Taking the internet serously - Non-Ski Gabber

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Sep 10 2011
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It don't matter whether you're Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon
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This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

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Sep 11 2011
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Sep 11 2011
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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make gigantic hickeys
where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

you're so fucking lame its unbelievable. its obvious you dont really give any thought to what you say and what effect it will have, but do remember that your insensitive garbage opinions can have more impact than you think. i can also see that no ones really getting through to your little monkey brain, but i will just say that you're a giant dick and you should probably take a step back and thoroughly look at yourself as a person.
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Sep 11 2011
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Quoting k-rob from Sep 11 2011 3:28:24:
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in god bless you dad

that was hilarious

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Sep 11 2011
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Quoting k-rob from Sep 11 2011 3:28:24:
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in god bless you dad

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Sep 11 2011
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Sep 11 2011
6:29:55PM

Quoting kamesjelly from Sep 11 2011 5:46:27:

thats pretty uncool man

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Sep 11 2011
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Quoting k-rob from Sep 11 2011 3:28:24:
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in god bless you dad

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Sep 11 2011
7:48:30PM

Quoting yuck$ from Sep 11 2011 6:29:55:
thats pretty uncool man

Oh I agree it's completely uncool, but it's on the internet so it should not be taken seriously.

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Sep 11 2011
11:47:03PM

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Sep 13 2011
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Sep 15 2011
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Sep 15 2011
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Sep 15 2011
3:16:11PM

you're so fucking lame its unbelievable. its obvious you dont really give any thought to what you say and what effect it will have, but do remember that your insensitive garbage opinions can have more impact than you think. i can also see that no ones really getting through to your little monkey brain, but i will just say that you're a giant dick and you should probably take a step back and thoroughly look at yourself as a person.
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Sep 15 2011
3:59:23PM

It don't matter whether you're Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon
-Bo Burnham

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

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Sep 16 2011
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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

My life is currently a big game of Oregon Trail. I’m trying
diligently to get out west but my oxen keep dying and my kids keep breaking arms and getting dysentery.

why you were banned: for posting an erect penis sticking through a sleeping bag body suit.

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Sep 16 2011
5:52:14AM

Quoting yuck$ from Sep 11 2011 6:29:55:
thats pretty uncool man

If you can't laugh at things you have no business in this thread.

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"I am just in awe at what a tremendous douche you are" - Tasche lolz lolz lolz

"[1:48] phnee: i'm so fucking angry and stressed right now. I want to punt a baby"

"[5:57] b: yes hit her in the head then rape her
[5:57] b: do it rusty style.

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Sep 17 2011
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Sep 17 2011
8:23:35PM

haha i saw this thread when it was first made and never expected anything from it. i am very satisfied.

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Sep 18 2011
1:58:35AM

"One thing is certain, and that is that, we here at NS pride ourselves on being a bunch of stupid motherfuckers" -TechnoPotamus

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Sep 18 2011
2:54:13AM

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Sep 18 2011
8:22:32PM

Quoting Zimmerman from Sep 17 2011 8:23:35:
haha i saw this thread when it was first made and never expected anything from it. i am very satisfied.

Same. I was one of the ones banned that night so I could only spectate till like page 3.

Def a quality thread

"So toss away stuff you don't need in the end, but keep whats important, and know who's your friend"-phish
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"I am just in awe at what a tremendous douche you are" - Tasche lolz lolz lolz

"[1:48] phnee: i'm so fucking angry and stressed right now. I want to punt a baby"

"[5:57] b: yes hit her in the head then rape her
[5:57] b: do it rusty style.

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Sep 18 2011
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Sep 19 2011
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Sep 19 2011
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Sep 19 2011
5:52:22PM

Quoting .AR6rider.$ from Sep 19 2011 4:23:39:

hahahahhaha

sick sale : http://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/635447/

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Sep 19 2011
6:17:43PM

ski and destroy

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Sep 19 2011
6:20:10PM

Quoting Derfernertely.$ from Sep 18 2011 2:54:13:

mind=blown

I'm fucking serious

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Sep 19 2011
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Once again, we meet at last!

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Sep 19 2011
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Quoting rudager$$ from Sep 19 2011 11:01:52:

fuck every thing

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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

My life is currently a big game of Oregon Trail. I’m trying
diligently to get out west but my oxen keep dying and my kids keep breaking arms and getting dysentery.

why you were banned: for posting an erect penis sticking through a sleeping bag body suit.

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Sep 19 2011
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Once again, we meet at last!

JiveClan

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www.purplejumpsuit.wordpress.com ~ www.surfaceskis.com

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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
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Quoting Derfernertely.$ from Sep 20 2011 12:42:28:

i'm in love with you/your pic and gif source.

hold my beer and check this out.

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Sep 20 2011
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Quoting tuna. from Sep 20 2011 12:47:50:
i'm in love with you/your pic and gif source.

I'm glad you approve :]]

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Sep 20 2011
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Quoting Derfernertely.$ from Sep 20 2011 12:53:09:
I'm glad you approve :]]

hahaha thats fucking awesome

i really want some iced tea

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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
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lolwut

It don't matter whether you're Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon
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This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33

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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
2:48:32AM

Quoting Derfernertely.$ from Sep 20 2011 2:47:52:

GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

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Sep 20 2011
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Sep 20 2011
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FLOODO. taste death, feel life

there is no such thing as bad weather. just improper clothing

My life is currently a big game of Oregon Trail. I’m trying
diligently to get out west but my oxen keep dying and my kids keep breaking arms and getting dysentery.

why you were banned: for posting an erect penis sticking through a sleeping bag body suit.

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Sep 20 2011
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Quoting Derfernertely.$ from Sep 20 2011 12:42:28:

loooool thats great

you are wrong, more importantly; wrong on the internet.
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