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dreadyboy
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May 12 2010
11:47:03AM

Have to make anthology thing of 10 poems with a theme for english. My theme is being awesome. So I have some songs but not enough, anyone know of any poems/songs that have to do with being awesome?

Also have to make my own poem about me being awesome so any ideas would be appreciated

if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed

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May 12 2010
11:48:18AM
well the song my dick by mickei avalon is a testiment to how awesoem his dick is, i would recomend using this.
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flexpattern$
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May 12 2010
11:53:45AM
A quick google later and this little gem appears....


I am awesome.
Not a possom,
But I'm awesome.
My friends are awesome.
They too, are not possoms.
But they are awesome.
I like being awesome.
Not being a possom,
But I like being awesome.
I dreamed I was a possom.
It was NOT awesome.
I am not a possom.
I've seen a possom.
Now that, was awesome.
Not as awesome as me,
But it was a possom.
Possoms scare me.
I've never seen one pee.
But still, possoms scare me.
In conclusion, awesome is not a possom.
I am awesome.
Not the possom.





Pretty Awesome IMO.
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May 12 2010
11:58:20AM
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
I don't necessarily need to be here for this...
I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome

You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best :)
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult
Uh Uhh
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and
All my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
It's cuz my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome

Check it out

I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
And I can't ski
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
*Find me* whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey

Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heineken?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome

Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I'm outta breath...

But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
-- Jamie
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May 12 2010
11:59:26AM
im so fuckin dumb
i wrote diamonds on my thumbs
theres a diamond on my dick
so theres a diamond on her tongue
i cant feel you baby
cuz im romantically numb
emotionally drained
i came here just so i can come

-Gucci


just cuz im listening to it right now, and it seems fairly awesome

i would look into the lyrics of that SPose song tho "i'm awesome"
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May 12 2010
12:02:12PM

Haikus can be fun,

but sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

Pretty much the most awesome poem ever.

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yellav
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May 12 2010
12:16:39PM
i wrote this haiku the other day:


sitting at my desk,
learning how to write haikus,
i'm already gangst.
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Big5hifty
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May 12 2010
12:47:26PM
Quoting flexpattern$ from May 12 2010 11:53:45:
A quick google later and this little gem appears....I am awesome.Not a possom,But I'm awesome.My friends are awesome.They too, are not possoms.But they are awesome.I like being awesome.Not being a possom,But I like being awesome.I dreamed I was a possom.It was NOT awesome.I am not a possom.I've seen a possom.Now that, was awesome.Not as awesome as me, But it was a possom.Possoms scare me.I've never seen one pee.But still, possoms scare me.In conclusion, awesome is not a possom.I am awesome.Not the possom.Pretty Awesome IMO.
shit thats great. made me lol
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