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My rectal itch

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Anathema
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ok check it, so i have a naturally hairy ass right? i don't know if it's because of gene's or side affects of snorting medicinal drugs, but... the point is, my ass is hairy. and i don't just mean my outer rim, but my anus is just infested with long curly black hairs. so when i wipe my ass sometimes, i it pulls out the hair and kinda hurts, but that's besides the point. my ass has been itching for weeks now, and i don't know how to make it stop. it's really irritating, and the only way to scratch it is to dig my fingers way up in there, and swirl em around, so basically, i gotta finger my a-hole. it's gotten so bad, to the point where i regularly poop bloody logs.

can anybody help me make the itchiness stop? should i lube up my cornhole with vasoline? or shave my asshairs? any input would be greatly appreciated.


sincerely,

-Harvιε


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payce
Mar 19 2005 12:29AM
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r5tommy
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hahahahahaha

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Mar 19 2005 12:30AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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a soothing hemroid creme should fix ya right up

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Mar 19 2005 12:31AM
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get yourself a sturdy woman to lick it everyday.








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Mar 19 2005 12:31AM
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Anathema
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ok, where can i purchase such an item? should i go to my doctor and plead my case? or walk over to the drug store and ask them for something that will cure my itchy irritated anus...

-Harvιε


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payce
Mar 19 2005 12:32AM
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Oviestly Preperation H will do the trick, and fix your rectal inchingness

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Mar 19 2005 1:11AM
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alpinecowboy84
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wow it takes a lot to gross me out, but you my friend are fucking revolting.


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Mar 19 2005 1:13AM
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SchweitzerSki
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hahaha i bet you have worms

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Mar 19 2005 1:24AM
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french_fry
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hahaha i got the same problem! Although i dont shit bloody logs shit and long ass hair dont go together, its annoying, o and also i'd never post that on the internet, but its actually funny so...




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Mar 19 2005 1:40AM
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Anathema
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worms? as in, the proventricular worm?



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payce
Mar 19 2005 1:42AM
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SchweitzerSki
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no no no
i mean worms as in.....
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ass worms

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 1:47AM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh well, picture worms pouriong out of an asshole. hehe. worms make your ass itch though. is it worse at night?

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 1:47AM
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Anathema
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actually yes. when i'm trying to sleep, it gets really irritating.

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payce
Mar 19 2005 1:49AM
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Anathema
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if i have worms, i'm going to kill myself.

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payce
Mar 19 2005 1:50AM
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....Yum....


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Mar 19 2005 1:50AM
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SchweitzerSki
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no don't kill yourself, don't even go to the doctor, just go to a local drug store or pharmacy thing and get some worm medicine. you don't have to have a prescription. sometimes they hide it so you HAVE to ask them where it is. and wash your sheets and stuff. trust me i've been around many people with worms.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 1:53AM
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Anathema
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alright. thank you very much for your input. i am a little embarrased about my condition, but i will take your word for it. i guess i wont have to kill myself after all.

oh, by the way, is worms a common thing these days to see in teenagers?

-Harvιε


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payce
Mar 19 2005 1:58AM
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SchweitzerSki
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more so in little kids, but yeah teenagers get worms frequently too

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 1:59AM
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hmm...I'm still kinda hinting towards the sturdy woman idea.....








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Mar 19 2005 2:01AM
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Anathema
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schweizerski, are you a chick? if so, how would you like to eat my ass?

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payce
Mar 19 2005 2:02AM
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french_fry
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eww i didnt even know you could have worms in ur asshole, but I know that you can kill them by putting duct tape on the holes they make cuz they'll try to breathe out and get stuck on the tape. Its gonna be like shaving your legs with wax but 10 times more painful cuz its your ass.




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 19 2005 2:04AM
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SchweitzerSki
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yeah i'm a chick. now normally i would be down for licking a guys asshole, but with the curresnt beliefs that you may have worms, i'm going to pass

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 2:05AM
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Anathema
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shucks. what if i shaved my ass, cleaned it, and got rid of my worms? then would you toss my salad?

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payce
Mar 19 2005 2:07AM
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Anathema
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hahahah. i'm starting to grose myself out now. it's cool. i wouldn't want you to lick my anus anyways. that would be one narsty feeling.

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payce
Mar 19 2005 2:08AM
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SchweitzerSki
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you are finally grossing yourself out lol. yeah i don't think that would feel very good

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 2:14AM
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Bhayter10
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I propose a game, a challenge if you will, to see if it's remotely possible to create a thread more disturbing than this one.


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Mar 19 2005 3:43AM
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Bhayter10
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Wait, I take that back. Please dont.


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Mar 19 2005 4:06AM
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Please remind me to never shake your hand.

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Mar 19 2005 11:03AM
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fizzlefry
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just shave your ass?

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Mar 19 2005 11:05AM
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QuazBotch
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Shaving results in itchy stubble when it grows back. You have to wax it.

Mar 19 2005 11:18AM
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almostaskier
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man, im sooo glad you took that back... i don't know if there is anything worse than worms pooring out your butt... schweitzerski, thank you for subconsciously not being able to post the pic...


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Mar 19 2005 11:32AM
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SteezePatrol
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Did you eat something rank...that usually gives people worms

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Mar 19 2005 11:52AM
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this is so awful but so amazing all at the same time

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Mar 19 2005 12:54PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Ewwwww, Asshole contitions make me sick.

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Mar 19 2005 9:41PM
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freshpowder41
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haha i think we should try to make a thread more disgusting then this one...i really dont think its possible...and if someone can do it then they get like a day dedicated to them or something

Mar 19 2005 10:28PM
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Sharpy
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ewwwww, I know this kid. Justin, you're one narsty dude. And you need to get that condition taken care of...


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Mar 19 2005 10:34PM
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PowderCanuck
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wow. I'm surprised how few people have heard of worms. It happens usualy to little kids when all they eat is sugar and nothing else. Or other non nutricious food.

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Mar 19 2005 11:54PM
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Ghst
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my grandma used to scare me by saying if i only ate candy i would get worms...*shudder*

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Mar 20 2005 12:12AM
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p-lin101
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yeah worms suck just go to the pharmacy and make them give you the medicine it works in like 5 days and then maybe shave ur ass and wash everything in your house





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Mar 20 2005 1:05AM
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Anathema
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it's been over a year and my ass is still itchy. help.
Jun 3 2006 6:51PM
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guillermolongjon2
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my ass ispretty hairy too and i sometimes have the same problem..i realized that usually when my ass itches i didnt wipe well enough...so look in the mirror or someting and see if u have some nugs up there..that could be ur problem
Jun 3 2006 6:53PM
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ride_switch
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Whatever you do don't shave it, remember that thread a while back about someone who did? Search it if you haven't read it. Yah, don't shave it man.
Jun 3 2006 6:57PM
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ThaLetterM.
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nugs...wow thats um...wow
Jun 3 2006 6:58PM
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eastAR5
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your fucked
Jun 3 2006 6:59PM
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mattster
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did you try the worm shit ?
Jun 3 2006 7:05PM
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MrScruff
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do the scooty ass thing like dogs do.

but seriously...dont take medical advice from people on the internet.
Jun 3 2006 7:06PM
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FUUUCK
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hahahahhahaha, vasceline my friend, or maybe some anti itch cream, like goldbond
Jun 3 2006 7:06PM
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ski_me
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thats the best idea
Jun 3 2006 7:11PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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it's a good thing you're not serious i almsot threw up anyway.
Jun 3 2006 7:12PM
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Wu-TangSkier
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i hope the creator of this thread dies of his rectal itch
Jun 3 2006 7:15PM
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EC123
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Tell your boyfriend you want to be the giver for awhile and give your ass a break.
Jun 3 2006 7:18PM
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