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Mar 10 2008
7:33:59PM
somebody on the chairlift yesterday asked me what they did with the moguls at the end of the year?
i also gotten "what altitude do the dear turn to elk?"
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Nov 3 2008
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Quoting Fly_White_Boy from Nov 3 2008 8:28:55:
Epic! 500th post!
...no?
Scott Vail sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled Sking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Scott Spread eagle kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. - Tingas_Hats$
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Nov 3 2008
8:49:28PM
Quoting treebeard$ from Nov 3 2008 8:34:05:
...no?
yes
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot
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Nov 3 2008
8:52:59PM
I didnt read them all, so this may be common and already said, but uhh

after a 7 in the pipe, shitty at the best

"HOLY SHIT THATS GOTTA BE SHAUN WHITE OR TANNER HALL"

"I'd love to stay here and kick it witch u dirty ass mo'fuckas, but im late for parol, so get the fuck backl."
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Nov 3 2008
9:16:02PM
Wow, this thread is still around?
Excellent.
Keep them coming, i don't have any right now, but I expect they'll be coming in.
"Skiing is a serious addiction, and can probably be compared to crack." - Chris Rubens Just do it now, that way if it does hurt, you can heal earlier so you can try it again later.
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Nov 3 2008
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ohhh... the thread's 500th post... i get it now
Scott Vail sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled Sking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Scott Spread eagle kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. - Tingas_Hats$
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Nov 3 2008
10:08:48PM
at the start of last season a kid at my school "OMG you can 540!?!?!?"
A trick without the bang is kinda like a driveby without shooting anybody. -Alex_G/////////////////////////////////////////////////// You name it i bang it -GRFreeskier
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Nov 4 2008
2:46:04AM
eh kinda a gaper

i was getting interviewed for my school newspaper because they were doing a segment on skiing and snowboarding. So the girl interviewing asks

Girl: Okay, so what kind of ski's do you use?
Me: Ninthward Butterlicious's
Girl: Uhh...
Me: Keep it ninthward bitch!


I didnt really say the last part but yeah the look on her face was priceless

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Everyone's gotta go sometime, why not it be with your boots on...
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Nov 4 2008
4:57:10AM
Quoting MalcolmUltimate Bling! from Jul 8 2008 12:14:40:
haha yea it reminds me of the countless familys that come into the park to look at all the amazing obstacles

i hate that when families use the park as groomers and u almost land on the little kids and the parents come up and scream at u.  at least when my parents came into the park to watch theyd stand on the side.

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Nov 4 2008
5:01:16AM

i was skiing switch down a run away from everyone else and i stopped on a knuckle to put my earphone back in.  this 8 year old girls rams into me cause she didnt no how to stop.  shes down but she doesnt look hurt so i reach down and ask her if shes ok and pick her up.  her dad comes speeding down and tackles me and screams "DONT KIDNAP MY DAUGHTER" and tries to hold me down.  His daugther comes up and says "no daddy i hit him and he was helping me up" but he said "no dear he was trying to kidnap you"  i later found out he was from LA or something like that.  wasnt happy

Chris: I wonder what happens when a Unicorn has sex with a dolphin Ian: I don't know probebly some amazingly magical creature that can fly
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Nov 4 2008
6:41:19PM
Quoting paone from Nov 4 2008 5:01:16:
i was skiing switch down a run away from everyone else and i stopped on a knuckle to put my earphone back in.  this 8 year old girls rams into me cause she didnt no how to stop.  shes down but she doesnt look hurt so i reach down and ask her if shes ok and pick her up.  her dad comes speeding down and tackles me and screams "DONT KIDNAP MY DAUGHTER" and tries to hold me down.  His daugther comes up and says "no daddy i hit him and he was helping me up" but he said "no dear he was trying to kidnap you"  i later found out he was from LA or something like that.  wasnt happy
wow are you serious
that dad is fucking crazy
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Nov 4 2008
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last season, I was hitting up picknshovel (PC), and this lady and her five kids are playing under the lip of the last jump (like behind the jump where u cant see). So she's letting her kids climb around and romp, and I can only see one of them (next to the lady) and they'r both looking at me while im on my way towards the jump, so i assumed that there were nokids under the jump(oops). so the second i go off the lip, all the kids decide to stand up (4ft tall kids, 4.5ft lip). flailing in the air, i try to miss them by sort of diving over them----ouch.... i missed all of them, but hurt my back for the rest of the day. so while im sliding down the 50 ft landing, the lady skis (if u can call it that) down to me, and trips over my skis-which are 20 ft above me. she proceeds to tell me that if she ever saw me again she wouldd call the cops.i tell her to watch her kids in the park, and that i couldn;'t see them, and to keep her kids off of the most dangerous place to stand in the park. for all of u that are gonna say: why didn't u pop off the jump? i had no time to load an extrapop in there, and 2, this jump wasnt too poppy itself, so i probably cleared the kids by lees than a ft. ..... never saw them in picknshovel again..... good
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Nov 4 2008
7:15:43PM

last weekend at loveland some dude in jeans came up to me as i was getting out of my skis..

"how come you dont have poles but everyone else does?" - dude
"i just dont like poles and i dont use them for anything so i dont ski with them" - me
"so you don't actually need poles?" - dude
"no, you dont need them to ski." - me
"so i dont have to use poles?" - dude
"no" - me
"how do i get moving?" -dude
"i have to go." - me

i walked away

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Nov 6 2008
6:29:28PM
Not really a gaper quote... but probably the funniest moment of last season

Picture the scene: theres me, one of my flatmates, this over cheery southern gaper chick and her friend ridin the lift up beside the park. Important note.. my mate is major fucked off cause hes havin a shit day and his ipod battery has just died.

gaper chick: (after finishing off an amazingly boring story about how she got her skis) so do you 2 do any of that stuff? (points to the park)
me: sure
gaper chick: is it hard?
me: depends what youre tryin to do
gaper chick: are backflips hard?
me: only if you land on your head
(short silence... I can see my mate is gettin extra pissed cause this girls accent is so annoyin)
me: you wanna see me try do one of the jumps?
flatmate: no... I'd rather see you choke on my semen but santa didnt bring me what I wanted for christmas and Ive got a funny feelin im gonna get dissapointed here as well!
me: *uncontrolable laughter*
"Anyone else have phenoms?? Its like having half a goldfish bowl stuck to your head. YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING!!"
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Nov 6 2008
10:10:14PM
Quoting huge-go from Jul 7 2008 11:28:09:
There was a bunch of rollers in the park, and my bud starts like buttering switch 3's off of all of them, and there was a pack of asian gapers at the top, and they start going "ooh, ahh, such fluidity and grace."  I just laughed and proceeded to 180 to switch 180 the rolls.
Another time I was at the bottom of the mountain, stoked for 20 cms of new snow, and I hear some gapers unloading from their car and one says "apparantly it snowed 20 cms of fresh, so lets hope it's groomed!"
hahahah the asian gapers
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Nov 6 2008
11:07:46PM

so this was a few years ago but it is still stuck in my mind. so i was up with 2 of my friends and we were on a 2 seater so i got stuck with some strange kid(who is actually older than me). this is the comversation the best i can remember it.

ME-hey

him- do you have any gummy bears?

me- no...?

him-oh to bad..........................................do you have any popcorn?

me- does it look like i have any popcorn?

him- (he looks at me confused) do you have any popcorn?

me- no i dont have any popcorn

him- DANG to bad, if you had popcorn we coulda' had a party

he then look at my poles and procedes to say

him- you gotta hold your poles like diss!!!(the dumb ass drops on of his poles right after he said that)

me- are you serious?

him-(screaming and crying) MY POLE, YOU GOTTA GET MY POLE, my pole, get it for me

me-no

the crying continued intill i got off the chair and he fell off the chair on to the loading ramp. i never saw him again but that chair ride has scarred me for life.

My Spoon is too big!!!!
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Nov 6 2008
11:23:44PM
were do they put all the bumps when the snows gone
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Nov 19 2008
7:22:09PM
Gaper= O, you do freestyle, so you go off those ramps and do twists.

Me- Ya , you mean the jumps

Gaper- Have you ever snowboarded

Me- Ya, I have snowboarded for 5 years and skied for 14.

Gaper- Then why do you ski if you like going off the jumps, snowboarding is cooler.

Me- This whole time i was with another friend who was a skier and we just walked away


You should try snowboarding, skiing is for old people and gapers,( gaper telling me this while he had a huge gaper gap(goggle gap) and had his jeans tucked into his boots.
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Nov 19 2008
10:17:52PM
haha yea
i always get ski patrol
p: hey im gonna need you to take down that jump your builiding.
me: why its like 3 feet tall
p: cause somebody could hurt them selves on it
me: well id rather the kids hurt themselfs her then on the 25 footer
p: well arnt you a cocky skier?
me: yea sorta i hate waiting for the little rental kids to get in line and cut V -vagina jumps cause that flat ground the table and i hate waiting for them to get sledded of the landing
p: take down your jump!
me: no i dont want to
p: take it down!
me: you take it down if you want it down so bad
STEEZYOHIO- HEY LETS THROW ASIAN FIRECRACKERS OUT OF THE WINDOW AS WE SPEED DOWN A BACK STREET..... NOT A GOOD IDEA
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Nov 19 2008
10:32:32PM
I love it when gapers just straight line the park and start teetering just flying. Then the awesome crash on flat.
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Nov 19 2008
10:52:59PM
Gaper-My legs are getting offly cold.
Me- Why don't you where ski pants?
Gaper- Well, jeans keep you warmer

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Nov 19 2008
11:20:31PM
The funniest thing is the amount of shit people will buy.
I know this guy who has 3 boards and 2 pairs of skis. He gets brand new Sessions, Burton, and VZ shit every year. Such a poser. And he thinks he's the shit 'cause he works at sports chalet in the bay. He skis probably 10 days a season and can barely make it down the hill in a snowplow.
Go back to the bay
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Nov 19 2008
11:21:55PM
i do black diamonds but it was closed, I was born to go fast!

from that show
I opted for a BJ the other night cause I was tired and lazy, and I hadn't jacked i or anything in like a week. I ended up jizzing all over her face and tits and hair, once I started jizzing I just started cracking up and didn't stop laughing for like 2 minutes after I jizzed and she was just sitting there like covered. - Marshall.
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Nov 19 2008
11:56:59PM
so im chillen on the chair
and this fukken mexican dude on the chair is like
mexican "why dont you gap that house"
me "what do you mean"
the jump is 15 ft at most and the house is behind it like 60 ft away
mexican "you know like if i had my snowboard here i would go off that jump and land on that house"
me "oh ya sure you would"
he is the dirtyest guy ever like small shit stash and full shit colored suit
mexican "ya im thinking of being pro but i dont know i dont want to have to sign all those autographs it would be tireing
me "um okay man you dont have to tell me your life story"
mexican "oh ya i guess well have fun i might be back in a month to sign some autograghs so all talk to you again"
i was lauphing histarically till i got to the parkand tell all my friends
and they just were like whats up hero and shit like that the rest of the day
lol
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Nov 20 2008
4:17:16PM
i always get the "why are you in the snowboard park? you're a skier. and why are you even in here-you're a girl!" im just like "yea no kidding" and ski off.
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Nov 20 2008
5:03:12PM
Quoting paone from Nov 4 2008 4:57:10:
i hate that when families use the park as groomers and u almost land on the little kids and the parents come up and scream at u.  at least when my parents came into the park to watch theyd stand on the side.
oh my god i hate that. i told some old woman off at copper last week because she was doing that. then some stupid gaper family climbed this little hip with a log job on top, and sat there for like 5 min taking a picture.
"I pissed on my passport"
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Nov 20 2008
6:15:39PM
i've gotten the
how old do deer hav to be wen they turn to elk? southerner indeed
  i also went off a jump (it's on my profile) wen i was like 12 0r 11 and this girl just skies down the landing cus she gets more "speed" i literally landed in her skis. i was like flaling in the air. people on the lift were like swaring at her..but she didnt speak english
and her mom was like oh u ignorant fool u went off the jump wen she was gettting "speed"
but u gotta love gapers
their the ones givin the resort money AND they always say something that's real funnyy
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Nov 20 2008
6:19:35PM
Quoting [MEGAMO] from Nov 20 2008 5:03:12:
oh my god i hate that. i told some old woman off at copper last week because she was doing that. then some stupid gaper family climbed this little hip with a log job on top, and sat there for like 5 min taking a picture.
HAHA
i LOLOLOLOLED!

that is hilarious.
that is something that we would get in PA...
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Nov 21 2008
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Quoting Dainsey$ from Nov 20 2008 6:15:39:
i've gotten the
how old do deer hav to be wen they turn to elk? southerner indeed
  i also went off a jump (it's on my profile) wen i was like 12 0r 11 and this girl just skies down the landing cus she gets more "speed" i literally landed in her skis. i was like flaling in the air. people on the lift were like swaring at her..but she didnt speak english
and her mom was like oh u ignorant fool u went off the jump wen she was gettting "speed"
but u gotta love gapers
their the ones givin the resort money AND they always say something that's real funnyy
your post count says 55 and your karma is like 26000, wtf
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Nov 21 2008
3:08:23AM
Quoting SteezyJibberUltimate Bling! from Mar 10 2008 7:35:58:
gaper in my spanish class last year said


"skiers cant do tricks"
me: yes they can
him: "oh well its mostly for snowboarders"

then he proceeded to talk about how he could ski on grass
i love the grass comment
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Nov 22 2008
2:16:46AM
Not a quote, but does anyone else hate when you see a gaper skiing the bumps with snowblades and poles ?...I tend to see them doing this more in the spring time...idk why

It just makes me want to kill a gaper
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Nov 22 2008
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Quoting DubVision from Nov 22 2008 2:16:46:
Not a quote, but does anyone else hate when you see a gaper skiing the bumps with snowblades and poles ?...I tend to see them doing this more in the spring time...idk whyIt just makes me want to kill a gaper
What? You haven't yet? That's like Newschool skiing 101!!
Duh!
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Nov 22 2008
6:02:58AM
I hate to mack on where I'm from.. but some people from the SF Bay Area just don't understand shit sometimes...

"I don't like powder, its so hard to ski in, because you have to go REALLY FAST"

Oh, and I love ski patrollers who go out of their way to be dicks...

-I just spayed my friends with some snow at the bottom of the run, and they laughed-
-Guy comes running up out of nowhere, and says in an obviously foreign accent-
patrol "HEY! DONT DO THAT! PEOPLE DONT LIKE THAT!"
me: "dude.. their my buddies.. Its all good"
patrol "well.. do you think they like that?" *points to the guys*
friend jake: "yes, we love being sprayed by white stuff dont you?"

lets just say the look on the guys face was pretty classic after that statement.
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Nov 22 2008
1:36:31PM
Last year at Marble Mountain, I was riding up the lift with three of my friends who snowboard, and we see a gaper slowplowing his way through the bumps in jeans tucked into his boots, so two of my friends (girls) started giggling about skiing in jeans, so i was like "yeah that's a sure sign that you're a gaper" and my friend Ashley screams GAPERRRRR as loud as she could, then she was like
"Haha what did I just say?"
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Nov 22 2008
5:45:43PM
haha i was riding up the lift and under the lift there were moguls and this kid and his friend were skiing it (both nubs) and one of em was like "yahh trick yahh!" and i almost killled a baby.
mainstream hip hop pisses me off.
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Nov 22 2008
5:53:07PM
Quoting Dainsey$ from Nov 22 2008 5:45:43:
haha i was riding up the lift and under the lift there were moguls and this kid and his friend were skiing it (both nubs) and one of em was like "yahh trick yahh!" and i almost killled a baby.
mainstream hip hop pisses me off.
people talking about mainstream hip hop sucking pisses me off.

now i agree. soulja boy is among the worst things to happen to music.

but get off your pompous ass, you arent cooler just because you hate on mainstream rap.
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Nov 22 2008
6:00:54PM
yeah my bad ben.
i was tlkin bout soulja  boy
i have a a lotta respect for lil wayne, lupe and all those artists
but soulja boy...
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Nov 22 2008
6:04:50PM
Quoting Dainsey$ from Nov 22 2008 6:00:54:
yeah my bad ben.
i was tlkin bout soulja  boy
i have a a lotta respect for lil wayne, lupe and all those artists
but soulja boy...
hahaha thats better. now im not saying that i dont like underground.

you listen to underground for the lyrics, for "smart" hip hop

but theres nothing wrong with getting pumped up to some mainstream shit. its still fun to listen to.

soulja boy however can step in front of a truck. its not even rap, its just him talking/yelling
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Nov 23 2008
9:27:40PM
I can count the number of rap songs I like on my fingers... I even know the names of some artists...
To each his own, but I like to hear some Rock and Roll while I ski.
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Nov 23 2008
10:05:59PM
im in the park yesterday working on some stuff when this girl(early twenties), a gaper, come up to me and starts talking to. shes like im new to park and i sometimes get really scared to jump the rails and boxes.  i know boxes are easy and u just go over them but rails you got to turn like sideways can you help me at all i get really scared.  Meanwhile im trying to keep a straight face and not laugh and tell her to get away, but i just saymake sure you commit that really helps.  i later see her overshot the tire jib and gets carted off
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Nov 23 2008
10:13:14PM
dude can you spin like 1050s? my friend can i swear!
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Nov 23 2008
10:27:41PM
Quoting A.P.$ from Nov 23 2008 10:05:59:
im in the park yesterday working on some stuff when this girl(early twenties), a gaper, come up to me and starts talking to. shes like im new to park and i sometimes get really scared to jump the rails and boxes.  i know boxes are easy and u just go over them but rails you got to turn like sideways can you help me at all i get really scared.  Meanwhile im trying to keep a straight face and not laugh and tell her to get away, but i just saymake sure you commit that really helps.  i later see her overshot the tire jib and gets carted off
So... you didn't teach her 1's and 3's, ski with her the rest of the day, and have a shot at some poon?
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Nov 23 2008
10:37:33PM
haha now way she was hit annoying as fuck for the 5 mins i talked to her and she cant ski lol
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Nov 24 2008
4:42:07PM
Quoting A.P.$ from Nov 23 2008 10:05:59:
im in the park yesterday working on some stuff when this girl(early twenties), a gaper, come up to me and starts talking to. shes like im new to park and i sometimes get really scared to jump the rails and boxes.  i know boxes are easy and u just go over them but rails you got to turn like sideways can you help me at all i get really scared.  Meanwhile im trying to keep a straight face and not laugh and tell her to get away, but i just saymake sure you commit that really helps.  i later see her overshot the tire jib and gets carted off
man that aint cool. she was just looking for some help
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Quoting A.P.$ from Nov 23 2008 10:05:59:
im in the park yesterday working on some stuff when this girl(early twenties), a gaper, come up to me and starts talking to. shes like im new to park and i sometimes get really scared to jump the rails and boxes.  i know boxes are easy and u just go over them but rails you got to turn like sideways can you help me at all i get really scared.  Meanwhile im trying to keep a straight face and not laugh and tell her to get away, but i just saymake sure you commit that really helps.  i later see her overshot the tire jib and gets carted off
i guess you were at springs over the weekend? it was alright

anyway, i give her credit for at least hitting the tire jib. i mean, she probably didnt entirely know what she was getting herself into, but at least she went for it. thats better than i can say about myself...
new skis, first day... i bitched out.
all my dreams are retarded shit like about to go to the ski hill but get there and realize i dont have my boots. so i turn around and go to get my boots and decide instead to go to the circus. doesnt make sense. -timmi$
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Quoting chimp from Nov 3 2008 8:26:35:
my aunt just asked me if skiers could ride with snowboarders
no its illegal in 38 states
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My grandma referring to me when i opened my kaos from the box
"They sent you two boots you'll have to return them."
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Nov 29 2008
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ok so we got this fuckin idiot at  the hill and he just rolls over the umps and when ever like someone ok hits the jump he will be like u idiot u r recking the lip it is so funny.

also lke when like u will throw i really smooth 5 all the kids will say dude he is good it is so funny.

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Quoting chody_miller33 from Nov 29 2008 12:27:44:
also lke when like u will throw i really smooth 5 all the kids will say dude he is good it is so funny.
...what?
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Quoting Obsessedwski from Nov 29 2008 2:48:04:
...what?
hes saying how gapers or noobs(call them what you want) get really exciting and think a guy is amazing when he can do a 360 or 540
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Quoting Dishwalla$ from Mar 11 2008 11:29:03:
everytime I show a ski video to my non-skier friends they ALWAYS ask if boxes/rails 'like ruin your skis'?

Also, I've heard a girl who worked at the ski shop I worked at say that Armada was made by Burton. I almost exploded.
Yeah this is because Burton has a subdivision called Analog and people seem to think its a ski company and confuse it with Armada/Atomic alot for some reason.
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