Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Jan 24 2012
10:53:54PM

Quoting Tortid from Jan 24 2012 7:37:00:
Friendzoned :(

Don't treat them like a friend. They won't want to be your friend. Make it clear bruh.

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Jan 24 2012
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Jan 24 2012
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Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 24 2012 9:26:27:

this is fucking gold! makes perfect sense

"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

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Jan 24 2012
10:55:09PM

Quoting Brodawg$$ from Jan 24 2012 10:49:43:
are you "guy i dont like"?

Not in this exact case, but with the girl I like, yes.

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

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Jan 24 2012
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MUST. FIND. MOAR. CONTENT.

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Jan 24 2012
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Jan 24 2012
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This thread is added to the league of the Chad's gap, pooping the bed & Robe and wizard hat

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Jan 24 2012
11:16:42PM

Probably the best thread I have ever seen on NS

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Jan 24 2012
11:53:47PM

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Jan 24 2012
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http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/451780/

:)

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting .Mouse from Jan 24 2012 11:53:47:
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thought that was dirt on my screen, and there was a picture loading up :(

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Jan 25 2012
12:17:21AM

Not my texts, but yeah........Women logic.

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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money

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Jan 25 2012
12:20:48AM

woman logic is an oxymoron.

much like with quantum mechanics, we must make use of statistics and probability in order to try and understand women.

For example for an average guy like myself, the chances of being an asshole and hooking up with a lady, are low but statistically significant. On the other hand, the chances of me being nice to a lady and hooking up with her are so small that they can be considered zero.

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Jan 25 2012
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this is one of the few threads I have actually read every single post on all the pages. so legendary. its amazing how many of these I have personally experienced. oh man. i lost it in class so many times today.

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Jan 25 2012
12:31:46AM

Quoting easy.steezy from Jan 24 2012 10:46:50:

My friend on facebook just posted this... I'm currently stuck in the friendzone with my "bestfriend," and it blows. I like her so much and treat her like an angel and she gets those same texts ^^ her past couple boyfriends have been absolute douchebags..

dude i totally know the feeling.

Every single one. I'm to damn nice to them.

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Jan 25 2012
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Jan 25 2012
12:49:53AM

Quoting Skinsummer from Jan 25 2012 12:44:40:

this is the most true thing ever

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Jan 25 2012
12:55:43AM

I just linked this thread to a girl who claimed "all guys are douche bags"

"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon

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Jan 25 2012
12:58:09AM

Quoting Clark_Griswold$ from Jan 25 2012 12:55:43:
I just linked this thread to a girl who claimed "all guys are douche bags"

props bro

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Jan 25 2012
1:00:02AM

Quoting Skinsummer from Jan 25 2012 12:44:40:

oh my god this! fucking brilliant

"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

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Jan 25 2012
1:00:27AM

Quoting lucasg123$ from Jan 25 2012 12:58:09:
props bro

Good thing she already hates me because after reading this I'm sure she would've anyway haha

"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon

"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555

"Halloween:

dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown

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Jan 25 2012
1:02:38AM

Yeahhh, honestly some chick pipe in and tell us. What in God's green earth makes somebody who could give a shit less about you attractive. And dont give me that, "thrill of the chase" bullshit because theres no thrill in it when you know all you're going to wind up with is a fuckton of shit you dont want. Its like a god damn rabbit chasing a Tyrannosaurus, it's not going to end well and you damn well know it wont ahead of time.

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Jan 25 2012
1:05:06AM

Quoting Wompuscat from Jan 25 2012 1:02:38:
Yeahhh, honestly some chick pipe in and tell us. What in God's green earth makes somebody who could give a shit less about you attractive. And dont give me that, "thrill of the chase" bullshit because theres no thrill in it when you know all you're going to wind up with is a fuckton of shit you dont want. Its like a god damn rabbit chasing a Tyrannosaurus, it's not going to end well and you damn well know it wont ahead of time.

...what?

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Jan 25 2012
1:06:33AM

Quoting ElGato

from Jan 25 2012 1:05:06:
...what?

I meant to quote the texting image. But it was a terrible analogy either way, I'm slightly peeved and my grammar goes down the drain.

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Jan 25 2012
1:06:35AM

Quoting ElGato

from Jan 25 2012 1:05:06:
...what?

I meant to quote the texting image. But it was a terrible analogy either way, I'm slightly peeved and my grammar goes down the drain.

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Jan 25 2012
1:07:23AM

Quoting Wompuscat from Jan 25 2012 1:02:38:
Yeahhh, honestly some chick pipe in and tell us. What in God's green earth makes somebody who could give a shit less about you attractive. And dont give me that, "thrill of the chase" bullshit because theres no thrill in it when you know all you're going to wind up with is a fuckton of shit you dont want. Its like a god damn rabbit chasing a Tyrannosaurus, it's not going to end well and you damn well know it wont ahead of time.

Has anyone ever been as really far to think want more do?

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Jan 25 2012
1:11:26AM

Quoting Clark_Griswold$ from Jan 25 2012 1:00:27:
Good thing she already hates me because after reading this I'm sure she would've anyway haha

with women logic she will think you like her but your in the friendzone and that your trying to tell her

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Jan 25 2012
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Jan 25 2012
1:13:42AM

Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:11:37:

just read the image url ..... texas bow hunter? haha

but

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Jan 25 2012
1:13:48AM

Quoting Skinsummer from Jan 25 2012 12:44:40:

holly fuck, so much truth.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting Darky-BlackSmi… from Jan 25 2012 1:13:42:
just read the image url ..... texas bow hunter? haha

leave my pastimes outta this

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Jan 25 2012
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Jan 25 2012
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Jan 25 2012
1:33:38AM

Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:15:48:
leave my pastimes outta this

Oh god that's just full of dumb. That can't be real.

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Jan 25 2012
1:34:47AM

Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:29:52:

What a bitch.

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Jan 25 2012
1:40:16AM

semi-related

THAT SHIT DON'T PHASE ME.

but seriously make like a tree and fuck off

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Jan 25 2012
1:43:53AM

By the way, guys... has any girl ever told you, you should read this?

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Jan 25 2012
1:46:08AM

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

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Jan 25 2012
1:50:02AM

Bump it up

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Jan 25 2012
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fast thread growth bump

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Jan 25 2012
2:14:33AM

Quoting Skinsummer from Jan 25 2012 12:44:40:

Just have to tell bitches that you need a "sammich" before you can fix said problem. Similar to this fellow.

http://youtu.be/0dJu1Jj7VTw

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Jan 25 2012
2:16:24AM

this thread is golden bump

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Jan 25 2012
2:16:58AM

Quoting FlamingManny from Jan 25 2012 1:11:37:

Holy shit. This is the worst thing i've ever read. She has set women back 50 years. If a man ever told me i didn't have to work and i could just go 'get my nails done' or 'be a princess' i'd vomit on him then run. I could not care what so ever how much money a guy has, as long as he shreds! That's the only absolute requirement.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting NSwidow from Jan 25 2012 2:16:58:
Holy shit. This is the worst thing i've ever read. She has set women back 50 years. If a man ever told me i didn't have to work and i could just go 'get my nails done' or 'be a princess' i'd vomit on him then run. I could not care what so ever how much money a guy has, as long as he shreds! That's the only absolute requirement.

I almost have the feeling it's satire.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting NSwidow from Jan 25 2012 2:16:58:
Holy shit. This is the worst thing i've ever read. She has set women back 50 years. If a man ever told me i didn't have to work and i could just go 'get my nails done' or 'be a princess' i'd vomit on him then run. I could not care what so ever how much money a guy has, as long as he shreds! That's the only absolute requirement.

I almost have the feeling it's satire.

Have a nice day, Bluename.
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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 1:43:53:
By the way, guys... has any girl ever told you, you should read this?

i cant fucking stand this magazine. the amount of BS they put into women's minds is ridiculous.

www.marshallmillermedia.com

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Jan 25 2012
2:29:32AM

Quoting skituner from Jan 25 2012 2:20:59:
i cant fucking stand this magazine. the amount of BS they put into women's minds is ridiculous.

I feel like Cosmo is the genesis of women logic...

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Jan 25 2012
2:29:40AM

Quoting Tonic from Jan 21 2012 10:55:51AM:

10/10 for you making my favorite thread I have been here to view.

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Jan 25 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Jan 25 2012 2:29:32:
I feel like Cosmo is the genesis of women logic...

There is so much wrong with that magazine. Wasn't there at one point some online thing going on to troll the editors of it? Guys would write in with the most outlandish claims in an effort to have them published

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Jan 25 2012
3:10:53AM

moar content :P

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