Official 2011/2012 NHL Thread - Non-Ski Gabber

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting Sander. from Mar 18 2012 11:31:28:
Ottawa PP? 5th in the league....to 11th

Vancouver PP - 1st in the league by over 3% to 6th. The whole special teams dynamic has changed throughout the league since January.

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Mar 18 2012
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MALKIN DOMINATES

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting GetFighted from Mar 16 2012 1:15:21:

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Mar 18 2012
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If Winnipeg can pull it off tonight and Washington loses their chances of making the playoffs increase

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting Gnartron$ from Mar 18 2012 2:49:22:
If Winnipeg can pull it off tonight and Washington loses their chances of making the playoffs increase

The game is also being played at the Hanger tonight too so they should stand a good chance of winning

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting PagesHouse from Mar 18 2012 2:06:44:
MALKIN DOMINATES

My respect for him as a player dropped significantly today. The spearing, faking an injury, etc. was just too much.

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting Elijah.$ from Mar 18 2012 7:45:58:
My respect for him as a player dropped significantly today. The spearing, faking an injury, etc. was just too much.

I agree, but he is fucking good. The Pens are rolling right now, but are they peaking too early?

Also, I WANT WASHINGTON TO LOOSE. Not because I hate Washington ( but I do dislike them) I just want to see Manitoba freak the fuck out during the playoffs.

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Mar 18 2012
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Would love to see my Jets win tonight.

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Mar 18 2012
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And the Sharks are back in the picture... knock on wood...

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Mar 18 2012
11:05:51PM

God damn, Winnipeg has some awesome fans.

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Mar 18 2012
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Fuuuuuuuuuu Winnipeg! How did they blow that lead

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Mar 18 2012
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Quoting Gnartron$ from Mar 18 2012 2:52:22:
the Hanger

Is that what they're calling the MTS Centre now?

..Solid.

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Mar 18 2012
11:24:11PM

Quoting Theron. from Mar 18 2012 11:05:51:
God damn, Winnipeg has some awesome fans.

i love this

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Mar 18 2012
11:30:35PM

Quoting throatyogurt from Mar 18 2012 11:24:11:
i love this

I guess they chanted "Jordan's better" whenever Eric staal was on the ice.

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting Theron. from Mar 18 2012 11:30:35:
I guess they chanted "Jordan's better" whenever Eric staal was on the ice.

I guess they like the Penguins eh?

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Mar 19 2012
12:46:30AM

Quoting DingoSean$ from Mar 18 2012 11:13:02:
Is that what they're calling the MTS Centre now? ..Solid.

Apparently so from what I have heard

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting DingoSean$ from Mar 18 2012 11:13:02:
Is that what they're calling the MTS Centre now? ..Solid.

Apparently so from what I have heard

"And here we have the rare 'quality post from gnartron'. Seen by few, but always recognized for its brilliance."
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Mar 19 2012
12:12:33PM

Quoting Elijah.$ from Mar 18 2012 7:45:58:
My respect for him as a player dropped significantly today. The spearing, faking an injury, etc. was just too much.

Meh- it was a Pens-Flyers game.... they always have and always will be extremely dirty games. That being said, it's no excuse for faking an injury, etc, etc, but I don't think you can extrapolate his actions in this one game to his style of playing. Everyone was heated and angry.

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Mar 19 2012
12:49:53PM

Anyone else shocked about Matt Cooke this year? Went from a super dirty player always beig suspended and fined to now he is an actual scoring threat.

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Mar 19 2012
12:51:21PM

Quoting .RYAN66$ from Mar 19 2012 12:49:53:
Anyone else shocked about Matt Cooke this year? Went from a super dirty player always beig suspended and fined to now he is an actual scoring threat.

I'm in the "Cooke for Lady Byng" camp. That trophy is meaningless unless you start giving it to dudes who make meaningful strides in playing within the rules or contribute somehow. Giving it to the guy who produces without taking any penalties is a waste, no one cares.

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Mar 19 2012
12:58:36PM

Quoting PagesHouse from Mar 19 2012 12:12:33:
Meh- it was a Pens-Flyers game.... they always have and always will be extremely dirty games. That being said, it's no excuse for faking an injury, etc, etc, but I don't think you can extrapolate his actions in this one game to his style of playing. Everyone was heated and angry.

when i am heated and angry i hit someone not fake an injury. WEAK AS FUCK.

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Mar 19 2012
1:01:21PM

Quoting PagesHouse from Mar 17 2012 3:44:25:
PENS DOMINATE

I'm sorry......what?????

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Mar 19 2012
1:04:39PM

oh and hey there Bryz, nhl star of the week twice in a row now haha. Guess he found his way outta the woods.

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Mar 19 2012
2:27:29PM

Oh cool, an injury.

"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

‎"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.

"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.

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Mar 19 2012
4:16:32PM

who said he even fake an injury? he probably got the wind knocked out of him and was catching his breath

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Mar 19 2012
4:26:43PM

Quoting throatyogurt from Mar 19 2012 4:16:32:
who said he even fake an injury? he probably got the wind knocked out of him and was catching his breath

No, when you get the wind knocked out of you your instinct is to move, move, move.

What's this I see in the Atlantic division? A logjam of perhaps the three best teams in hockey right now?

NY Rangers - 95 points
Pittsburgh Penguins - 94 points
Philadelphia Flyers - 92 points

Gonna be a wild finish!

Oh, and the Blues clinched a playoff spot, with their 100th point of the year.

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Mar 19 2012
7:43:28PM

Good to see the bruins playing decently again

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Mar 19 2012
7:51:01PM

3 scraps off the opening faceoff in NYR/NJ game. that was awesome.

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Mar 19 2012
7:51:50PM

Quoting Sander. from Mar 19 2012 4:26:43:
No, when you get the wind knocked out of you your instinct is to move, move, move. What's this I see in the Atlantic division? A logjam of perhaps the three best teams in hockey right now? NY Rangers - 95 points Pittsburgh Penguins - 94 points Philadelphia Flyers - 92 points Gonna be a wild finish! Oh, and the Blues clinched a playoff spot, with their 100th point of the year.

Speaking of which, Ovie just pulled off a stellar dive.

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Mar 19 2012
7:56:27PM

Quoting Theron. from Mar 19 2012 7:51:50:
Speaking of which, Ovie just pulled off a stellar dive.

Hahah it's hilarious when he dives. Everyone can tell so easily, dudes built like a fucking Tiger tank, we know when you're faking falling.

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting Sander. from Mar 19 2012 7:56:27:
Hahah it's hilarious when he dives. Everyone can tell so easily, dudes built like a fucking Tiger tank, we know when you're faking falling.

In all honesty, Stuart's stick was high but it didn't make contact. The puck did.

Anyways, 2-0 already. Not having Lidstrom is making this hard to watch.

"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob

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Mar 19 2012
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NYR all the way #1 in the east

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Mar 19 2012
8:05:58PM

Quoting Theron. from Mar 19 2012 8:02:49:
In all honesty, Stuart's stick was high but it didn't make contact. The puck did. Anyways, 2-0 already. Not having Lidstrom is making this hard to watch.

And Washington has 3 shots. Traps fighting traps..

Toronto is currently being given a second asshole by the Bruins.

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Mar 19 2012
8:37:09PM

Bruins continue to own the leafs

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Mar 19 2012
8:48:58PM

burke must be in full melt-down. i wonder how much redder his face his above normal.

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting parkdizzle from Mar 19 2012 8:37:09:
Bruins continue to own the leafs

I am conflicted, the Leafs make me laugh, but I want Boston to lose....

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Mar 19 2012
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The leafs are getting obliterated.. 7 goals after 17 shots and 2 different goaltenders haha.

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Mar 19 2012
8:57:09PM

Well to everyone saying we need Datsyuk back, he isn't really helping us out yet. So it wasn't really a loss when we lost him.

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Mar 19 2012
10:03:33PM

this might be one of the greatest things i have seen. anybody know why they were fighting? something happen last game?

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Mar 19 2012
10:20:32PM

Quoting PagesHouse from Mar 19 2012 12:12:33:
Meh- it was a Pens-Flyers game.... they always have and always will be extremely dirty games. That being said, it's no excuse for faking an injury, etc, etc, but I don't think you can extrapolate his actions in this one game to his style of playing. Everyone was heated and angry.

Well said. Pure intensity out there. Geno's goal was fucking incredible though.

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Mar 19 2012
10:49:40PM

WILD SHUTOUT CANUCKS!!!!!!!

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Mar 19 2012
11:03:29PM

Quoting Elijah.$ from Mar 19 2012 10:20:32:
Well said. Pure intensity out there. Geno's goal was fucking incredible though.

unbelievable..gotta love pens-flyers

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Mar 19 2012
11:34:34PM

Isn't that the second time the Rangers-Devils have brawled at puck drop this year?

Oh, and the Canucks need to wake the fuck up....really getting old seeing the team capitulate like this.

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting RideMi from Mar 19 2012 8:57:09:
Well to everyone saying we need Datsyuk back, he isn't really helping us out yet. So it wasn't really a loss when we lost him.

I do agree. It's lidstrom that we really need back. Our D is uncoordinated as all hell and it's just a massive shit show all around. Not to mention our PP is an absolute disaster. Honestly, It looks as if the wings are just saving themselves for the playoffs which I'm totally fine with but it'd be nice to end the regular season off on a good note.

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Mar 19 2012
11:50:20PM

...How the fuck do we keep getting fucked up by the god damn ducks.

I just hope they come out and get this game evened up. 2 goals is never too much.

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting EricaMN from Mar 19 2012 10:49:40:
WILD SHUTOUT CANUCKS!!!!!!!

great, two bottom of the barrel teams, one shut out the other... who cares.

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Mar 19 2012
11:57:13PM

Quoting pbandj$ from Mar 19 2012 11:55:49:
great, two bottom of the barrel teams, one shut out the other... who cares.

We haven't had much to cheer for this year. Can't you just let us have this one?

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Mar 19 2012
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Quoting pbandj$ from Mar 19 2012 11:55:49:
great, two bottom of the barrel teams, one shut out the other... who cares.

and i'm pretty sure Vancouver is 2nd in the west...

Are those a mix between a snowboard and skis?

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Mar 20 2012
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Quoting Nectar.$ from Mar 19 2012 11:58:13:
and i'm pretty sure Vancouver is 2nd in the west...

you're right, my bad i read it as canadiens, not canucks.

i definitely scope out the situation, it's not like i hit the lights and swing my cock around until i strike something warm, i'm not a fucking oil prospector... -drew

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Mar 20 2012
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Quoting pbandj$ from Mar 19 2012 11:55:49:
great, two bottom of the barrel teams, one shut out the other... who cares.

second in the west, tied for 3rd in the league, bottom of the barrel?

yeah they've played shit lately but vancouver isnt bottom of the barrel

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