I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes
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Subject: The "Im Drunk" Thread
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
ski and destroy
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bitches can die
hello
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
So I drank so much tonight that I snorted about a gram and a half of weed, and then shot a bb gun off a metal flamingo into my neck..... wtf!
*gas,grass,or ass, no one rides free*
Quoting WestWoods from Nov 12 2011 1:34:28:
So I drank so much tonight that I snorted about a gram and a half of weed, and then shot a bb gun off a metal flamingo into my neck..... wtf!
Sounds like you....uhhh.... had one hell of a night?
So I drank so much tonight that I snorted about a gram and a half of weed, and then shot a bb gun off a metal flamingo into my neck..... wtf!
btw you will shoot your eye out.
;)
And as for me I am quite drunk as well. Just finished a beerpong game and dominated.
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
Quoting PON3$ from Nov 12 2011 1:39:20:
Sounds like you....uhhh.... had one hell of a night? btw you will shoot your eye out.
And as for me I am quite drunk as well. Just finished a beerpong game and dominated.
hahahahahahah thats a funny picture is funny!!! Sounds like you....uhhh.... had one hell of a night? btw you will shoot your eye out.
And as for me I am quite drunk as well. Just finished a beerpong game and dominated. *gas,grass,or ass, no one rides free*
Waassabbbiiiiiii
YuUUUUUP and leftover pizza in the friddge+ Reggae music blastin on the headphones= awesome.
"cause youz a bitch and I aint"
Ricky from Unforgivable
WHAT BLOCK YOU ON?
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WHAT BLOCK YOU ON?
drunjk enough to beg my friend to buy me a jiberish choppin wood.
then struggle for 15 minutes trying to send him money on paypal through a fucking celll phone.
then struggle for 15 minutes trying to send him money on paypal through a fucking celll phone.
Gettin' Up. Stayin' Above.
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am spinning. am wobdering how many ns'ers im currently in the room with. kids in hunyer and shanes and noah and peteys house, hiii
i mean, i djouod be drunk. with thev goors lites byb the dozen and redfy bullh vokkkas and a coups sjotz here and thete. and u thro in a coups boelwls and i mean come on. bur im just not. supes sobes
"Cory, Trevor, smokes. Let's go."
Quoting king.tubby from Nov 12 2011 3:51:42:
i mean, i djouod be drunk. with thev goors lites byb the dozen and redfy bullh vokkkas and a coups sjotz here and thete. and u thro in a coups boelwls and i mean come on. bur im just not. supes sobes
Im drunk, and honestly your trying to hard. i mean, i djouod be drunk. with thev goors lites byb the dozen and redfy bullh vokkkas and a coups sjotz here and thete. and u thro in a coups boelwls and i mean come on. bur im just not. supes sobes
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
OH FUUCCK! Im drunk.... once again.... I think I started at like 7... pathetic hahah
*gas,grass,or ass, no one rides free*
dfucked up god dayummm, talking bout life with one of the few homies left around my town... shit's fucking porked, as weeell as fucking awesome!!!
aint life a bitch goddayum
aint life a bitch goddayum
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between. I want the freedom to try everything."
BLESS UP TO THE SNOW GODS
BLESS UP TO THE SNOW GODS
I seriously looked for this thread for 3you hours last night ...
crossed
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
Shitty night. Found some beers so why the fuck not?
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
idk what im supossed to postn but im fuuuvked uppppppp
you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole
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Jah will be waiting there, we are sure.
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Jah will be waiting there, we are sure.
watching jeremy kyle show wtf?
I love lamp
"It is my natural way" - Nick Goepper
"It is my natural way" - Nick Goepper
oh myyy what a day/night. what thaaaa mimosa tomorrow night FUCK YESSSS
-Sunday River-
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Notq even closed. Just had to share a handle with 8 people. Fml.
"i think i'd like to become a meat jerker" - AWALLACE
Quoting Troy. from Nov 13 2011 4:00:23:
Notq even closed. Just had to share a handle with 8 people. Fml.
Thats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol Notq even closed. Just had to share a handle with 8 people. Fml.
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
Quoting Theron. from Nov 13 2011 4:03:06:
Thats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol
i remember my first beer like a lion lolzThats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol
-Sunday River-
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Quoting Theron. from Nov 13 2011 4:03:06:
Thats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol
Yeh. Utah for the loss Thats like a quaerter of a beer for eeryone lol
"i think i'd like to become a meat jerker" - AWALLACE
Quoting cferg from Nov 13 2011 4:08:27:
i remember my first beer like a lion lolz
4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice. i remember my first beer like a lion lolz
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.
SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
Quoting Theron. from Nov 13 2011 4:10:52:
4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
OH SHIT 4 beers you're a champion 4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
Quoting Theron. from Nov 13 2011 4:10:52:
4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
Dealing with a badass right here. 4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
"i think i'd like to become a meat jerker" - AWALLACE
dis beer mang
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Quoting Theron. from Nov 13 2011 4:10:52:
4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
LIKE A LIEEONNN4th of the night actually. Feeling PREEEEty nice.
-Sunday River-
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soooo...I just woke up at 7:20 im still drunk mightve been first blackout night ever fuckin dance parties up da mafuckin yang
so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho
so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho
;)
This vampire approves of those hickies. Naughty Naughty
;)
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
out in the street they caaall it muurdaaaaaaa
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
yes pussy is power but you dont have power because you have a pussy.
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yes pussy is power but you dont have power because you have a pussy.
http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/
I just made the most amazing drunk sandwich ever, its sooooo bad for me but yet its orgasmic.!!!!
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
Quoting Jane6 from Nov 13 2011 6:46:08:
out in the street they caaall it muurdaaaaaaa
hahaha, your post and icon combo make me lol out in the street they caaall it muurdaaaaaaa
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sup
Quoting General_Ripper from Nov 17 2011 1:14:23:
sup
Whats up with you sexy?
sup
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
Quoting SirFryanator$ from Nov 13 2011 9:29:11:
soooo...I just woke up at 7:20 im still drunk mightve been first blackout night ever fuckin dance parties up da mafuckin yang so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho
soooo...I just woke up at 7:20 im still drunk mightve been first blackout night ever fuckin dance parties up da mafuckin yang so i woke up, and saw this on my neck. realized that I had been hooking up wih a girl on the dance floor REAL hard (hands down pants, etc.) and I went back and slept in another girls bed that night without realizing there were hickies ALL over my neck. good thing we got into an argument and I left because the girl i was in bed with is a bitch and wanted to 'apologize' to me...lol fuck dat ill puke on you ho
high. thinking about drinking when I get home
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Nov 12 2011 2:21:33:
Waassabbbiiiiiii
saki saki saki Waassabbbiiiiiii
Love,
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Jim
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
oh goodness im too drunk and its 11 oclock and
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
i couldve used this thread the other night
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birthday celebration..course regestration right now. no sleep. WHAT IS GOING ON
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Disregard females, acquire currency...
aka. Fuck bitches, get money. aha im drunk.
Working my way. As we say, we tryin to have regrets for at least 3 days.
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-Sunday River-
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definitely getting there
fuckyeah
finally have liquor
fuckyeah
finally have liquor
Part7
rocker in the house tonight
pm me for custom hats and headbands
www.bunkleyhats.com
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Quoting bunkleyhats$ from Nov 18 2011 10:11:09:
Part7 rocker in the house tonight
every bodies is having a good time! Part7 rocker in the house tonight
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
MY BIRTHDAY IN ONE HOUR
-Sunday River-
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Quoting cferg from Nov 18 2011 10:53:06:
MY BIRTHDAY IN ONE HOUR
now 8 minzMY BIRTHDAY IN ONE HOUR
-Sunday River-
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AAAND im drunk :)
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