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Subject: The best gaper quotes
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RICK_ROSS$
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Mar 10 2008
7:33:59PM
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
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Luke8D
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Feb 17 2011
6:52:42PM
Dad gaper to son gaper learning to ski - You can't flip like a flipper
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SweetumsUltimate Bling!
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Feb 17 2011
7:06:48PM
Quoting chaiteaUltimate Bling! from Feb 17 2011 5:00:26:
the correct answer is yes.
Says the 5'7" kid with multiple xl saga pieces...
On February 11, who smelled worse?

MOUNT SOUTHINGTON

Back in 9th grade I discovered my KNUCKLES.

"I thought you had crowbars?"
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Feb 17 2011
8:17:49PM
Quoting SweetumsUltimate Bling! from Feb 17 2011 7:06:48:
Says the 5'7" kid with multiple xl saga pieces...
5' 9"... and i didnt say i wasnt guilty
Do mormons really masturbate into each other's bibles as a prank in college? - killa_b

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Juicy_J
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Feb 17 2011
8:25:07PM
Quoting iRollNY from Feb 16 2011 2:47:56:
That's not really a gaper quote. It's just someone that can't read.
this. and the kid was prolly like 7, jesus you kids are so judgemental!!
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POWDER.RANGER
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Feb 17 2011
8:45:30PM
i saw a gaper kid with a smith sticker right in the middle of his goggle lense
"everyday is a saturday for me, whats a better day for you guys?"

"fuck school, smoke crack" - pro.shredder

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iRollNY
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Feb 17 2011
11:01:12PM
Quoting Juicy_J from Feb 17 2011 8:25:07:
this. and the kid was prolly like 7, jesus you kids are so judgemental!!
god the last line of your sig is so fucking true haha.
"Simon Dumont rides for North Face"
-Kid at my lunch

"i once saw an indian family eating lunch at the picnic table in the park."
-alexg1687
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marlon-d
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Feb 18 2011
12:23:58AM
at my local hill (mostly a park) to signal "next dropping in" you wave your pole and say drop in... then drop in. well last weekend me and some other guy both signaled drop in at the same time by accident. i let him drop first. a snowboarder beside us says "why are you waving at each other?!?"
purple pants. bro
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marlon-d
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Feb 18 2011
12:24:07AM
at my local hill (mostly a park) to signal "next dropping in" you wave your pole and say drop in... then drop in. well last weekend me and some other guy both signaled drop in at the same time by accident. i let him drop first. a snowboarder beside us says "why are you waving at each other?!?"
purple pants. bro
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marlon-d
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Feb 18 2011
12:25:06AM
double post? sorry guys.
purple pants. bro
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Breareos
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Feb 18 2011
1:29:09AM
Quoting marlon-d from Feb 18 2011 12:25:06:
double post? sorry guys.
No triple post dummy.
..And so it was that when God created snow, Man was compelled to ride through it on two wooden boards..

I ski the flattest place possible....Manitoba, Canada.

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Butt=Tight
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Feb 18 2011
10:33:05AM
Me: I'm dropping Gaper: are you hitting the ramp? . Or when they think hips are quarter piped.
That looks sketchy. Can I try it in the grass first?
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D-DOLLO
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Feb 18 2011
10:34:20AM
"are those skis like custom made so that you can go backward?"
take a journey into the mind of a maniac, doomed to be a killa since i came out the nut sack
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Dominano
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Feb 18 2011
1:20:16PM
Some lady on the lift when I was skiing on my brand new hellbents.

"You are going to ruin those skis, they are only supposed to be used in the park"

me: "...."
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Pool.$
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Feb 18 2011
7:12:03PM
Kid talking to me at school: snowboarding is wayyyyyy cooler, skiing it's too easy to go off jumps
why did the dinosaurs die out?
because gnarwhals messed them up.-mdr.233.

I went skiing at Hoth Mountain Resort once and it was so cold that I had to cut an extra tall tauntaun in half with my lightsaber and wear it so I wouldn't freeze to death mid-afterbang.-elgato
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ilanna.
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Feb 18 2011
7:22:19PM

up at grouse today going up eagle

guy 1: (points at jump line on the cut) hey did you know my friend can do those really big moguls?!

guy 2: no way! well my friend can go down the cut BACKWARDS

guy 1: backwards?!? thats impossible!!!

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eheath
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Feb 18 2011
7:43:13PM
Quoting lloyd_christmas from Mar 10 2008 11:11:46:
i swear on my life this is true

Ski Patrol/Instructor behind me in lift line: "Dude, those are some dope skis.  who makes em?"
Me: "uh, Line."
Guy: "oh, man never heard of them.  must be some underground company."
Me: silence...turn around.
hahah dude that is bad.
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life@reno
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Feb 18 2011
7:54:21PM
me and my crew got some matching tall tees with our crew name on the back pretty easy not really a big deal. well the other day at gaperstar i was in the vista line with one of them and this guy with a solid 6 inch goggle gap, goggle strap all twisted, pants tucked in, the works comes up to us and goes, "If i knew it was twin day, I would have bought one of them shirts too!!!" With texas accent. it was pretty funny
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Feb 18 2011
8:01:27PM
I'm skiing switch down into the park, going by a green run.

Gaper with race skis says to his friend. - "Dude look at that kids double tipped skis. I'm gonna ask my mommy for some next year. Hey man, where did you get those?"

Me- "..Uhm..... Wal-Mart."


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Sock.Jesus
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Feb 19 2011
4:20:54AM
So many made-up stories in this thread
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Aaaron.
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Feb 19 2011
9:20:51AM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Feb 19 2011 4:20:54:
So many made-up stories in this thread
around 65 pages of them
this thread is worse than reading youtube comments--blindside

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sack
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Feb 19 2011
9:37:19AM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Feb 19 2011 4:20:54:
So many made-up stories in this thread
yesterday I saw another parent with a kid on a leash, except the parent was snowboarding... sideslipping the whole run.
it just doesn't work like that.
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Feb 19 2011
9:44:39AM
I was at at a ski show Thursday and I asked the dragon guys if their new frameless goggles was the new EG2s. I realized what I said as soon as I said it and felt like such a fucking gaped :(
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LilNucks
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Feb 19 2011
10:12:36AM

Gaper at my school: Hey, ive mastered my 360s

Me:.....

Gaper: walks away

Me: (problem solved)

"On the way down it's awesome." -CR Johnson

Skiing with out poles is like gettin a bj from a guy, it feels great until you look down and realize your gay.....but damn it feels good.
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Breareos
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Feb 19 2011
12:44:06PM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Feb 19 2011 4:20:54:
So many made-up stories in this thread
false, I never make up a story. Besides Mango, you have no proof. At all.
..And so it was that when God created snow, Man was compelled to ride through it on two wooden boards..

I ski the flattest place possible....Manitoba, Canada.

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Wheaty214
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Feb 19 2011
4:30:05PM
Yesterday I was waiting in line and some kid says to his friend
Gaper - Hey we should go to the rail park.
I laughed pretty hard.
MLINS

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It was all a dream - R.I.P Christopher Wallace

12/17/10 - The day I landed my first backflip.

And Saint Paul did approach the rail and the Lord did say "hit it you pussy". And Saint Paul did hit the rail and the Lord was pleased.
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broto
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Feb 19 2011
4:47:50PM
Quoting Wheaty214 from Feb 19 2011 4:30:05:
Yesterday I was waiting in line and some kid says to his friendGaper - Hey we should go to the rail park.I laughed pretty hard.
how is this a gaper quote
The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for - RIP CR Johnson

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thisisastickup
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Feb 19 2011
5:38:15PM
Quoting eheath from Feb 18 2011 8:01:27:
I'm skiing switch down into the park, going by a green run.Gaper with race skis says to his friend. - "Dude look at that kids double tipped skis. I'm gonna ask my mommy for some next year. Hey man, where did you get those?"Me- "..Uhm..... Wal-Mart."

are you learning to ski switch, or do you always ski slow enough to have full conversations with random people while moving?

stop making shit up guys, this is getting gay

"You retarded? The casg edit clearly says JACK BORLAND also who the fuck cares. There are really only 3 styles in the ski world these days: the max hill/ jossi tight pants leather jacket. The medium kinda Twall Thall and then The thugged out Bdog Edollo and the tricks that each do accordingly."
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EastCoastPowBi…
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Feb 19 2011
5:53:45PM

not really a skiing quote but on the chairlift a friend of mine and I were talking about veil of maya and this guy next to us asked us if they were more hardcore than dragon force.

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hoodratz47
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Feb 19 2011
6:03:13PM
Quoting EastCoastPowBi… from Feb 19 2011 5:53:45:
not really a skiing quote but on the chairlift a friend of mine and I were talking about veil of maya and this guy next to us asked us if they were more hardcore than dragon force.
wow............. thats just life gaper....... and yes.. they are not even in the same fuckin planet... dragon force puts on a shitty show.. if im gonna listen to some scandanavain(sp) viking metal.... sonta arctica Finntroll  ensuferum.      if i go harder...   fuck... to much....     i l have to say it..  sperm swamp!
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Wheaty214
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Feb 19 2011
6:13:05PM
Quoting broto from Feb 19 2011 4:47:50:
how is this a gaper quote
i forgot to say that he was a racer haha
MLINS

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It was all a dream - R.I.P Christopher Wallace

12/17/10 - The day I landed my first backflip.

And Saint Paul did approach the rail and the Lord did say "hit it you pussy". And Saint Paul did hit the rail and the Lord was pleased.
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Feb 19 2011
8:02:52PM
in regards to the bottom buckle
gaper: "dude your boots are on the wrong feet."
me: "oh thanks I didnt notice."
gaper to his gaper friend: "that guy can ski with his boots on the wrong feet he must be amazing"

(these arent my boots and first embed i hope it works)
Click for larger image
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JMF
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Feb 19 2011
9:09:51PM

standing in line and i hear this.

Gaper mom to son: "Now Spencer make sure you take your poles off just like the sign tells you too"

"Im the best skier on the mountain!"
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SickNameHere
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Feb 19 2011
9:18:18PM
I was standing a bit above a drop that was about 15 feet to some dense trees that wasn't even possible to hit, eyeing up a line in the trees on the run to my left that I was gonna hit later, and all the sudden I get 4 gapers on the lift yelling at me to not hit the drop haha.
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.squirrely.$
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Feb 19 2011
9:19:25PM
today i was in line and some girls behind me asked why i was wearing a dress while skiing.  and as i got on the lift the liftie commented on my full tilt die cut.  he said he liked poker too.  i was pretty confused.  what does full tilt have to do with poker?
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.skiperisher.
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Feb 19 2011
9:22:58PM
Quoting .squirrely.$ from Feb 19 2011 9:19:25:
today i was in line and some girls behind me asked why i was wearing a dress while skiing.  and as i got on the lift the liftie commented on my full tilt die cut.  he said he liked poker too.  i was pretty confused.  what does full tilt have to do with poker?
there is a online poker company called full tilt as well
skiing is a serious addiction, probaly compared to crack
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Feb 19 2011
9:24:09PM
Quoting .squirrely.$ from Feb 19 2011 9:19:25:
today i was in line and some girls behind me asked why i was wearing a dress while skiing.  and as i got on the lift the liftie commented on my full tilt die cut.  he said he liked poker too.  i was pretty confused.  what does full tilt have to do with poker?
theres an online poker site called full tilt poker
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ORDEAL$
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Feb 19 2011
10:22:06PM
I was riding up the chair at Vail, and I heard these two gapers at the top of Game Creek bowl (it was all moguls at the time) say "This is too hard!!!"


I screamed out "thats what she said." Pretty funny moment
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joshua
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Feb 19 2011
10:29:41PM
Quoting LilNucks from Feb 19 2011 10:12:36:
Gaper at my school: Hey, ive mastered my 360s
Me:.....
Gaper: walks away
Me: (problem solved)
Your an asshole.
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Sock.Jesus
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Feb 19 2011
10:51:47PM
Quoting Breareos from Feb 19 2011 12:44:06:
false, I never make up a story. Besides Mango, you have no proof. At all.
who says i'm singling you out?
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Breareos
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Feb 19 2011
11:04:06PM
Quoting Sock.Jesus from Feb 19 2011 10:51:47:
who says i'm singling you out?
I was standing up for my input..

I felt it was necessary.
..And so it was that when God created snow, Man was compelled to ride through it on two wooden boards..

I ski the flattest place possible....Manitoba, Canada.

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razors-chaz
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Feb 20 2011
7:45:17AM
Ive got salomon spk kaos boots and all the time (not just from gapers) i get asked if im wearing odd boots. Also when skiing in VT i was learning lincolns and stacking a fair amount of them but still so many gapers thought i was pro cos of my gear and my freezeproshop.com tall tee.
and again in VT there was a rock right underneath the chairlift which i decided to build up into a jump as it was pretty much prefect for it, and i got so many gapers like "get back to the park" and stuff.
Also my parent think im fucking nuts cos i ski park and tried to tell me not to ever ski off piste cos i told them about ending up really far off piste in a whiteout and setting off a little shelf at the top of a line.
going back to the gaper trance, i got in the gondola with my line blends and almost everyone spent the whole time just staring at my skis and me in my gear.

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E.FARR
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Feb 20 2011
8:49:49AM
Quoting razors-chaz from Feb 20 2011 7:45:17:
Ive got salomon spk kaos boots and all the time (not just from gapers) i get asked if im wearing odd boots. Also when skiing in VT i was learning lincolns and stacking a fair amount of them but still so many gapers thought i was pro cos of my gear and my freezeproshop.com tall tee.and again in VT there was a rock right underneath the chairlift which i decided to build up into a jump as it was pretty much prefect for it, and i got so many gapers like "get back to the park" and stuff.Also my parent think im fucking nuts cos i ski park and tried to tell me not to ever ski off piste cos i told them about ending up really far off piste in a whiteout and setting off a little shelf at the top of a line.going back to the gaper trance, i got in the gondola with my line blends and almost everyone spent the whole time just staring at my skis and me in my gear.
haha i think thats the lonnngest first post ive ever seen
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J.Wesselman
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Feb 20 2011
11:14:21AM
Quoting ShreddAZ$ from Feb 15 2011 10:50:55:
gaper pointed out to his kid my jacket and totally miss promounced Saga as Sagg-a
hate that some kid did that for my shirt and he called it Saggd no joke
why would your mom cockblock you?

kill her and get a new mom you sack-less bitch.-Skiierman
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Feb 20 2011
11:37:40AM
is it easier to go faster on skiis or a snowboard
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monkatizer
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Feb 20 2011
11:44:53AM
Quoting LilNucks from Feb 19 2011 10:12:36:
Gaper at my school: Hey, ive mastered my 360s
Me:.....
Gaper: walks away
Me: (problem solved)
why do u think ur cool because u ignore a kid trying to talk to u?? he obviously looks up to u in skiing
when popping on skis to get more air off a jump, do you just jump?-Armadaskier1928

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Feb 21 2011
12:20:31AM
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
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Feb 21 2011
12:20:35AM
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
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razors-chaz
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Feb 21 2011
8:09:39AM
Quoting E.FARR from Feb 20 2011 8:49:49:
haha i think thats the lonnngest first post ive ever seen
ive followed ns for years but never felt it was worth posting anything until i spent like a day reading all this thread. so im not really a newb
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Sock.Jesus
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Feb 21 2011
2:10:26PM
The referenced post has been removed.
just because he's been a member since 2010 doesn't mean he hasn't been visiting the site for longer than that...
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Feb 21 2011
4:08:39PM
Quoting monkatizer from Feb 20 2011 11:44:53:
why do u think ur cool because u ignore a kid trying to talk to u?? he obviously looks up to u in skiing
problem 1. stop post whoring
problem 2. get some god damn poles
and then...

DIE!!!
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