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10:36:33PM
there's been so many memorable ones in the past.
some of my favorites are: "if at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
another one which was from higher ground was: "the best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been."
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Nov 12 2005
10:38:59PM
my sig
"If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do"
-Warren Miller
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Nov 12 2005
10:40:28PM
^ yep you see that one i think in every movie or so
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10:46:09PM
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11:21:20PM
"peopel wenrnt made to fly, thats why we make kickers" hehe i donno why but i love that one!
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Nov 12 2005
11:22:10PM
^that was from higher ground
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11:37:54PM
"so pack your stuff in a u-haul trailer and move to steamboat" "with ski towns so big now, good chances are that whatever you do in a city you can easily do right here"

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Nov 12 2005
11:55:38PM
"and i always say if you dont do it this year, you'll just be one year older when you do"
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Nov 13 2005
12:13:21AM
"the best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been."

i like that one too
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 "Don't take life too seriously, because you can't come out of it alive.” after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
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Dec 16 2009
6:10:39PM
Quoting fezz from Dec 16 2009 6:01:07:
after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
i completelyyy agreee my favorite is "die living"
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Dec 16 2009
6:30:15PM

all the ones i reamber are all ready taken

but the old sign off "this is warren miller, hope to see you next year same time same place"

bong hits for jesus!
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Dec 16 2009
6:30:36PM
"lifes a garden, dig it"-warren miller


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Dec 16 2009
6:53:43PM
Quoting fezz from Dec 16 2009 6:01:07:
 "Don't take life too seriously, because you can't come out of it alive.” after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
possibly my favorite quote ever....

but another good one is...


"time keeps on slipping, into the future"

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Dec 16 2009
7:02:19PM
Quoting WankerTanker$ from Dec 16 2009 6:30:36:
"lifes a garden, dig it"-warren miller
I believe that's from Joe Dirt, isn't it?
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Dec 16 2009
7:09:09PM
"if there's a fork in the road, take it."
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Dec 16 2009
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"This is Scott Fitch, from the planet Krypton"
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Dec 16 2009
7:12:49PM
hahaha, i was 17 when i made this thread right around my bday, classic
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Dec 16 2009
7:15:58PM
lol I didn't even notice how old this thread was :P
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Dec 16 2009
7:17:23PM
my sr. quote

don't take life seriously because if you do you'll never make it out alive
Wait, you gave your dog your phone thinking he wouldn't eat it?
What did you expect him to do, text up some bitch? Big_Spence$$

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Dec 16 2009
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"If you dont stomp your shit this year, you will be one year closer when you do"
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Dec 16 2009
7:52:43PM
Quoting zzzskizzzUltimate Bling! from Dec 16 2009 7:17:23:
my sr. quote

don't take life seriously because if you do you'll never make it out alive
That would be a Van Wilder quote


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Dec 17 2009
2:58:27PM
Quoting WankerTanker$ from Dec 16 2009 6:30:36:
"lifes a garden, dig it"-warren miller
this is deffinately from joe dirt
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Dec 17 2009
3:03:34PM
“Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.” -Warren Miller
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Dec 17 2009
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Quoting fezz from Dec 16 2009 6:01:07:
 "Don't take life too seriously, because you can't come out of it alive.” after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
yes.
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Dec 17 2009
3:04:23PM
"If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do"
-Warren Miller


I followed that quote, and now I'm out west, unemployed, no pass, and no money.

Rode 115 last year, none this year.
Thanks Warren Miller
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"They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper... thats the time to do it."
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Dec 17 2009
3:40:31PM
Quoting HR8938Cephei$ from Dec 17 2009 3:38:22:
"They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper... thats the time to do it."
you can just hear warren miller's voice in that one....epic
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Dec 17 2009
6:26:14PM
"If you want your skis, go get 'em"
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Dec 17 2009
6:58:31PM
is there one that is like

"the family that bitches together skis together"
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Dec 17 2009
8:51:10PM
Watch out, WME might sue you.
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Dec 17 2009
9:25:56PM
Quoting BULLSEMEN from Dec 17 2009 8:51:10:
Watch out, WME might sue you.
i lol'ed
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Dec 17 2009
9:45:32PM
Quoting PeeDuBzz from Dec 16 2009 6:53:43:
possibly my favorite quote ever.... but another good one is...“If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.”
i constantly use this in conversation
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Dec 17 2009
10:04:30PM
Quoting jblaski from Dec 17 2009 3:04:23:
"If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do"
-Warren Miller


I followed that quote, and now I'm out west, unemployed, no pass, and no money.

Rode 115 last year, none this year.
Thanks Warren Miller
Did you just blame warren miller for you not having money? Wow your unbelievably lame sir


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Dec 17 2009
10:15:30PM
ya'll need ta get offa warren aight
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Dec 17 2009
10:20:45PM
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Fuck you whale, and fucka you dolphin!
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Dec 17 2009
10:25:16PM
Quoting MdanteL from Nov 12 2005 11:55:38:
"and i always say if you dont do it this year, you'll just be one year older when you do"
as he says in refresh, if you dont do a dub cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do
bitches want equal rights then they can catch one to the jaw too
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Dec 17 2009
10:43:53PM
Quoting SMH[-__-] from Dec 17 2009 10:15:30:
ya'll need ta get offa warren aight
No we dont, shut up
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Dec 17 2009
10:49:45PM
Quoting ghosfacekilla from Dec 17 2009 10:43:53:
No we dont, shut up
What a little fucker eh? He's a legend, hes a crucial reason your on a site thats devoted to skiing you ignorant little spit fuck
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Dec 17 2009
11:11:41PM
"twin tip skis have insured that todays skiers can ride backwards, as much as they can forwards,









why the want to do that? i dont know....."
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Dec 17 2009
11:37:52PM
Quoting Uah from Dec 17 2009 10:49:45:
What a little fucker eh? He's a legend, hes a crucial reason your on a site thats devoted to skiing you ignorant little spit fuck
Why dont you read what I said a lil closer before you say something retarded
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Dec 17 2009
11:45:05PM

from an old movie seg at mammoth ~ "the guy with the red skis never skis, he just walks around the parking lot asking pretty ladies to adjust his bindings"

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Dec 17 2009
11:46:27PM
Quoting WankerTanker$ from Dec 17 2009 10:04:30:
Did you just blame warren miller for you not having money? Wow your unbelievably lame sir
Sorry, sarcasm-o'-sender is broken.

I'm not directly blaming WM. That quote is a sticker on the front of my computer, and I stared at it every day before I moved out west. Now I'm in my situation.

No hate towards WM though.
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Dec 18 2009
12:37:03AM
"You can't get hurt skiing, unless you fall" - Warren Miller


Unfortunately, not-so-indestructable knee's have proven that theory wrong.

I just have to say that all you people that are quoting him in Refresh kinda make me angry. Seriously, quote the ones that everyone doesn't already know...
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. - prosnurfer

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Dec 18 2009
2:05:06AM
"They use recorded sentences of my voice from earlier films in order to what I think is keeping the public fooled that I am still involved. I am not…and I am sad to see the films losing their character and the culture that was so much fun and made them such an annual event."

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Dec 18 2009
2:29:23AM
Quoting Mstchief from Dec 16 2009 7:50:44:
"If you dont stomp your shit this year, you will be one year closer when you do"
great quote but its "if you don't stop you're shit of whistler"
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Feb 8 2012
5:27:37PM
bump
such good quotes
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5:32:59PM
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Feb 8 2012
6:22:33PM
Quoting fezz from Dec 16 2009 6:01:07:
 "Don't take life too seriously, because you can't come out of it alive.” after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
Amen.
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