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Dec 5 2010
1:29:02AM

Quoting MichniakD from Dec 5 2010 12:40:26:
at the parking lot putting boots on and a two gapers approched me...
Gaper: are those throwbacks?
me: aahh (confused), there full tilts.
Gaper: what are full tilts?, they look really old?
Gaper to other Gaper: those look really hard to ski with...
me: there brand new boots that tilt forward bro. (put on headphones and walked away)

Full tilts are identical to OLD Raclies(butchered the spelling)

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Dec 5 2010
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Quoting Beard_Of_Moses$ from Dec 5 2010 1:29:02:
Full tilts are identical to OLD Raclies(butchered the spelling)

Close, Raichles.

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Dec 5 2010
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Quoting Beard_Of_Moses$ from Dec 5 2010 1:29:02:
Full tilts are identical to OLD Raclies(butchered the spelling)

its not a college essay, i dont give a shit about the spelling. and im guessing the those old raclies or whatever you call'em are so old no one rides with them, so i dont know about them.

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Dec 5 2010
8:11:50AM

i wear raichles and they are just as good as a pair of full tilts i had and i got them for $25(the raichles)

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Dec 5 2010
8:15:24AM

Quoting MichniakD from Dec 5 2010 12:40:26:
at the parking lot putting boots on and a two gapers approched me...
Gaper: are those throwbacks?
me: aahh (confused), there full tilts.
Gaper: what are full tilts?, they look really old?
Gaper to other Gaper: those look really hard to ski with...
me: there brand new boots that tilt forward bro. (put on headphones and walked away)

yeah, u act like total moron in this situation

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Dec 5 2010
9:09:07AM

Quoting MichniakD from Dec 5 2010 2:22:31:
its not a college essay, i dont give a shit about the spelling. and im guessing the those old raclies or whatever you call'em are so old no one rides with them, so i dont know about them.

Sounds like your the gaper here.

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Dec 5 2010
11:17:50AM

Quoting Mr_pretzel

from Dec 5 2010 9:09:07:
Sounds like your the gaper here.

Quoted for truth.

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Dec 5 2010
11:23:44AM

Quoting PC.Jibber from Dec 5 2010 12:11:46:
waiting in the lift line with my friend whose helmet is plastered in jiberish stickers while wearing a jiberish tall tee. Someone behind us says to their friend: "Wow that guy really likes the Jonas Brothers."

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Dec 5 2010
2:33:40PM

Quoting .squirrely.$ from Dec 5 2010 8:11:50:
i wear raichles and they are just as good as a pair of full tilts i had and i got them for $25(the raichles)

Seriously?

Lols how can they be just as good as FT? I know the designs are similar but still

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Dec 5 2010
2:38:42PM

Quoting ButteredToast. from Dec 5 2010 2:33:40:
Seriously?

Lols how can they be just as good as FT? I know the designs are similar but still

They are the exact same boot, just a different liner.

So you can save alot of money by buying a cheap pair of rachiels and then new liners.

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Wait, so let me get this straight. Leigh Powis is from a mountain town called Snowpark New Zealand located in the U.K. region of Canadia? Can someone verify? - Jibjib

i'd fuck her so hard she'd be like "oh Gator please, be gentle" and i'd be like "GATOR DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS" - Gator.

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Dec 5 2010
2:47:00PM

Quoting Mr_pretzel

from Dec 5 2010 2:38:42:
They are the exact same boot, just a different liner.

So you can save alot of money by buying a cheap pair of rachiels and then new liners.

Might have to try that...

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Dec 5 2010
4:06:54PM

i was sat on this chair lift with this gapergoon and i tried to make conversation. Then he asked me what you call that trick where you spin around 360 degrees. I stopped talking to him.

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Dec 5 2010
4:09:19PM

Quoting Kimbo~Slice from Dec 5 2010 4:06:54:
i was sat on this chair lift with this gapergoon and i tried to make conversation. Then he asked me what you call that trick where you spin around 360 degrees. I stopped talking to him.

You should've told him it was called a 'Whirly bird'

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Dec 5 2010
4:14:51PM

i was messing around on a catwalk, and i was on tele.
I put my poles between my legs and went for the gaper tuck. being on tele i went forward and ate shit on to my shoulder.

messed up my shoulder and looked like a damn fool

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Dec 5 2010
4:16:18PM

Quoting Kimbo~Slice from Dec 5 2010 4:06:54:
i was sat on this chair lift with this gapergoon and i tried to make conversation. Then he asked me what you call that trick where you spin around 360 degrees. I stopped talking to him.

Wow you must've felt sooo good about yourself, eh?

Gaper 1:so what's your son doing this year, snowboarding or skiing?
Gaper2: I dunno, he kept blabbing something about "twin tips"...
Gaper 1: Oh! Those are the skis that u can go backwards on!
Gaper 2:Oh, I guess it's so that if he messes up and lands backwards, he's fine eh?

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Dec 5 2010
4:17:29PM

Quoting H4RV0L3V from Dec 5 2010 4:09:19:
You should've told him it was called a 'Whirly bird'

hahaha and a 180 is a 'baby whirlybird'

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Dec 5 2010
4:25:15PM

Quoting MichniakD from Dec 5 2010 2:22:31:
its not a college essay, i dont give a shit about the spelling. and im guessing the those old raclies or whatever you call'em are so old no one rides with them, so i dont know about them.

You're dumb as fuck, you can't act elitist to some gapers when you don't even know what the hell your're taking about. GAPER!

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Dec 5 2010
4:28:35PM

not really a gaper thing but,

i was in the park behind my house, havin a little pvc pipe session with a friend, and some german guy ( i live in germany) comes up and says something to me in german, i said English?? he said, "your on the wrong hill" i laughed in side.

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Dec 5 2010
4:55:32PM

Gaper: Are those kid's skis???
My friend: No, they're snowblades.
Gaper: Oh, I have some sick snowblades at home. They have Spiderman on them.

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Dec 5 2010
5:01:24PM

Quoting Dwight_Schrute from Dec 5 2010 4:55:32:
Gaper: Are those kid's skis???
My friend: No, they're snowblades.
Gaper: Oh, I have some sick snowblades at home. They have Spiderman on them.

i fucking hate snow blades.

they are for shit skiers

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Dec 17 2010
9:19:15PM

ULTIMATE SNOLLERBLADER SPOTTED AT BOYNE
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Dec 17 2010
9:21:23PM

Quoting Goku$ from Dec 17 2010 9:19:15:
ULTIMATE SNOLLERBLADER SPOTTED AT BOYNE
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hahahaa theres like 4 inches of tail

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Dec 17 2010
9:47:40PM

most gapers dont know about center mounting and stuff, so when i had my center mounted afterbangs on, gaper dad: those must be short skis. me: theyre 177 cm. gaper son: ooh you have pictures on your skis. i show them my tails, then they start talking how they work and all that crap. HILARIOUS THREAD-INATOR

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Dec 17 2010
10:05:50PM

about a year ago i was sitting on the lift 3 days after christmas with some random kid and his dad and the kid asked his dad what was for lunch, and then the dad said i dont know then kept asking me and he didnt undertand that you can pick what you want.

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Dec 17 2010
10:27:55PM

I was skiing with these two random kids from my school, i get ahead of the kid im with and he says

"You have some mighty goose tails"

That was about my twin tips...... wtf

Rain rain go away thats wut all my haters say

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Dec 18 2010
12:40:56AM

Hahaha there was some snowblader bitching hardcore about the ski team making a jump at Sugarbush and he wasn't allowed to hit it. I was trying hard to hold back my laughter.

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Back in 9th grade I discovered my KNUCKLES.

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Dec 18 2010
3:10:28AM

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this years spk pros are pretty damn close. I love them sooo much

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Yeah cool tricks!!!

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Dec 18 2010
3:20:06AM

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i havent so far, with the gel tongue, gel heel, and gel toe. admittedly the toebox does feel a bit more roomy than, say, an agent 80, but i dont think it has affected performance at all. soooooo comfy

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Yeah cool tricks!!!

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Dec 18 2010
10:47:43AM

Quoting LivinontheLedge from Dec 17 2010 10:27:55:
"You have some mighty goose tails"

Maybe he meant you were kicking up rooster tails?

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Dec 18 2010
2:05:51PM

so i was at my local mountian and i walked out of the lodge when an asian couple approched me, they guy says " these boots work in those?" i replyed " no those are snowboard boots, you need the kind of boots im wearing for skis." girl turns to guy and says "you! fucking retard!" i just laugh and walk away

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Dec 18 2010
3:54:10PM

snowboarder at my lunch table- "simon dumont rides for north face"

"Simon Dumont rides for North Face"
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Dec 18 2010
6:03:14PM

one time one of my friends was filming un on the knuckle and there was a gaper and his child and in the back all you kad hear is "hey timmy, timmy watch timmy timmy, look, timmy, they are aproching the ramp timmy, are you gona see it (someone dose a 900) wow timmy, what was that a 720?" then for a frontflip he called a forward summersalt, a cork 7 a helocopter and them me fav was 2 years ago at a big air event where in the finals someone did a bio 7 and the anouncer said "he did a flippy spinny trick"

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Dec 18 2010
7:42:17PM

While on the lift with Tom Wallisch during the Dew Tour at Mt. Snow

Tom Wallisch to me: so hows the park today?

Me: It's pretty good, a little slow, but its whatever.

Gaper to Tom: Hey were you in that contest earlier doing all those tricky things?

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Dec 18 2010
9:28:33PM

In the Whistler Creekside gondola....

Girl:do you ski them black inclines?

Me: yea, the black runs

Girl: I like the green inclines the most, ya know theyre really relaxing. I dont really like the blue inclines 'cause it will be like a green incline, but then the incline gets really steep.

face palm.

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Dec 18 2010
9:30:27PM

Quoting MichniakD from Dec 5 2010 2:22:31:
its not a college essay, i dont give a shit about the spelling. and im guessing the those old raclies or whatever you call'em are so old no one rides with them, so i dont know about them.

you are retarded hahaha you know nothing about the boots you have

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Dec 18 2010
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Quoting [evan] from Dec 18 2010 7:42:17:
While on the lift with Tom Wallisch during the Dew Tour at Mt. SnowTom Wallisch to me: so hows the park today?Me: It's pretty good, a little slow, but its whatever.Gaper to Tom: Hey were you in that contest earlier doing all those tricky things?

pics or it didnt happen.

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Dec 19 2010
1:49:49AM

Quoting [evan] from Dec 18 2010 7:42:17:
While on the lift with Tom Wallisch during the Dew Tour at Mt. SnowTom Wallisch to me: so hows the park today?Me: It's pretty good, a little slow, but its whatever.Gaper to Tom: Hey were you in that contest earlier doing all those tricky things?

I think you forgot to /claim

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Dec 19 2010
2:30:50AM

Quoting Emma_Watson from Dec 18 2010 10:00:05:
pics or it didnt happen.

The only picture i have is me with tom during a signing like 15 minutes before we went up. There was a filmer with us because Verizon had set it up, but there wasnt enough footy to put anything together.

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Dec 20 2010
3:18:28AM

"mountains are open on weekdays?"

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Dec 20 2010
12:02:54PM

i was trying to fix my ski, and next to me two about 14 years old guys were trying to fit skiboot on ski binding for about 15 minutes..

''wtf?! why my boot doesnt fit to ski binding!!!'', Other guy '' oh cmon, just stomp hard as you can!''

after a while the other guy said '' take your boot off and let me try''

then i went and said '' i think it would be great if you opened your binding before trying to fit it''

ahahaha it was so funny _D

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Dec 20 2010
12:07:55PM

Quoting TonyTheTiger from Mar 10 2008 7:45:12:
Right after I did a flatspin 5.... I heard someone scream in the chair: "Omg this guy did a frontflip!!!!".... oooook...

Also the traditionnal :
:Are you good at skiing?
Me: not bad...
:Do you do jumps?
Me: Yes
:Can you do backflips?

same shit happens to me

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Dec 20 2010
6:14:51PM

Quoting skifoo from Dec 20 2010 12:02:54:
i was trying to fix my ski, and next to me two about 14 years old guys were trying to fit skiboot on ski binding for about 15 minutes..''wtf?! why my boot doesnt fit to ski binding!!!'', Other guy '' oh cmon, just stomp hard as you can!''after a while the other guy said '' take your boot off and let me try''then i went and said '' i think it would be great if you opened your binding before trying to fit it''ahahaha it was so funny _D

I once watched some guy try for about 5 minutes to get his boot into a closed binding. I was about to say something, when through some enormous triumph of gaperology he managed to smash his boot into the binding, clipped in properly and all, and ski away. To this day I have no idea how, I guess he just overpowered the forward pressure spring or something.

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Dec 20 2010
6:50:32PM

Quoting rozboon from Dec 20 2010 6:14:51:
I once watched some guy try for about 5 minutes to get his boot into a closed binding. I was about to say something, when through some enormous triumph of gaperology he managed to smash his boot into the binding, clipped in properly and all, and ski away. To this day I have no idea how, I guess he just overpowered the forward pressure spring or something.

i admit that I've done this before. :(

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Dec 20 2010
7:34:55PM

Quoting Pudge$ from Jul 21 2010 12:48:22:
my cousin and i were in the life line earlier this year around march and some punk pointed to my cousins crjs and said"4frnt blows and so does CR Johnson"

I would have fucked that little shit up sooooo much

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Dec 20 2010
7:36:49PM

Quoting rozboon from Dec 20 2010 6:14:51:
I once watched some guy try for about 5 minutes to get his boot into a closed binding. I was about to say something, when through some enormous triumph of gaperology he managed to smash his boot into the binding, clipped in properly and all, and ski away. To this day I have no idea how, I guess he just overpowered the forward pressure spring or something.

where i work the bindings are really shitty and i've seen plenty of people do that

still confuses me why they dont check, they get taught that on lessons

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Dec 21 2010
4:27:44PM

Quoting .Roockley.$ from Dec 20 2010 7:36:49:
where i work the bindings are really shitty and i've seen plenty of people do that

still confuses me why they dont check, they get taught that on lessons

do you work at xscape?

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Dec 21 2010
5:17:12PM

Skiing last Saturday:

Doing a few chill runs and out of no where a friend does a cork 7 on this cut-up jump thing. Other friend drops in next and does a backflip. Cruise down to the lift and get on. At the top we're surrounded by a bunch of gapers. One points and says "look there's the guy who's been doing backflips!" The friend who did the cork 7 just chuckles.

Funny how fast word gets out that you're doing crazy backflips.

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Dec 21 2010
5:56:46PM

gaper "are those double tips"?

me "umm yeah twin tips"

gaper "woah cool, i tried skiing once"

me "nice it's fun"

gaper "yeah i think i've seen you at the park"

me "yeah....."

me (first day every at bristol)

"if that tree was made out of chocolate would you eat it"? hmmmmmm

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Dec 21 2010
6:24:43PM

i couple of years ago i got my first pair of twin tips and the first day up my friend(major gapper and a snowboarder) was asking me about my new skis.

gaper: i like your new skis cam

me: thanks

gaper: so what are the tails bent up for?

me; so you can go backwards

gaper: no

me no?

gaper: you cant go backswards on skis because you cant see

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Dec 22 2010
8:55:30PM

my buddy and i were talking about our oakley crowbars, just callin em cbars, and out other friend (snowboarder) says "so, are cbars just like a different model of the crowbar??"

and aparrently beginner skis dont have edges

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