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What if historical events had facebook statuses?

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

Aug 19 2010 10:32PM

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Parrish

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Crazy Fool

The ancient asteroid part made me laugh.

Aug 19 2010 10:36PM

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1337

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Basement Dweller

haha I lol'd

Aug 19 2010 10:36PM

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Broseph_Stalin

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Addict

HAHAHA i good lol

Aug 19 2010 10:36PM

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Shadows

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Crazy Fool

lincoln was kinda uncalled for but rest were wins.

Aug 19 2010 10:41PM

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DERS.

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i lold

Aug 19 2010 10:41PM

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SirFryanator

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Crazy Fool

this is pretty hillarious.

Aug 19 2010 10:47PM

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Benedetto.

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I laughed pretty fucking hard.

Aug 19 2010 10:47PM

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yuck

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Crazy Fool

the dinosaur one and the bible ones were jokesss

Aug 19 2010 10:48PM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

I lolled

Aug 19 2010 10:49PM

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Big_Spence

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Post Whore

i enjoyed the god one.

Aug 19 2010 10:54PM

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austinmetsch

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Ridiculous

haha epic. the declaration one is great. i also liked the cockroach saying "whatevs" to the asteroid

Aug 19 2010 10:57PM

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Blurst

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Crazy Fool

hahah so funny

Aug 19 2010 10:58PM

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SteezyOhio

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lawlz

Aug 19 2010 10:58PM

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jamodeo

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thought it would be a repost of the WWII one but i was pleasantly surprised with that

Aug 19 2010 10:59PM

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lineskier10

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hilarious, this makes me want to think of more

Aug 19 2010 11:09PM

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JustDidIt

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haha quality thread

Aug 19 2010 11:09PM

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AgentOrange11

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Ridiculous

hahah accidental asteroid was the best one

Aug 19 2010 11:17PM

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iSmokeweed

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No Life

i loled sober. well done sir. +k?

Aug 19 2010 11:41PM

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50in07

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I could read those for a while.

Aug 20 2010 12:04AM

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Austin69

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Ridiculous

That was good. +k

Aug 20 2010 12:14AM

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dwigt

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Ridiculous

lol at all

Aug 20 2010 12:15AM

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DJohnson

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Ridiculous

ahaha that was funny

Aug 20 2010 1:24AM

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J-Mel

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Ridiculous

hahahaha thats awesome

Aug 20 2010 1:31AM

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fountain.

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Insane

simply amazing!

Aug 20 2010 1:32AM

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Caspian

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Insane

Titanic was my fave.

Aug 20 2010 1:33AM

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Milksteak

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HAHAHAHAHA. I loled soo much, those are gold. I want moar

Aug 20 2010 1:34AM

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fujarome

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yea i'm still in shock over that too.

if any of them was uncalled for, it was the columbia space shuttle one.

but i thought they were all hilarious.

Aug 20 2010 1:36AM

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rickety_cricket

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Insane

Those were all so good. I want MOARRR!!!!

Aug 20 2010 1:41AM

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DERS.

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No Life

hahhahha +k... i lold

Aug 20 2010 1:42AM

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carboard_SOUP

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Pro

BAHAHAHAHAHA MOAR I NEED MOAR

Aug 20 2010 3:29AM

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Kangbang

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Crazy Fool

so fucking funny

Aug 20 2010 3:36AM

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steezemeister

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Insane

hahahaha especially the titanic "oh you motherfucker"

Aug 20 2010 6:15AM

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*Nickdel*

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Hahaha the titanic one was real funny!

Aug 20 2010 7:33AM

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Trollolo

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Ridiculous

haha you serious bro? Its been like 150 years.

To quote the office

"Believe me, I've tried. There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians. The Holocaust. JFK. The Lincoln assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." And I hope to one day live in a world where someone can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams."

Aug 20 2010 9:46AM

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