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Dec 12 2011
9:23:48PM

you know all those photo's with catchy sayings and our uber artsy? this is like the antibody of those.

When I was in 9th Grade I fought the toughest kid in school, and lost badly. I knew I’d lose, he knew I’d lose, the whole school knew I’d lose — But I fought that motherfucker anyway.

That’s about all you really need to know about me.

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Dec 12 2011
9:24:49PM

haha my friend in principles of engineering had the i was fisted once thing as his background. teacher was not happy.

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Dec 12 2011
9:25:03PM

first and lol

signature yo.

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Dec 12 2011
9:25:25PM

wat

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Dec 12 2011
9:26:00PM

I am not too fond of hipsters so this is up my alley.

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Dec 12 2011
9:27:13PM

i give this a thumbs up

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Dec 12 2011
9:27:46PM

I think the one with the girl crying should say "What the fuck is that log doing there?"

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Dec 12 2011
9:28:32PM

i like the anal cancer one

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Dec 12 2011
9:30:31PM

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Dec 12 2011
9:31:43PM

oh by the way, these are all wallpaper size lol.

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Dec 12 2011
9:32:21PM

gahhh this is good

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Dec 12 2011
9:33:17PM

HAHA I laughed at the "And then there's this asshole"

I'm scrolling through my shots to see if anything would work, nothing yet..

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Dec 12 2011
9:34:33PM

Ruin decent photo with captions = no win

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Dec 12 2011
9:39:46PM

Quoting papa_lanks$ from Dec 12 2011 9:33:17:
HAHA I laughed at the "And then there's this asshole" I'm scrolling through my shots to see if anything would work, nothing yet..

just look up stock photography and use that...
makin my own now lolol

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Dec 12 2011
9:42:14PM

hahahaha. this is gold.

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Dec 12 2011
9:44:47PM

someone make one that isnt too innapropriate so i can set as my moms computers background

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Dec 12 2011
9:44:54PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:23:48PM:

This one is the best

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Dec 12 2011
9:46:20PM

cool, decent pictures ruined by little-douchebag-internet-humor.

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Dec 12 2011
9:50:02PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:31:43:
oh by the way, these are all wallpaper size lol.

link? Is there some website that has a lot of these? I lold hard

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Dec 12 2011
9:51:04PM

My favorite is either the anal cancer one or simply "Blow Job"

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Dec 12 2011
9:54:01PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:23:48PM:

hahaha new background

=^.^=

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Dec 12 2011
9:58:08PM

lolmoreoriginal

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Dec 12 2011
9:59:47PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:58:08:
lolmoreoriginal

This may be the best one

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Dec 12 2011
10:00:13PM

Quoting .Jacob from Dec 12 2011 9:25:03:
first and lol

doh

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Dec 12 2011
10:00:19PM

someone do this and have it say. "most beautiful whale... to hang in your living room."

http://photography.naturestocklibrary.com/orca-stock-photo.jpg

PLEASE PLEASE REAL FAST +K ;)

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Dec 12 2011
10:00:44PM

Lovin these keep em coming

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Dec 12 2011
10:02:11PM

Quoting no.pulp$ from Dec 12 2011 10:00:19:
someone do this and have it say. "most beautiful whale... to hang in your living room."http://photography.naturestocklibrary.com/orca-stock-photo.jpgPLEASE PLEASE REAL FAST +K ;)

workin on it lolol

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Dec 12 2011
10:03:16PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 10:02:11:
workin on it lolol

yeah! lolz will ensue when my mom looks at her computer tomorow

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Dec 12 2011
10:07:42PM

idk..

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Dec 12 2011
10:10:48PM

hahahahaha totally lost it! well done Reese

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Dec 12 2011
10:10:55PM

Quoting Dwarftosser1 from Dec 12 2011 10:07:42:

idk..

Never mind. This is my favorite

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Dec 12 2011
10:12:15PM

ahhahaa threads

Relax and take notes

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Dec 12 2011
10:13:09PM

Quoting no.pulp$ from Dec 12 2011 10:03:16:
yeah! lolz will ensue when my mom looks at her computer tomorow

it will be weird when you make it a wallpaper due to the small size of the original picture

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Dec 12 2011
10:13:13PM

win?

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Dec 12 2011
10:13:53PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 10:13:09:
it will be weird when you make it a wallpaper due to the small size of the original picture

haha yes my mom shall be confused!

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Dec 12 2011
10:18:22PM

I wish they were more subtle so you could look at it and be like "oh that's kinda nice... wait a minute..." and then realize what it is

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Dec 12 2011
10:20:12PM

i don't know why but i lost at the bitchtits one

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Dec 12 2011
10:22:13PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:30:31:

hahahahahahahaha

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Dec 12 2011
10:25:18PM

so much win

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Dec 12 2011
10:34:33PM

These are fucking awesome!!!!

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Dec 12 2011
10:34:34PM

Hahaha these are all amazing. I'm surprised there hasnt been any Tanner Hall Rage yet...

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Dec 12 2011
10:34:56PM

threads

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Dec 12 2011
10:45:17PM

threads

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Dec 12 2011
10:45:55PM

threads, cause these are hilarious

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Dec 12 2011
10:48:30PM

tooo goooddd

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Dec 12 2011
10:48:41PM

Quoting LOVE_NINJA.$ from Dec 12 2011 9:30:31:

I actually lol'ed on this one

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Dec 12 2011
10:52:00PM

Lololololol threads

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Dec 12 2011
10:57:46PM

I like thid

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Dec 12 2011
10:58:16PM

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