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You will lose a lot of money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

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maaaawwww, im goin to windles!!

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Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
-skithecanada

"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
- Fear-The-Deer

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

i heard stories of people jacking off out of open windows and people catching the jizz in their open mouths
not that you're into that
but its the idea of freedom, man

There once was a goon from nantucket,
Who tossed a cork 9, and he stuck it.
He saw the rep from line,
who said it looked almost divine,
But then told him to try not to huck it.

boom bomb connect

Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
-skithecanada

"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
- Fear-The-Deer

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris

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Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

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in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
CR Johnson 2/24/10
Shane McConkey 3/26/09
Travis Steeger 2/27/09
Hoot Brown 3/24/06
RIP, NEVER FORGET

Walk up to her in the halls, BONER. She touches my shoulder, BONER. I hold her hand, BONERRIFIC!- Papa
"That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed, it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" - cyclo252

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

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you're about as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon

When you walk out the door in the morning, what matters most is not what type of skiing you do but whether that skiing is any good. On a waist-deep day, dropping into tight chutes or open bowls, down a sweet line throught the trees where pockets of wind-blown snow create so many natural lips and launching pads... So lets let the dubious bickering within our own sport die with it. The answer is already out there, along with the energy, the freedom, and the truth: What "saved skiing" is SKIING. - Tom Bie

"In the depth of winter, i finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer" - Albert Camus

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

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"And here we have the rare 'quality post from gnartron'. Seen by few, but always recognized for its brilliance."

A kid reaches out for support to find others to connect with and you guys tell him to put a sticker over half of his goggles. - Rowen

☭HC Коммунистической☭

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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

i heard stories of people jacking off out of open windows and people catching the jizz in their open mouths
not that you're into that
but its the idea of freedom, man

"In the depth of winter, i finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer" - Albert Camus

bomb hills not countries - bomb clothing

BOOMSKWAD and it don't stop...

Buy my shiz
http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/662118/

I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
-AR6rider

how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

"In the depth of winter, i finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer" - Albert Camus

This Season Ski Days:

2012: 1
2011: 3

Im gunna rip the shit outta this!

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

boom bomb connect

how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

Be an optimist prime, not a negatron.

"politics are fucked. economy is fucked. go ski as much as you can."-smuggs

SKOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


"Also, do you use your straps, like what if the pole gets caught on a tree and pulls your shoulder out of socket?"

"what if your dick gets caught on the chairlift and it rips your dick off??" - seward

SKOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


"Also, do you use your straps, like what if the pole gets caught on a tree and pulls your shoulder out of socket?"

"what if your dick gets caught on the chairlift and it rips your dick off??" - seward

ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander


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