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i was once asked:

"i don't want to do the whole jump, so how much speed do you need to go halfway?"

This was probably a 16 year old kid, talking about the last jump in King's Crown last year.....

You get some awesome comments when skiing Hellbents at a mountain that's not particularly snowy...

"They're trick skis. They're for doing tricks on"

"WOW. Did you put ski bindings on SNOWBOARDS?"

"Are those waterskis?!"

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I was at  a gay mountain last year with my cousins and i was hitting a jump. At the top of the hill i turn backwards to hit it. a Ski patrol was on the side of the jump. When he saw me, he ran on the kicker to stop me. So I brake ( I almost hit him ). Then:

me: Why did you do that

ski patrol: It is dangerous to ski backwards you could hurt someone

me:What you did was even more dangerous

Him: If i catch you skiing backwards again, i kick you out

Me: how i am supposed to hit this jump switch?

Him: You can't

I went away, he was such an asshole.

yeah another ski patrol told me:

I've been skiing for 9 years and I still can't ski backwards correctly, how long have you been skiing for.

Me: two years

Ski patrol: You don't have enough experience.. bla bla bla

I had to listen to him for 10 minutes because we were on the chairlift, just me and him. FML

yeah i havent been to seymour yet

ill probably keep hitting up grouse since i have a pass up there

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i rode the goldie park all day on Sat.

nice

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its got that After bang style setup at the bottom totally skatepark style.

anyone know what an after bang style setup in the park is? i tried to get him to explain it for me but it just made me even more confused after that

this conversation is going on as we speak, ill see if there is anything more as it goes