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Calling Dr. ns (18+ edition)

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DaveM
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long story short: went in no dome, burns when I pee.

odds that I have an STI?
Feb 11 2011 11:32PM
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.jersey
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first
Feb 11 2011 11:33PM
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.jersey
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but in all seriousness, urinary track infection? im not sure if that would cause the burn though..
Feb 11 2011 11:34PM
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TheHamburglar
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BAM herpes
Feb 11 2011 11:34PM
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Milksteak
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Get tested.
Feb 11 2011 11:34PM
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Milksteak
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Get tested.
Feb 11 2011 11:34PM
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Dwarftosser1
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the question is not do you have one, it is how many do you have?
Feb 11 2011 11:34PM
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No_Dub
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Feb 11 2011 11:35PM
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zerospinskier
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Could be a lot of things. Go see a doc to get it treated without it getting worse.
Feb 11 2011 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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Feb 11 2011 11:39PM
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pmw
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Feb 11 2011 11:41PM
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Cufe.
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SOUNDS LIKE AIDS!
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Feb 11 2011 11:43PM
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585.
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yikes
Feb 11 2011 11:43PM
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Deezy
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if it burns for more then like 4 days, get it checked
Feb 11 2011 11:44PM
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saucybiscuits
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chlymedia.

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Feb 11 2011 11:44PM
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corona
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autism
Feb 11 2011 11:51PM
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nolan.
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this guy knows what's up...
Feb 11 2011 11:54PM
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.Duncan.
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im under 18 and posting in this thread oh shit...
Feb 11 2011 11:55PM
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array.
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[IMG]horror-asylum.com/psycho/leather/leath3.jpg[/IMG]
Feb 11 2011 11:56PM
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SgtSteamy
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Feb 12 2011 12:06AM
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Phil-X-
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first page claim
Feb 12 2011 12:06AM
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ECB
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If the blood is white Odds are you are still horny

If the blood is red Odds are 1 in 3ish

If the blood is not red or white, well, I'm sorry.
Feb 12 2011 12:08AM
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Phil-X-
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LOOSE CANNON PLAYAS ALWAYS RELATED
Feb 12 2011 12:08AM
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B.Aussie
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Odd: Highly Likely
Feb 12 2011 12:08AM
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MothaHucker
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u definately got the clap.
Feb 12 2011 12:22AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Shoulda, s-shoulda worn a rubba.
Feb 12 2011 12:43AM
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Steve-Brown
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i lol'd so hard, and man seriously call a doctor, ns is no place to go
Feb 12 2011 12:47AM
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KrazyistKarl
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have unprotected sex with another girl (without telling her of your suspicions) then wait a few days and see if she come up with any symptoms, if she does, well you got an std.
Feb 12 2011 12:52AM
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zerospinskier
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Probably better to just do this than see a doctor. Better idea, and cheaper.
Feb 12 2011 12:53AM
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EvanMeyer
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haahahahahahaahaha
Feb 12 2011 1:12AM
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.AR6rider.
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Get the fuck out.
Feb 12 2011 1:23AM
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flatland
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A wise man once said, you can't get aids if you don't get tested.
Feb 12 2011 2:09AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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LOL U HAVE POLIO !!!!!1 But in all seriousness, that sucks dude
Feb 12 2011 2:19AM
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beezey
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I love this thread so much I want to knit a hat with it.
Feb 12 2011 2:20AM
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Peter.
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get it checked out for sure
Feb 12 2011 2:24AM
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CrunkNugget
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I see what you did there... It wasn't funny
Feb 12 2011 3:46AM
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General_Ripper
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gotta catch'em all bro
Feb 12 2011 3:49AM
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General_Ripper
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gotta catch'em all bro
Feb 12 2011 3:49AM
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family_vacation
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It was entertaining.
Feb 12 2011 3:56AM
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CrunkNugget
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A bit forced
Feb 12 2011 4:00AM
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CrunkNugget
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A bit forced
Feb 12 2011 4:00AM
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messplay
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was this chick a randy? if so, why would you not strap up man? odds are its just a fluke and will go away soon..if by Monday it is still burning then go get checked.

drink a lot of water and clean out that tract
Feb 12 2011 4:06AM
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.Annydrew.
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could be bladder infection?
Feb 12 2011 8:04AM
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1st page /claim.

Feb 12 2011 8:11AM
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kzrstf
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call a real doctor man
Feb 12 2011 8:24AM
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1337
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have fun dealing with that the rest of your life
Feb 12 2011 8:27AM
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justinp4400
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first page
autism guy knows whats up
Feb 12 2011 9:08AM
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YoungJeezy
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get a dick transplant, i mean turning over the leaf is better than cleaning it
Feb 12 2011 9:43AM
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IceCreamer
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new page
Feb 12 2011 9:44AM
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Jonny7
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everyone has AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
Feb 12 2011 9:46AM
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daskis
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Hah it's probably a yeast infection. Guys can get those from girls. Gross.
Feb 12 2011 9:58AM
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