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Subject: The "Im Drunk" Thread
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!
But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!
ski and destroy
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drunk as fuck listening to some other drunk kid break down the walking dead on amc. shit about nailing your own dick to the floor boards and spooning peoples asses. bosh. probly wont remember this tomarow. but fucke it ns drunk and i wanna talk to someone. ahaha faya boom bless up im out
funniest shti EVER
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Quoting cferg from Feb 10 2012 8:20:43:
oh man i better see this tonight
You did't even see it tonight........ your fault :/
oh man i better see this tonight
NOT READY FOR BED FUUUUUUUU
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"I thought you had crowbars?"
"LOL crowbars, what is this, 2007?"
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Quoting Shark.$ from Feb 11 2012 12:17:42:
funniest shti EVER
hahahaha thats so gooood funniest shti EVER
one who layed the eggs that came out a leadlaer. its a prophecy. nick stewart was born an eggman. he was on a journey to find the other eggs men. cream cheese. these eggs needed to have certain voice skills in there voice boxes to define a tru leedaler. q. the eggs were ceparated at birth by evil mormans. finally the leadlaers fownd eechother and went to the green store. along came a non leadlaer, we'll call him garrett. he thought he could do eggs when really it was the contrary. so we keeld him.-Griffin
haaay girl haaaaaaay
roommates gone. suuuup
roommates gone. suuuup
Just because I've slept with you, doesn't mean I'll ski with you.
whats up hoes
I just played hockey for 3 hours straight while crushing beers the whole time. All I drink is beer. All beer
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You know what suxks?A People that don't lknkwo you? THats what is bad.
I am high as fuck
YOULOSTTHEGAMETHEGAMETHEGAMETHEGAMETHEGAMETHEGAMEYOULOST
ima jib that butter
R.I.P Poole, Steeger,McConkey,CRJ, Pierre, and Burke
You know your addicted to skiing when you wake up at 3 in the morning to fap and you end up on NS
ima jib that butter
R.I.P Poole, Steeger,McConkey,CRJ, Pierre, and Burke
You know your addicted to skiing when you wake up at 3 in the morning to fap and you end up on NS
doesn't really count but I'm rolling tits right now. way harder than I've ever before
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I see my predicament was true. Le fu
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these jager girls are like a trashier, more obnoxious version of the kokanee giirls...i miss canada
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No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone...you answer it.
Quoting soulskier
from Feb 12 2012 12:07:49:
these jager girls are like a trashier, more obnoxious version of the kokanee giirls...i miss canada
probably better than the stoli vanilla girls I met a couple of weeks back. homely and their shots were fucking disgusting. from Feb 12 2012 12:07:49:these jager girls are like a trashier, more obnoxious version of the kokanee giirls...i miss canada
you never turn down free booze though. even if it is pinapple juice and chick booze
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
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"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
Quoting TheDude from Feb 11 2012 4:24:37:
I am high as fuck
gtfo I am high as fuck
they think they're being all cute and shit when they're jerking you meanwhile im thinking "DAMN THAT KINDA HURTS, YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG. IM NEVER GONNA GET OFF IF THIS CONTINUES..."-Anathema
You can tell this girl can handle a dick properly. I'd let her touch my penis, unless she is under 18 in that case I wouldn't let her touch my penis. I'd say "no, that's illegal."- HotAssBeatClap
You can tell this girl can handle a dick properly. I'd let her touch my penis, unless she is under 18 in that case I wouldn't let her touch my penis. I'd say "no, that's illegal."- HotAssBeatClap
Supposed to get drunk tonight. Didnt. Fuck.
Quoting Wompuscat from Feb 12 2012 2:15:26:
Supposed to get drunk tonight. Didnt. Fuck.
i was supposed to go to a good party. ended up getting fucked up with my neighbor. she is actually hot/claim Supposed to get drunk tonight. Didnt. Fuck.
they think they're being all cute and shit when they're jerking you meanwhile im thinking "DAMN THAT KINDA HURTS, YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG. IM NEVER GONNA GET OFF IF THIS CONTINUES..."-Anathema
You can tell this girl can handle a dick properly. I'd let her touch my penis, unless she is under 18 in that case I wouldn't let her touch my penis. I'd say "no, that's illegal."- HotAssBeatClap
You can tell this girl can handle a dick properly. I'd let her touch my penis, unless she is under 18 in that case I wouldn't let her touch my penis. I'd say "no, that's illegal."- HotAssBeatClap
yup this is purly true
AHHHHHHH, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! LIAM, GET ME A FUCKING BUDWEISER!- BGOULD
FIS SUCKS- 123ski$
FIS SUCKS- 123ski$
i know i have 0 karma and little cred...
im wasted
im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11
then i wandered arounded ithaca ny
i have little concept of what the fuck is happening
Quoting poo_slinger from Feb 12 2012 2:31:51:
im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11
That would be like making out with a fucking Amazon. Chicks that are 4 inches taller than me intimidate me...
im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11
Quoting poo_slinger from Feb 12 2012 2:31:51:
im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11
i'm 5'2 and have hooked up with a girl who was probably 5'10" im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11
"This is complete bullshit. Stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper." -Huck_Norris
Jaw Be Praised
420
Pancake Hamburgers
Jaw Be Praised
420
Pancake Hamburgers
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Feb 12 2012 2:40:30:
i'm 5'2 and have hooked up with a girl who was probably 5'10"
I'd feel like the girl could rape me...
i'm 5'2 and have hooked up with a girl who was probably 5'10"
i wouldnt have any idea of how to approach a 8 inch height difference, but yea four inches was like bonedeth
so im drunk
its 3am
just went to a party and fucked my ex, fucked her again in the bed of the guy whose been trying to get with her for months, fucked her in my car, brought her to her friends and went home.....
;kzfviosgzedsg;ansd,/gv.kasdfvnsdfvl/ksdnfvsfvionma,;R
its 3am
just went to a party and fucked my ex, fucked her again in the bed of the guy whose been trying to get with her for months, fucked her in my car, brought her to her friends and went home.....
;kzfviosgzedsg;ansd,/gv.kasdfvnsdfvl/ksdnfvsfvionma,;R
2011/2012 days: 30
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Quoting bfulmer from Feb 12 2012 3:10:00:
so im drunk its 3am just went to a party and fucked my ex, fucked her again in the bed of the guy whose been trying to get with her for months, fucked her in my car, brought her to her friends and went home..... ;kzfviosgzedsg;ansd,/gv.kasdfvnsdfvl/ksdnfvsfvionma,;R
3 times in one drunk night, thats impressive so im drunk its 3am just went to a party and fucked my ex, fucked her again in the bed of the guy whose been trying to get with her for months, fucked her in my car, brought her to her friends and went home..... ;kzfviosgzedsg;ansd,/gv.kasdfvnsdfvl/ksdnfvsfvionma,;R
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
"yo jong PM JD to get your skiing thead out of the Poop & Pokeman forum its cluttering up the good stuff"- skifishbum
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
Quoting hot.pocket from Feb 12 2012 4:58:27:
ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
this.. except for me it's more like me....banananana's doot dooo da doo dooALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
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Quoting hot.pocket from Feb 12 2012 4:58:27:
ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME
last night my friend started a massive dance off in the middle of the club. one of his mates passed him a pint and he downed the whole thing in the middle of a huge circle on the dancefloor. he then filled the pint glass with his own vomit, placed it on the floor and kept dancing.
definitely doing it right.
definitely doing it right.
"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
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Just watched the rum diary while drinking rum. Pretty good movie. and the girl in it is sooooo sexy! dream wife forsuree
Amber Heard: my dream wife
So beautifuyl!
Amber Heard: my dream wife
;)
;)
;)
;)
;)
So beautifuyl!
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger nap?
taste yourself.
Quoting *jwill* from Feb 15 2012 11:50:45:
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger nap?
its snooze, not napWhat do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger nap?
"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
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SCOTLAND REPRESENT
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friends nbirthday lol wikd as fuck haham anyways smoked dem marijihna cigaeretes haahhahaha , lol good to talk to ya NS yeee peace, keeo yo stick on the ice haah pea.
Im drinking cookie dough vodka and its sooooo goood!!! Im soo fuckdc up right now!!!!
Get onm y levl!
Get onm y levl!
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
well, id say ids vacation now ic ant air to start schoool agaion. NOT, suck me bro
"Pressures not gonna get those pretty boy lips on that vag any sooner, reach deep into your balls and find the courage to suckle the poon."
-WestWoods
2011/2012 days skied: 48
Sunday River/ Sugarloaf
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-WestWoods
2011/2012 days skied: 48
Sunday River/ Sugarloaf
207
Quoting BROSEIDON$ from Feb 17 2012 3:22:49:
well, id say ids vacation now ic ant air to start schoool agaion. NOT, suck me bro
how much $$$? well, id say ids vacation now ic ant air to start schoool agaion. NOT, suck me bro
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
Quoting poo_slinger from Feb 12 2012 2:31:51:
i know i have 0 karma and little cred...im wasted im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11 then i wandered arounded ithaca ny i have little concept of what the fuck is happening
do you go to ic? i know i have 0 karma and little cred...im wasted im like 5foot 7 and made out with a chick who was like 5 foot fuckin 11 then i wandered arounded ithaca ny i have little concept of what the fuck is happening
"How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chads Gap the next day?"
-Rowen
"macmahooon has the power to make you shit rainbows that curl up into your mouth and taste like pussy mixed with
maple syrup"
-Gator
MOUNT SNOW
SKI SUNDOWN
Fuck Bitches, Play Trumpet
-Rowen
"macmahooon has the power to make you shit rainbows that curl up into your mouth and taste like pussy mixed with
maple syrup"
-Gator
MOUNT SNOW
SKI SUNDOWN
Fuck Bitches, Play Trumpet
i have a confession ti make]
i have a thing for cute asian girls (preference being chinese or japanese). that is all
Quoting thebeesknees$ from Feb 17 2012 11:44:59:
do you go to ic?
IC as in iowa fuckin city?
do you go to ic?
i got wasted with other ns'ers nj_mike and .shep and now permabanned member gypsy_alex, and we did some bonedeth party management. ate burgers on the coast of the magnificent beebe lake, and were met girlz and fought wild animals with our penises..
Quoting thebeesknees$ from Feb 17 2012 11:44:59:
do you go to ic?
nah cu, but i wish ic sometimes, the girls are moar artsy and hawwttter
do you go to ic?
fuuuck yeah im drunk mannnaaaaa. And i Just mamdee an huge fuckin mistake. Anmd i should havebe gone back with this girl after owas making out her. And fuck I didnt and like she offered free jack, but its um. I mean i reaaaaally have feelings for aboither gourl. And she does have em for me too. And I dint know, i think i made the right choice.
so drunk right now. Best night in a long time hanging out with some high school friends
reading week yayyayayayayyayayay
reading week yayyayayayayyayayay
=^.^=
153 dollar tab at chronic tacos in Gastown? Forced to buy nachos to continue buying shots? Know what? 0% fuck is given this day. God dammit, I'm broke now...
its the worst when your skis only have 1 end and the tails go off into infinity - alexat955
I think NASA has officially taken the "Fuck it! Just huck it!" approach to space launches. - Skoalsteeze
I think NASA has officially taken the "Fuck it! Just huck it!" approach to space launches. - Skoalsteeze
Quoting Wompuscat from Feb 18 2012 2:55:55:
IC as in iowa fuckin city?
no, sadly IC as in iowa fuckin city?
"How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chads Gap the next day?"
-Rowen
"macmahooon has the power to make you shit rainbows that curl up into your mouth and taste like pussy mixed with
maple syrup"
-Gator
MOUNT SNOW
SKI SUNDOWN
Fuck Bitches, Play Trumpet
-Rowen
"macmahooon has the power to make you shit rainbows that curl up into your mouth and taste like pussy mixed with
maple syrup"
-Gator
MOUNT SNOW
SKI SUNDOWN
Fuck Bitches, Play Trumpet
Quoting thebeesknees$ from Feb 19 2012 11:05:19:
no, sadly
we have a ns sticker on our porch, i offer you a challenge of trying to find it, scavenger hunt style, no, sadly
hint: somewhere in the ith
Im never getting that fucked up again. Totally fucked up last night and now I feel like a total asshole to the girl i was hanging out with last night.
ski and destroy
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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
ΚΣ
You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money
Quoting PON3$ from Feb 19 2012 5:21:13:
Im never getting that fucked up again. Totally fucked up last night and now I feel like a total asshole to the girl i was hanging out with last night.
the worst feeling Im never getting that fucked up again. Totally fucked up last night and now I feel like a total asshole to the girl i was hanging out with last night.
"I'll bang her but i'm gonna tell her she has to wear a hand like chubbs in happy gilmore"
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live" H.D.T.
"why make cobra mod if racism is an issue? That's like hiring Osama to fight terrorism" Wyatt.~
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live" H.D.T.
"why make cobra mod if racism is an issue? That's like hiring Osama to fight terrorism" Wyatt.~
It is 8:15 am. I went to bed 4 hours ago and am about to teach a 5 hour shift. I am still drunk. This will be fun!
S.I.P. Sarah J. Burke
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
-hendrik. '05
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
-hendrik. '05
Quoting PON3$ from Feb 15 2012 1:56:10:
Just watched the rum diary while drinking rum. Pretty good movie. and the girl in it is sooooo sexy! dream wife forsuree Amber Heard: my dream wife
So beautifuyl!
I'd have to agree with you! Just watch the movie as well. the girl is magical to say the least
Just watched the rum diary while drinking rum. Pretty good movie. and the girl in it is sooooo sexy! dream wife forsuree Amber Heard: my dream wife
So beautifuyl! All times are EST (-5); The current time is 8:49PM
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