanker$ from Jan 22 2012 4:02:01:
I sure like the sound of that. What locations we talking?

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 21 2012 6:02:05:
i definitely recognize this scenario :)

Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 21 2012 4:52:54: