Woman Logic - Non-Ski Gabber

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Jan 21 2012
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I approve this message.

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Jan 21 2012
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But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
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Jan 21 2012
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oh lawd

When I was in 9th Grade I fought the toughest kid in school, and lost badly. I knew I’d lose, he knew I’d lose, the whole school knew I’d lose — But I fought that motherfucker anyway.

That’s about all you really need to know about me.

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Jan 21 2012
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SOOO TRUE! Man it's the wrost

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Jan 21 2012
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Jan 21 2012
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lol

inb4 pink names

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Jan 21 2012
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every word is true.

if we suddenly fall should i scream out? or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as i'm crying? so frightened of dying. relax? yes i'm trying but this fear's got a hold on me.

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Jan 21 2012
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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Jan 21 2012 11:10:07:

DUDE

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 21 2012 11:18:04:

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what a boss.

if we suddenly fall should i scream out? or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as i'm crying? so frightened of dying. relax? yes i'm trying but this fear's got a hold on me.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 21 2012 11:18:04:

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Fucking owned. Truth though.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Mike-O

from Jan 21 2012 11:18:04:

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Fuck that bitch.

This thread is full of truth

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Jan 21 2012
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Jan 21 2012
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Yeah, well, that's just, like... your opinion, man.

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Jan 21 2012
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This thread is awesome lol

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Jan 21 2012
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Jan 21 2012
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This thread is magnificent.

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Jan 21 2012
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this thread fills me with rage

When I was in 9th Grade I fought the toughest kid in school, and lost badly. I knew I’d lose, he knew I’d lose, the whole school knew I’d lose — But I fought that motherfucker anyway.

That’s about all you really need to know about me.

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Jan 21 2012
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thread is WINNING

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Jan 21 2012
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Some of these are hillarious! Keep em coming

The steeze is strong in this one.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Jan 21 2012 12:27:59:
this thread fills me with rage

explain

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Jan 21 2012
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Problem?

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Jan 21 2012
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Problem?

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Jan 21 2012
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so much truth in here

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Jan 21 2012
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

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Jan 21 2012
12:57:47PM

this thread delivers.

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Jan 21 2012
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I quite enjoy this thread indeed

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Jan 21 2012
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fucking bitches man. also like stated above, this thread is full of truth

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Jan 21 2012
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somewhat related:

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Jan 21 2012
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A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

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Jan 21 2012
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great stuff itt

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 21 2012 1:26:26:

hahaha lost so badly.

also STILL inb4 pinknames

if we suddenly fall should i scream out? or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as i'm crying? so frightened of dying. relax? yes i'm trying but this fear's got a hold on me.

http://pause-it-and-turn-it-up.tumblr.com/

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Jan 21 2012
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Can't live with us, can't live without us. Sowwyyy

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Jan 21 2012
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How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

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Jan 21 2012
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hahaha this is so funny

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 21 2012 1:26:26:

i lold

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 21 2012 1:33:28:
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

lol almost exactly how i do it

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Jan 21 2012
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amazing.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Jan 21 2012 1:26:26:

Bahahahah

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Jan 21 2012 12:34:40:
explain

what's there to explain? theres a bunch of dumbass posts by girls that make you frustrated to live on a planet with them. (those people, not women in general.)

When I was in 9th Grade I fought the toughest kid in school, and lost badly. I knew I’d lose, he knew I’d lose, the whole school knew I’d lose — But I fought that motherfucker anyway.

That’s about all you really need to know about me.

Love,
Reese

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Jan 21 2012 1:43:50:
what's there to explain? theres a bunch of dumbass posts by girls that make you frustrated to live on a planet with them. (those people, not women in general.)

Oh i took it wrongly, I thought you meant the fact that we were posting things like that was getting to you lol

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Jan 21 2012 1:20:28:
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

ohhh lawl

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Jan 21 2012
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Shit happens when you party naked!

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Jan 21 2012
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Hey great job on not crossing into sexist territory. These are hilarious.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting ElGato

from Jan 21 2012 2:01:25:
Hey great job on not crossing into sexist territory. These are hilarious.

but I assume since thread has not been deleted we're all good.

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Jan 21 2012
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Quoting Tonic from Jan 21 2012 2:05:02:

but I assume since thread has not been deleted we're all good.

No I'm serious. Woman logic has nothing to do with kitchens or making you a sandwich but these are laughably accurate in my opinion.

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Jan 21 2012
2:13:42PM

Quoting ElGato

from Jan 21 2012 2:05:50:
No I'm serious. Woman logic has nothing to do with kitchens or making you a sandwich but these are laughably accurate in my opinion.

kitchen/sandwich jokes are dull and really dont ever bring up a laugh