Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Jan 30 2012 1:11:43:

"girls dress up their dogs"

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting usace$ from Jan 28 2012 1:07:11:

So I have looked at quite a few apartments and houses over the years in college, and I have to say hands down the most messiest and disgusting rooms were held by the chicks, not dudes. So that assumption that all women are very clean is pretty misleading. And I mean I have looked at like idk a good amount of places, so I have a pretty decent sample size as well..

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 30 2012 1:13:11:

NO!

I lost

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 29 2012 11:51:21:
what he said

I think the right response was " DANGER ZONE"

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Jan 30 2012
2:07:49AM

Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 29 2012 11:51:21:
what he said

Also, phrasing

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Jan 30 2012
2:09:54AM

Quoting C-Burg from Jan 30 2012 2:06:58:
I think the right response was " DANGER ZONE"

you sir have won my heart.

10/10 for a classic reference

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Jan 30 2012
2:14:04AM

Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 30 2012 2:09:54:
you sir have won my heart. 10/10 for a classic reference

lana.....

Lana....

LANA....

LAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Jan 30 2012
2:22:53AM

Quoting hot.pocket from Jan 30 2012 2:14:04:
lana..... Lana.... LANA.... LAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not even gonna lie... for the longest time i thought lana was white, turns out my tv setting were off cuz one day i watched an episode downstairs and go "WTF... SHES BLACK NOW?!?"

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Jan 30 2012
2:24:44AM

Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 30 2012 2:22:53:
not even gonna lie... for the longest time i thought lana was white, turns out my tv setting were off cuz one day i watched an episode downstairs and go "WTF... SHES BLACK NOW?!?"

Seriously, we all thought she was just really tan, then we saw the actress that plays her and it all made sense...

bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

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Jan 30 2012
2:26:24AM

Quoting SterlingArcher from Jan 30 2012 2:22:53:
not even gonna lie... for the longest time i thought lana was white, turns out my tv setting were off cuz one day i watched an episode downstairs and go "WTF... SHES BLACK NOW?!?"

Archer did call her quadroon

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Jan 30 2012
2:44:57AM

Quoting Tonic from Jan 30 2012 1:11:43:

10/10 for your icon and for Mr. Bean

ski and destroy

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting BcL$ from Jan 29 2012 11:45:30:

lol

"Ha ha just sayin".

Amazing, keep 'em coming.

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Jan 30 2012
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Jan 30 2012
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Jan 30 2012
6:54:44AM

great thread

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Jan 30 2012
7:53:35AM

looks pretty impersonal. not the way i want my toilet
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Jan 30 2012
12:22:20PM

threads....this is awesome

"Fuck yeah, you don't see Shawn White getting blackout drunk down here do you?"
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that's basically the same thing as you just saying "i have a small floppy penis"
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Jan 30 2012
1:01:00PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jan 29 2012 11:45:30:

lol

Name.....she needs to see this, for her own good

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Jan 30 2012
1:13:23PM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 28 2012 1:19:27:
I know a few chicks whose floors are literally covered with their belongings, which is still okay but weird, but then when you start seeing the used pads or tampons plus all other short of shit or litter in there it goes over my head. To them, there's order in chaos.

EWWWW what?!?! That's so gross... I don't know who you hang out with, but I certainly don't know any girls like that. I guess I have clean friends?

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Jan 30 2012
1:19:36PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jan 29 2012 11:45:30:

lol

this is awful. i mean, this post is gold but she's the girl everybody hates and she has incredibly hypocritical posts and she looks annoying and she writes like this.

pisses me off.

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Jan 30 2012
2:03:40PM

Why snowboard if you can ski?

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Jan 30 2012
2:10:54PM

Quoting yippie from Jan 30 2012 2:03:40:

"I... I dont want to have opinions anymore." LOL

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Jan 30 2012
2:12:00PM

Quoting theBearJew$ from Jan 30 2012 2:10:54:
"I... I dont want to have opinions anymore." LOL

i loled

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Jan 30 2012
2:15:55PM

Quoting yippie from Jan 30 2012 2:03:40:

Most excellent paradox.

One that makes men cry themselves to sleep... on the sofa.

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Jan 30 2012
2:27:28PM

"Can Americans wear Canada shirts?" -Snowbombz, in response to "Can Skiers Wear Burton?"

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Jan 30 2012
3:39:05PM

Have a said how much i love this thread

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Jan 30 2012
4:43:53PM

Quoting J.Quest from Jan 30 2012 3:39:05:
Have a said how much i love this thread

i think so but i'll go re-read the whole thread to find out

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

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Jan 30 2012
5:50:33PM

haha this thread is GRRREAT. ill see about taking some screen shots of some girls I have on facebook who post this kinda shit all the time.

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Jan 30 2012
5:57:21PM

http://www.shitgirlssay.com/

make sure to read the convo on the side..

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Jan 30 2012
6:12:18PM

A Wednesday without rain is a dry-hump day.

I will always ride for Tanner and Trevor.

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Jan 30 2012
6:18:04PM

Quoting FBGM

from Jan 29 2012 4:49:18:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003336911932&sk=wall I can't decide if she's a real person or not...

I'm friends with a girl (who is real) who used to have basically those exact statuses all the time....like every status ended with "i love you ____ 1/13/11

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Jan 30 2012
6:21:13PM

found this on facebook its the good kind of woman logic:

This is a true story that happened on a plane recently...

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM!

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting Powderhauser$ from Jan 30 2012 6:21:13:
found this on facebook its the good kind of woman logic: This is a true story that happened on a plane recently... A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any." The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class." And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person." And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM! Ksma

more or less just racism... not woman logic lol

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Jan 30 2012
6:40:05PM

Quoting theBearJew$ from Jan 30 2012 6:34:43:
more or less just racism... not woman logic lol

Yup, no women logic involved at all, just a worn-down, shitty-ass race-defensive "joke", many of which fly around the Internet as new these days although they've been around for decades.

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Jan 30 2012
7:41:39PM

Found this today hope you guys enjoy:

Spray it on your balls, balls inflate with water. Genius.-gus555

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Jan 30 2012
7:42:46PM

Well, these are like opposite girl logic.

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Jan 30 2012
7:47:40PM

Quoting Dobies.$ from Jan 30 2012 7:42:46:
Well, these are like opposite girl logic.

IT'S LIKE FEMALE GOOD GUY GREG! that's a pretty solid meme right there.

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting Dobies.$ from Jan 30 2012 7:42:46:
Well, these are like opposite girl logic.

NOT POSSIBLE

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Jan 30 2012
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Quoting Dobies.$ from Jan 30 2012 7:42:46:
Well, these are like opposite girl logic.

damnn, thats wife material fo sho

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Jan 30 2012
8:10:21PM

Quoting e_strapp from Jan 30 2012 8:06:38:
damnn, thats wife material fo sho

Especially if she looks like that. Got me all hot and bothered.

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Jan 30 2012
8:11:55PM

stop quoting that shit you fucking retards

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Jan 30 2012
8:20:57PM

great meme. unfortnately you'll never find a female like that :(

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Jan 30 2012
8:21:54PM

Quoting Basement. from Jan 30 2012 8:11:55:
stop quoting that shit you fucking retards

lol

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Jan 30 2012
8:23:18PM

Quoting Basement. from Jan 30 2012 8:11:55:
stop quoting that shit you fucking retards

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Jan 30 2012
8:46:56PM

man logic thread= 3 pages.

woman logic thread= 21 pages.

Interpret as needed.

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Jan 30 2012
8:51:11PM

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Jan 30 2012
8:51:14PM

Quoting TheCatsMeowMeow from Jan 30 2012 8:46:56:
man logic thread= 3 pages.woman logic thread= 21 pages. Interpret as needed.

lmao

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Jan 30 2012
8:53:22PM

Quoting Rumi.$ from Jan 30 2012 8:51:11:

lost it

http://www.bloomouterwear.com/

"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."
-yuck

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Jan 30 2012
9:34:35PM

Quoting Basement. from Jan 30 2012 8:11:55:
stop quoting that shit you fucking retards

reading through those three times brightened my day. its like a cup of coffee.

something about a dark horse.
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Jan 30 2012
9:38:26PM

Quoting Dobies.$ from Jan 30 2012 7:42:46:
Well, these are like opposite girl logic.

new favorite meme.

take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with. -Master_DebaterYeah

I'd ban you so fast it'd make your head spin. -ElGato

No means yes, and yes means anal. get it right you dumb bitch troll. -*CUMMINGS*

Id give her my solid 7 -PJS.

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