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Butt-hair muffles farts

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theGURU
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I shaved my ass on a bet last weekend(Im 24 and have never done so previously) and believe you me, it was quite the swamp-monster.

ever since, my farts have been raunchy as hell(i.e. lots of reverb and balloon knot-clapping) and i think its hilarious.
I scared the shit out of my dog last night as I was going to sleep. she thought it was a demon spawn and went crazy, growling and barking.




explore this idea on your own and discuss here.





Dec 28 2010 11:08AM
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J-Evs
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bahhaa
demon spawn
Dec 28 2010 11:09AM
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maximiliaan
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dont shave youre ass!!! its a trap!!!
it will get sweaty and it will irritate the fuck out of you!!
Dec 28 2010 11:09AM
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theGURU
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
didnt completely shave, only beard-trimmed it.
I think if I shaved it, the hair would grow-it-closed when it came back in.

It was seriously monsterously hairy.


also, was scared of having razor near balloon-knot
Dec 28 2010 11:11AM
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maximiliaan
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then i will tell you, never... never... NEVER shave your ass
Dec 28 2010 11:14AM
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Stickity
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yeah big mistake
Dec 28 2010 11:19AM
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Mr.Feeny
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noooooo! Have you not seen this thread?!

Dec 28 2010 11:29AM
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Mezmerize19
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I shave my crack. I hate hair in there. Lint balls form from the abrasion if I dont and they get stuck in there. Ive never had a problem after shaving though
Dec 28 2010 11:33AM
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HermioneGranger
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I think I better call first page. Hasn't there been a great thread on this in the past?
Dec 28 2010 11:37AM
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RubberSoul
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ooh bad move i think man
Dec 28 2010 12:01PM
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DUKES
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there is the dont shave your ass hair thread that is a similar story
Dec 28 2010 12:23PM
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dex.
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shaving your butt hair has its pros and cons. hair is like a silencer
Dec 28 2010 12:32PM
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Schlop
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I did it once. went all out and shaved every last inch, OP is right. My ass was much louder and high pitched, and it felt like my asshole was always sweating.



DON'T FUCKING DO IT UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA BE A PORNSTAR OR SOMETHING
Dec 28 2010 12:43PM
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Afeld
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Bwahahahaha
Dec 28 2010 12:57PM
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Heinzler
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i lost. first page claim
Dec 28 2010 1:15PM
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beezey
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braid that shit
Dec 28 2010 1:57PM
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Arabian.
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Shaving your butt is the beautiful madness that will save our world. There is nothing like a smooth, hairless ass.
Dec 28 2010 2:03PM
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thugaim
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Do you get a friend to shave it or do you just reach around with a razor?
Dec 28 2010 3:36PM
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AALT
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First page
Dec 28 2010 3:39PM
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Peter.
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seriously some epic threads the past few days
Dec 28 2010 3:46PM
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Anathema
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i have my chocolate starfish routinely waxed
Dec 28 2010 3:52PM
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Dylan_
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i have a hairy ass, oh well
Dec 28 2010 3:53PM
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c4t_l0ver
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....
Dec 28 2010 3:54PM
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thugaim
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This post made me remember Limp Bizkit.
Dec 28 2010 5:06PM
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iSmokeweed
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Pics or it didnt happen.
Dec 28 2010 5:12PM
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find
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i just laughed my ass off. +k for you, sir
Dec 28 2010 5:27PM
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Blurst
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hahahaa awesome thread
Mar 31 2011 8:49PM
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No_Dub
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nice thread bro
Mar 31 2011 8:51PM
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Chunter
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So whos gonna test this mans theory?
Mar 31 2011 8:52PM
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trettzilla
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ive always wanted to do that!
Mar 31 2011 8:56PM
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Gnarshred
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you want some hot dog flavored water to go with that chocolate starfish?
Mar 31 2011 8:57PM
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Dosh
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fred durst up in this thread
Mar 31 2011 9:13PM
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