Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Feb 5 2012
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Quoting twazzlers$ from Feb 5 2012 5:05:01:
my own little story that reminded me of this thread last night i went on a date with a girl and when we got back to her house i kissed her. i was just going for a nice quick first kiss but she kinda went at it. then we went inside and watched tv for a little and hung out. we kissed once or twice more and it was same deal. when i left she seemed upset about something so i texted her like an hour later and she said she wasn't really okay with making out since we weren't dating or w/e and i was like

if you had a problem with it, WHY WERE YOU THE ONE WHO WENT FURTHER??? durp

I think you should've fucked her at this point, and now she's upset that you didn't go further with it, thinking you weren't interested enough or thought she wasn't hot enoguh etc. and she's now playing coy and prude.

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Feb 5 2012
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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit-somewhat relevant

they think they're being all cute and shit when they're jerking you meanwhile im thinking "DAMN THAT KINDA HURTS, YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG. IM NEVER GONNA GET OFF IF THIS CONTINUES..."-Anathema

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Feb 5 2012
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The fact that the woman never actually bought the pants should be added for accuracy's sake

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Feb 5 2012
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Quoting paige. from Feb 5 2012 7:39:48:

The fact that the woman never actually bought the pants should be added for accuracy's sake

repost.....

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Feb 5 2012
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Quoting paige. from Feb 5 2012 7:39:48:

The fact that the woman never actually bought the pants should be added for accuracy's sake

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Feb 5 2012
8:38:32PM

Quoting LivingColour from Feb 5 2012 8:22:05:

Lol

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Feb 5 2012
8:55:21PM

Quoting LivingColour from Feb 5 2012 8:22:05:

haha so fucking true

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Feb 5 2012
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Pure gold. Threads

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Feb 5 2012
11:32:20PM

Quoting LivingColour from Feb 5 2012 8:22:05:

This made me laugh, quite a bit.

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Feb 6 2012
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Quoting lucasg123$ from Feb 5 2012 7:31:19:
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit-somewhat relevant

that was great!

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Feb 6 2012
3:25:55PM

hope it isn't a repost

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Feb 6 2012
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Quoting rankstank from Feb 6 2012 3:25:55:
hope it isn't a repost

alas, a repost it is.

get witit

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Feb 6 2012
4:24:51PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jan 29 2012 11:53:38:
I was going to delete her as a friend a few months ago, but I decided the entertainment value was decent so I kept her around.

dude i couldnt handle her stupidity anymore i had to delete her, one of my friends actually somehow managed to date this slut for three months

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this is why NS can't have nice things.

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Feb 6 2012
8:53:33PM

Quoting lucasg123$ from Feb 5 2012 7:31:19:
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit-somewhat relevant

reminds me of this,

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander

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Feb 6 2012
8:59:43PM

Me like this

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Feb 6 2012
9:16:31PM

Quoting bdarb207 from Feb 6 2012 4:17:04:
alas, a repost it is.

Damnit, I've read the whole thread as they are posted, but there are so many I can't remember lol

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Feb 6 2012
9:36:07PM

after 26 pages there are still funny stuff going into this.

this thread is just great

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Feb 6 2012
10:13:49PM

at a superbowl party. during the national anthem this girl says that they should have adele sing it next year.

this thread is worse than reading youtube comments--blindside

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Feb 6 2012
10:26:37PM

The Best thread ever!

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Feb 6 2012
11:26:24PM

this really is the greatest thread i have ever seen on any forum period. i laugh at almost everything posted in here.

thanks ns.

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Feb 7 2012
12:03:54AM

what a great thread!!

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Feb 7 2012
12:07:28AM

"Use The Force, Harry"
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Feb 7 2012
12:46:36AM

^ please tell me that's not true

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Feb 7 2012
1:10:35AM

Can't enlarge the images on my phone :( I too want to laugh at Facebook people...

get the foucault

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Feb 7 2012
1:28:25AM

Quoting Bandolero from Feb 7 2012 12:46:36:
^ please tell me that's not true

It is unfortunately. The poor dude should just quit while hes ahead.

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Feb 7 2012
4:55:01AM

Quoting Aaaron. from Feb 6 2012 10:13:49:
at a superbowl party. during the national anthem this girl says that they should have adele sing it next year.

uh... did you forget about the Stones?

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Feb 7 2012
9:48:21AM

Quoting Smuffy from Feb 7 2012 4:55:01:
uh... did you forget about the Stones?

i am actually impressed. there was only one sentence and you still didn't understand what was written? go back and re-read please...

this thread is worse than reading youtube comments--blindside

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Feb 7 2012
12:19:50PM

Quoting Aaaron. from Feb 7 2012 9:48:21:
i am actually impressed. there was only one sentence and you still didn't understand what was written? go back and re-read please...

either im retarded or you are... are you trying to say adele shouldnt play at the super bowl cause theyre british? cause the stones are from england too...

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Feb 7 2012
12:27:55PM

Quoting Smuffy from Feb 7 2012 12:19:50:
either im retarded or you are... are you trying to say adele shouldnt play at the super bowl cause theyre british? cause the stones are from england too...

There's a difference between the AMERICAN National Anthem and the half time show.

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Feb 7 2012
12:29:41PM

Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Feb 7 2012 12:27:55:
There's a difference between the AMERICAN National Anthem and the half time show.

lololol me=dumb

but hey is it that bad? she could sing it better than the two that sang it this year hahaha

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Feb 7 2012
12:40:34PM

Quoting rankstank from Feb 6 2012 3:25:55:

hope it isn't a repost

If I had a dime for every.......

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Feb 7 2012
12:40:54PM

BUT ThIS IS AMERICA FFS

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Feb 7 2012
12:47:21PM

Quoting Smuffy from Feb 7 2012 4:55:01:
uh... did you forget about the Stones?

national anthem =/= halftime show

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Feb 7 2012
2:48:09PM

Quoting snocompton from Feb 7 2012 12:40:54:
BUT ThIS IS AMERICA FFS

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Feb 7 2012
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Also, today in my Issues in Human Rights class, we were talking about where different human rights were abused, and I kept saying "North Korea". The teacher then joked "oh man, there's always that one kid who says North Korea for everything... you're gonna be that guy, aren't you." I happen to be Asian and the girl in front of me turns around and asks "wait, are you from North Korea?" I mean, if it was some random girl, that's ALMOST acceptable, even though North Korea has some of the stricted emmigration laws in the world, but this girl has known me for years, and it has definitely come up at least once before that I'm Chinese... she then proceeded to ask me where North Korea was.

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Feb 7 2012
3:22:46PM

Quoting Goku$ from Feb 7 2012 12:07:28:

hahahahah so true

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Feb 7 2012
3:42:40PM

Quoting bustinthejus$ from Feb 7 2012 3:14:54:

trueness

Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
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Feb 7 2012
3:48:33PM

Quoting bustinthejus$ from Feb 7 2012 3:14:54:

Also, today in my Issues in Human Rights class, we were talking about where different human rights were abused, and I kept saying "North Korea". The teacher then joked "oh man, there's always that one kid who says North Korea for everything... you're gonna be that guy, aren't you." I happen to be Asian and the girl in front of me turns around and asks "wait, are you from North Korea?" I mean, if it was some random girl, that's ALMOST acceptable, even though North Korea has some of the stricted emmigration laws in the world, but this girl has known me for years, and it has definitely come up at least once before that I'm Chinese... she then proceeded to ask me where North Korea was.

haha that first one is money

something about a dark horse.
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Feb 7 2012
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Quoting bustinthejus$ from Feb 7 2012 3:14:54:
Also, today in my Issues in Human Rights class, we were talking about where different human rights were abused, and I kept saying "North Korea". The teacher then joked "oh man, there's always that one kid who says North Korea for everything... you're gonna be that guy, aren't you." I happen to be Asian and the girl in front of me turns around and asks "wait, are you from North Korea?" I mean, if it was some random girl, that's ALMOST acceptable, even though North Korea has some of the stricted emmigration laws in the world, but this girl has known me for years, and it has definitely come up at least once before that I'm Chinese... she then proceeded to ask me where North Korea was.

just made me think of this

thats not really woman logic though, just plain ignorance in my opinion.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Feb 7 2012
7:25:01PM

this thread is still going places!

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Feb 7 2012
7:53:04PM

Quoting jon@wh2o from Feb 7 2012 7:25:01:
this thread is still going places!

so fucking true

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Feb 7 2012
7:53:20PM

i said buuuuuuuuuuuump

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Feb 7 2012
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Quoting AHSkier from Feb 7 2012 7:53:20:
i said buuuuuuuuuuuump

hahahaha biitttttttttttttchhh

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Feb 7 2012
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Quoting Goku$ from Feb 7 2012 12:07:28:

if i did that same thing to this girl i know she would think the same thing.

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Feb 8 2012
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' I'm rich, bitch! ' -Tom Wallisch
' Who the fuck's Justin Bieber ' -Ozzy Osbourne
' Don't Worry, Invisible Condoms Work ' Rawr ^^

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Feb 8 2012
2:11:03AM

Its really sad how much of this shit I've actually had to put up with...

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Feb 8 2012
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Feb 8 2012
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spells_in_Harry_Potter

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Feb 8 2012
7:09:00AM

^ that. so much.

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Feb 8 2012
7:24:09AM

Legondary thread

Yo.

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