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PatrickFesler
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Feb 19 2010
11:06:11PM

I googled and searchbared "I'm as bored as..." jokes and couldn't find shit. Lets get creative a make up our own!

1...2...3... GO!

I'm as bored as....

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NaturalRotater
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Feb 19 2010
11:08:34PM

your mom when im not giving her some loving

scott.stortch
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Feb 19 2010
11:29:05PM

my signature

http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/523304/page/1/

RockyMountnHigh
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Feb 20 2010
12:04:13AM

Quoting scott.stortch from Feb 19 2010 11:29:05:
my signature

failzor

U r attracting the trolls....don't make any fast movements they have no sense of sight...or wait no thats hookers

Broseph_Stalin
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Feb 20 2010
2:00:30AM

im as bored as a shlong at a abstinence party

Gameboy
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Feb 20 2010
2:45:32AM

i am bored as fuck

PatrickFesler
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Feb 20 2010
2:48:09AM

I'm as bored as an amish kid.

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feihlination
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Feb 20 2010
8:51:13AM

i am as bored as the OP

in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids

musick13
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Feb 20 2010
9:16:44AM

Quoting Gameboy from Feb 20 2010 2:45:32:
i am bored as fuck

I'm board enough to like your signiture.

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SneakyTurtle
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Feb 20 2010
9:40:55PM

I'm bored as Tiger Woods with just one woman.

HKizzle
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Feb 20 2010
10:16:14PM

I'm as bored as Pedobear with no children.

Franny$
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Feb 20 2010
10:39:59PM

an old person that walks in the mall in the morning.

I can do that on a horse!

BrewskiJr$
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Feb 21 2010
10:50:54AM

I bored as BrewskiJr in this thread...

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips n shit

Link.$
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Feb 21 2010
11:07:20AM

In soviet russia bored is am I!

Next thing I know shes crying because the cupcakes look like poop or something - factory81

I am a realist and you are a douche - Unicorn

i like to ski
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ride the PeaceCoast

idskithat
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Feb 21 2010
11:13:50AM

as a kid who isnt skiing

nipples-the-cat
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Feb 21 2010
11:21:23AM

im as bored as a skiier waiting to drop after a line of snowboarders

Never sleeping pills and laxative at the same time

snomakr95
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Feb 21 2010
12:09:51PM

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
A: I slow down for speed bumps.

Q: Why do babies cry at night?
A: Their ass still hurts from the afternoon.

Q: what do u call a baby in the middle of the ocean

A: Fucked

Q: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
A: My Dick while im doing it.

Mr.Jaggiss
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Feb 21 2010
12:20:44PM

Im as bored as a skier with a broken leg watching the most snow fall in his state in years....

laughterbang

If skiing was easy they'd call it
snowboarding

i didn't know asians were born? i always thought they hatched.. - Williamz

geodude$
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Feb 21 2010
12:36:56PM

Quoting snomakr95 from Feb 21 2010 12:09:51:
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?A: I slow down for speed bumps.Q: Why do babies cry at night? A: Their ass still hurts from the afternoon.Q: what do u call a baby in the middle of the oceanA: FuckedQ: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?A: My Dick while im doing it.

well your plain dumb