So I was having a fantastic day riding the jib lines at keystone when out of nowhere this fucker in tightass jeans probably pumping blink 182 in his headphones cut me off. I was so pissed.......I told him to go cry to his emo music. Next thing I know, the two of us were getting in a fist-fight. Little did he know that I always ride PACKIN' HEAT SON! So I bust a cap in his punk-ass and made a fuckin' coat out of his skin. I'll be wearing it in summit county from now on, so if you see me, make sure you're wearing baggy snowpants and bumping wu-tang, or your fate will certainly be the same as this fucker


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