The Unthreadworthy Thread - Ski Gabber

The Unthreadworthy Thread - Ski Gabber - Forums

Score: 37

<< First < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 .. 26 Next > Last >>

<< Back to thread listing

Subject: The Unthreadworthy Thread

Juice.Doctor$
Karma : 88518
2801 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 15 2010
5:29:13PM

in this thread you can ask questions you have about skiing that aren't big enough to make a thread about. ill start with: how long does it take for a windells edit to come out once the session ends?

or will next years saga be insulated, or just a shell?

I mean 10-12 poor african children could live in a tent created with Henriks clothes.

ECfreeski3$
Karma: 54468
12132 Posts
Crazy Fool
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:21:58PM

ive always assumed its just "OH EN THREE PEE"

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936

Schlop$
Karma: 34399
3702 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:27:03PM

Quoting masta_LE3B from Jul 15 2010 8:35:55:
whats a hicky?

serious? it's the bruise left on your neck (or elsewhere) from making out. I hope it's sarcasm

1337

Karma: 1287135
27990 Posts
@th1337
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:34:43PM

Quoting ECfreeski3$ from Jul 15 2010 10:21:58:
ive always assumed its just "OH EN THREE PEE"

it is, from their facebook:

Just so we are clear.....
ON3P Skis = "Oh En Three Pee" Skis.
Just say it out.

-- Jamie
jamie@prontocuts.com
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|| http://snowtographers.com || http://surfaceskis.com || http://sugarloaf.com || http://prontocuts.com ||
HDSLR FILMER
Think of having sex with any pornstar of your liking, and that pornstar did not have and diseases, and you were eating filet mignon, or lobster, and then you multiplied it by about 648, that's how good it was-ECB$, on my photoshop skills

BcL$
Karma: 253105
6538 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:37:09PM

Quoting 1337

from Jul 15 2010 10:34:43:
it is, from their facebook:

Just so we are clear.....
ON3P Skis = "Oh En Three Pee" Skis.
Just say it out.

there we go. something didn't seem right with what I posted before. Kinda confusing name.

WisCompton.

Abstract Reality.

585.$
Karma: 229521
4054 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:48:57PM

why is ski gear so expensive?

.:The 585:.

steep$
Karma: 67998
5993 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:57:15PM

why is tom wallisch so good? zomg

afterbangin

I've never worn anything except a loin-cloth and nipple warmers between the months of June and September. - ElGato

There is no skiing in seattle at all. Anywhere. The PNW is just a myth. -FRODO

Gfunkrussell
Karma: 53236
188 Posts
Pro
icon

Jul 15 2010
10:58:19PM

Quoting Mike-O

from Jul 15 2010 9:33:15:
Where is the chinless man from Mammoth who stole money and ran away?

dirty dirt dirt.

cct_222
Karma: 13897
1452 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:07:59PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jul 15 2010 9:29:38:
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

;)

RIPPIN REMUS

SIP
Shane & CR

smile=]$
Karma: 80965
1862 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:10:36PM

who was the first member on NS?

9:12pmEmily
they are amazing binders
my markers broke
9:12pmDerek
for school?

TPC$
Karma: 54422
11477 Posts
Crazy Fool
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:14:16PM

Quoting smile=]$ from Jul 15 2010 11:10:36:
who was the first member on NS?

HARVEY, MATT HARVEY
http://newschoolers.com/web/members/profile/hide_header/1/member_id/1

NEED STICKERS? ANY STICKER?
PM ME

canterbury

Karma: 11722
2421 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:31:47PM

will fulltilts cure my shinbang?

i usually just wear a hat because it is softer than a helmet and will do more good. -houndmaster

TPC$
Karma: 54422
11477 Posts
Crazy Fool
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:32:08PM

Quoting canterbury

from Jul 15 2010 11:31:47:
will fulltilts cure my shinbang?

yes

NEED STICKERS? ANY STICKER?
PM ME

*Dos*Planker*
Karma: 32302
3009 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:46:20PM

no one answered my question :(

Disregard Females

Acquire Currency

pRETTyLight5
Karma: 23510
502 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:53:12PM

will I ever become SpOncorDizEDD!11?

POUNDTOWN_USA$
Karma: 79746
4040 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 15 2010
11:54:04PM

Quoting 420-69 from Jul 15 2010 8:34:52:
Because his NS username is supposed to make people think that he does a lot o' pounding bitchez, when in reality, the only pounding he does is with his left hand.

I'm right handed.

"Evolution caused the holocaust."-joshua
"I'm blazed as fuck and this pond is dope as shit. Holy shit, there's a fish."- Henry David Thoreau

SLAM PIECES=LIFE

Skibumsmith

Karma: 152404
3356 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 16 2010
12:09:53AM

Quoting canterbury

from Jul 15 2010 11:31:47:
will fulltilts cure my shinbang?

it's true. buy fulltilts

Pray for snow.

Make gravity your bitch.

There's something about McConkey.

eastcoastplank…$
Karma: 29055
963 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
1:03:20AM

how do you moonwalk on transformice?

NativeClothing-i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to.

winterparksuks-how does it feel to have a normal sized body and the head of a toddler?

RIP Shane and CR

Common_Cents
Karma: 7693
458 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 16 2010
1:10:36AM

Is sticking a hot dog up your butt a sin??

What's it mean to "Wax a guy's ski pole."???

Seriously though

Doug.$
Karma: 67093
2224 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 16 2010
1:49:26AM

Quoting Skibumsmith

from Jul 15 2010 5:56:14:
What's in a hot dog?

You don't want to know.

Wobby
Karma: 22935
248 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 16 2010
2:31:52AM

whats the song from the new matchstick teaser?

Myfirstname.

Karma: 82520
1521 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
2:32:09AM

Quoting Juice.Doctor$ from Jul 15 2010 10:14:19:
How do you pronounce ON3P???

O-N-3-P, say every letter. Eventually it becomes natural, even if it's a bitch at first haha.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.
- Warren Miller

NS METALHEADS

Moon_Park
Karma: 13820
395 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 16 2010
9:07:37AM

Why doesn't America give out visas for longer than 90 days? - so I can go skiing for a whole winter season

Large and In Charge

no.pulp$
Karma: 85201
4719 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 16 2010
9:11:40AM

why are freeze pops so good?

RIP everybody that died

MichSteeze
Karma: 2411
536 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 16 2010
9:27:07AM

Quoting no.pulp$ from Jul 16 2010 9:11:40:
why are freeze pops so good?

the world may never know

MICHIGAN RIDER!

3R1C
Karma: 967
372 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 16 2010
10:43:23AM

How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?

broto
Karma: 43610
5449 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 16 2010
10:49:59AM

Quoting 3R1C from Jul 16 2010 10:43:23:
How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?

you can't just go and hit chads, you have no idea.

if i buy xxxxl jiberish and next years afterbangz, will i automatically get 1000x better?

The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for - RIP CR Johnson

julski
Karma: 8717
272 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 16 2010
11:21:57AM

does anyone know if next years saga lobster is red or orange?

"the joy i get from skiing.. thats worth dieing for"
-cr johnson. you will be missed by us all. shred the pow in the heavens for me. RIP

a wise man once told me that
"your never gonna be as good as someone at something,,unless you have the will to be better"

Juice.Doctor$
Karma: 88518
2801 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 16 2010
11:27:53AM

Quoting julski from Jul 16 2010 11:21:57:
does anyone know if next years saga lobster is red or orange?

im pretty sure its orange. because i saw t barnes and collins with next years stuff and it was definitely orange. so yeah orange

I mean 10-12 poor african children could live in a tent created with Henriks clothes.

YogurtSlanger$
Karma: 64984
4002 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 16 2010
11:37:23AM

what is the length of Tam Wamsticks dick?

315
because when i stomp a trick i dont want to ride away, in my fitted, functional, appropriately sized jacket and pants, with their muted earthly color scheme to keep me blended in with the environment, while sipping a cup of chai tea from a cup and saucer, with Beethoven's third symphony playing softly from my headphones.-- pomme-de-terre

crazy like what? dumont is going to eat tj's kidneys? or tod waldorf will have a bipolar break down? these arent fun things to wish for. come on.-- Klick_2_klaim

bardissono
Karma: 5944
345 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 16 2010
12:42:39PM

Quoting TPC$ from Jul 15 2010 9:31:22:
WHO IS MIKE JONES?!?!?!?!?!111!!!!!!!!11111ONE!!!!

finchski
Karma: 34949
469 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 16 2010
1:24:07PM

"you stomped the crap outa that, exept for the falling part"

Baskin.
Karma: 21765
1390 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
1:59:35PM

do most people out there enjoy Ns for the skiing or just the hilarious hate and cruel jokes?

treebeard$
Karma: 76846
3255 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 16 2010
2:36:39PM

Quoting Juice.Doctor$ from Jul 16 2010 11:27:53:
im pretty sure its orange. because i saw t barnes and collins with next years stuff and it was definitely orange. so yeah orange

lol @ you still taking this thread seriously.

"how did you get the computer back out of her stomach"
-pablosanchez

tree?
I AM NO TREE!

TPC$
Karma: 54422
11477 Posts
Crazy Fool
icon

Jul 16 2010
2:38:24PM

Quoting Baskin. from Jul 16 2010 1:59:35:
do most people out there enjoy Ns for the skiing or just the hilarious hate and cruel jokes?

majority come here to hate, and i make sure it stays that way.

NEED STICKERS? ANY STICKER?
PM ME

natty.
Karma: 25354
866 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
3:07:58PM

did OJ do it?

RickAstley
Karma: 12569
972 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
4:54:05PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jul 15 2010 10:17:43:
one-three-p... i'm pretty sure

No I think it's like Oh-Enn-Three-Pee

How does it feel to have a normal sized body and the head of a toddler? - winterparksuks

Apparently for a girl to be thug she even has to sag her tits - TheNotoriousJIB

Assume Afterbang Position

TastyZ
Karma: 28602
492 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 16 2010
5:14:08PM

Who is the real Tom Wallish?

"i have the last years suspects and i dont know what the hell you guys be talking about them breaking i beat the shit out of mine and they are still in perfect condition...dont hate on them cuz you cant afford them"-dank6

"tom wallisch isn't actually real." -maineman$

Sitch.
Karma: 1246
833 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
5:42:33PM

whos coming to D-splash weekend session 1 ??

Gym, Tan, Laundry. all day, every day

POUNDTOWN_USA$
Karma: 79746
4040 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 16 2010
5:57:30PM

Why don't the guys in 4bi9 hold true to their name? I heard most of them don't even drink or smoke.

"Evolution caused the holocaust."-joshua
"I'm blazed as fuck and this pond is dope as shit. Holy shit, there's a fish."- Henry David Thoreau

SLAM PIECES=LIFE

MAPLE_SYRUP
Karma: 54798
1947 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 16 2010
10:37:57PM

is Giray Dadali related to Ahmet Dadali???

"Everything Ian does with his teeth is funny" - the man himself

585.$
Karma: 229521
4054 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 17 2010
1:14:54AM

why do most good looking lesbians date a completely butch looking lesbian?

.:The 585:.

Common_Cents
Karma: 7693
458 Posts
Ridiculous
icon

Jul 17 2010
1:16:43AM

Quoting 585.$ from Jul 17 2010 1:14:54:
why do most good looking lesbians date a completely butch looking lesbian?

Because the butch ones have more meat on their bones? and more meat in their shirts?? im just ball parkin

muFFn
Karma: 13663
1039 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 17 2010
1:48:10AM

If you eat pasta and then antipasta, are you full?

canterbury

Karma: 11722
2421 Posts
Addict
icon

Jul 17 2010
7:12:54AM

Quoting muFFn from Jul 17 2010 1:48:10:
If you eat pasta and then antipasta, are you full?

why can't muFFn spell antipasto?

i usually just wear a hat because it is softer than a helmet and will do more good. -houndmaster

WikiWiki$
Karma: 285869
5637 Posts
No Life
icon

Jul 17 2010
10:14:27AM

can you divide by 0

blackhole created

Can I get a Howard Dean Byyyaahhh!!!

muFFn
Karma: 13663
1039 Posts
Insane
icon

Jul 17 2010
11:10:51AM

Quoting canterbury

from Jul 17 2010 7:12:54:
why can't muFFn spell antipasto?

Because Firefox failed to correct me.

KevinC
Karma: 11412
233 Posts
Loner
icon

Jul 21 2010
7:59:16PM

sorry if this is an obvious question but with ski measurements, is it measured from tip to tail the long way or the short way, like underneath or on top? and what about poles? from top of the handle to the end of the point or what? thanks