Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Feb 14 2012
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lol, women... all i need is a strong left hand

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting Guard_Puma from Feb 14 2012 9:57:54:
Happy Friend Zone Day NS!!

FUCK.THAT.BITCH!

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

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Feb 15 2012
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This thread is priceless!

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Feb 15 2012
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came up on my news feed, thought it was pretty relevant

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting FlamingManny from Feb 11 2012 7:12:22:
^^^^^reminds me of this

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Feb 15 2012
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le me: see's girl's tweet "hate looking at phone all day, when all i have to look at is the time, I wish i had someone to text" (recently got out of a relationship)

Text her asking if she's ok and can talk to me.

le her: "yeah, i'm ok."

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Feb 15 2012
7:33:08PM

my girlfriend recently broke up with me, one of the reasons why is because i listen to too much wu tang.. women logic.

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting Woodsy15 from Feb 15 2012 7:33:08:
my girlfriend recently broke up with me, one of the reasons why is because i listen to too much wu tang.. women logic.

sorry to break it to you, but you have womens hands obviously

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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Feb 15 2012
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What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 15 2012 7:40:42:

haha

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting J.M from Feb 15 2012 7:01:26:
le me: see's girl's tweet "hate looking at phone all day, when all i have to look at is the time, I wish i had someone to text" (recently got out of a relationship) Text her asking if she's ok and can talk to me. le her: "yeah, i'm ok."

who, jarrett?

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting Woodsy15 from Feb 15 2012 7:33:08:
my girlfriend recently broke up with me, one of the reasons why is because i listen to too much wu tang.. women logic.

Wu-Tang is forever. Wenches are not.

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Feb 15 2012
9:17:54PM

Quoting *CUMMINGS*$ from Feb 15 2012 8:46:02:
who, jarrett?

i'll text you. congrats on the girl, btw.

take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with. -Master_DebaterYeah

I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato

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Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.

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Feb 15 2012
9:21:49PM

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Feb 15 2012
9:37:29PM

Summary of situation

Girl - sure i'll go on vacation with you since your payin to ski jackson hole for 2 days. But fuck if im going to tell you that right after i left you a couple weeks ago i started fucking your friend.

Boy- 1 week later- Is there something you need to tell me?

Girl- No

Boy - well i know something went down

Girl- Blah Blah Blah Lies. You shouldnt have looked at my phone so its YOUR FAULT.

Boy- You gave me your phone for the day you Fucking stupid whore.

Girl- gives away skis on the internet

Boy - Fucks one of her close friends 3 months later and feels much better now ;)

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting TheStamos from Feb 15 2012 9:37:29:
Summary of situation Girl - sure i'll go on vacation with you since your payin to ski jackson hole for 2 days. But fuck if im going to tell you that right after i left you a couple weeks ago i started fucking your friend. Boy- 1 week later- Is there something you need to tell me? Girl- No Boy - well i know something went down Girl- Blah Blah Blah Lies. You shouldnt have looked at my phone so its YOUR FAULT. Boy- You gave me your phone for the day you Fucking stupid whore. Girl- gives away skis on the internet Boy - Fucks one of her close friends 3 months later and feels much better now ;)

She gave away your skis?

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Feb 15 2012
11:24:58PM

Quoting TheStamos from Feb 15 2012 9:37:29:
Girl- gives away skis on the internet

There is only one way to handle a situation like this. Kill her.

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Feb 15 2012
11:30:55PM

Quoting TheStamos from Feb 15 2012 9:37:29:
Girl- gives away skis on the internet

I would go straight fucking berserk if someone did this to me.

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Feb 15 2012
11:45:19PM

Quoting TheStamos from Feb 15 2012 9:37:29:
You shouldnt have looked at my phone

whole thing is straight fucked from her end, good on ya for the friend-boning, but you don't go through someone else's phone.

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Feb 15 2012
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I told her i didnt want them since they were gifts from her, so she took that as "ill give them away on NS so he can watch". I had my redemption 3 months later, and she'll never know the details.

If i were a Lion and you where a Tuna , i would go out of my way to swim out into the ocean and kick your Tuna ass.

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Feb 15 2012
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Quoting TheDuke$ from Feb 15 2012 11:45:19:
whole thing is straight fucked from her end, good on ya for the friend-boning, but you don't go through someone else's phone.

True, but i was suspicious and protecting myself and found out the truth.

If i were a Lion and you where a Tuna , i would go out of my way to swim out into the ocean and kick your Tuna ass.

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting TheDuke$ from Feb 15 2012 11:45:19:
whole thing is straight fucked from her end, good on ya for the friend-boning, but you don't go through someone else's phone.

Don't agree. If a relationship is about trust, why should phones be off-limits? I feel like he had a right to it.

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting gavinrudy$ from Feb 16 2012 12:47:37:
Don't agree. If a relationship is about trust, why should phones be off-limits? I feel like he had a right to it.

phones are always off limits. ALWAYS.

things can be misconstrued SOOO easily out of context, and just lead to problems... whenever i got a hunny around cell phone goes on instant lock.

i definitely scope out the situation, it's not like i hit the lights and swing my cock around until i strike something warm, i'm not a fucking oil prospector... -drew

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting gavinrudy$ from Feb 16 2012 12:47:37:
Don't agree. If a relationship is about trust, why should phones be off-limits? I feel like he had a right to it.

i agree. IF you find something, youre definitely not the one who did anything wrong.

i wouldnt do it personally though.

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

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Feb 16 2012
6:49:03AM

ya i left my phone in the car of this girl. so the day after she tells me straight up 'who is cynthia?' then hands me back my phone and acts like i'm not even supposed to be pissed that she looked through all my text messages. this wasn't even my girlfriend that looked through the messages. just some dumb broad i worked with at this resort hotel who wanted to know more about me.

ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting taj.$ from Feb 15 2012 2:58:39:
came up on my news feed, thought it was pretty relevant

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting feihlination from Feb 16 2012 6:21:42:
i agree. IF you find something, youre definitely not the one who did anything wrong. i wouldnt do it personally though.

If there's a very, very good reason to think something is going on behind your back and you've even brought it up but still suspect and need some kind of validation...

I see no harm in it. Of course the one who gets caught might throw a fit about "trust" and "privacy", but then it's already out there.

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Feb 16 2012
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ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander

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Feb 16 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 15 2012 7:40:42:

zing!

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Feb 16 2012
11:18:53PM

this is exactly how girls act hahaha

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Feb 17 2012
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hahaha yo BcL I am dying laughing right now I know that girl Jenn..too epic

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Feb 17 2012
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So I can't screen shot because I'm on mobile. Also I can't copypasta but this was along the lines of a status: so I bought a box of tampons, on the side there was a Q and A section. The first question was "am I still a virgin if I use a tampon?" answer: "yes using a tampon has nothing I do with sexual intercourse" my answer was "the fuck ask that question???"

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting shadowfax.$ from Feb 17 2012 1:33:13:
So I can't screen shot because I'm on mobile. Also I can't copypasta but this was along the lines of a status: so I bought a box of tampons, on the side there was a Q and A section. The first question was "am I still a virgin if I use a tampon?" answer: "yes using a tampon has nothing I do with sexual intercourse" my answer was "the fuck ask that question???"

it's actually a really common question... some (stupid) people think virginity is something physical, when really it's just a phrase used to describe someone's state.

i definitely scope out the situation, it's not like i hit the lights and swing my cock around until i strike something warm, i'm not a fucking oil prospector... -drew

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting dylonspits from Feb 16 2012 11:18:53:
this is exactly how girls act hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspaoaecNAg&feature=relmfu

how have I not seen this one before????? Hahahha

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Feb 17 2012
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Ha sailing team... That explains it

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Feb 17 2012
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apologies if a repost

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting scottishskier from Feb 17 2012 12:59:26:

apologies if a repost

can not read:(

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Feb 17 2012
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http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/How+To+Stare+At+Tits+the+right+way_c41af7_3328083.jpg
if that doesn't work

BOOMSKWAD and it don't stop...

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Feb 17 2012
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here ya go

http://www.damnlol.me/How-To-Stare-At-Tits-the-right-way_1433.html

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Feb 17 2012
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Hahah That is amazing

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Feb 17 2012
4:43:54PM

Not woman logic, but still funny and a girl is included so yeah..

Here it is,

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 15 2012 7:40:42:

i laughed so hard

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

from Feb 9 2012 8:20:12:

.

moderately infuriated....

"shaun white... if he had a tight little vagina i'd bang him too."

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Feb 17 2012
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this is the most awkward thing I've seen in my entire life. I hope its not real.

http://imgur.com/a/r5kEb

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 17 2012 7:45:53:
this is the most awkward thing I've seen in my entire life. I hope its not real. http://imgur.com/a/r5kEb

She has some issues

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 17 2012 7:45:53:
this is the most awkward thing I've seen in my entire life. I hope its not real. http://imgur.com/a/r5kEb

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Feb 17 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Feb 17 2012 7:45:53:
this is the most awkward thing I've seen in my entire life. I hope its not real. http://imgur.com/a/r5kEb

That bitch is crazy

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Feb 17 2012
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A girl on facebook just posted this:

classic friendzone maneuver.

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Feb 17 2012
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^ Haha this made me laugh out loud..
So typical.

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