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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting Gnartron$ from Jan 25 2012 2:31:02:
There is so much wrong with that magazine. Wasn't there at one point some online thing going on to troll the editors of it? Guys would write in with the most outlandish claims in an effort to have them published

My ex always told me to read it...

...and then i'd read some of the articles telling girls what to do with their men.

The sex ones were too elaborate half the time... telling the girl to do this and that and this and that. I'm just thinking... "really? guys are pretty damn easy. suck our dick, and let us put ourselves in your pussy, and we're going to be happy. all this other shit is just for you to tease us. it's going to make us last LESS long if done right, if not kill our boner altogether if it's done wrong, and that means less good for you. double edged sword of no win situation."

And then the ones with the titles such as "Understand your man better"

...oh my god. I got halfway through one article like that in there and wanted to torch the thing.

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Jan 25 2012
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^read the comment.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 4:27:46:

^read the comment.

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Jan 25 2012
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Have a nice day, Bluename.
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Jan 25 2012
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Jan 25 2012
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3rd one not too related, but I laughed so hard at it I had to post it anyways :D

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Jan 25 2012
8:14:57AM

Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 2:29:32:
I feel like Cosmo is the genesis of women logic...

haha I once read that wearing tights when its cold outside will make your tighs fat. And something like "if you can put a pencil under your boob and it stays there you have normal size boobs". Great to read stuff like that when you're 11 and are as flat as Nicole Richie.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Jan 25 2012
8:20:00AM

Quoting Jane6 from Jan 25 2012 8:14:57:
haha I once read that wearing tights when its cold outside will make your tighs fat. And something like "if you can put a pencil under your boob and it stays there you have normal size boobs". Great to read stuff like that when you're 11 and are as flat as Nicole Richie.

Does the pencil trick correlate to dicks as well, actually brb I"ll let you k now

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting God from Jan 25 2012 8:20:00:
Does the pencil trick correlate to dicks as well, actually brb I"ll let you k now

haha, i can't believe i just tried this :P

yes, it works .....

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Jan 25 2012
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^AHAHAHAJHDAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHADGA

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting Jane6 from Jan 25 2012 8:29:37:
^AHAHAHAJHDAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHADGA

inb4 guys start mailing you pens...

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Jan 25 2012
8:32:31AM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 25 2012 8:30:35:
inb4 guys start mailing you pens...

If that happens I'm quitting NS.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris

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Jan 25 2012
8:34:14AM

Quoting Jane6 from Jan 25 2012 8:32:31:
If that happens I'm quitting NS.

i'll gladly send you a picture of my pens ....

jk, plz don't quit :(

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Jan 25 2012
8:39:56AM

Quoting Jane6 from Jan 25 2012 8:14:57:
haha I once read that wearing tights when its cold outside will make your tighs fat. And something like "if you can put a pencil under your boob and it stays there you have normal size boobs". Great to read stuff like that when you're 11 and are as flat as Nicole Richie.

If you can hang your boob over a pencil then you have a normal boob size hahahah it's from a book called "dear god are you there? it's me margret" by judy bloom and for the whole book she whines about how she hasn't had her period yet an she's only 11

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Jan 25 2012
8:45:05AM

Quoting shadowfax.$ from Jan 25 2012 8:39:56:
it's from a book called "dear god are you there? it's me margret" by judy bloom

oh my God, just the title of that book makes me cringe. And haha who the fuck would whine about not having their period yet? I was so sad the day I got mine, like "oh well, my childhood was fun while it lasted"

picture related

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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Jan 25 2012
8:59:22AM

and a girl just admitted to being a bad driver over facebook. Needs to happen more often i'd say

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Jan 25 2012
9:01:23AM

Fuck woman logic, i hate it

They don't make em like me no more matter fact they never made em like me before

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Jan 25 2012
10:10:55AM

Quoting I_Am_Mod$ from Jan 25 2012 8:25:28:
haha, i can't believe i just tried this :P yes, it works .....

the pen after I tried it

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Jan 25 2012
10:27:00AM

semi relevant

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Jan 25 2012
10:51:14AM

Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 3:18:15:
My ex always told me to read it... ...and then i'd read some of the articles telling girls what to do with their men. The sex ones were too elaborate half the time... telling the girl to do this and that and this and that. I'm just thinking... "really? guys are pretty damn easy. suck our dick, and let us put ourselves in your pussy, and we're going to be happy. all this other shit is just for you to tease us. it's going to make us last LESS long if done right, if not kill our boner altogether if it's done wrong, and that means less good for you. double edged sword of no win situation." And then the ones with the titles such as "Understand your man better" ...oh my god. I got halfway through one article like that in there and wanted to torch the thing.

Dave Chappelle's 4 Ways to Please Your Man
1: Suck his dick
2: Play with his balls
3: Make him a sandwich
4: Don't talk to much

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Jan 25 2012
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Jan 25 2012
11:15:28AM

Quoting InFlames from Jan 24 2012 10:53:54:
Don't treat them like a friend. They won't want to be your friend. Make it clear bruh.

solid advice thanks bruh

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Jan 25 2012
11:19:02AM

just went through all of this. Threads.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:11:37:

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Jan 25 2012
12:13:33PM

Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 4:27:46:

^read the comment.

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Jan 25 2012
12:30:42PM

Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:29:52:

This pissed me off more than anything in the entire thread.

My uncle just got divorced and the fucking bitch took half his money. She did nothing and got half? AND SHE CHEATED. How the fuck do you feel you are entitled to money if you have a 2 year relationship on top of a 25 year marriage. Women like that are pathetic. It is so fucked.

He also built up a collection of baseball cards and baseball memorabilia that she tried to say he needed to sell and she somehow deserved half of that. He has an entire fucking room full of memorabilia. Bitch.

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Jan 25 2012
12:37:01PM

New favorite thread!

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Jan 25 2012
12:49:15PM

i read the entire thread

im gong to fail my sceince exam tomorrow

it was worth it

threads and +k for ones that made me laugh

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Jan 25 2012
12:55:05PM

me and my girlfriend went through all 12 pages last night. some funny shit in here!

Rest in peace Will Schooler. A huge loss to the Edmonton ski community and everyone else around him.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 24 2012 9:26:27:

I just died of laughter, might be the best picture in here.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 4:27:46:

^read the comment.

I stand corrected, it's this one.

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Jan 25 2012
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Showing this to the GF today.

Wish me luck!

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 3:18:15:
My ex always told me to read it... ...and then i'd read some of the articles telling girls what to do with their men. The sex ones were too elaborate half the time... telling the girl to do this and that and this and that. I'm just thinking... "really? guys are pretty damn easy. suck our dick, and let us put ourselves in your pussy, and we're going to be happy. all this other shit is just for you to tease us. it's going to make us last LESS long if done right, if not kill our boner altogether if it's done wrong, and that means less good for you. double edged sword of no win situation." And then the ones with the titles such as "Understand your man better" ...oh my god. I got halfway through one article like that in there and wanted to torch the thing.

Jim norton does a great bit about cosmo articles and who they are written by.

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Jan 25 2012
1:33:55PM

Quoting PON3$ from Jan 25 2012 1:10:57:
Showing this to the GF today. Wish me luck!

Showed it to my lady and her friends, when I told them about it they were hating on it. When they read it, they agreed to 95% of what is posted.

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Jan 25 2012
2:10:41PM

haha threads.

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Jan 25 2012
2:13:24PM

Quoting SketchyMike from Jan 25 2012 10:27:00:
semi relevant

hahahaahahahahaahaha

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Jan 25 2012
3:19:10PM

this is somewhat relevant to this thread

http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html

www.marshallmillermedia.com

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting skituner from Jan 25 2012 3:19:10:
this is somewhat relevant to this thread http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html

I love Cracked, and damn those were funny.

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Jan 25 2012
3:37:14PM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 25 2012 3:35:47:
I love Cracked, and damn those were funny.

Hot chili powder on the nuts.. no thank you

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Jan 25 2012
4:21:20PM

Quoting skituner from Jan 25 2012 3:19:10:
this is somewhat relevant to this thread http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html

their advice is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up. crushing his nuts because you think hes cheating, after being brainwashed by cosmo into deciding hes cheating? seriously.

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Jan 25 2012
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threads dawg for when bored in class, shits funny.

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Jan 25 2012
4:34:41PM

sometimes people are assholes regardless of gender....come on now thats fucking life, lol get over it.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting SketchyMike from Jan 25 2012 10:27:00:
semi relevant

true hahah

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Jan 25 2012
4:37:08PM

Quoting naturday from Jan 25 2012 4:34:41:
sometimes people are assholes regardless of gender....come on now thats fucking life, lol get over it.

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You asked for it.

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Jan 25 2012
4:39:02PM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 25 2012 4:37:08:

.

. You asked for it.

zing.

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Jan 25 2012
4:41:36PM

lol touche my friend touche, but come on now. Unless ur under the age of 15 which i understand most people here are, you should come to accept the fact that people are people; some are good others are assholes. Making wide sweeping generalizations is petty and childish.

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Jan 25 2012
4:42:51PM

Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 4:27:46:

^read the comment.

How the hell does that video have 15.5 million views? People on Youtube can't be THAT desperate for tits, can they?

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Jan 25 2012
4:43:21PM

You're more than welcome to make wide sweeping generalizations in the Men's Logic thread, we're just having fun.

A Wednesday without rain is a dry-hump day.

I will always ride for Tanner and Trevor.

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Jan 25 2012
4:45:19PM

Quoting naturday from Jan 25 2012 4:41:36:
lol touche my friend touche, but come on now. Unless ur under the age of 15 which i understand most people here are, you should come to accept the fact that people are people; some are good others are assholes. Making wide sweeping generalizations is petty and childish.

umadsis? btw the average is 17 y old on ns

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