The best gaper quotes - Ski Gabber

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Oct 7 2008
10:41:51PM

one time i was on a box and some gaper comes speeding up and flys onto the box and knocks me off the box. he then proceeds to tell me how i should watch where im goin. and im like dude, u came from behind me and hit me off the box its completely ur fault.

another time i was carrying my skis and some guy comes up to me and was like "HEY KID! watch it with ur skis, u almost took my head off." I was like sorry, u were behind me i couldn't see u. (being polite not sarcastic). Then he proceeded to say "carry ur skis the right way like this" (puts his skis in his arms (when u rest them in ur arms on ur elbows) and i was like "see everybody else here carrying their skis the way i'm carrying them? thats the right way. He then said "If u hit one person with ur skis like that i will kill u!" I proceeded to say "No sir, u will not kill me, u will not touch me or speak to me, u will go on with your day and leave me alone"

both of these actually happened. The second one may seem fake, but its tru. the thing is, if he had been polite about it i wouldnt hav cared.

an instance where a guy was nice was wen me and my bro were bombing down to the chairlift and wen we were in line a guy was like "u and ur brother r really good skiers, i can see that, but it makes me nervous when u go that fast near me, so could u please slow it down a little." i said thatnk u, and sure, because he wasnt a douche about it.

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Oct 8 2008
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this is probably the funniest thread ive ever seen. good job
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Oct 8 2008
9:56:36PM

Quoting who_cares from Oct 7 2008 10:41:51:
one time i was on a box and some gaper comes speeding up and flys onto the box and knocks me off the box. he then proceeds to tell me how i should watch where im goin. and im like dude, u came from behind me and hit me off the box its completely ur fault.

another time i was carrying my skis and some guy comes up to me and was like "HEY KID! watch it with ur skis, u almost took my head off." I was like sorry, u were behind me i couldn't see u. (being polite not sarcastic). Then he proceeded to say "carry ur skis the right way like this" (puts his skis in his arms (when u rest them in ur arms on ur elbows) and i was like "see everybody else here carrying their skis the way i'm carrying them? thats the right way. He then said "If u hit one person with ur skis like that i will kill u!" I proceeded to say "No sir, u will not kill me, u will not touch me or speak to me, u will go on with your day and leave me alone"

both of these actually happened. The second one may seem fake, but its tru. the thing is, if he had been polite about it i wouldnt hav cared.

an instance where a guy was nice was wen me and my bro were bombing down to the chairlift and wen we were in line a guy was like "u and ur brother r really good skiers, i can see that, but it makes me nervous when u go that fast near me, so could u please slow it down a little." i said thatnk u, and sure, because he wasnt a douche about it.

ahahahahhaa thats a way worse way to carry skis cuz you take people out next to you lol.

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Oct 20 2008
12:28:30PM

Quoting aznsteeze from Oct 5 2008 2:42:13:
bring this thread back!
i was just at sports chek and i was trying on a pair of SPK Kaos boots
so the guy comes up and asks if i needed any help.
i said no, and then he continued to ask me,
"So do you race? or do you just ski alot?"
i didnt answer.

why would you go to sportschek for boots in the first place kelvin?

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Oct 20 2008
1:17:45PM

"How do I make the ends of my skis like that?"

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Oct 20 2008
3:30:18PM

I was planning on a quick bite on the ... french fries is a foil bag in my pocket and ketchup in a foam cup

lifty- no drinks allowed on the lift dude

me- yeah there is and its not a drink its ket-

lifty- -throw it away

me- no and its not even a drink its ketch-

dumass stops the lift

lifty- throw it away or you dont ride MY lift

me - listen here asshole this isnt ur lift and im getting on it with my fries and ketchup

lifty- get out of line and eat and when ur done u can get on

me- fuck you turn the lift back on

dumass grts his walky talky out and says -get out of line or I call ski patrol

me- dude im a fucking instructor I have more seniority than you and definitly more hygene skills

lifty-well then I call the manager

me the person who is on a first name bases with the manager- haha haha you go ahead and do that and then you can kiss ur bum ass job good bye and go back on welfare

lifty- whats ur name

me - ***** fucking ******

lifty - I have ***** ****** and he is being insubordinate

me- easy with the big words

lifty- step out of line and wait for ***** (manager)

me- Ill wait here

the line backs up pretty far then a ski patroller comes and asks the problem (he happens to be my co-workers dad)

ski patrol- whats the problem

lifty- (rambles on and blows it out of proportion)

ski patrol- ***** is that what happened

me - no (I tell him what actually went down)

ski patrol- haha haha haha haha haha haha .... ****** (manager) said it wasnt worth his time to deal with but you have to tell him this. dude (lifty) enjoy ur last day of work ... look at this line its a mile long over a rule that doesnt even exist haha haha haha

lifty - but they throw their garbage off the lift

I got on skied down told the manager he thought it was funny but was pissed at the lifty then me and a bunch of friends got lunch trays and lunch then got on his lift he had already got chewed out on the walky talky (another lifty told me about it later) wouldnt make eye contact with me. He got fired. moral dont fuck with me

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Oct 20 2008
5:04:02PM

i was at mc sports looking for a racquetball racquet (one of the funnest things you can do at college when there is no snow) and i saw the new dumonts and was checkin them out and asked if they had a 176 and the guy preceded to tell me how i could easily ski the 161 instead and i wouldnt feel a difference.. so i left

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Oct 20 2008
5:22:07PM

Quoting Tucks from Mar 10 2008 8:26:37:
can you do those pipe things
Halfpipes
no
quaterpipes
no
what do you mean
points to a rail

This ones not that funny: are those next years PE's?
No They are this years.
No they are not, mine are this years.
He points to his skis that were k2 mogul skis

hahahah

also: "I love skiing backwards in case you didn't notice"

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Oct 20 2008
5:26:34PM

Quoting BioGeorge from Oct 20 2008 5:22:07:
hahahah
also: "I love skiing backwards in case you didn't notice"

wait wasnt that pete olenick?

or was it the old guy with them in war?
cant remember....

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Oct 20 2008
6:03:22PM

Quoting Shredneck

from Oct 20 2008 3:30:18:
I was planning on a quick bite on the ... french fries is a foil bag in my pocket and ketchup in a foam cup
lifty- no drinks allowed on the lift dude
me- yeah there is and its not a drink its ket-
lifty- -throw it away
me- no and its not even a drink its ketch-
dumass stops the lift
lifty- throw it away or you dont ride MY lift
me - listen here asshole this isnt ur lift and im getting on it with my fries and ketchup
lifty- get out of line and eat and when ur done u can get on
me- fuck you turn the lift back on
dumass grts his walky talky out and says -get out of line or I call ski patrol
me- dude im a fucking instructor I have more seniority than you and definitly more hygene skills
lifty-well then I call the manager
me the person who is on a first name bases with the manager- haha haha you go ahead and do that and then you can kiss ur bum ass job good bye and go back on welfare
lifty- whats ur name
me - ***** fucking ******
lifty - I have ***** ****** and he is being insubordinate
me- easy with the big words
lifty- step out of line and wait for ***** (manager)
me- Ill wait here
the line backs up pretty far then a ski patroller comes and asks the problem (he happens to be my co-workers dad)
ski patrol- whats the problem
lifty- (rambles on and blows it out of proportion)
ski patrol- ***** is that what happened
me - no (I tell him what actually went down)
ski patrol- haha haha haha haha haha haha .... ****** (manager) said it wasnt worth his time to deal with but you have to tell him this. dude (lifty) enjoy ur last day of work ... look at this line its a mile long over a rule that doesnt even exist haha haha haha
lifty - but they throw their garbage off the lift
I got on skied down told the manager he thought it was funny but was pissed at the lifty then me and a bunch of friends got lunch trays and lunch then got on his lift he had already got chewed out on the walky talky (another lifty told me about it later) wouldnt make eye contact with me. He got fired. moral dont fuck with me

that lifie was a douche but getting him fired wasnt cool

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Oct 20 2008
7:30:42PM

some girl in my german literature class told me that there is no way possible i could ski backwards like in jibberish (i was playin in class). hahh i laughed at her

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Oct 20 2008
7:36:51PM

gaper- dude i ski too and i just bought myself some new skis

me- thats sick. what kind?

gaper- i dunno but theyre parabolic

Weezyblog shut the fuck up

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Oct 20 2008
10:53:26PM

gaper- so wat's the point of those double tips (pointing to my skis).

me- so u can ride backwards and land switch.

gaper- that is so dumb, u probably can't even go fast on them.

me- smirking, i said i'll race u then. u get an 8 sec. head start.

gaper- i'll kick ur butt.

me- yea we'll see.

so we get off the lift and i give him like an 8 second head start. he's about a 1/4 of the way down the hill.

me- bomb the hill backwards, wait for him to get to the bottom.

me- not possible to go fast backwards huh?

gaper- i could of easily beat u, i just wasn't trying. trust me i'm a racer.

laughed my ass off as i skied away.

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Oct 20 2008
10:57:44PM

Quoting skibum2292 from Oct 20 2008 10:53:26:
gaper- so wat's the point of those double tips (pointing to my skis).

me- so u can ride backwards and land switch.

gaper- that is so dumb, u probably can't even go fast on them.

me- smirking, i said i'll race u then. u get an 8 sec. head start.

gaper- i'll kick ur butt.

me- yea we'll see.

so we get off the lift and i give him like an 8 second head start. he's about a 1/4 of the way down the hill.

me- bomb the hill backwards, wait for him to get to the bottom.

me- not possible to go fast backwards huh?

gaper- i could of easily beat u, i just wasn't trying. trust me i'm a racer.

laughed my ass off as i skied away.

lmao ....trust me, im a racer

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Oct 20 2008
11:44:04PM

Quoting neon1peace from Oct 20 2008 6:03:22:
that lifie was a douche but getting him fired wasnt cool

Nahhhh its fine he deserves it anyway

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Oct 21 2008
12:24:57AM

Quoting beer. from Mar 11 2008 2:30:03:
cmon man shes a girl, if a girl can go down a blue I am impressed (no offense to the ladies of ns)

i taught my girlfriend how to ski like 3 years ago and shes going down diamonds now, frustrating at first but she rips now

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Oct 21 2008
3:06:15AM

Quoting neon1peace from Oct 20 2008 6:03:22:
that lifie was a douche but getting him fired wasnt cool

the liftie did kinda bring it on himself by calling the manager

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Oct 21 2008
11:52:24AM

Quoting beer. from Mar 11 2008 2:30:03:
cmon man shes a girl, if a girl can go down a blue I am impressed (no offense to the ladies of ns)

is that a joke or are you just ignorant?
ladies who aren't on ns can ski too.....

how many tequilas in the place how many beers are in the case "if i'm not dead by the time i can't ski anymore, i'm going onto the roof of the tallest building in town, i'm going to beat the meat until i'm just about to orgasm, and then i'm going to jump, and live my last few seconds spewing jizz all over the people below." - k-rob ASK A GIRL CULT: just like ladies men, but more pink. http://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/3268/

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Oct 22 2008
4:16:33PM

us"what type of skis do you have?"

Gaper " red ones"

its a kid at my school

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Oct 22 2008
11:06:00PM

Im asian so sometimes i like to talk in an asian accent, being a "gaper" myself,

me(to a gaper downloading): why you go down da rift?!?

her: i just dont like the conditions up here, im not used to skiing in deep snow.

(fresh courderoy had been laid overnight, hadnt snowed in a week and a half)

F#@k it n' huck it

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Oct 22 2008
11:25:27PM

it always sucks when your at school and you says omthing about about park or snow or jumps or stuff of that nature and of coarse someones always like

Gaper:like o so you snowboard right

me:no i ski

Gaper:ooooo

Gaper:thats lame snowboarders do jumps and stuff

Me:well skiers can too

Gaper:o yeah well can you do a backflip

Me:Seriously now?????!!!!!

Gaper: see you cant

Me:well yeha i can but its not that cool

Gaper:yeah it is snowboarders do it

Me: fine your right doing sideways backflips are way coolerrr

apperently snow boarders are (how do those wippersnappers say) wicked sickly duderman

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Oct 24 2008
3:41:04AM

Quoting afton_steeze from Oct 21 2008 11:52:24:
is that a joke or are you just ignorant?
ladies who aren't on ns can ski too.....

I look forward to the day when I meet a girl who can ski.
I keep hearing they're out there, but every girl I've met or taken skiing is just aggravating to ski with. :(

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Oct 24 2008
10:43:09AM

Quoting ShredTheGnarnia$ from Oct 20 2008 5:26:34:
wait wasnt that pete olenick?

or was it the old guy with them in war?
cant remember....

twas petey

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Oct 24 2008
1:02:43PM

i have gotten
Gaper:Do you snowboard?
Me:uh *look down at skis*...no
Gaper:The why do you dress like one?
Me: i can dress how ever you want.
Gaper:but you ski like one too:
me, being thankful for an 800 foot lift ride, push off the landing and ski towards the park as fast as I can.

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Oct 24 2008
1:14:17PM

im just chillin and crusin toward the park...

gaper: (flags me down) hey can you help me with my ski?

me: whats wrong?

gaper: my boot wont fit in my binding anymore. it was workin earlier and i fell and now i think they're broken.

(the ski was facing backwards and he was tryin to put his boot in forwards.)

me: (reach down, pick up ski and pretnd to "fix" the binding and put the ski back down facin forward)

me: here ya go chief, try that.

gaper (clicks in) thanks mister,

me: sure (ski off laughing)

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Oct 24 2008
4:34:11PM

Quoting []Soul_Steeze[] from Oct 24 2008 1:14:17:
im just chillin and crusin toward the park...
gaper: (flags me down) hey can you help me with my ski?
me: whats wrong?
gaper: my boot wont fit in my binding anymore. it was workin earlier and i fell and now i think they're broken.
(the ski was facing backwards and he was tryin to put his boot in forwards.)
me: (reach down, pick up ski and pretnd to "fix" the binding and put the ski back down facin forward)
me: here ya go chief, try that.
gaper (clicks in) thanks mister,
me: sure (ski off laughing)

at least you were nice. i had to do that with someone once cuz they didnt know to pop the heelpiece back down

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Oct 24 2008
7:35:03PM

Quoting []Soul_Steeze[] from Oct 24 2008 1:14:17:
im just chillin and crusin toward the park...
gaper: (flags me down) hey can you help me with my ski?
me: whats wrong?
gaper: my boot wont fit in my binding anymore. it was workin earlier and i fell and now i think they're broken.
(the ski was facing backwards and he was tryin to put his boot in forwards.)
me: (reach down, pick up ski and pretnd to "fix" the binding and put the ski back down facin forward)
me: here ya go chief, try that.
gaper (clicks in) thanks mister,
me: sure (ski off laughing)

+ karma 4 bein nice... some people don't realize that tourists sre what keep the resorts running; the season pass holders pay one smaller price, and tourists pay every day they ski.... but yes, they do get annoying sometimes

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Oct 24 2008
7:55:39PM

I just had a conversation with a gaper at school today.

gaper- so, you ski?

me- yea, do you

gaper-yea i love skiing

me-what skis do you have?

gaper- I dont know

me- um, okay

gaper-do you use poles?

me-yes

gaper-poles are for squares.

I laughed for a full minute.

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Oct 24 2008
8:17:30PM

Quoting beer. from Mar 11 2008 2:30:03:
cmon man shes a girl, if a girl can go down a blue I am impressed (no offense to the ladies of ns)

thats not cool

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Oct 24 2008
8:58:12PM

Quoting []Soul_Steeze[] from Oct 24 2008 1:14:17:
im just chillin and crusin toward the park...
gaper: (flags me down) hey can you help me with my ski?
me: whats wrong?
gaper: my boot wont fit in my binding anymore. it was workin earlier and i fell and now i think they're broken.
(the ski was facing backwards and he was tryin to put his boot in forwards.)
me: (reach down, pick up ski and pretnd to "fix" the binding and put the ski back down facin forward)
me: here ya go chief, try that.
gaper (clicks in) thanks mister,
me: sure (ski off laughing)

i work in a rentals at my hill and we get alot of people like this, sometimes its hard to be nice.

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Oct 24 2008
10:26:10PM

Can you see through your goggles(fire lense).... I replied no i just like skiing around blind

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Oct 24 2008
11:01:53PM

i was cliff jumping with a friend over the summer and he pulls a gainer and these people from NYC yell out OH MY GOD HE JUST DID A DOUBLE BACKFLIP! so we get up on top and they asked if we ever got hurt doing " thoses flippy things", and we then told them that we get paid to do this and we are jsut having fun messin around.(claim). then we convinced a big fat guy to dive off the top of the cliff and he got fucked up.

and......why so serious.

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Oct 26 2008
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Quoting twin-tip-hero$ from Oct 24 2008 11:01:53:
then we convinced a big fat guy to dive off the top of the cliff and he got fucked up.

not cool man...

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Oct 27 2008
2:25:41PM

Quoting 4frntfisherman from Oct 24 2008 3:41:04:
I look forward to the day when I meet a girl who can ski.
I keep hearing they're out there, but every girl I've met or taken skiing is just aggravating to ski with. :(

well obviously you haven't met the female ns'ers....
but still, girls can ski
dudes: stop saying otherwise.

how many tequilas in the place how many beers are in the case "if i'm not dead by the time i can't ski anymore, i'm going onto the roof of the tallest building in town, i'm going to beat the meat until i'm just about to orgasm, and then i'm going to jump, and live my last few seconds spewing jizz all over the people below." - k-rob ASK A GIRL CULT: just like ladies men, but more pink. http://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/3268/

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Oct 27 2008
3:05:55PM

Quoting afton_steeze from Oct 27 2008 2:25:41:
well obviously you haven't met the female ns'ers....
but still, girls can ski
dudes: stop saying otherwise.

sorry to get in the middle of this, but if you want to argue, can you just create a thread to vent please? this is one of my favorite threads, and i dont want to see it die because of a silly argument. i know girls who can ski, i know girls who cant ski. can we please just leave it at that???

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Oct 27 2008
3:35:18PM

Quoting 4frntfisherman from Oct 24 2008 3:41:04:
I look forward to the day when I meet a girl who can ski.
I keep hearing they're out there, but every girl I've met or taken skiing is just aggravating to ski with. :(

all the girls in the ski club are gapers who cruise
snowboarder chicks FTW

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Oct 27 2008
9:46:54PM

Quoting treebeard$ from Oct 27 2008 3:05:55:
sorry to get in the middle of this, but if you want to argue, can you just create a thread to vent please? this is one of my favorite threads, and i dont want to see it die because of a silly argument. i know girls who can ski, i know girls who cant ski. can we please just leave it at that???

i wasn't trying tostart anything, its one of my fave threads to.
but i wasn't going to just let that shit fly, i gotta back up my fellow lady shredders..

how many tequilas in the place how many beers are in the case "if i'm not dead by the time i can't ski anymore, i'm going onto the roof of the tallest building in town, i'm going to beat the meat until i'm just about to orgasm, and then i'm going to jump, and live my last few seconds spewing jizz all over the people below." - k-rob ASK A GIRL CULT: just like ladies men, but more pink. http://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/3268/

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Oct 27 2008
9:52:59PM

Quoting afton_steeze from Oct 27 2008 9:46:54:
i wasn't trying tostart anything, its one of my fave threads to.
but i wasn't going to just let that shit fly, i gotta back up my fellow lady shredders..

yeah i get what your doing, and i respect that. i just feel like this is beginning to take over an otherwise epic thread

btw, i dont have any gaper stories. i just love hearing them

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Oct 27 2008
10:11:22PM

Quoting afton_steeze from Oct 27 2008 9:46:54:
i wasn't trying tostart anything, its one of my fave threads to.
but i wasn't going to just let that shit fly, i gotta back up my fellow lady shredders..

if you had let it fly, then it would have ended up slapping him right in the mouth as soon as he saw a girl who is better than he is...which will probably be soon

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Nov 2 2008
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Quoting twin-tip-hero$ from Oct 24 2008 11:01:53:
then we convinced a big fat guy to dive off the top of the cliff and he got fucked up.

thats sucks how big was the cliff?

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Nov 2 2008
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when standing on the drop in ramp, some lady and her kid yell down at us and tell us to get off the jump.

and......why so serious.

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Nov 2 2008
7:19:16PM

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Nov 2 2008
9:02:41PM

Quoting jsaya_SagStraps$ from Sep 21 2008 5:58:14:
not really a gaper quote but anyway its something ive noticed. when youre trying to tell how good someone is and you ask what they do, so-so skiers always ski they like backcountry, not park. ask them what they do in the spring. you know what i mean?

ehh. that is not completely true. backcountry is skiable in the spring...

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Nov 3 2008
5:30:47PM

so i got on the chair with this one guy and he turns to me and goes "guess what i just learned?" i responded in a fake excited way "what" then best line ever... "a back flip that means im pro i bet you would like to spend a night with me now...heres my number" he proceeds to hand me a napkin with his number already on it like he was completely prepared for that moment. it was awesome

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Nov 3 2008
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Ill probably just get hated on for saying this but some ( a small percentage ) of the people in this thread need to take a second and think about what those gapers are TRYING to say. They are out of their element, and we are in ours, so don't be assholes about small shit. Sometimes you can just tell that going off the side of even the smallest jump in the park makes their day .

that said,

one time there was a lot of snow under these power lines on the side of the hill, and we found this jump that some one had built way back. anyways there were three gapers hanging out above the jump talkin each other into hitting it. we came down and talked for awhile, then my friend goes down and does a backy and lands perfect, then rides away. one of the gapers is just like yeah thats what im gonna do too and he just goes for it. gets way to much speed, under rotates, and straight up swan dives into the snow about 30 feet past the landing. some of the funniest, most surreal shit i've ever seen. he was fine too.

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Nov 3 2008
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Quoting katiejfromca from Nov 3 2008 5:30:47:
so i got on the chair with this one guy and he turns to me and goes "guess what i just learned?" i responded in a fake excited way "what" then best line ever... "a back flip that means im pro i bet you would like to spend a night with me now...heres my number" he proceeds to hand me a napkin with his number already on it like he was completely prepared for that moment. it was awesome

haha thats great.

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Nov 3 2008
7:27:38PM

Quoting zylstra from Nov 3 2008 7:16:15:
Ill probably just get hated on for saying this but some ( a small percentage ) of the people in this thread need to take a second and think about what those gapers are TRYING to say. They are out of their element, and we are in ours, so don't be assholes about small shit. Sometimes you can just tell that going off the side of even the smallest jump in the park makes their day .

that said,

one time there was a lot of snow under these power lines on the side of the hill, and we found this jump that some one had built way back. anyways there were three gapers hanging out above the jump talkin each other into hitting it. we came down and talked for awhile, then my friend goes down and does a backy and lands perfect, then rides away. one of the gapers is just like yeah thats what im gonna do too and he just goes for it. gets way to much speed, under rotates, and straight up swan dives into the snow about 30 feet past the landing. some of the funniest, most surreal shit i've ever seen. he was fine too.

hopefully you gave him mad props for sacking up and trying it

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Nov 3 2008
7:37:11PM

Quoting ShredTheGnarnia$ from Nov 3 2008 7:27:38:
hopefully you gave him mad props for sacking up and trying it

yeah, i went next and wrecked almost as hard. everybody had a good laugh.

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