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Subject: The "Im Drunk" Thread
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PON3$
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Aug 12 2011
11:05:18PM
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

ski and destroy

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Oct 14 2011
12:40:28AM
Dear newschoolers,
I realize I am new here and rather unheard of. I just want you all to know how happy this place makes me. So much happiness and passion involved I love it. Thank you for making me smile everyday NS.
Just thought I would share,
much love,
Jaimee
"One thing is certain, and that is that, we here at NS pride ourselves on being a bunch of stupid motherfuckers" -TechnoPotamus
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Oct 14 2011
3:05:19AM
Quoting Jaimee. from Oct 14 2011 12:40:28:
Dear newschoolers, I realize I am new here and rather unheard of. I just want you all to know how happy this place makes me. So much happiness and passion involved I love it. Thank you for making me smile everyday NS. Just thought I would share, much love, Jaimee
Actually you are one of my favorite members this month.

And I have had 7 beers and 3 shots of absynth. I am clearly fucked up right now.
ski and destroy

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Oct 14 2011
3:17:51AM
Quoting Jaimee. from Oct 14 2011 12:40:28:
Dear newschoolers, I realize I am new here and rather unheard of. I just want you all to know how happy this place makes me. So much happiness and passion involved I love it. Thank you for making me smile everyday NS. Just thought I would share, much love, Jaimee
I don't give a fuck how happy it makes you. Please stop wasting space by trying to karma whore, you whore. I understand this is a fabulous community but you are not apart of it if you are a member for a single month. You must have skiing knowledge or at leased used to. This is not a place to pro hoe you fucking whore
"Lucky for us, skiing isn't an organized sport. It's actually a quite disorganized one - and whether it's even a sport at all is a whole different catfight. But That's skiing single biggest selling point, like random violence is to ice hockey. We have no mandatory practice, no coach calling plays, no ref blowing whistles. Not much structure at all. Just try some radical shit on the mountain, hope your friends see it, and go about your day much happier. that's our lifestyle. Beautiful chaos, mostly.
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Oct 14 2011
12:36:22PM
Quoting EvanA02 from Oct 14 2011 3:17:51:
I don't give a fuck how happy it makes you. Please stop wasting space by trying to karma whore, you whore. I understand this is a fabulous community but you are not apart of it if you are a member for a single month. You must have skiing knowledge or at leased used to. This is not a place to pro hoe you fucking whore
whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOAH!!! whats with the hate?
ski and destroy

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Oct 14 2011
12:38:32PM
Quoting PON3$ from Oct 14 2011 12:36:22:
whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOAH!!! whats with the hate?
some people are angry drunks? maybe he doesn't like daywalkers?
Gettin' Up. Stayin' Above.
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smooter
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Oct 15 2011
1:22:12AM
Im really drunkk
Fuck All You Fuckers This Shit is Fuckin' Fucked
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Oct 15 2011
1:25:15AM
im wrkin on itttt, sippin on that captain
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Oct 15 2011
1:49:04AM
I amfrisky off 2 40s and couple shots  ghetto mcikeys swag

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you can pinpoint the moment THE SHIT GOT REAL!!!

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Oct 15 2011
2:13:12AM
SSSSSSSSSSSSWag
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HEY!! WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOOT SOLE LENGTH!!
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Oct 15 2011
2:22:54AM
sup
Ski more. Worry less.
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Oct 15 2011
2:26:34AM
drunk boiiiiiiiiii wat chu no
Ski Sundown

HEY!! WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOOT SOLE LENGTH!!
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Oct 15 2011
2:27:08AM
hahha word man
Ski more. Worry less.
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Oct 15 2011
2:58:09AM
Quoting JIBpsy^^$ from Oct 15 2011 1:49:04:
I amfrisky off 2 40s and couple shots  ghetto mcikeys swag
exactly the same here! I am twisted
ski and destroy

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SweetumsUltimate Bling!
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Oct 15 2011
7:59:19AM
How am I awake right now with a hangover that isn't that bad? I also coulda won some Klint skis at the levelbi9 premier at UVM last night, but I got the yelled ats for having a beer in my hand when I went up front :(
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Oct 15 2011
10:23:48AM
Quoting SweetumsUltimate Bling! from Oct 15 2011 7:59:19:
How am I awake right now with a hangover that isn't that bad? I also coulda won some Klint skis at the levelbi9 premier at UVM last night, but I got the yelled ats for having a beer in my hand when I went up front :(
Thats shity :( and I just woke up from last night and I had to read that with one eye closed because I am still drunk.
ski and destroy

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Oct 15 2011
11:11:22AM
Quoting Cop.killer from Oct 9 2011 12:47:32:
NYC MOTHER FUCKERS. Didnt make it to Zeds dead because they ID peeps 3 fucking times so we boozin in the hotel room got dat late night room service wasted wasted wasted.jammin out to kanye
hahahahhah sickkk brooo


-Dan
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Oct 15 2011
2:19:20PM
Quoting danbrown$ from Oct 15 2011 11:11:22:
hahahahhah sickkk brooo
Don't be jealous you have no time to get drunk anymore.
"What we need is not compliance, we need a non-comply dance."-David Icke

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Oct 15 2011
2:28:31PM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Oct 15 2011 2:19:20:
Don't be jealous you have no time to get drunk anymore.
haha i have all the time in the world. it's just generally not worth sitting at my desk for 8 hours taking gear questions hungover out of my mind


-Dan
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Oct 15 2011
9:00:24PM
balto, stop being a douche and.judt show me your penissss
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Be a woman and man up to your shit for once!

if women ruled the world there would be no wars, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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Oct 15 2011
9:02:47PM
Wild Turkey is better than sex



"Kids are Awful, they are loud and you cant understand them. They're like little mini cab drivers"

Yeah I'm excited about our pizza and movie night too... Hey, one more thing. Can you poop out everything before you come over? I mean everything you possibly can. Yeah, see you soon- Elijah
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Oct 15 2011
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Quoting LamerthanFDR$ from Oct 15 2011 9:02:47:
Wild Turkey is better than sex
nou
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Be a woman and man up to your shit for once!

if women ruled the world there would be no wars, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/battery_check/sets/
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Oct 15 2011
11:05:07PM
Quoting Big_SpenceUltimate Bling! from Oct 14 2011 12:38:32:
some people are angry drunks? maybe he doesn't like daywalkers?
Hahaha and jaimee
"do you guys have dunkaroos by any chance"

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Oct 15 2011
11:29:03PM
Quoting AWALLRUS. from Aug 12 2011 11:16:52:
GGOOD CALL. I WILL TEXT HER THAT ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW I GOES
why the fck do you post in all caps
-casey

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Oct 15 2011
11:30:10PM
^ fuck, haha i cant spell very well
-casey

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omulligan
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Oct 15 2011
11:34:08PM
APPLE PIE!!!!
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moeskibum23
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Oct 16 2011
12:10:29AM
cookies and cream ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
"if that tree was made out of chocolate would you eat it"? hmmmmmm
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Oct 16 2011
12:48:25AM
Ah I'm so fuxkin happy and ski season is coming up and I have trips for this year and fuck Yeahh!!!!
WTB: Jiberish Morado. Any size but xl would be best. Will pay nicely or I have trades

WTTF: l saga darkside or any big black jacket. Have xxl armada jacket, can add cash or other items

FS: Higgs Boson antirockers and Second Regime wheels. Will let go cheep, I want them gone
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Oct 16 2011
1:22:03AM
FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
If you tuck from here, you probably won't overshoot it. Buuutttt I wouldn't go from here, cause you'll probably overshoot it.

Wait, so... the G-suit actually changes gravity?

I have a feeling this thread will be a part of NS history.
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division.bell
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Oct 16 2011
1:39:35AM
Yup, I'm am drunk. Lotsmore to come. Stay tunedand drink up!
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Oct 16 2011
1:40:09AM
FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
If you tuck from here, you probably won't overshoot it. Buuutttt I wouldn't go from here, cause you'll probably overshoot it.

Wait, so... the G-suit actually changes gravity?

I have a feeling this thread will be a part of NS history.
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Gnarwall
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Oct 16 2011
5:10:22AM
too mych pre funk not enough hitting on chicks. fucking shit.
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Sock.Jesus
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Oct 16 2011
11:31:20PM
Going to the bars on an empty stomach is always a good life choice.
"What we need is not compliance, we need a non-comply dance."-David Icke

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soulskierUltimate Bling!
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Oct 19 2011
7:12:53PM
drunk thread, population: Jim
Love,
Jim


No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
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Oct 21 2011
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YOOOO WHOOS CHEECCHIN IT? Fuck school burn that place down.
AHHHHHHH, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! LIAM, GET ME A FUCKING BUDWEISER!- BGOULD

FIS SUCKS- 123ski$
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errrka
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Oct 21 2011
1:18:01AM
Why did I make my password so complocated..... it took me 3 times to log in
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Piste.Off$
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Oct 21 2011
1:35:37AM
M drunk in the theater and paranormal
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Piste.Off$
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Oct 21 2011
1:36:30AM
Activity starts in 39
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Oct 21 2011
3:52:36AM
jesus, this is the thread i was looking for. i am really surprised i can write this right now. laced? naw jk. but really?? nein !? shit that was from a different part of the night.

new paraGRAPH ! so, yknow to whoever cares, i went for a fun little, wait im going to say wittle cause thats what i wanted to say. shit. so i went for a wittle fun with my sober friend in his blazer, when on a soaked old skinny dirt road, that was fucking awesome. gapped a rooad too. Boxxy ! i see youre on tonight and elgato. but ive heard some STUFF about you and i think i should leave it at that (l l b i n . i took out every second letter in that to code it ;) and there is a missing space. double tripple that word jaaa.

final paragraPH, time to actu... wow just had to put in a pizza. but there was a pan in the oven so it was hot and i had to carefully remove it . safely. now im jamming with some pretty chill people.

fuck .. uh CONCLUSION?? ya i think sao . this paragraph stucture is horrid. and even i know that . and i know that i know that. i got that. uh. ski compe saturday and same with a midterm. im as fucking stressed as a middle eastern teenager not knowing who his parents have arrange the wedding with. wow that was probably a super bad metaphore. i could say something abou tthat but ill stop.but sick medaphores papa lanks in that chemickals in my butt.
Fuck editing, i put this shit together like a fucking sandwich. - L.UPTON
If you're having fun skiing, you are doing it wrong. - L.UPTON



AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW. NIGGA. UHHH
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Oct 21 2011
4:00:57AM
I may or may not have partaken in some alcoholic beverages tonight.
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Oct 21 2011
5:03:21AM
Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Oct 21 2011 4:00:57:
I may or may not have partaken in some alcoholic beverages tonight.
I may or may not have sat by myself outside in 40 degree weather trying to watch shooting stars by myself after giving a kid shit for not having seen a shooting star in his life.


But seriously, if any of you are up beore dawn, there's supposed to be 20-30 shooting stars per hour tonight. It's called he Oronoids. too fucking tired to keep staring at nothing without hawkwardly falling asleep in a public field.....
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Oct 21 2011
5:11:08AM
drunken drama.. never a good thing to mediate when you're more smashed than the parties involved.. thirty thursday 4 lyfe.
A Wednesday without rain is a dry-hump day.

I will always ride for Tanner and Trevor.
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Theron.
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Oct 22 2011
12:15:08AM
KindA drunk playing pong with my fAm fuck yeh
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

‎"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.

"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.

SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
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Oct 22 2011
12:17:41AM
not as drunk as I wish I was, and going crazy over girls right now, should be a fun night!
ski and destroy

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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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division.bell
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Oct 22 2011
12:42:06AM
6 hours in and going strong. The walk down the pitch black street was fucking awesome...commence drinking!
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Oct 22 2011
12:51:05AM
Quoting Theron. from Oct 22 2011 12:15:08:
KindA drunk playing pong with my fAm fuck yeh
oh damn, i never thought of that. i should get my dad to play with me next time i'm home. he'd think it's hilarious.
"What we need is not compliance, we need a non-comply dance."-David Icke

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Oct 22 2011
12:55:25AM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Oct 22 2011 12:51:05:
oh damn, i never thought of that. i should get my dad to play with me next time i'm home. he'd think it's hilarious.
My mom fucking kills it.
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

‎"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.

"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.

SIP Shane, CR AND COOMBS.
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Oct 22 2011
11:02:51AM
Brought a Brazilian girl home last night and I just woke up and she's gone and I'm still drunk
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly

"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
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Oct 22 2011
11:41:47PM
Unreal Mich state ending. Whattht? Hows your hail mary?
"Everyone should try snowboarding from time to time. It makes you appreciate just how superior skiing really is." -nickyp
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Oct 22 2011
11:45:04PM
Quoting Buzzell from Oct 22 2011 11:41:47:
Unreal Mich state ending. Whattht? Hows your hail mary?
.
"Freedom is being able to drink in the library! there is no freedom in America! how am I supposed to do my homework?"
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Oct 23 2011
3:19:44AM
Why am I such a pussy with girls? like I get them to talk but I can never seal the deal....fuck me!!!!!!!
ski and destroy

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