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Mar 20 2012
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Mar 21 2012
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new phone =/= new phone number in most cases. bitch needs a sim card.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting geteducated from Mar 21 2012 1:31:48:
new phone =/= new phone number in most cases. bitch needs a sim card.

the only thing that makes her dumb is the fact that she said to text their number. which would show up if they texted her anyways

how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting SnowPatROLL from Mar 20 2012 11:55:03:

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting steezinEC$ from Mar 20 2012 7:41:03:

RIP Sarah Burke, CRJ and Shane McConkey

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Ac31stuff from Mar 20 2012 9:28:17:
yea but marylyn monroe is legitimately hotter. i mean sure i'd tap the hairy dude but thats just me

a much better comparison is marilyn monroe and audrey hepburn, but it kind of fucks over both the whole "skinny isn't attractive" and the "in the 50s attractive women weren't skinny" ideas. sorry ladies.

beats mm any day of the week, and I don't even like pixie hair cuts at all.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting TheDuke$ from Mar 21 2012 8:40:04:
a much better comparison is marilyn monroe and audrey hepburn, but it kind of fucks over both the whole "skinny isn't attractive" and the "in the 50s attractive women weren't skinny" ideas. sorry ladies.

beats mm any day of the week, and I don't even like pixie hair cuts at all.

Thank you. I've been saying this for ever. Who even cares what was attractive in the 50's? What next? Women start dressing/shaping themselves like they would have in the early 1900's?

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Mar 21 2012 8:44:20:
Thank you. I've been saying this for ever. Who even cares what was attractive in the 50's? What next? Women start dressing/shaping themselves like they would have in the early 1900's?

Soo hawt. Want to touch the hiney.

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Mar 21 2012
11:19:06AM

I usually like my women pasty white, and vintage as shit!

But its really crazy to see all the changes over hundreds of years into what society thinks what beauty is in a women. Back in the day, they powdered them selves to be whiter than a fresh pair of linens. Now a days we like them burnt to a crisp. Weird isn't it?

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Mar 21 2012
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Girl just posted on facebook...

"That sad moment when your picture only gets 2 likes and you feel ugly -__-"

I comment: "My picture gets zero likes and i dont give a shit"

She comments: "Thats cuz your a boyy"

I comment: "gee, thanks"

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting PON3$ from Mar 21 2012 11:19:06:
I usually like my women pasty white, and vintage as shit!

But its really crazy to see all the changes over hundreds of years into what society thinks what beauty is in a women. Back in the day, they powdered them selves to be whiter than a fresh pair of linens. Now a days we like them burnt to a crisp. Weird isn't it?

Thinking about the amazing increase in melanoma, especially in young people, yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting TheBist from Mar 21 2012 11:25:33:
Girl just posted on facebook... "That sad moment when your picture only gets 2 likes and you feel ugly -__-" I comment: "My picture gets zero likes and i dont give a shit" She comments: "Thats cuz your a boyy" I comment: "gee, thanks"

I dont even

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

from Mar 21 2012 11:26:25:
Thinking about the amazing increase in melanoma, especially in young people, yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting NPFilm from Mar 21 2012 4:04:04:

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Mar 21 2012
11:57:49AM

Quoting Ac31stuff from Mar 20 2012 9:28:17:
yea but marylyn monroe is legitimately hotter. i mean sure i'd tap the hairy dude but thats just me

see this isnt fair

they're comparing a somewhat heavy woman to an OVERLY skinny woman

first girl is equal to first guy

second girl is not equal to second guy

put a girl like Bar Rafaeli as the second girl and THEN you have a correct comparison.

brad pitt is like the epitome of what girls look for in guys, six pack, jacked, good looks (no homo), but the second girl is NOT what guys look for in a girl...

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Caspaaa$ from Mar 21 2012 11:57:49:
see this isnt fair they're comparing a somewhat heavy woman to an OVERLY skinny woman first girl is equal to first guy second girl is not equal to second guy put a girl like Bar Rafaeli as the second girl and THEN you have a correct comparison. brad pitt is like the epitome of what girls look for in guys, six pack, jacked, good looks (no homo), but the second girl is NOT what guys look for in a girl...

It looks as though a lot of thought was invested into this answer. I approve.

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Mar 21 2012
12:26:27PM

Fuckin hilarious

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But s

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Caspaaa$ from Mar 21 2012 11:57:49:
see this isnt fair they're comparing a somewhat heavy woman to an OVERLY skinny woman first girl is equal to first guy second girl is not equal to second guy put a girl like Bar Rafaeli as the second girl and THEN you have a correct comparison. brad pitt is like the epitome of what girls look for in guys, six pack, jacked, good looks (no homo), but the second girl is NOT what guys look for in a girl...

I'd take this...

Over this...

PSYCHE!

I agree with you 100%. I'm skinny as fuck (6'2" 185) so I like skinny girls. I don't understand why people give me shit for that, I mean, to those people, if you like pudgy girls, more power to you, just don't criticize me for what I like.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Mar 21 2012 12:56:12:
I'm skinny as fuck (6'2" 185

im 6'2 and 175... i think i need to eat more

how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting ryantheconnolly$ from Mar 21 2012 12:59:35:
im 6'2 and 175... i think i need to eat more

I do everything I can to maintain 185. If I dont take in 4000+ calories a day I start to lose weight.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Mar 21 2012 1:01:21:
I do everything I can to maintain 185. If I dont take in 4000+ calories a day I start to lose weight.

fuck you. im 6.3 and i weigh 260 .. but i also have been dealing wth thyrod issues so thats been hard as fuck not to get super dooper fat..

id rather be skinny as fuck then bulky

but i like my womenz with some meat on their bones

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Mar 21 2012
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im 6'1 and 160 jus thought id share

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Mar 21 2012
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mmmmmmmm

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Ac31stuff from Mar 20 2012 9:28:17:
the hairy dude

Seriously?

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Mar 21 2012
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What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Mar 21 2012 4:07:27:

Because we can totally read that...

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Mar 21 2012
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Examples of messages I can write on your wall:
"I've never met anyone like you

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris

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Mar 21 2012
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"thank you for last night, you were amazing!"
I will also "like" 10 of your status updates or photos. If you want to be photoshopped on a picture with you next to me and be tagged that also can be arranged. You yourself have to do the picture, and it will be 50 crowns extra. "

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/

Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Gnartron$ from Mar 21 2012 4:08:13:
Because we can totally read that...

wait, you cant? lol

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Mar 21 2012
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Don't care if repost.....

really?!?! Sooo stupid! Not even woman logic, just retarded.

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Mar 21 2012
5:57:32PM

Quoting shorty_T from Mar 21 2012 4:57:46:

Don't care if repost..... really?!?! Sooo stupid! Not even woman logic, just retarded.

Hahaha

Aren't you all glad people like this exist in the world?!

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Mar 21 2012 12:56:12:
I'm skinny as fuck (6'2" 185

That's not skinny as fuck. It's the high end of normal body weight.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Bill.Nye$ from Mar 21 2012 7:30:29:
That's not skinny as fuck. It's the high end of normal body weight.

Yea, right? I'm 6'1" 160 lb's. And even I'm not skinny as fuck, just lanky.

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting Sweetums

from Mar 21 2012 7:53:27:
Yea, right? I'm 6'1" 160 lb's. And even I'm not skinny as fuck, just lanky.

I'm 6'1" and 185 and pretty thick

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting steezinEC$ from Mar 20 2012 7:41:03:

*Spock and I

women...jeez lol

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting ill_rieschl$ from Mar 21 2012 8:58:31:
*Spock and I women...jeez lol

uhhh and hes from star trek not star wars?

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Mar 21 2012
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Found this trying to find a job on craigslist....really?? Sorry if it's small

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Mar 21 2012
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I love this thread!

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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting rankstank from Mar 21 2012 9:40:40:

Found this trying to find a job on craigslist....really?? Sorry if it's small

damnit: here's the text
Popular FB Web Personality Needed

Date: 2012-03-15, 2:02PM CDT
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Need a good looking/smart/popular (on FB) male that resides in the Madison area to "pretend" to be my bf. Must be single, interact online daily with cute/flirty sayings. Will pay for occational dinners and will need to be ok with getting pictures taken together. No sexual expectations. I am a very attractive/smart female who doesn't have a lot of time for a relationship. I have so many guys that ask me out that I would like to remain friends with. However, I feel horrible for denying these guys all of the time. This is to make it appear that I am already in a relationship so they can only be in the "friend zone". If interested, respond with a picture and your name on FB. I will be contacting you for bf auditions this weekend to arrange auditions that will be taking place next week. Thank you and take care.

Compensation: $20 per month and monthly dinner date
This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Mar 21 2012
9:54:43PM

Quoting ryantheconnolly$ from Mar 20 2012 5:55:11:
i would pick getting kicked in the balls over a torn vagina any day

yeah that shit is bad, imagine getting stitches on the inside of your asshole
it would be a shitstorm

Bro im getting them for the graphic.
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Mar 21 2012
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Mar 21 2012 12:56:12:
I'd take this...

Over this...

PSYCHE! I agree with you 100%. I'm skinny as fuck (6'2" 185) so I like skinny girls. I don't understand why people give me shit for that, I mean, to those people, if you like pudgy girls, more power to you, just don't criticize me for what I like.

I'm 5,8" and weigh 110...

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Mar 21 2012
10:32:28PM

Thats about as bad as it gets when it comes to the friendzone...

Does anyone want their dick suck by a towel?

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Mar 21 2012
10:37:14PM

Quoting sniche from Mar 21 2012 10:32:28:

Thats about as bad as it gets when it comes to the friendzone...

Clicky clicky idk why the screen shot looks different

Does anyone want their dick suck by a towel?

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Mar 21 2012
10:40:06PM

Quoting mattridesskis from Mar 21 2012 12:26:27:
Fuckin hilarious

HAHAHAH how the fuck could you marry someone like that?

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Mar 21 2012
10:43:40PM

> kids drives to party i'm at on St Pattys, already hammered, to talk to girl who doesn't want to see him
> girl freaks outs and house owner won't let him in
> kid gets his ass kicked on the front lawn and makes a fool of himself (after asking politely him to leave many times)
> "omg night is ruined because of him" except that none of us really care besides her and her friends
> girl and guy get together next day and make their relationship "official"

wut? Sorry if that doesn't make much sense, but why she would get back together with him after that blows my mind

BOOMSKWAD and it don't stop...

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Mar 21 2012
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*after asking him

BOOMSKWAD and it don't stop...

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Mar 22 2012
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Quoting taj.$ from Mar 21 2012 10:43:40:
> "omg night is ruined because of him" except that none of us really care besides her and her friends

hahah I cant stand when girls are doing this, take another shot or 4 and forget all about it

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/

Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris