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Subject: The rage of a free skier
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THR3EUltimate Bling!
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Mar 8 2011
5:14:48PM

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here is a template lets see what you got ns

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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant

the field mouse is fast, but the owl can see at night

yajustgottamemberthemissleownernotsixfooter

vote or leave a comment +k
http://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contestview/id/4984/cid/2/eid/29/
http://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contestview/id/4984/cid/2/eid/29/
http://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contestview/id/4984/cid/2/eid/29/
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A-cAll$
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Oct 12 2011
12:14:10PM
Quoting YossarianUltimate Bling! from Oct 12 2011 10:59:07:
How is that stupid? 1.6km = 1 mile either that or I've spent years converting distances wrong.
he said 1km=1.6 miles
There once was a goon from nantucket,
Who tossed a cork 9, and he stuck it.
He saw the rep from line,
who said it looked almost divine,
But then told him to try not to huck it.
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YossarianUltimate Bling!
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Oct 12 2011
12:16:24PM
So he did. I must've just glanced at it and rearranged the numbers the right way - shows me up for just scanning NS posts.
Official B/S/T of europe: http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/forum/cat_id/6228/

Ski the East Fife Polytechnic.
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THUNT836$
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Oct 12 2011
3:02:25PM
RIP Steve Jobs

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northeast
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Oct 12 2011
3:24:53PM
Quoting monkatizer from Mar 13 2011 2:54:53:
whenever i take a dump at school, i go to the private, un maked bathroom thet no one knows about. its awesome!
I busted the lock on the teachers' bathroom in the science wing at my school, shit's prime.
reppin 860 'till the day i die

"But this is skiing, biggest size fits all" - J1l3l31N

"Ex girlfriends are like scratch tickets, when they are loser, cut your losses and throw it in the trash." - .Andrew.

it's good, but not needed, kinda like handjobs. - frenchy.

"women love to be romanced, and by romanced i mean spanked with webbed fingers and stung in the ass with jellyfish and sea urchins while you jack off left handed and make narwhal mating calls." - TechnoPotamus
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BigBadWolf$
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Oct 12 2011
5:33:49PM
Quoting THUNT836$ from Oct 12 2011 3:02:25:
RIP Steve JobsClick for larger image
Censored excitement was too funny
Having Bobby Brown sign Jiberish is like having Wayne Gretzky sign a tennis racket.
-k.wags

And don't fuck with Kangbangs knowledge on spending obscene amounts of money on clothing.
-Molkstork
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CHRONIC.TOWN$
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Oct 12 2011
5:40:59PM
Quoting THUNT836$ from Oct 12 2011 3:02:25:
RIP Steve JobsClick for larger image
thats not a freeskier
SKOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jesus, not another bunch of stoner kids making the ugliest shit they can possibly imagine......... - uni-corn
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grilledsteezeyo
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Oct 12 2011
5:56:25PM
Quoting THUNT836$ from Oct 12 2011 3:02:25:
RIP Steve JobsClick for larger image
not what i wanted to see, getting ios 5 right now....
Whats that big bump on the landing?

"The mountain is my wife and my enemy. i love it" Garret Russell

There's always snow somewhere

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/57542841@N04
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c0re
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Newb
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Oct 12 2011
6:08:46PM
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ORDEAL$
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Oct 12 2011
6:12:36PM
Quoting c0re from Oct 12 2011 6:08:46:
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Soooo true

the feeling i get from competing
you are wrong, more importantly; wrong on the internet.
-416


Yes, she ran away crying and I had to apologise in front of class. But it was empowering.
-Mike-O


It's just so hip and underground that you can't see it, you an your bourgeois eyes.

Urination target acquired
-papa_lanks
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Jibbin_Ur_Face$
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Oct 12 2011
7:22:47PM
Quoting ORDEAL$ from Oct 12 2011 6:12:36:
Soooo true the feeling i get from competing
I mean i dont know. Theres not really a feeling that beats that
THE JOY I GET FROM SKIING; THATS WORTH DYING FOR.-CR RIP
SKIING IS A LIFESTYLE NOT A HOBBY

Your flaming homosexuality will melt the snow on the mountain. Skiing won't be possible. -aKrieg

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bfulmer
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Oct 12 2011
7:24:58PM
Quoting Jibbin_Ur_Face$ from Oct 12 2011 7:22:47:
I mean i dont know. Theres not really a feeling that beats that
dun, dun dun, dun DUN

newschoolers needs a new ad
Swag
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richardhead
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Oct 12 2011
10:09:48PM
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richardhead
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Oct 12 2011
10:21:06PM
Quoting richardhead from Oct 12 2011 10:09:48:
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RedPanda$
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Oct 12 2011
10:33:46PM
awesome thread is awesome. /mythreads
"ever notice that saloon style doors are always placed in areas you want to enter subtlety? and then you end up busting in like THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN"-PJS.

"Looks capable of being used as a fleshlight"- aTeenageLobotomy

"I only smoke on special occasions... like wednesdays"- Keaun Beacom
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THR3EUltimate Bling!
Karma: 261798
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Oct 12 2011
10:41:22PM
Quoting richardhead from Oct 12 2011 10:09:48:
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hahaha did this actually happen? be honest now
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant


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stupendous-man$
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Oct 13 2011
2:37:57PM
Quoting richardhead from Oct 12 2011 10:09:48:
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probably the best first post ever
"i once saw an indian family eating lunch at the picnic table in the park." -alexg1687

http://on3pskis.com/ ||http://sessions.searchpluswin.com/refer/bikerofestacada

You want stickers? Buy some from me!
http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/forumthread/thread_id/640100/
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CHRONIC.TOWN$
Karma: 104663
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Oct 13 2011
4:13:32PM
Quoting richardhead from Oct 12 2011 10:21:06:
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hahahahahahaha
SKOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jesus, not another bunch of stoner kids making the ugliest shit they can possibly imagine......... - uni-corn
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Jiaco
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Oct 13 2011
4:49:17PM
Quoting AWALLRUS. from Mar 8 2011 7:04:24:
lmao threads, this is goin places
OMG he didnt type in caps!!!!
NS ROLLERBLADER

"The joy i get from skiing, thats worth dying for"- CRJ
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Zimmerman
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Oct 13 2011
5:07:32PM
Quoting Jiaco from Oct 13 2011 4:49:17:
OMG he didnt type in caps!!!!
.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SHUT UP AND ENJOY MY PENIS
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broto
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Oct 13 2011
6:27:55PM
Quoting Jiaco from Oct 13 2011 4:49:17:
OMG he didnt type in caps!!!!
OMG thousands of his posts arent in caps!!!!
The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for - RIP CR Johnson

before i could even tell my buddy to get out, he was outside, door open, just firing beer cans into my car. - seward

toggenburg represent! east coast represent!
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papa_lanks$
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Oct 13 2011
6:32:30PM
Quoting Jiaco from Oct 13 2011 4:49:17:
OMG he didnt type in caps!!!!
OHMYGOD stop gargling
Joel.

when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator

"If we're gonna need to take a ride, dibs on the charger" - springs4life
--------------------------------///SURFACESKIS///---
///SOLID 7 SPRINGS\\\

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306.$
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Oct 14 2011
12:33:55AM
Quoting Jiaco from Oct 13 2011 4:49:17:
OMG he didnt type in caps!!!!
I work at your icon.
Go huck yourself.

"lolwut?"

"Don't land like a boner"

"He took that last shot deeper than a pornstar" -I.B.

"I slipped on some ice in inappropriate shoes last week. I regained control, spun blind 2 out, and afterbanged." -nickyp$
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jpmoffat
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Oct 14 2011
1:41:41AM
Quoting NPFilm from May 9 2011 6:29:43:
part 1http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10100752375430540&oid=39389132785&commentspart 2http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10100752476857280&oid=39389132785&comments
wow
William Wood also was known by the name of William Charles Henry. He was born in 1864 and died in 1947. During that time, he wrote 10 books.
how will you be remembered?


☃ⓙⓐⓜⓔⓢ☿
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schu2122
Karma: 7835
247 Posts
Loner
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Oct 14 2011
10:26:04AM
Quoting 306.$ from Oct 14 2011 12:33:55:
I work at your icon.
as long as a taco bell is attached  ^this doesnt suck
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Zimmerman
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Oct 14 2011
12:02:29PM
Quoting schu2122 from Oct 14 2011 10:26:04:
as long as a taco bell is attached  ^this doesnt suck
ya those are the best
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SHUT UP AND ENJOY MY PENIS
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THR3EUltimate Bling!
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Oct 14 2011
2:25:53PM
Quoting Zimmerman from Oct 14 2011 12:02:29:
ya those are the best
the is one on the way home from mount snow. I stop there every time and get the latest fad. last time i got the double down
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant


- THR3E Clothing -

http://www.thr3eclothing.com/

http://vimeo.com/29641291
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SweetumsUltimate Bling!
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Oct 14 2011
2:39:41PM
Quoting c0re from Oct 12 2011 6:08:46:
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"Hi I'm Mike Golic and I love tabasco on my pizza"
YMR_______Ar§enic_______HG Skis_______Bear Crew Only

"I thought you had crowbars?"
"LOL crowbars, what is this, 2007?"

MOUNT SOUTHINGTON
SUGARBUSH

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jpmoffat
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Oct 14 2011
5:59:44PM
someone make a jiblife
William Wood also was known by the name of William Charles Henry. He was born in 1864 and died in 1947. During that time, he wrote 10 books.
how will you be remembered?


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THR3EUltimate Bling!
Karma: 261798
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Oct 14 2011
9:54:29PM
Quoting jpmoffat from Oct 14 2011 5:59:44:
someone make a jiblife
page 3
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant


- THR3E Clothing -

http://www.thr3eclothing.com/

http://vimeo.com/29641291
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*Hons*$
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Oct 15 2011
1:06:56PM
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infuser
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Oct 15 2011
1:37:52PM
Quoting stupendous-man$ from Oct 13 2011 2:37:57:
probably the best first post ever
definetely the best first post ever
I don't get what all the hype is with powder, i mean theres no rails or shit to hit- jack-john
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Ungeiist
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Oct 16 2011
8:59:00AM
Quoting richardhead from Oct 12 2011 10:21:06:
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lol this has happened to me whn taking a piss
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ɥɔnoɔ oʎ ʞɔnɟ

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crab_pretzel
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Oct 16 2011
9:47:45AM
someone please explain to me the one with the freeskier on the toilet and the parker white triple one. i dont understand
"just use a lot of lube and stretch first" -Cultrara_$
"skiers are nomadic omnivores. we're all over the place and we indulge in all sorts of goodies." -snomaster
"he took that shot deeper than a pornstar" -I.B
"That [trailer] was so fucking dirty that when my mom came in I had to switch to porn" -_SEA_

buy some stickers from me:
http://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/forumthread/thread_id/633674/
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northeast
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Oct 16 2011
10:10:54AM
Quoting crab_pretzel from Oct 16 2011 9:47:45:
someone please explain to me the one with the freeskier on the toilet and the parker white triple one. i dont understand
In the toilet one, his heavily gang related tall tee or jacket was so long that he forgot to pull it above his butthole, and it acted as a "safety net" of sorts for the plummeting butt dumplings.
reppin 860 'till the day i die

"But this is skiing, biggest size fits all" - J1l3l31N

"Ex girlfriends are like scratch tickets, when they are loser, cut your losses and throw it in the trash." - .Andrew.

it's good, but not needed, kinda like handjobs. - frenchy.

"women love to be romanced, and by romanced i mean spanked with webbed fingers and stung in the ass with jellyfish and sea urchins while you jack off left handed and make narwhal mating calls." - TechnoPotamus
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*Hons*$
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Oct 16 2011
1:58:40PM
Quoting crab_pretzel from Oct 16 2011 9:47:45:
someone please explain to me the one with the freeskier on the toilet and the parker white triple one. i dont understand
and the parker white triple one it was the level 1 movie freezing up during the premier that i was first in line at
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PorQueTaco
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Oct 16 2011
2:24:48PM
Quoting northeast from Oct 16 2011 10:10:54:
In the toilet one, his heavily gang related tall tee or jacket was so long that he forgot to pull it above his butthole, and it acted as a "safety net" of sorts for the plummeting butt dumplings.
HAHAHA
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306.$
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Oct 17 2011
12:42:23AM
Quoting northeast from Oct 16 2011 10:10:54:
plummeting butt dumplings.
Quoting for epicness.
Go huck yourself.

"lolwut?"

"Don't land like a boner"

"He took that last shot deeper than a pornstar" -I.B.

"I slipped on some ice in inappropriate shoes last week. I regained control, spun blind 2 out, and afterbanged." -nickyp$
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.ALOC.
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Loner
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Oct 17 2011
1:23:18AM
Quoting *Hons*$ from Oct 15 2011 1:06:56:
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This is exactly what happened at the premeire in spokane!!
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furryantelope
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Oct 17 2011
1:34:41AM
Quoting c0re from Oct 12 2011 6:08:46:
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I don't think they make right arms that long
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SterlingArcher
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Oct 17 2011
1:36:50AM
threads
Diversity stole my bike

A person with a mustache can go places others can't
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forrest1
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Wannabe
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Oct 17 2011
1:43:37AM
no rage at all. skiing makes me happy
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*Hons*$
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Oct 17 2011
10:09:07AM
Quoting .ALOC. from Oct 17 2011 1:23:18:
This is exactly what happened at the premeire in spokane!!
i was there as well. pretty bummed it did that
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skiRay$
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Oct 17 2011
10:29:16AM
this definitly reminds me of the photoshop tanner hall thread
OSP
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ski.loon$
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Oct 17 2011
10:41:15AM
Quoting ski.loon$ from Aug 19 2011 2:15:28:
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I remember this haha
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*Hons*$
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Oct 17 2011
10:46:19PM
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TBreso
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Ridiculous
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Oct 17 2011
10:50:57PM
^ loled at gapers tuque.
I like turtles
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SterlingArcher
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Oct 17 2011
11:36:42PM
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Diversity stole my bike

A person with a mustache can go places others can't
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THR3EUltimate Bling!
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Oct 18 2011
6:55:51AM
Quoting SterlingArcher from Oct 17 2011 11:36:42:
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the me gusta face means that you like it
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant


- THR3E Clothing -

http://www.thr3eclothing.com/

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CliffyByro$
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Oct 18 2011
8:49:25AM
Quoting SterlingArcher from Oct 17 2011 11:36:42:
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i don't even
if we suddenly fall should i scream out? or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as i'm crying? so frightened of dying. relax? yes i'm trying but this fear's got a hold on me.

SCOTLAND REPRESENT
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SterlingArcher
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Oct 18 2011
10:09:18AM
Quoting THR3EUltimate Bling! from Oct 18 2011 6:55:51:
the me gusta face means that you like it
because a woman farting is the ultamite afrodisiac
Diversity stole my bike

A person with a mustache can go places others can't
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