The Unthreadworthy Thread - Ski Gabber

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Jul 9 2011
10:15:29PM

help me find an edit-

I want to say April but maybe March, the edit had Utah in title and maybe "break". It started out with a couple of cliff shots at Brighton and then finished with some rails and maybe a few jumps. The rails were nothing too special. It was in top-rated for a very short time.

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Jul 10 2011
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Quoting MN_Nice$ from Jul 8 2011 3:40:33:
Aren't those fibercapped? How are they chipping? Just been beat up?

Ya beat up. I've researched for a while on a couple of skis. Just asking what u guys think

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Jul 10 2011
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Quoting tall_pants from Jul 10 2011 2:01:04:
Ya beat up. I've researched for a while on a couple of skis. Just asking what u guys think

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Jul 10 2011
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Quoting .ZT. from Jul 9 2011 8:49:46:
this is so gaper to ask but me and my friend are arguing and i wanted to ask which is easier to do on skis a frontflip or a backflip?

backflip, you can spot your landing. You just have to man up a lot

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Jul 10 2011
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At camps like COC or windells, do they have designated dorms for cronic masturbators. And how much would one cost?? Thanks

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Jul 10 2011
2:55:37AM

Quoting Link.$ from Jul 15 2010 5:31:22:
Do black men really have larger penises?

hahahahah

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Jul 10 2011
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Quoting *TACO-DOG*$ from Jul 10 2011 2:26:24:
At camps like COC or windells, do they have designated dorms for cronic masturbators. And how much would one cost?? Thanks

lol

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Jul 11 2011
7:30:57AM

who owns the skis that were made at the beginning of revolver?

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Jul 11 2011
2:06:07PM

can i get a reference picture anywhere of a 5'10" person wearing 09/10 3XL jiberish?

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Jul 13 2011
7:39:08PM

HEY CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THE VIDEO FROM THE EUROPEAN ANIMATOR THAT IS TRIPPY AS SHIT THAT WAS ON HERE ABOUT A WEEK BACK, THREAD TITLE WAS LIKE DONT WATCH THIS ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING!!!!

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Jul 13 2011
7:41:21PM

Quoting Jaymon from Jul 13 2011 7:39:08:
HEY CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THE VIDEO FROM THE EUROPEAN ANIMATOR THAT IS TRIPPY AS SHIT THAT WAS ON HERE ABOUT A WEEK BACK, THREAD TITLE WAS LIKE DONT WATCH THIS ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING!!!! THANKS +K CAPSLOCK

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Jul 14 2011
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do girls poop yogurt?

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Jul 14 2011
5:22:34PM

Best budget all mountain ski maybe swayed abit more to the park?

Same question re: bindings.

Not this years as they'll be pricey.

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Jul 15 2011
12:17:21AM

Quoting Boooshank$ from Jul 14 2011 5:22:34:
Best budget all mountain ski maybe swayed abit more to the park? Same question re: bindings. Not this years as they'll be pricey.

So.... what? Are you asking us for what skis and bindings we recommend?

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Jul 15 2011
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Quoting Boooshank$ from Jul 14 2011 5:22:34:
Best budget all mountain ski maybe swayed abit more to the park? Same question re: bindings. Not this years as they'll be pricey.

AR6's and AR7's are good or ARV's are a little more all mountain oriented

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Jul 15 2011
4:55:09PM

Suggest to me the best rockered with camber powder skis. Because I cant decide on one right now.

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Jul 21 2011
11:06:31AM

Does anyone have a video of someone doing a switch ollie onto a rail? I think that would look so cool but idk where to start looking

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Jul 21 2011
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whats the difference between a rodeo and a d-spin?

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Jul 21 2011
12:38:46PM

Quoting BcL$ from Jul 15 2010 10:17:43:
one-three-p... i'm pretty sure

ooo-ennn-three-pee is the correct way

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Jul 21 2011
1:11:44PM

Quoting Jennings from Jul 15 2010 7:24:15:
will someone PLEASE teach me to afterbang!!!!

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Jul 23 2011
8:20:53PM

WHY DO PEOPLE STAND ON ONE LEG IN PHOTOS, WHERE THEY ARE SHOWCASING THEIR GEAR ?!?! For a real answer + k muchas gracias

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Jul 23 2011
8:26:09PM

Quoting Utard from Jul 15 2010 5:46:21:
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

this!

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Jul 23 2011
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Quoting copo.de.nieve from Jul 23 2011 8:20:53:
WHY DO PEOPLE STAND ON ONE LEG IN PHOTOS, WHERE THEY ARE SHOWCASING THEIR GEAR ?!?! For a real answer + k muchas gracias

shows where your knee is and helps gauge pants length

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Jul 23 2011
8:36:15PM

where can i buy 170 armada halos

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Jul 23 2011
8:38:35PM

Why when we think the batteries on the remote are dead do we press the buttons harder to try and make it work

When asked if I am a cup half full guy or a cup half empty guy i can't help thinking that they've used a cup that's to big for the amount of liquid it's holding

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Jul 26 2011
1:32:32AM

Quoting [-mvee-]$ from Jul 14 2011 4:42:58:
do girls poop yogurt?

GIRLS DONT POOP.

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Jul 27 2011
12:20:26AM

Quoting xoxxooxo from Jul 23 2011 8:38:35:
Why when we think the batteries on the remote are dead do we press the buttons harder to try and make it work

no your tv is just broken. iduiit

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Jul 28 2011
3:42:28PM

is this a butter 5 or butter 7?

http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/pictures/id/292764/cat/top/

I've never understood whether on a butter you'd count the start of the spin from the start of the butter or from when you leave the lip of the jump. since technically he only spins a 5 in the air.

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Jul 28 2011
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Quoting VinnieF$ from Jul 28 2011 3:42:28:
is this a butter 5 or butter 7? http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/pictures/id/292764/cat/top/ I've never understood whether on a butter you'd count the start of the spin from the start of the butter or from when you leave the lip of the jump. since technically he only spins a 5 in the air.

Butter 7. The butter counts toward the spin.

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Jul 28 2011
4:14:13PM

Quoting jibbinc.$ from Jul 26 2010 4:42:34:
sa ga or say ga

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Jul 28 2011
4:15:26PM

Can someone please explain cab and half-cab to me? I thought it had something to do with switch/spinning unnatural but I can't figure it out.

Also, what is the StartFragment EndFragment stuff I see in posts sometimes and why is it there?

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Aug 1 2011
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Where did the "1.(insert statement) 2.(insert second statement) 3.????? 4. Profit." come from?

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Aug 1 2011
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I'm 5'10", what would fit better, large or xl saga pants?

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Aug 1 2011
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Quoting easy.steezy from Aug 1 2011 12:30:01:
I'm 5'10", what would fit better, large or xl saga pants?

large.

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Aug 1 2011
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Quoting VinnieF$ from Jul 28 2011 3:42:28:
is this a butter 5 or butter 7? http://newschoolers.com/ns/content/pictures/id/292764/cat/top/ I've never understood whether on a butter you'd count the start of the spin from the start of the butter or from when you leave the lip of the jump. since technically he only spins a 5 in the air.

7. jeez don't you play gnarshmallow?

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Aug 3 2011
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Anyone know where I can watch the bonus stuff from War online? I only have the actual movie and I remember the 2nd disc being pretty funny and entertaining. Thanks

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Aug 3 2011
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Is Lady Gaga a guy?

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Aug 3 2011
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Quoting Link.$ from Jul 15 2010 5:31:22:
Do black men really have larger penises?

hahah i've been wondering the same thing. somebody please help us.

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Aug 3 2011
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Quoting ToothDecay from Aug 3 2011 11:40:02:
Is Lady Gaga a guy?

I hope not, I fucked her last night at a party.

/claim

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Aug 3 2011
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Quoting Utard from Jul 15 2010 5:46:21:
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

i dont wanna talk to no scientist

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Aug 4 2011
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Quoting Link.$ from Jul 15 2010 5:31:22:
Do black men really have larger penises?

NO

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Aug 4 2011
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Quoting powderbro from Jul 22 2010 12:24:15:
If twenty seven dresses were an action movie, would it be like Ocean's Eleven, but with 27 dresses?

best chick flick ever!

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Aug 4 2011
2:48:47AM

I just bought a pair of Line Sir Franics Bacon do they need to be waxed?

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Aug 4 2011
2:50:42AM

Quoting lukemeahan. from Aug 4 2011 2:48:47:
I just bought a pair of Line Sir Franics Bacon do they need to be waxed?

depends on if they're new or used but even factory waxes suck so yeah I would wax them no matter what

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Aug 4 2011
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is it bad for your skis to hit an unwaxed rail?

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Aug 4 2011
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Quoting Stose$ from Aug 4 2011 3:00:25:
is it bad for your skis to hit an unwaxed rail?

It's bad for your skis to hit anything other than snow haha

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Aug 4 2011
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Quoting razors-chaz from Aug 1 2011 7:01:56:
Where did the "1.(insert statement) 2.(insert second statement) 3.????? 4. Profit." come from?

its from South Park. look up the underpants stealing gnomes. pretty funny.

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Aug 13 2011
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alright, this is really random and doesn't pertain to me AT ALL, but if you go to windells or any summer ski camp with pros, and you can throw dubs and shit and you're really good, do you get sponsored easily? i've always wondered this.

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Aug 13 2011
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Quoting easy.steezy from Aug 13 2011 7:31:36:
alright, this is really random and doesn't pertain to me AT ALL, but if you go to windells or any summer ski camp with pros, and you can throw dubs and shit and you're really good, do you get sponsored easily? i've always wondered this.

sponsorship isnt based only on skiing abilities. You need to know how to promote a product and what you can do for a company. If you could dub but were a total asshole, I wouldn't sponsor you. I would rather sponsor a not so great skier with a great attitude.

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Aug 13 2011
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Quoting wesley.$ from Aug 13 2011 8:18:24:
sponsorship isnt based only on skiing abilities. You need to know how to promote a product and what you can do for a company. If you could dub but were a total asshole, I wouldn't sponsor you. I would rather sponsor a not so great skier with a great attitude.

this.

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