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PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS

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iSmokeweed
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending

The red ship crashed into the blue ship. All the passengers were marooned

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.


MORE PUNS FOR EVERYONE.

Mar 13 2011 4:06PM
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1337
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Mar 13 2011 4:08PM
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come_at_me_bro
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It wont be long before jokes about the tsunami come,



flooding....



in
Mar 13 2011 4:12PM
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tall_pants
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haha thats punny
Mar 13 2011 4:15PM
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Anathema
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THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S PUNS

THESE ARE ENERGY PUNS

TURBO PUNS
Mar 13 2011 4:16PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Mar 13 2011 4:16PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me..
Mar 13 2011 4:17PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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fuck its to big

Mar 13 2011 4:18PM
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Ski.Ballet
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Did you hear about our crazy camping trip?

It was intense.
Mar 13 2011 4:26PM
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I.B
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yes!
Mar 13 2011 4:28PM
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Mr.Luke
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'
Mar 13 2011 5:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sound the alarm, you're going to be uncomfortably energetic!
Mar 13 2011 5:13PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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what did the man say when he walked into a bar?

















ouch.
Mar 13 2011 5:28PM
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Mike-O
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In before Punny Racc--

Well, shit.
Mar 13 2011 5:31PM
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TBigCat
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lol
Mar 13 2011 5:34PM
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.frenchy
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There is no need to reply on every thread on the first page of NSG. Thanks.
Mar 13 2011 5:37PM
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TBigCat
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I just llok at each thread my eye catches.
Mar 13 2011 5:37PM
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AwR
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Mar 13 2011 6:03PM
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E.C.
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hahahahahhah
Mar 13 2011 6:06PM
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7-3instacall
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my bicycle won't stand by itself, I guess it's cause it's two-tired
Mar 13 2011 7:19PM
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Dan.P
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these are all pretty punny
Mar 13 2011 7:27PM
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smooter
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the blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw.

need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy!

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Mar 13 2011 7:31PM
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Deluge
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what do you call a guy in a grave? doug
Mar 13 2011 7:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I fucking love those jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russell.
Mar 13 2011 8:01PM
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messplay
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what do you call a large quantity of babies being run over by a lawn mower?
Mar 13 2011 8:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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Lunch?
Mar 13 2011 8:05PM
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messplay
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close sam. fertilizer.
Mar 13 2011 8:09PM
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sammy_
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Mar 13 2011 8:12PM
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thelizards
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threads
Mar 13 2011 8:18PM
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sammy_
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haha

no offense to the tennis players...
Mar 13 2011 8:18PM
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304NordMan
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I don't have any puns. But I will contribute this incoherent sentence.

Fjh jyhykj sdg rjgjyjfg sfgf. Thggfe thgd tp yofhs fhdj. rofrofrofrof!

Mar 13 2011 8:19PM
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JStrathern
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You'll have so many babies. FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 13 2011 8:19PM
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SneakyTurtle
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They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.
Mar 13 2011 10:02PM
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84west
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I hate to be a wet blanket, but all this rain is really putting a damper on my day.
Mar 13 2011 10:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i like this thread
Mar 13 2011 10:20PM
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iSmokeweed
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I do all my shit, but at a higher level. now that was a weed joke.
-wiz khalifa


even rappers like puns


what do you call a nosey pepper?

jalapeño business

Mar 13 2011 10:31PM
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iSmokeweed
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what do you call a man with no arms or legs drowning in a pool? Bob.

what do you call a man nailed to a wall? Art.




Mar 13 2011 10:51PM
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p.hawks
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a friend of my dads friends sells penis implants, and when people ask him about work etc, he says its hard, and he has some stiff competition, but its looking up.
Mar 13 2011 10:57PM
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Jaimee.
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
Mar 13 2011 10:58PM
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Bubba-Snax
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bump
Mar 14 2011 12:19AM
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Triple_Strum
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Bad math one for ya:

What do you call a math teacher who is always at the beach? A tan gent
Mar 14 2011 12:27AM
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Lwaghorn
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Mar 14 2011 12:38AM
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digiac
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Mar 14 2011 1:43AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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those puns all fucking suck
Mar 14 2011 2:35AM
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bangarangmules
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hah! I lol'ed
Mar 14 2011 2:42AM
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belden...
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Can anyone think of a pun containing not liking soda and going to prom? I've been thinking all night but haven't come up with anything.
Mar 14 2011 6:35AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Did you hear about the person with the incurable and deadly disease? He died.
Mar 14 2011 6:46AM
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sammy_
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Ok...those were the first ones that came to mind. Sorry I didn't please you...
Mar 14 2011 5:12PM
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Mr.Huck
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I love having sex while camping.  It's fucking in tents. 
Mar 14 2011 5:42PM
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quaive
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Mar 14 2011 5:46PM
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Chompo.
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literally loled
Mar 14 2011 5:50PM
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