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Just mugged two kids

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theabortionator
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Me and my buddy were drunk and we saw these too preppy kids chillin by the lake. We decided to mess with them.

We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.

Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
Oct 15 2011 10:49PM
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JHendrix
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lolol!






































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Oct 15 2011 10:49PM
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mmmpoundcake
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quality thread mr immigrant
Oct 15 2011 10:50PM
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Deluge
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Hahahaha I lold
Oct 15 2011 10:50PM
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Download-My-Apps
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laughing so hard rigth now
Oct 15 2011 10:50PM
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soulskier
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pwnd
Oct 15 2011 10:50PM
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las.
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too soon
Oct 15 2011 10:51PM
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Mr.Turtle
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in
Oct 15 2011 10:51PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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flawless victory

you sir, are a scholar and a gentleman
Oct 15 2011 10:51PM
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JaayLaay
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wasn't there a thread about this earlier?
Oct 15 2011 10:52PM
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GayWolf420
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Oct 15 2011 10:53PM
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[evan]
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Yes but that was made by the muggee, this is by the mugger...

and boy oh boy is he wiinning
Oct 15 2011 10:53PM
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PJS.
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straight win.
Oct 15 2011 10:53PM
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Davin
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You sir, deserve my love.
Oct 15 2011 10:54PM
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shane.t
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Oct 15 2011 10:58PM
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Shark.
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ur a super meany pants
Oct 15 2011 10:58PM
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Crocodile
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Epic thread is epic.
Oct 15 2011 11:00PM
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zapadelic
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Haha thats actually great
Oct 15 2011 11:01PM
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theabortionator
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It wasn't like we were gonna hurt them or anything. We weren't even inspecting to get anything. We were just drunk and fucking with them and all the sudden we made a few bucks, made a couple drunk dials on the phone then through it off a bridge, and now we're enjoying the some buds.

Not a bad night. Feel a little bit bad but not really. I don't think we were really at fault
Oct 15 2011 11:01PM
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monkatizer
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hahahahahahahahaha

at first i was like, you asshole!

but then i lol'd
Oct 15 2011 11:06PM
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coldcuts69
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fuckin perfect!
Oct 15 2011 11:24PM
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kamron_708
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Fucking look a little down the page...
Oct 15 2011 11:25PM
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-emile-
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i concur
Oct 15 2011 11:26PM
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Blake.P
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Maybe I'm just drunk now but I burst out laughing. Good job sir
Oct 15 2011 11:26PM
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twsnow22
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chill..
Oct 15 2011 11:27PM
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Masties
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Baahahahahah genius
Oct 15 2011 11:29PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Beautifully executed
Oct 15 2011 11:31PM
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H8CH
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I read this thread first and thought... 'that's a bit harsh mugging some kids!'
Oct 15 2011 11:35PM
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egg.
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haha you sir are not winning you have WON!
Oct 15 2011 11:38PM
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Njens.
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ahaha +k to you
Oct 15 2011 11:45PM
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rareison
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Hahahaha another flawless victory.
Oct 15 2011 11:46PM
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trettzilla
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haha win oh ans 1st page
Oct 15 2011 11:48PM
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e.wait
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that is hilarious, but i think it's also a little illegal. oh well. epic thread is epic.
Oct 15 2011 11:49PM
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caturdaze
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hahaha threadssssss
Oct 15 2011 11:51PM
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hallamt
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Nothing beats free money
Oct 15 2011 11:52PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Its their fault for being pussies and thinking that two drunk as fuck people were actually gonna hurt them and giving money and a phone and weed without actually confirming the presence of a knife.
Oct 15 2011 11:55PM
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-NO-
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i just lost so hard
Oct 16 2011 12:02AM
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theabortionator
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That's how I feel. We wouldn't actually hurt anybody. Just had a couple beers, not like we're criminals. Never gonna forget those kids though. Good times
Oct 16 2011 12:04AM
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-emile-
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hahahha

my threads :
i just mugged two kids
i just got mugged
+ other threads
Oct 16 2011 12:07AM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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Lolswereabsent
Oct 16 2011 12:09AM
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J.M
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THIS IS GOLD.

inb4 other kid???????????

Oct 16 2011 12:10AM
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gus555
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lulz were had
Oct 16 2011 12:18AM
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Davy.Crockett
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this is great
Oct 16 2011 12:21AM
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T-Bell
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Lol too funny. Your a champ
Oct 16 2011 12:22AM
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Culla
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First page!
Oct 16 2011 12:23AM
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RalphLauren.
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this thread is going to get out of control
Oct 16 2011 12:23AM
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I.B
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lololol hahahah
Oct 16 2011 12:27AM
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TWoods
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thumbs up.

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Oct 16 2011 1:33AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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hahahahahah classic
Oct 16 2011 1:34AM
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Negro_Jesus
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ha

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Oct 16 2011 1:36AM
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yuck
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nsg at its finest
Oct 16 2011 1:39AM
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