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Aug 30 2009
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so homecoming is coming up and i need some good ideas to ask girls out to homecoming...any newschoolers?

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Aug 30 2009
11:11:39PM

pee in her butt?

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Aug 30 2009
11:13:45PM

theres this thing a guy at my school did, but it only worked because she was running for school something or other. he ran against her, and after her speech he went up and pulled out a bunch of roses and asked her.

she said yes

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Aug 30 2009
11:17:17PM

Buy her a Grizzly Bear cub.

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Aug 30 2009
11:27:16PM

Walk to her house (important, cars are for noobs)
pull down your pants
scrape your knee intentionally
have her check it out
make your self hard while she is on knees
make it obvious
change subject quickly
ask her if you can use her computer
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=newschoolers %20%22ask %20a girl to prom%22

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Aug 30 2009
11:45:03PM

creativity is overrated. just be confident in yourself and ask her.

now you got me sittin here playin with my balls tryin to figure out what youre talking about. -swick825

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Aug 31 2009
12:07:19AM

Quoting pommes_vertes.$ from Aug 30 2009 11:45:03:
creativity is overrated. just be confident in yourself and ask her.

i concur

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Aug 31 2009
12:12:55AM

Quoting pommes_vertes.$ from Aug 30 2009 11:45:03:
creativity is overrated

NO definitely not...

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Aug 31 2009
12:13:58AM

Quoting pommes_vertes.$ from Aug 30 2009 11:45:03:
creativity is overrated. just be confident in yourself and ask her.

be as confident as the guy from office space

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Aug 31 2009
12:14:21AM

This is pretty weak of you to have to ask people how to ask a girl out just sack up and do it and fuck creativity.

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Aug 31 2009
12:17:10AM

heres how this works k?

you-hey ...when you gona let me tap that?

her-NOW

*then she goes nom nom nom on you*

then after nom nom

you_hey.. you goin to homecoming?

her-yes, lets go together

you-cooooooolss

her-nom nom nom

END BINGO GAME OVER YAHTZEE

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Aug 31 2009
12:17:26AM

a searchbar,

cut homecoming in tou your chest and lift up your shirt when near her

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Aug 31 2009
12:24:00AM

put a note inside the disco ball that asks.

Give her said disco ball with the intention of, you can only keep it if you smash it. done.

go to her house while she's away. Inflate 100's of balloons, a few of which have notes in them that say Homecoming? -(your name here). Place them all inside her room Leave a needle or scisors or a frickin ice axe by the door to her room.

She'll get the message and start popping away, and eventually she'll find one with a note in it

Make sure the baloons are all red or pink

Or... custom m&m's. Lots and lots of custom m&m's. My friend did that, not only did he get a yes, he got half the m&m's back because she got sick of them.

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Aug 31 2009
12:27:48AM

My boyfriend asked me by pooping the letters HC onto my chest when i said yes he chili dogged me

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Aug 31 2009
12:35:17AM

i left a shirt that said,

Wash to find out who wants to go to HOMECOMING WITH you

then i left a bunch of names and mine and the words^ homecoming and with in perment marker and the rest with washable.

she washed it then ended saying home coming with my name. then had flowers the next day.

WIN

why so serious?
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used to be derekr

cause were gunna go through prolly 2 bottles of joy a day and there $4 a bottle so thats $56 a week =/
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Aug 31 2009
1:25:37AM

shit you guys put too much effort into this, far more than i would put into even asking a girl to marry me.

All the shit you'll get on here is gimmicky, stupid, and 3/4 of the girls i know would only say yes to them because they tried so hard, that it was almost pathetic. The other 1/4 would flat out refuse to go.

Here's the best, stress free way to do it

plant your feet, look her square in the eyes, and say "Hey! Would you like to go to ___________ with me? I think it would be a lot of fun!"

She says yes, congratulations, you have a date. If she says no, congratulations, you just got turned down in a friendly way, and you don't have to go collect a ton of new balloons, bake a new cake, get that tattoo removed, or reorganize the magnificent song and dance you created just for her... and you spared yourself the embarrassment.

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Aug 31 2009
1:37:30AM

Quoting fujarome from Aug 31 2009 1:25:37:
shit you guys put too much effort into this, far more than i would put into even asking a girl to marry me.

All the shit you'll get on here is gimmicky, stupid, and 3/4 of the girls i know would only say yes to them because they tried so hard, that it was almost pathetic. The other 1/4 would flat out refuse to go.

Here's the best, stress free way to do it

plant your feet, look her square in the eyes, and say "Hey! Would you like to go to ___________ with me? I think it would be a lot of fun!"

She says yes, congratulations, you have a date. If she says no, congratulations, you just got turned down in a friendly way, and you don't have to go collect a ton of new balloons, bake a new cake, get that tattoo removed, or reorganize the magnificent song and dance you created just for her... and you spared yourself the embarrassment.

i dont know what your school is like but thats the pussy way to do it where im from

why so serious?
THE NS REVOLUTION

used to be derekr

cause were gunna go through prolly 2 bottles of joy a day and there $4 a bottle so thats $56 a week =/
JEA!

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Aug 31 2009
1:42:53AM

Quoting Dr.Derek$ from Aug 31 2009 12:35:17:
i left a shirt that said, Wash to find out who wants to go to HOMECOMING WITH youthen i left a bunch of names and mine and the words^ homecoming and with in perment marker and the rest with washable.she washed it then ended saying home coming with my name. then had flowers the next day.WIN

thats a sick idea, i might have to give that a try

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Aug 31 2009
2:01:25AM

knock her over the head with a club, then drag her to the dance by hair or ankle once she is knocked out.

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Sep 1 2009
12:15:34AM

Quoting cobra_commander$ from Aug 31 2009 2:01:25:
knock her over the head with a club, then drag her to the dance by hair or ankle once she is knocked out.

if this was your facebook status, i would "like" it.

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Sep 1 2009
12:21:03AM

Quoting Dr.Derek$ from Aug 31 2009 1:37:30:
i dont know what your school is like but thats the pussy way to do it where im from

Where this guy is from, you have to scratch her name into your chest with sandpaper and then take a bath in vinegar while eating multiple rice cakes with NO WATER. Only then can you become a man.

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Sep 1 2009
1:09:13AM

Quoting Clevinger from Sep 1 2009 12:21:03:
Where this guy is from, you have to scratch her name into your chest with sandpaper and then take a bath in vinegar while eating multiple rice cakes with NO WATER. Only then can you become a man.

you have the rest of your life to ask a girl out plainly. its part of the high school experience

why so serious?
THE NS REVOLUTION

used to be derekr

cause were gunna go through prolly 2 bottles of joy a day and there $4 a bottle so thats $56 a week =/
JEA!

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Sep 1 2009
4:30:23AM

I bet you look hot in a dress. Wanna see me in a tux?

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Sep 1 2009
5:50:49AM

Quoting Lanceasaurus from Sep 1 2009 4:30:23:
I bet you look hot in a dress. Wanna see me in a tux?

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Sep 1 2009
7:44:26AM

fill her room with thousands of golf balls, and leave a note saying:

now that i have the balls to ask you, blablablabla.

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Sep 1 2009
9:36:12AM

go to the ladies men cult with this, you will get real answers.

and creativity is GOOD, as is confidence. we can hash it out for you in there if you really are concerned.

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Sep 1 2009
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shave it on your dick

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Sep 1 2009
11:55:27AM

use her searchbar?

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Sep 1 2009
12:00:10PM

Give her a balloon that says POP on it and put a note inside saying do you want to go to ______ with me? Have her pop it in front of you

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Sep 1 2009
12:34:00PM

Quoting PopsicleStand from Sep 1 2009 9:36:12:
go to the ladies men cult with this, you will get real answers.

and creativity is GOOD, as is confidence. we can hash it out for you in there if you really are concerned.

the ladies men cult isnt for middle/high school kids who dont know how to ask girls out.

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Sep 1 2009
12:58:28PM

Quoting NilsJ from Sep 1 2009 12:34:00:
the ladies men cult isnt for middle/high school kids who dont know how to ask girls out.

yeah it most definitely is. its no judgement. if nothing else, he can read about it from other people.

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Sep 1 2009
3:45:18PM

Quoting lazf$ from Sep 1 2009 7:44:26:
fill her room with thousands of golf balls, and leave a note saying:now that i have the balls to ask you, blablablabla.

My sister got asked that way. A guy filled her car early one morning before school with beach balls and a note that said, "i finally gor the balls to ask you."

Being creative is what highschool girls want, they want to feel swept off their feet in their delusional cinderalla daydreaming.

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Sep 1 2009
3:50:23PM

just say "hello (insert girls name here) would you like to go to the homecoming dance with me? it sure would be swell"

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Sep 1 2009
3:54:28PM

Quoting AlexGaynor from Aug 30 2009 11:27:16:
Walk to her house (important, cars are for noobs)
pull down your pants
scrape your knee intentionally
have her check it out
make your self hard while she is on knees
make it obvious
change subject quickly
ask her if you can use her computer
then use this link
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=newschoolers %20%22ask %20a girl to prom%22

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA that was fucking awesome

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Sep 1 2009
4:33:36PM

hide in her locker
then jump out and put her in a giant burlap sack
take her home
lock her in your basement
then only agree to release her if she'll go with you

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Sep 1 2009
4:36:17PM

dont girls are bitches

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Sep 1 2009
4:50:15PM

build a bear

candy card (i may be a nerd (put nerds down), but youre one hot tamale (put hot tamales down) etc.)

sneak onto the intercom at school.

get her pregnant (just kidding.. but seriously, she will have to go with you)

get jones soda bottles with your photo on them.

scavenger hunt

make her a music video (nudity is probably not the best idea.)

..... on second thought, nudity is always a good idea.

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Sep 1 2009
4:56:45PM

Quoting THEnewschooler from Aug 31 2009 12:27:48:
My boyfriend asked me by pooping the letters HC onto my chest when i said yes he chili dogged me

WIN

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Sep 1 2009
6:21:12PM

Quoting aldenspence. from Aug 31 2009 12:17:10:
heres how this works k?
you-hey ...when you gona let me tap that?
her-NOW
*then she goes nom nom nom on you*
then after nom nom
you_hey.. you goin to homecoming?
her-yes, lets go together
you-cooooooolss
her-nom nom nom
END BINGO GAME OVER YAHTZEE
/THREAD

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Sep 1 2009
6:28:48PM

get some rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide at local drug store
spell out Homecoming or HC? on her drive way/street in this stuff, then light it on fire
variation- use those 5 cent candles to do this at like 2 am

in general its best to just be a man and ask if she wants to be inappropriately rubbed against in a dark room

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Sep 1 2009
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Quoting SteezyOhio from Sep 1 2009 6:28:48:
ask if she wants to be inappropriately rubbed against in a dark room

hahahhhaha

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Sep 1 2009
8:04:26PM

Yah at my highschool if you dont ask someone out creatively your not cool. my friend did the balloon thing for some girl last week. and she said yes haha.