Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Feb 10 2012
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It's official. My girlfriend is fucking awesome.

Just talking to her on the phone...birthday is Sunday.

Me: What do you want for your birthday?
Her: Honestly, nothing really...
Me: (oh fuck, nooo why are you doing this to meeeee)
Her: ...except maybe to split a trip out west to ski next month, and an itunes gift card.
Me: OH MY FUCK I LOVE YOU

Women logic: busted

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Feb 10 2012 1:50:55:
It's official. My girlfriend is fucking awesome. Just talking to her on the phone...birthday is Sunday. Me: What do you want for your birthday? Her: Honestly, nothing really... Me: (oh fuck, nooo why are you doing this to meeeee) Her: ...except maybe to split a trip out west to ski next month, and an itunes gift card. Me: OH MY FUCK I LOVE YOU Women logic: busted

You're obviously dating a man! Girls like that don't exist!

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting hot.pocket from Feb 10 2012 1:53:11:
You're obviously dating a man! Girls like that don't exist! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Well...she snowboards, but still. Holy fuck I am stoked. She's thinking Tahoe (although there's no snow there right now), but she said it's negotiable haha.

NS...where should I take my gf out west to ski?!

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Feb 10 2012 2:03:38:
Well...she snowboards, but still. Holy fuck I am stoked. She's thinking Tahoe (although there's no snow there right now), but she said it's negotiable haha. NS...where should I take my gf out west to ski?!

Everyone keeps saying that Tahoe has no snow, there's plenty if you want to ride park! It's like one giant long spring skiing session without the sloppy wet snow.

bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Feb 10 2012 2:03:38:
Well...she snowboards, but still. Holy fuck I am stoked. She's thinking Tahoe (although there's no snow there right now), but she said it's negotiable haha. NS...where should I take my gf out west to ski?!

hood is pretty solid right now.

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Feb 10 2012 2:03:38:
Well...she snowboards, but still. Holy fuck I am stoked. She's thinking Tahoe (although there's no snow there right now), but she said it's negotiable haha. NS...where should I take my gf out west to ski?!

tahoe just got like 80 something inches

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting CrotchKiller$ from Feb 10 2012 3:10:09:
tahoe just got like 80 something inches

schweitzer is killing it this year

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Feb 10 2012
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Somewhat women logic.

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Feb 10 2012
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Feb 10 2012
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Feb 10 2012
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That chick's face was priceless in the end...

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Feb 10 2012 2:19:43:

this ones not true hahaha usually when i post statuses for other girls its like "i eat poop" or "i like butts"

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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting shadowfax.$ from Feb 10 2012 2:50:56:
this ones not true hahaha usually when i post statuses for other girls its like "i eat poop" or "i like butts"

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Feb 10 2012
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Feb 10 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Feb 10 2012 2:19:43:

Ha wow that peeing on got me. to true

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Feb 10 2012
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a great invention.. and the first comment is relevant to this thread, if some-one could post it

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Feb 10 2012
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oh shit just found out this thread and its amazing.

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Feb 10 2012
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bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Feb 11 2012
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this thread delivers...

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Feb 11 2012
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Feb 11 2012
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^^HAHAHA genius.

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Feb 11 2012
4:21:55PM

28 pages and still going strong!!!!!

Has to be my most favorite thread on NS.

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Feb 11 2012
6:38:39PM

lol my sister got back from her friends house (i was home) walks inside and asked me if i could go out to the car to get her hoodie because she forgot it. she was still wearing her winter jacket and emu boots

facepalm.jpg level 2 -> headtable.gif

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Feb 11 2012
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Quoting Powderhauser$ from Feb 11 2012 6:38:39:
facepalm.jpg level 2 -> headtable.gif

winning

bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Feb 11 2012
7:12:22PM

^^^^^reminds me of this

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Feb 11 2012
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after his girlfriend breaking up with him my friend got "banned" from getting with any girl on the soccer team, i asked a girl on the team why he was banned and she told me it was because his ex still liked him so she didnt want any other girl to get with him even though she did the breaking up.......woman logic

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Feb 11 2012
7:40:23PM

Gf: Why did you lock the bathroom door?
Me: For privacy?
Gf: Are you afraid I'm going to come in there?
Me: No, just a privacy thing
Gf: Yeah right, you don't trust me
Me: How did you know the door was locked?

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Feb 11 2012
8:59:37PM

Quoting Tonic from Feb 10 2012 2:19:43:

haha the shoes one is so true.

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Feb 11 2012
9:27:50PM

I want to make a book about this thread and make millions

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Feb 11 2012
11:28:30PM

Who else wants this bitch.

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Feb 12 2012
12:33:57AM

Last weekend a friend who I haven't seen in a while came by for a few days. As we're talking I ask her about the book I gave her to read (Game Of Thrones) and she says she hasn't been reading it because she was angry that I hadn't been messaging her enough these passed two weeks. I was like wtf that shouldn't have any impact on whether you read the book or not, you obviously just don't like it, give it back then. Then she friggen gets upset saying she actually really likes it but was just that angry at me. At this point I was like lol hwat, we're not even dating chill and she gets into how she's dead set on keeping the book and reading it, but only if i keep messaging her anddddd I was lost...didn't ever get that fucking book back. Straight woman logic.

HOLD YOUR OWN

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Feb 12 2012
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Quoting coolhwipskier from Feb 12 2012 12:33:57:
Last weekend a friend who I haven't seen in a while came by for a few days. As we're talking I ask her about the book I gave her to read (Game Of Thrones) and she says she hasn't been reading it because she was angry that I hadn't been messaging her enough these passed two weeks. I was like wtf that shouldn't have any impact on whether you read the book or not, you obviously just don't like it, give it back then. Then she friggen gets upset saying she actually really likes it but was just that angry at me. At this point I was like lol hwat, we're not even dating chill and she gets into how she's dead set on keeping the book and reading it, but only if i keep messaging her anddddd I was lost...didn't ever get that fucking book back. Straight woman logic.

sounds like she was attempting to employ a strategy that she read in some dumb broad magazine.

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Feb 12 2012
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Girl's status on Facebook: "What the hell?! Fire emergency in the hotel? Outside we go:("

Classic "oh shit, something bad has happened! I should let Facebook know instead of dealing with the problem at hand first!" moment.

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Feb 12 2012
1:07:06PM

Women Logic: This just happened to me

Girlfriend of 2 years

"I think we need to take a break"

me-"so were breaking up?"

her "I dont know what i want! just please dont love me any less!"

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Feb 12 2012
1:16:41PM

This is a text I got from a girl

"I'm being crazy on purpose, to see if being crazy is better than being not crazy. I'm going to go with crazy."

WOMEN LOGIC

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Feb 12 2012
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After me and my ex fucked last night, she said she could no longer be friends with benefits. this is what she said

Her: " I don't think I can do this any more"

me: "Why?"

Her: "Because I like you too much"

Me: "Okay, well I,m okay with that, its your decision."

Her later on: "I cant stop kissing you, you are so cute and Im just addicted to you"

Me: "I thought you didn't want to be friends with benefits any more?"

Her: "I just said that to see what you would do/say, I cant keep my hands off of you"

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Feb 12 2012
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Quoting PON3$ from Feb 12 2012 2:33:00:
After me and my ex fucked last night, she said she could no longer be friends with benefits. this is what she said Her: " I don't think I can do this any more" me: "Why?" Her: "Because I like you too much" Me: "Okay, well I,m okay with that, its your decision." Her later on: "I cant stop kissing you, you are so cute and Im just addicted to you" Me: "I thought you didn't want to be friends with benefits any more?" Her: "I just said that to see what you would do/say, I cant keep my hands off of you"

dude... i say bail on that.

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Feb 12 2012
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Feb 12 2012
4:33:59PM

Quoting Hamster. from Feb 11 2012 11:28:30:
Who else wants this bitch.

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Feb 12 2012
4:50:58PM

Quoting Kcin$ from Feb 10 2012 3:36:54:
schweitzer is killing it this year

^^^^^ yes it is

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Feb 12 2012
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Quoting Powderhauser$ from Feb 11 2012 6:38:39:
lol my sister got back from her friends house (i was home) walks inside and asked me if i could go out to the car to get her hoodie because she forgot it. she was still wearing her winter jacket and emu boots facepalm.jpg level 2 -> headtable.gif

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Feb 12 2012
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Quoting TheStudioCC$ from Feb 12 2012 3:39:06:

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What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Feb 13 2012
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Feb 14 2012
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Feb 14 2012
12:40:33PM

This thread should probably gain another couple pages after Valentines....

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Feb 14 2012
4:21:48PM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 21 2012 11:18:04:

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He bags end of story

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Feb 14 2012
9:57:54PM

Happy Friend Zone Day NS!!

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Feb 14 2012
10:20:55PM

Might be a repost, but I dont think it is.

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Feb 14 2012
10:41:19PM

Quoting Wompuscat from Feb 14 2012 12:40:33:
This thread should probably gain another couple pages after Valentines....

No doubt.

The girl I'm dating had to work the start of an event tonight so a few weeks back she asked if would accompany her as she gets the 2nd half off.

Get the email from her and it mentions tickets - so I ask her via email 'Do I need to buy tickets?' She freaks out because I didn't assume I was her +1 date (or remember being told that) and then proceeds to give me attitude next time we hang while letting me know I'm uninvited. Rest of the night she tries to make me feel bad and is stand offish...didn't budget or buy into that.

Jokes on you bitch - I never wanted to go anyways and now I'm going to do that much less for you on Valentine's Day. I hope you're on your period so I can get you to give me a blowjob.

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