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My mom has a NS account...

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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
So, I went over to my friends house and when i got home my ma was all pissed. I found out that i left NS up and she went on and saw a bunch of what she said was "offensive" and "terrible, racist, degrading conversations".

Eh, she was all pissed and all but whatever. Then I find out that she talked to a bunch of my friends moms (also NS'ers) and told them about the site and one friends parents got someone to "permaban" NS from their internet.

THEN, later i get on my computer and find someone else mysteriously logged in (Luvskitrix or something). I go into NSG and see that this account has posted all sorts of stupid shit, hating on "bad activities" and stuff. Clearly this is my mom.

My other friend said his mom told him she is going to make an account as well.

So NS, my mom has an account. Sweet ...
Feb 27 2011 2:01AM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
haha i called her out as a obvious troll account
Feb 27 2011 2:02AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Inb4 OP's mommy comes into this thread.
Feb 27 2011 2:08AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
hahaha i really wanna see this.

DEAR JABRONIS MOM, GTFO MY NS AND GO DO HIS LAUNDRY
Feb 27 2011 2:09AM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/profile/id/163411. :)
Feb 27 2011 2:09AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
hhahahahaha this is getting ridiculous. i hope she posts in this thread and grounds you via NS
Feb 27 2011 2:10AM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Ok fair enough. Oh I hope she posts on this thread.
Feb 27 2011 2:11AM
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TheReverend
Posts: 364 - Karma: 31
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Feb 27 2011 2:11AM
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je_mapelle
Posts: 157 - Karma: 11
She is definitely gonna get hit on.
Feb 27 2011 2:12AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Go ahead and make him a sandwich while you're at it.

Seriously, NS is a community of and for skiers, not their gaperlike mothers... and though there is a load of crap, there's a far greater amount of awesome ski related conversation without which a whole lot of skiers wouldn't be where they are today in the sport.

Also, I double-dog dare you to type 4chan.org/b/ into your browser just so you can see exactly how much of a shitshow the internet can be.
Feb 27 2011 2:13AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
not working? :(
Feb 27 2011 2:16AM
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IIImatic
Posts: 141 - Karma: 9
hahahahaha tell her to get back into the fkucing kitchen
Feb 27 2011 2:21AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
No more NS until you finish your homework and take out the trash! We're having pumpkin pie for dinner tomorrow so I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Feb 27 2011 2:28AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
"luvskitrix"? your mom is so damn cute
Feb 27 2011 2:29AM
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Dudesinpools
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
the real question is why aren't you friends with your mom.
Feb 27 2011 5:14AM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
hello son.
Feb 27 2011 5:18AM
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Harvette
Posts: 39 - Karma: 11
Since when?
Feb 27 2011 5:23AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Since I ventured out of NSG for a few minutes. It sort of scared me so I came back to the comfort of shit flying all over the place that I've come to expect and love.
Feb 27 2011 5:44AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
im gunan troll the shit out of ur mom and then get her to send me nude pics

Feb 27 2011 5:55AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
then ill post them on here and the rest of the internet
Feb 27 2011 6:06AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
we're gonna need pics of your mom dude ....
Feb 27 2011 6:09AM
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I_Am_Mod
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also some quotes from your mom:

Luvskitrix:
"I am assuming you are underage and dont know the dangers of alcohol. It doesnt make you cool, it makes you dead"

"I am not a "troll account". I love to ski as much as the next dude, but I have seen bad people in trouble with alcohol. Skiing tricks is my alcohol!"


Alcohol 's the devil dude!
Feb 27 2011 6:12AM
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etlie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
next thing you know and newschoolers will be banned at your school.
Feb 27 2011 6:16AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
your mom is trolling hard
Feb 27 2011 6:36AM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
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Feb 27 2011 6:58AM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
I miss Mary O'Neil, she was a saint. She needs to pop in here and teach all other moms a serious lesson.
Feb 27 2011 8:13AM
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coopsteeez
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lets give her shit tons of karma
Feb 27 2011 10:57AM
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skichicky3
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hahaha I saw some posts from your mom. That would be funny if we got her banned.
Feb 27 2011 10:58AM
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E.C.
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im confused.
Feb 27 2011 11:01AM
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Jonny7
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oh lawd haha
Feb 27 2011 11:04AM
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brandon_
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so awesome.
Feb 27 2011 11:04AM
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gus555
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we should all cybs
Feb 27 2011 11:05AM
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gus555
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*cyber her. fucj my ipod
Feb 27 2011 11:05AM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
this is hilarious.
Feb 27 2011 11:06AM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
rumor has it ^^^^^^^^
No_Dub
Feb 27th 2011 at 8:41:01am
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papa_lanks
Feb 27th 2011 at 8:47:45am
milftastic
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Feb 27th 2011 at 11:00:29am
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Feb 27 2011 11:08AM
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bistroburrito
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I messages her telling to get off newschoolers cause it would be like you making a fool out of her in front of her friends
Feb 27 2011 11:09AM
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Phil-X-
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tits or gtfooo
Feb 27 2011 11:15AM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
What?
Feb 27 2011 11:24AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
. She should post pics so we know who she is :)
Feb 27 2011 11:26AM
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Jahrassicpark
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. She should post pics so we know who she is :)
Feb 27 2011 11:28AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
The mother is about to be banned! I'll try to watch her next time she "logs in"
Feb 27 2011 11:31AM
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PotFarmer
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
i offered her sexy time.
Feb 27 2011 12:03PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
hahaha this is awesome.
Feb 27 2011 12:05PM
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eatdatshrimp
Posts: 150 - Karma: -6
i told her you smoke weed
Feb 27 2011 12:11PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
pics needed
Feb 27 2011 12:11PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
a approve of ths thread
Feb 27 2011 12:12PM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
thats very nice of you
Feb 27 2011 12:12PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
tell your mom to comment on this. so we can have some fun with her!
Feb 27 2011 12:25PM
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Rager
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Damn I want first page.
Feb 27 2011 12:26PM
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