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Subject: The "Im Drunk" Thread
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
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Quoting thenightman$ from Jun 28 2012 1:29:49:
drinikng alone, don't cere. Forgetting Sarha Marshall is on FX, it's fukcing hilarious.
great movie plus mila kunis is in it
drinikng alone, don't cere. Forgetting Sarha Marshall is on FX, it's fukcing hilarious.
been hanginh out with canadians all night, Spinozas two friends who are euro trippin aww yeahh
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
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Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
"This is complete bullshit. Stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper." -Huck_Norris
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
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Quoting ThaLorax from Jun 30 2012 12:22:41:
My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
;)
You realize that it's pretty common for straight men to fuck each other right? Sounds pretty steezy.~Session
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Quoting ThaLorax from Jun 30 2012 12:22:41:
My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
... im taking it he is still a vigin as well... fuck dude.
RIP Sarah Burke, CRJ and Shane McConkey
Quoting NPFilm from Jun 30 2012 5:57:12:
... im taking it he is still a vigin as well... fuck dude.
Uhh, no. ... im taking it he is still a vigin as well... fuck dude.
"This is complete bullshit. Stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper." -Huck_Norris
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
mhmmmmmmm
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
Not drunk yet, but I'm off to Copper for a week! Soon I will be reaping the benefits of high altitude drinking.
You have one life. Live your dream and go broke.
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I always love that, so cheap!
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Quoting PON3$ from Jul 1 2012 1:50:03:
I always love that, so cheap!
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair! I always love that, so cheap!
"This is complete bullshit. Stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper." -Huck_Norris
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
Quoting ThaLorax from Jul 2 2012 12:16:35:
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
No bueno! SHOTS! haha
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
Usually when I drink in breck i am always in a hot tub, plus high altitude, so it takes me like 4 beers to get wasted haha. Usually back in kansas 8 or 9 does the job well.
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So farr, Copper treating me well! Took the lift up to the top (and back), played some mini golf, and my buddy's mom picked up my dinner and bar tab! 6 beers in and I am substantially drunk, gotta love the altitude. Tomorrow: longboard to Breck!!! WOOOOOO!!!
You have one life. Live your dream and go broke.
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i searched for like an hour last night looking for this thread and couldn't find it, i sometimes wonder how drunk i really get haha
"Summer.... A time when ski gabber becomes NSG, and NSG? Well no one knows what the fuck happens there" - NinetyFour
can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
"Summer.... A time when ski gabber becomes NSG, and NSG? Well no one knows what the fuck happens there" - NinetyFour
Quoting KillaSteeze from Jul 3 2012 12:11:23:
can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
When you go from low altitude to high altitude, your body is affected differently by alcohol, so you get way drunk way faster than usual. Or vice versa, in ThaLorax's case. can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
You have one life. Live your dream and go broke.
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Quoting KillaSteeze from Jul 3 2012 12:11:23:
can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
My guess it has to deal with how your blood is, since there is less oxygen in it. Also you get dehydrated quicker, which makes you drunk faster. Those are my two theories. But Im only an expert on getting drunk, not the science behind it. can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
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zach praise better sign with the wild of I'm just gonna cry over the fourth of july. Come on Wild! Refreshing twitter has been my shit for the praise watch.
Im on a boat niggas
Caddied this morning. Boat right after with beers. Picked up dinner and alcohol. Drank hard since then and smoked 2 bowls and a j. Feel good.
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mine just knows afterbang involves no cuddling -dbchili
brb gonna cum in my eyes. -Arabian.
mine just knows afterbang involves no cuddling -dbchili
Quoting ThaLorax from Jul 2 2012 12:16:35:
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
No way dude i live in dc too and just saw a pickup truck with a ton of ski stickers on it. there arnt many people who ski around here but i guess that wouldnt happen to be you?
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
Quoting ThaLorax from Jul 2 2012 12:16:35:
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
Not to mention i believe the owner of the truck was in a group playing beer pong at the local pong place behind the rec center at my local park
...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
I'm fucking wasted
S.I.P. Joe, Miss ya dawg
beer olympics. puke n ralllyyy
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Quoting DC_Steeze from Jul 5 2012 12:32:19:
No way dude i live in dc too and just saw a pickup truck with a ton of ski stickers on it. there arnt many people who ski around here but i guess that wouldnt happen to be you?
No, I flew in for my brother's wedding... No way dude i live in dc too and just saw a pickup truck with a ton of ski stickers on it. there arnt many people who ski around here but i guess that wouldnt happen to be you?
"This is complete bullshit. Stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper." -Huck_Norris
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
Jaw Be Praised
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Pancake Hamburgers
Quoting Big_Spence
from Jul 5 2012 4:44:54:
puke n ralllyyy
*boot and rally from Jul 5 2012 4:44:54:puke n ralllyyy
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such a legit day and night, been chilling at my friend's new studio apartment with the coolest balcony ever, beautiful view all over town. still dont know why Ive been referred to as "the slut" of the grouup though
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
Quoting Jane6 from Jul 7 2012 10:25:45:
such a legit day and night, been chilling at my friend's new studio apartment with the coolest balcony ever, beautiful view all over town. still dont know why Ive been referred to as "the slut" of the grouup though
maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony such a legit day and night, been chilling at my friend's new studio apartment with the coolest balcony ever, beautiful view all over town. still dont know why Ive been referred to as "the slut" of the grouup though
i'm so mean i make medicine sick
Quoting Anathema$ from Jul 7 2012 10:28:03:
maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony
heheheheheheh
maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony
;)
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Quoting Anathema$ from Jul 7 2012 10:28:03:
maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony
Nah man maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
http://eatacidseegod.wordpress.com/
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
RIP Sarah Burke, CRJ and Shane McConkey
lol like wht os that gif and also do like wacth that youtube video or nt? also whos gettin read for tomorow??
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OK so here's my golf story for tonight (you'll also see this in the 'I'm drunk' thread). Myself, *bird and another fellow bro went out to our local golf course at around 1 and chilled there, passed some bowls, fired up the hookah and slammed brews all on the 17th green. It was insanely chill. Like not even describable chill. I highly recommend it doing it someday at your local course.
I also posted this in the golf thread. Sorry just pumped about what happened tonight plus I'm still very inebriated.
fuck her man, why do i fall for girls so quickly
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Quoting Toasty.$ from Jul 14 2012 8:52:50:
fuck her man, why do i fall for girls so quickly
You and me both man.fuck her man, why do i fall for girls so quickly
Been hanging with my friend John Jameson for the past couple hours. Feeling damn good right now.
Quoting andybob from Jul 14 2012 11:16:00:
You and me both man. Been hanging with my friend John Jameson for the past couple hours. Feeling damn good right now.
there ya go! You and me both man. Been hanging with my friend John Jameson for the past couple hours. Feeling damn good right now.
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Quoting snobunny$ from Jul 14 2012 11:16:52:
there ya go!
Yeah.there ya go!
Hit up a girl to go to the movies tonight but she's out of town at a Zac Brown Band concert so I decided to just stay home.
I met this girl at my new job and we're in training together for the next 8 weeks or so. We hung out all week at work, but I'm not sure i I should make a move or not. She's cute as hell and really down to earth.
I'm rambling.
lol
Quoting andybob from Jul 14 2012 11:23:01:
Yeah. Hit up a girl to go to the movies tonight but she's out of town at a Zac Brown Band concert so I decided to just stay home. I met this girl at my new job and we're in training together for the next 8 weeks or so. We hung out all week at work, but I'm not sure i I should make a move or not. She's cute as hell and really down to earth. I'm rambling. lol
Yeah. Hit up a girl to go to the movies tonight but she's out of town at a Zac Brown Band concert so I decided to just stay home. I met this girl at my new job and we're in training together for the next 8 weeks or so. We hung out all week at work, but I'm not sure i I should make a move or not. She's cute as hell and really down to earth. I'm rambling. lol
If you're together for the next 8 weeks, my advice would be to wait it out longer before making the move. make friends...make her laugh.
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Found a 12 pack for 8 dills, and its 8.1% content. Someone is getting fucked up on super shitty beer!
Found a 12 pack for 8 dills, and its 8.1% content. Someone is getting fucked up on super shitty beer!
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some fucking girl threw up all over my garage tonight. but I made out with some other girl so it's all good I guess
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
Them kings games by the bonfire.
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Quoting snobunny$ from Jul 15 2012 12:24:08:
If you're together for the next 8 weeks, my advice would be to wait it out longer before making the move. make friends...make her laugh.
Word.If you're together for the next 8 weeks, my advice would be to wait it out longer before making the move. make friends...make her laugh.
I took your advice and hung out with her this entire past week. We took lunch together and went on a couple walks while at work. Today I asked if she wanted to hit up a movie but she was busy. I think I'll just play it cool for the rest of the weekend and talk to her on Monday when we head back to work. I just don't want to take it too slow and get "friendzoned".
i love how everyone on this thread goes automatically to bottom post to post theor own drunk shit. does anyuone know what i mean?? or is that just me being an asshole ): ):
Quoting cferg from Jul 21 2012 11:39:42:
TITS OR GTFO literally i want nudes..dont worry wont tell the mods
you're crazy TITS OR GTFO literally i want nudes..dont worry wont tell the mods
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Quoting chaitea from Jul 21 2012 11:55:50:
you're crazy
youre 12 your not supposed to be here im telling your mom your gonna be grounded from Jul 21 2012 11:55:50:you're crazy
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Quoting sarasleazy$ from Jul 21 2012 11:55:49:
i love how everyone on this thread goes automatically to bottom post to post theor own drunk shit. does anyuone know what i mean?? or is that just me being an asshole ): ):
no i love you and your the tits....le wut are ye talkin bouti love how everyone on this thread goes automatically to bottom post to post theor own drunk shit. does anyuone know what i mean?? or is that just me being an asshole ): ):
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Quoting thenightman$ from Jun 28 2012 1:29:49:
drinikng alone, don't cere. Forgetting Sarha Marshall is on FX, it's fukcing hilarious.
im gunna watch this right now drinikng alone, don't cere. Forgetting Sarha Marshall is on FX, it's fukcing hilarious.
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Quoting cferg from Jul 21 2012 11:39:42:
TITS OR GTFO literally i want nudes..dont worry wont tell the mods
I like you TITS OR GTFO literally i want nudes..dont worry wont tell the mods
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